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Roald 12-23-2010 09:04 AM

it should be general rule to at least say what you want. A simple "Hey" is not going to work. I personally get a ton of them a day and if I don't know you it you are way down the list to get a reply.

A typical icq convo with someone I don't know often goes like this:

Hey
4 hours later my reply
Hey
4 hours later their reply
Hey you still there
4 hours later my reply
Here now
4 hours later their reply
Let me know when you are around
4 hours later my reply
Drop me an email roald @t freeones .com time zones are a bitch you know.

Hate it! Don;t understand why people can not at least say what they are contacting you for or just send an email.

Sarah_Jayne 12-23-2010 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 17794892)
I hate it when you hit up a rep for something and they insist on using a webcam to chat. So you view their cam, only to find your supposed rep dressed in womens lingerie, with full makeup and false eyelashes, red lipstick and a sporting a beard!

You try to ignore this for a while, and make your request for some specific questions to be answered etc, but the rep keeps interrupting you with stupid questions like 'Do I look nice in panties?' Or 'Shall I turn round and show you my behind?'

Its just fucking annoying! It wouldn't be so bad if it was a cross dressing niche sponsor rep... That *may* make sense, but its not even close!

So, yeah, I feel your pain, and as LeRoy said, being a rep is a lifestyle choice... And then some.

I mean, cross dressings fine - Whatever floats your boat etc, but when you are trying to talk to a billing company, it gets a bit much! :2 cents:

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:1orglaugh

Flynn 12-23-2010 11:51 AM

lmao funny thread.

PR_Glen 12-23-2010 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tjeezers (Post 17795372)
a progressive grow in your company can be stimulated by a 24/7 Support Desk with people who are doing anything to make the webmaster feel loved. If a company comes with this, they stand out from the rest.

I bypass every program that lacks on support. They dont seem to care, why would I ?

yeah i can imagine how outstanding that support would be at a 4am shift...

The problem is that in order for us to help the average webmaster, whether it be account info, errors in the program (non emergency), or general accounting issues requires someone from the company with access. We limit access to this information, we would never give this kind of vital info over to a part time support person or someone we barely know working abroad at a discount rate.. this would be a huge security leak and could cause major issues including having your account info getting into the wrong hands... I wasn't even given access to this stuff until I was already hear for 5 years.

Even if we decided to put in a 24 hour support shift with limited access what are they going to help you with exactly? Show you where our free content is? Help you find the link codes? We couldn't even give them password access due to security risks at the end of the day so they wouldn't be much help at all..

iggysick 12-23-2010 12:26 PM

22
Wanna their names?

Cyandin 12-23-2010 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LauraLee (Post 17793802)
When I was an affiliate rep, I wasn't on drugs, I was just one touch cockie :winkwink:

Wait, what? One touch cockie? One tough cookie?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Dwreck 12-23-2010 01:25 PM

I try my best to be online at all hours and Leroy said it best its a Lifestyle..I often tell webmastersexactly what I'm doing and will hit them back up later. Problem is they are never around when I'm done and it comes into this game of tag.



Threads with negative undertones towards affiliate managers are a common as juicy making gay jokes.

Klen 12-23-2010 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 17795619)
it should be general rule to at least say what you want. A simple "Hey" is not going to work. I personally get a ton of them a day and if I don't know you it you are way down the list to get a reply.

A typical icq convo with someone I don't know often goes like this:

Hey
4 hours later my reply
Hey
4 hours later their reply
Hey you still there
4 hours later my reply
Here now
4 hours later their reply
Let me know when you are around
4 hours later my reply
Drop me an email roald @t freeones .com time zones are a bitch you know.

Hate it! Don;t understand why people can not at least say what they are contacting you for or just send an email.

hello you here

pristine 12-23-2010 01:40 PM

affiliate reps are just failed affiliates as all. most of them are completely brain dead and are meant to be a face of a shitty program is all.

TheKeyMaster 12-23-2010 01:42 PM

Guess you have to start sometime!

96ukssob 12-23-2010 01:43 PM

the problem is not they are on drugs, but they dont give a shit about you. why would they? you just harass them with questions and maybe bring them in 5 sales a month.

when your doing 10+ sales a day, they will be all over your junk :2 cents:

when you go to a club do you get the same treatment as a high roller who is there multiple times per week buying half a dozen bottles and renting out tables?

remember, there is probably 100 of you to one of them. Im not an affiliate rep, but I get annoyed by smaller customers and people who are just information whores that bother me all day long

JFK 12-23-2010 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 17795619)
it should be general rule to at least say what you want. A simple "Hey" is not going to work. I personally get a ton of them a day and if I don't know you it you are way down the list to get a reply.

A typical icq convo with someone I don't know often goes like this:

Hey
4 hours later my reply
Hey
4 hours later their reply
Hey you still there
4 hours later my reply
Here now
4 hours later their reply
Let me know when you are around
4 hours later my reply
Drop me an email roald @t freeones .com time zones are a bitch you know.

Hate it! Don;t understand why people can not at least say what they are contacting you for or just send an email.

Here now :Graucho

jcsike 12-23-2010 02:30 PM

agreed 100%

iggysick 12-23-2010 02:34 PM

do drugs. mkaaaaay


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