Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17786385)

In Alabama Incestuous marriages are legal.

Anchorage
No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops.

Arizona
Hunting camels is prohibited.
It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

Arkansas
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
Honking one?s car horn at a sandwich shop after 9 PM is against the law.

California
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.

You get the idea...

more: http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 17786394)

same as all the bike pics said SUZUKI:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17786395)

do they not have dumb laws in your country?

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17786395)

do they not have dumb laws in your country?

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 17786340)

hey not to be the maple leaf know it all, but this pic says 'montana' in it's URL

you know Montana is apart of the states right?

Originally Posted by cyberxxx (Post 17786482)

You will be surprised, but not every country has a list of dump laws :2 cents:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17786133)

those are hilarious!

i've found that most americans are like me, we can laugh at ourselves when others point their fingers at us and jump on the *let's all hate on americans* band wagon.

happy holidays folks!

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 17786175)

we have plenty stupid people here just like any place else so I wouldn't feel offended either :)

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 17786177)

We are all retards in our own beautiful way.

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17786618)

anybody is capable of going full retard at any time, regardless of which side of some silly line on a map they are on.

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17786508)

sure you're right

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-kingdom

Originally Posted by cyberxxx (Post 17786680)

I meant something different. For example here in Russia we don't have any other laws than the Criminal Code of Russian Federation. I.e. nothing like "your cat is not allowed to poop closer than 1000 meters to the nearest synagogue".

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17786693)

sure you're right.

http://www.stupidlaws.com/laws/countries/russia/

Originally Posted by cyberxxx (Post 17786712)

Yes, I was right, because the "laws" posted there are came from some tales book for the American children of 60's. Believe me. WE DO NOT HAVE SUCH LAWS ALL.

E.g.:

"Anyone not willing to work a 16 hour day can be thrown into prison."

"In some areas, all boys must be given the name Stalin as one of there middle names."

"It is illegal to brush your teeth more than twice per day."
etc.

The one must be a complete idiot to invent these "laws" and the other must be a 2 y.o. kid to believe this is truth.

BTW, didn't you try to read the comments on the "Russian laws" you posted here? :)

It seems that Sally is no alone, now she's got a pair :1orglaugh

Originally Posted by Si (Post 17785884)

7. In Texas, a recently passed anti-crime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

Originally Posted by Varius (Post 17786781)

This reminds me of my first flight to CR, the immigration paper we had to fill out actually asked:

"Do you intend to commit a crime while visiting Costa Rica?"

with a checkbox "Yes/No"

:1orglaugh

Originally Posted by quiet (Post 17785730)

go shoot something you stupid bitch. sally rand is officially the biggest retard on the entire board.

Originally Posted by Varius (Post 17786781)

"Do you intend to commit a crime while visiting Costa Rica?"

Originally Posted by cyberxxx (Post 17786799)

Did you read the immigration card for entering the USA? IF I quote it here, you will be laughing all the day. I promise :)

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17785534)

Parking at Canuck motorcycle club meeting showing their AMERICAN motorcycles.......

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/l...unt2010047.jpg

But I digress.......................................

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17786808)

yeah, we get it. amerika sux. russia is blessed. next.

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17786618)

anybody is capable of going full retard at any time, regardless of which side of some silly line on a map they are on.

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17786822)

Please point out one American motorcycle in that photo.

Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 17786945)

Everybody knows you never go full retard.

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17786955)

side note, i watched a bit of tropic thunder on cable, they edited out *retard* and replaced it with *special*

never go full special.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17786955)

side note, i watched a bit of tropic thunder on cable, they edited out *retard* and replaced it with *special*

never go full special.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17786955)

side note, i watched a bit of tropic thunder on cable, they edited out *retard* and replaced it with *special*

never go full special.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17786790)

so which one did you check? you are american, who knows eh. :1orglaugh

Originally Posted by cyberxxx (Post 17786799)

Did you read the immigration card for entering the USA? IF I quote it here, you will be laughing all the day. I promise :)

Originally Posted by Varius (Post 17787053)

Actually, I am Canadian :winkwink:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17786955)

side note, i watched a bit of tropic thunder on cable, they edited out *retard* and replaced it with *special*

never go full special.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17787312)

What channel did that?

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17786400)

this thread has been derailed. thanks sally. let's get back to the jokes grandma sent mark through the internet machine.