Why does this story sound so familiar?

"Horus was born to the goddess Isis after she retrieved all the dismembered body parts of her murdered husband Osiris, except his penis which was thrown into the Nile and eaten by a catfish,[5][6] and used her magic powers to resurrect Osiris and fashion a gold phallus[7] to conceive her son. In another version of the story, Isis was impregnated by divine fire.[8] Once Isis knew she was pregnant with Horus, she fled to the Nile Delta marshlands to hide from her brother Set who jealously killed Osiris and who she knew would want to kill their son.[8] There Isis bore a divine son, Horus."

:thumbsup:thumbsup exactly...all these religions are similar stories..which makes the Christians late to the party..the bible is just a RIP-off of older religions

Fun to see simon, known to be the guy who has no ethics at all trying to fire up a discussion like this. You must have been smacked around as a kid so many times. They bitchslapped you silly. I dont even care what people believe in or not, i respect them equally unless it resorts in physical violence.

God, allah, santa claus.. Who fucking cares as long as they dont bother others with it.

You are a fucking cheating manipulating lying bitch ass faggot, and you dare to talk about stuff like this?

What a dumbass.

I'd be hardpressed to find anyone who would take that clown seriously. Its stupid secularists like solo and Senator that continuously increase the number of religious people due to their hilarious logic.

That should be "fuckTARD"!

Hopefully santa doesn't see this thread.

At least she had a brain. Although i have to agree with metaman, she must have been a dumbass preacher.

wow, not only are you a retard..you're BLIND at as a fucking BAT too:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

go back up to the top of the thread and try hard to read your reply again...if you can, Rainman:1orglaugh

Simon believes in dinosaurs.
Hotdarnit man, you must be the genius of your trailerpark when you told the others that loool.

I don't believe in the flying spaghetti monster either,
however, I DO have one religious belief.

Anyone who quotes zeitgeist as 'proof' of anything is a complete fucking retard.
Send me your donation so I can continue my ministry!

Fucktart= bitch, female, lady parts

Fucktard= retard w/ fuck thrown in

Learnt fuck all from this thread.

why does christmas bring out the bitter unaccomplished people of the world and put them on display for all to see?

And i doubt you make enough to produce a video.

I heard this magical man fucking girls in your video never existed either. Was he called jesus? Dont think so, actually i know so.

congratulations genius, you cracked the mystery of the allegory...

What's next? going to dispute whether Socrates' cave actually existed?


Read some more and you will also learn why people believe what they do and that you trying to force your own beliefs on to others is totally fruitless and a complete waste of time...

Hahaha poor solo.

lol, you are such a cock sucker.. you see this thread getting some action so your slide your slimey " starved for attention ass" into the thread , just bashing me...congrats to my stalker, Capt. Obvious :thumbsup
You win
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh drink a dick, sunshine

poor demon= god bless your mom for not smothering you, she must be a saint

ironic, in light of the topic.

I'm more accomplished then you'll ever be

At least im a cocksucker living in my own house driving my own cars sailing my own boat paying for my own 4x a year vacation.

And you?

Well you cant even fill orders you get to produce your so called exclusive videos. Instead you keep pulling the same tricks trying to fool people.

It must suck being a failure and going broke begging people for money, but god or the dinosaurs didnt do that to you.

Even the bum on the corner makes more money then you, and seeing you react on the forums he sure as hell is having more fun in life.

come on, son. even your mom couldn't listen to that with a strait face.:1orglaugh

* sarcastic*

Whaaaaaaaaahhhhhaaahhhaaa, to bad i cant copypaste some convos i had with people ordering your stuff. You are a fucking buttnugget bro. Established looool.

Maybe you confuse people laughing AT you with being popular.

then u don't know me... "son"

Solo, collecting your monthly welfare check is Nirvana accomplishment.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

oh this is rich..thanks for the laugh:winkwink::winkwink:

trust me. I've been watching your kind come and go for the last 13yrs.
:thumbsup

Come on everette make an even bigger joke out of yourself. Im bored :):)

these threads always devolve into who's dick is bigger... without fail. :2 cents:

pathetic.

the fact you've been on the board for 13 years speaks volumes:1orglaugh

Well... Christmas is older than Christianity, it's older than all modern Religions. Heck the birth of Christ wasn't even celebrated until like 1500 ad or so.

Tons of people celebrate it with no mind towards Jesus. But... most Christians do think Dec 25th is the day Jesus was born and they believe the entire story, as it is told.... even though it's not new to Christianity - which shows how brainwashed they are.

Jesus is the King of all Jews!


http://www.morethings.com/god_and_co...zareth-180.jpg

it sure does,

as does the idiot threads you choose to post here.:thumbsup

yeah, over 2 billion of them are brainwashed.

poor them. if only they had YOUR intelligence. They'd be so much better off.:1orglaugh

At least he didnt have to use 13 fake nicks to
do so everette, simon, nina, solo. Do you use fake nicks in real life to? Loool.

at one point the entire population of the planet believed the Earth was flat.

just because a large number of people believe something, doesn't make it true.

you know this already. :2 cents:

I wasn't aware that all 2 billion believed the same stories at the same level. Just like some think Dino bones were put here 2000 years ago to test your faith - so yeah buddy - for damn sure MOST are brainwashed.

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