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Vendzilla 01-05-2011 09:46 AM

Im with nethorse, get the caddy

Grapesoda 01-05-2011 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 17821881)
it's spelled "Porsche" :2 cents:

and? so what, you aren't a car guy. I' ve had several opportunities to buy a porche, not a very interesting car to me... though I do like the new sedan :2 cents:

Sid70 01-05-2011 09:53 AM

Is that your house behind it? I know some people sacrifice their living space for muscle cars :)
http://www.edgeprod.com/dom/viper1.jpg

Sid70 01-05-2011 09:56 AM

I keep it simple and use this type:

http://www.cargurus.com/blog/wp-cont...ord-fusion.jpg

DobermanB 01-05-2011 09:58 AM

I just turned in my 750LI. I hated this car for three year. I had many issues with it. I also have a Mercedes S550 and I love it. For the backseat, do what I did. The Porsche Carrera :-)
That solved my problem. LOL

Grapesoda 01-05-2011 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DobermanB (Post 17821976)
I just turned in my 750LI. I hated this car for three year. I had many issues with it. I also have a Mercedes S550 and I love it. For the backseat, do what I did. The Porsche Carrera :-)
That solved my problem. LOL

the carrera has a backseat??? I though it was the panermera

http://c1.gas2.org/files/2010/07/panamera.jpg

Grapesoda 01-05-2011 10:20 AM

personally I'm pretty interested in the BMW 760i

96ukssob 01-05-2011 10:22 AM

I've bought a '06 BMW 750Li about a year and a half ago.

This was one of my dream case, but slowly realized its just a money pit. Unless you are going to buy a brand new one, I would highly suggest staying away from any used model 2008 and below (even if you get CPO).

From what I heard, the 760's are a nightmare. Have a lot of transmission and engine problems and will easily set you back thousands at the dealer. Remember, this car is a frequent member to the dealership and they LOVE to rape you because no one else can maintenance them.

Rather, I'd suggest looking into the Lexus LS460 L. They have a long wheel base and the inside and ride is more comfortable then the 750 IMO. The 2002-2008 model have an enormous steering wheel which just looks retarded. If your buying a car because you want something nice to drive around, I would say Lexus for the long wheel base, otherwise you will pay more than you should for the S550 from mbenz.

The best car I ever had was a 2006 Infiniti M45. That car was awesome and I miss it. Doesnt have a LWB but is easily comparable to a 5 series

mikem123 01-05-2011 10:22 AM

the New 760li is sexy and has a killer motor

John-ACWM 01-05-2011 10:34 AM

I am a BMW fan, 7 series are very luxurious and powerful but I would choose an M3 anytime.

Grapesoda 01-05-2011 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 17822043)
I've bought a '06 BMW 750Li about a year and a half ago.

This was one of my dream case, but slowly realized its just a money pit. Unless you are going to buy a brand new one, I would highly suggest staying away from any used model 2008 and below (even if you get CPO).

From what I heard, the 760's are a nightmare. Have a lot of transmission and engine problems and will easily set you back thousands at the dealer. Remember, this car is a frequent member to the dealership and they LOVE to rape you because no one else can maintenance them.

Rather, I'd suggest looking into the Lexus LS460 L. They have a long wheel base and the inside and ride is more comfortable then the 750 IMO. The 2002-2008 model have an enormous steering wheel which just looks retarded. If your buying a car because you want something nice to drive around, I would say Lexus for the long wheel base, otherwise you will pay more than you should for the S550 from mbenz.

The best car I ever had was a 2006 Infiniti M45. That car was awesome and I miss it. Doesnt have a LWB but is easily comparable to a 5 series

pretty good thoughts, i really like the lexus as well and less problematic for sure...caddy as a new sedan comming out this year I beleive... the xts

qwe 01-05-2011 11:08 AM

look into a brand new 5 series, interior is identical to 7 and alot less stuff to go wrong...

quiet 01-05-2011 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 17822028)
the carrera has a backseat??? I though it was the panermera

http://c1.gas2.org/files/2010/07/panamera.jpg

yep, all of the Carrera's have back seats. it's where i put my groceries lol. trolls and gobblins fit nicely too :) it's nice extra storage, but you can't actually fit people back there.

fuzebox 01-05-2011 12:16 PM

I'm surprised you'd pick the 750/760 over the M5... To me a 5 series is as big as I'd ever want in a car (hell the current 3 series seem as big as the 5 series from 10 years ago).

KillerK 01-05-2011 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc (Post 17821794)
I'd get an Audi S6 with the v10 Lambo engine in it.

The s6 is really slow compared to the M5 or the Mercedes.

edgeprod 01-05-2011 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by djroof (Post 17821210)
kick ass ride ;)

Thanks! Now it's for sale if you'd like to have a kick ass ride, too, LOL.


Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 17821271)
Either you will enjoy the car and keep it or have a great story to post about bringing it back and "test driving" a 750 for another 2 weeks before ultimately going to a Mercedes.

Hahaha, you still crack me up, man. :winkwink:


Quote:

Originally Posted by NetHorse (Post 17821306)
Daily driving a Viper? Come on man, you will be bored sitting in a lame 7 series.

Well, that's what the other cars are for -- the fun. The 7 series is only for carting girls around into the city.


Quote:

Originally Posted by HerPimp (Post 17821324)
Toss a ad on craigslist looking for a dealer to run car through "manheim" car auction for $250.

Yeah, I've had some offers on that ... I buy a lot of cars from the Manheim lanes. The dealer has already offered me more than they are fetching at Manheim right now. Local dealer says he can only get $52,000 for the car retail, and that's pushing it. Gotta love depreciation. I'll probably sell it for a bundle less and give someone a deal.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Mitchell (Post 17821395)
test drive the Audis!

I loved my Audi, but if I walked into an Audi dealership, I wouldn't leave with an A8, I'd leave with an R8 ... and then I'd be right back to square one. :1orglaugh


Quote:

Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 17821434)
what's the mpg on the viper? doing around 8-10 on the caddy in town with 18 on the frwy

Roughly 7 mpg if I don't hit the gas.


Quote:

Originally Posted by kichi (Post 17821469)
come on facial hair and a viper? I am willing to bet there is a few tattoos also. fuck the bmw get a lexus ls460 0-60 in 5.4 same speed as my 10 year old porsche and plenty of room in the back seat. Go test drive both the bmw then lexus. Trust me!

I wouldn't consider the Toyota at all ... just don't feel that it's in the same class overall. And 0-60 performance isn't an issue .. the Viper already does sub-4, so it's not like I'll be blown away by 5.4, hehe. I really don't intend to press the BMW gas down much at all.


Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc (Post 17821794)
I'd get an Audi S6 with the v10 Lambo engine in it.

Haha, I have a V10 right now ... that'd kind of be going sideways, no?


Quote:

Originally Posted by mikem123 (Post 17821808)
I have a 2010 BMW M3 and love BMWs i worked at a BMW dealership for 3 years. The 2009 and up 750li is amazing. Class leading in my book. i wouldn't go with a 745li the electronics are extremely outdated. Let me know if you need any help my father runs a BMW dealership

I'll hit you up if the local guys can't give me the hookup.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 17821931)
Im with nethorse, get the caddy

My Dad has one, and it's a blast to drive ... I just feel like they're too small and cramped.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 17821955)
Is that your house behind it? I know some people sacrifice their living space for muscle cars :)

Hahaha! Every time I post that image, at least one person says that! :1orglaugh

This is the house:

http://www.edgeprod.com/dom/house/dom-house01.jpg http://www.edgeprod.com/dom/house/dom-house02.jpg

And this is the view:

http://www.edgeprod.com/dom/lake/dock-sunrise.jpg


Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 17822043)
Unless you are going to buy a brand new one, I would highly suggest staying away from any used model 2008 and below (even if you get CPO).

Rather, I'd suggest looking into the Lexus LS460 L.

The best car I ever had was a 2006 Infiniti M45.

Not really willing to consider the Toyota or the Nissan at this point, but if they become options I'll look into those models. I agree with you about the money-pit situation, even with CPO's. I'm going in eyes-open on that one.


Quote:

Originally Posted by John-ACWM (Post 17822074)
I am a BMW fan, 7 series are very luxurious and powerful but I would choose an M3 anytime.

If it was intended as a fun car, then definitely -- M3 or M5.


Quote:

Originally Posted by qwe (Post 17822180)
look into a brand new 5 series, interior is identical to 7 and alot less stuff to go wrong...

Aren't they a lot smaller? 760 felt huge when I sat in it.


Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 17822406)
I'm surprised you'd pick the 750/760 over the M5... To me a 5 series is as big as I'd ever want in a car (hell the current 3 series seem as big as the 5 series from 10 years ago).

You're right about the size of the current 3 series. As far as the M5 goes, I just am not looking for the 5-series at this time. I'm sure it's an incredible car (Mark from GTS can attest to that), but I am not looking for another "plaything" -- got enough of those. Now I want a big boat that I can stuff girls into and bring 'em to the city or back to the lake. "Playtime" will be when I take the other cars out of the garage, hehe.

edgeprod 01-05-2011 01:29 PM

Pics of the Viper and myself with Kagney Linn Karter from some holiday party:

http://www.edgeprod.com/dom/toys/klk-car1.jpg

http://www.edgeprod.com/dom/toys/klk-car2.jpg

webair 01-05-2011 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DobermanB (Post 17821976)
I just turned in my 750LI. I hated this car for three year. I had many issues with it. I also have a Mercedes S550 and I love it. For the backseat, do what I did. The Porsche Carrera :-)
That solved my problem. LOL

Same here but i traded in my 911 turbo for the porsche panamera turbo. I love it 550 HP, back seats, the car runs like a dream.

http://files.porsche.com/filestore.a...rmal&version=2

xenigo 01-05-2011 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 17821624)
I drive a Honda Civic and the license plate reads ADULT.

Hilarious. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

GTS Mark 01-05-2011 02:25 PM

Only old dudes drive 7 series... Wait another year and pick up the new twin turbo 550HP+ M5.

The bar will be reset once again for everyone to catch up to....

edgeprod 01-05-2011 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GTS Mark (Post 17822813)
Only old dudes drive 7 series... Wait another year and pick up the new twin turbo 550HP+ M5.

The bar will be reset once again for everyone to catch up to....

I *am* an old dude now, Mark! :winkwink: My 30's hit me hard, LOL.

Isn't the M5 a lot smaller, though?

Young 01-05-2011 03:37 PM

The thing about buying big body luxury cars is that the redesign/refreshed bodies depreciate as much as 60% after the 3rd year. That's when all of the 36 month leases are returned to the dealer. And since people who can afford a $110k usually lease and don't buy used.

Major depreciation happens.

You can pick up a 2007 S550 with the newer body (2010 saw a minor grille/body kit refresh) for $28k right now. Maybe less if you have access to the auctions.

A year from now you'll be able to pick up a new body 750 for $35.

TL;DR - Buy used.

Young 01-05-2011 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 17822043)
I've bought a '06 BMW 750Li about a year and a half ago.

This was one of my dream case, but slowly realized its just a money pit. Unless you are going to buy a brand new one, I would highly suggest staying away from any used model 2008 and below (even if you get CPO).

From what I heard, the 760's are a nightmare. Have a lot of transmission and engine problems and will easily set you back thousands at the dealer. Remember, this car is a frequent member to the dealership and they LOVE to rape you because no one else can maintenance them.

Rather, I'd suggest looking into the Lexus LS460 L. They have a long wheel base and the inside and ride is more comfortable then the 750 IMO. The 2002-2008 model have an enormous steering wheel which just looks retarded. If your buying a car because you want something nice to drive around, I would say Lexus for the long wheel base, otherwise you will pay more than you should for the S550 from mbenz.

The best car I ever had was a 2006 Infiniti M45. That car was awesome and I miss it. Doesnt have a LWB but is easily comparable to a 5 series


That's funny I've heard the exact opposite about the brand new 7 series. The 06 model (2003-2008) had major issues. The few people I talked to who owned both the older and new model say that all of those issues have been fixed.

The LS model you're referring to with the big steering wheel ended production in 2006. 2007 is the new model year. I agree that the LS460 is comfortable and you can find the new gen in the 30's right fully certified through Lexus. But the car is boring and nowhere in the same league as the interior of the new BMW.

facialfreak 01-05-2011 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 17821853)
didn't you write that you dive an old porche?

I dive off my old porche sometimes ...

http://content.screencast.com/users/...01-05_1752.png

My old porche has lots of seating and legroom too!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Fucksakes 01-05-2011 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc (Post 17821794)
I'd get an Audi S6 with the v10 Lambo engine in it.

you sure you dont mean the rs4 with the same engine as the r8

TeenCat 01-05-2011 04:33 PM

im starting at 8 dollars ... have luck :thumbsup

Quagmire 01-05-2011 04:34 PM

I will straight trade you one of my donkeys for the viper. You're actually winning on this deal because the donkey can serve two purposes - transport and sex, where as the Viper just drinks gas.

mineistaken 01-05-2011 04:41 PM

what, don't sell it to dealers they will pay you less, why not post and ad somewhere where people use to sell cars (classifieds) and sell to some person. You can definitely get more than what a dealer would give. And if you don't want to be bothered just ask some not so rich buddy or family to help sell it for you and split the extra few thousands you would get more (on top of what dealer would give you)

mineistaken 01-05-2011 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire (Post 17823075)
donkey can serve two purposes - transport and sex, where as the Viper just drinks gas.

So viper does not serve transport purpose? :(

BareBacked 01-05-2011 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 17821955)
Is that your house behind it? I know some people sacrifice their living space for muscle cars :)
http://www.edgeprod.com/dom/viper1.jpg

LOL :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Far-L 01-05-2011 05:26 PM

I am a convertible guy. I leased the 650 BMW and not a day goes by that I don't regret it and wish I still had my Audi S4 or the new S5.

baycouples 01-05-2011 05:27 PM

I have owned the 750 before and it was a complete piece of shit. I got it brand new. The BMW service is horrible ( because it's free ) and complaining to the BMW of North America doesn't do shit. It broke down 7 days in the first 3 years. They put wrong breaks on it ( from the 3-series ). Their electronics inside the car is probably the worst on the market.

I would recommend the Lexus LS460L which is probably the best car on the market right now.

MaDalton 01-05-2011 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quiet (Post 17822355)
yep, all of the Carrera's have back seats. it's where i put my groceries lol. trolls and gobblins fit nicely too :) it's nice extra storage, but you can't actually fit people back there.

my ex gf hated when she had to sit in the back, it's not made for humans over 1,20m


Quote:

Originally Posted by KillerK (Post 17822506)
The s6 is really slow compared to the M5 or the Mercedes.

i simply love those posts - and i don't care if you hate me for that. this is about 5.x seconds or 6.x seconds from 0 to 60 mph in a country where you are allowed to drive max. 65 or 85 mp/h (is it even 85? i don't remember). it's hillarious.
here i can go unlimited on 60% of the highways and most of you would pee your pants above 120 mp/h. i do that with one hand while having breakfast. i start using the second hand at 130 mp/h

Platinumpimp 01-05-2011 06:00 PM

Are you looking for the F01 7 series, or the E65/E66?

The new 760i F01 is a true beast, twinturbo V12 with 544bhp. Same acceleration figures as the E60 M5, which is quite impressive for such a big and heavy car.

Grapesoda 01-05-2011 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 17823252)
simply love those posts - and i don't care if you hate me for that. this is about 5.x seconds or 6.x seconds from 0 to 60 mph in a country where you are allowed to drive max. 65 or 85 mp/h (is it even 85? i don't remember). it's hillarious.
here i can go unlimited on 60% of the highways and most of you would pee your pants above 120 mp/h. i do that with one hand while having breakfast. i start using the second hand at 130 mp/h

watch those breakfast jacks homeboy

secrettoolbox 01-05-2011 07:03 PM

OK, here's my two cents. BMW's drive GREAT to drive, no doubt about it, I love to drive them, however the build quality is ridiculous, you must live near a dealership to own one, they should give an extra years warranty to replace the year you lose while they are in the shop.

I've had a Z3. 2.8 (some time ago of course).. bought my daughter an X5 4.4, also had an M3, and bought my son a 330 sport. All these cars were brand new or had a handful of miles when I bought them (under 5,000), ALL of them gave us tons of trouble. BMW never like to admit to a problem, my M3 had the bearing replaced twice (second time dealer error) to stop the piston coming out the side of the engine, the 330 had a rattle in the engine since new they could not fix it, new motor, still same, now no warranty and they turned their back, the list of repairs and time I spent there is too big for the GFY database so I won't tap it out. Oh my brother bought the 335i, same problems, just tons of stupid small issues... Hey when you buy one, I'll be able to say I told you so!

Check out our 330i engine that they refused to do anything with now:
www dot youtube.com/watch?v=b4xmaeGl4nk

No more BMW's, our Merc has been FAR more reliable, we've had a few problems, but I'd consider another one for sure, try driving an AMG, amazing, sleepers but my god are they powerful, they eat up highway miles for fun but give amazing performance.

Had the Porsche, felt the pain, never again, another car that got me on speed dial to the dealer

Italian..umm.. never again, got a Maserati, holly crap talk about unreliable and expensive to maintain, not much comes close. The dealer cracked my windshield the other day after they tried to fix my mirror back on for the third time, $2,000! And they wanted me to claim on my insurance yeah right, they got all pissy and now I'm not so welcome there.. lovely.

I am actually thinking my next car would be a Nissan GT-R, not much room in the back, but everything else is just what I'm looking for. As a speed guy you might want to look at this, hey that Viper clutch must have worn out your knee by now? The GT-R has the paddle shifters, I have the F1 on my Maserati and it rocks, especially in a race.. apparently LOL, takes a few months to get used to but would not have anything else, the GT-R also has the double clutch. I did take it in a legal road rally, racing against the new RS8 audi...slow.. only the V10 is fast.. and a GTR-3.. umm no problem keeping up..strange...I thought they were quicker.

Somebody mentioned Audi..great cars, never owned one, but believed to be well built.. my friend has the V10 one with the Lambo engine, think it's an S?, powerful, but heavy, I smoked him in the Maserati :) . oh he says it drinks gas like no other car he ever owned.

Or, just save the money and get an Evo with paddle shifters and double clutch, a bit boy racer but I've driven them in a rally driving course, holly crap, talk about amazing handling and performance, truly an amazing car, and you won't take a bath financially like a BMW when you come to sell it.

I could always sell you my Prowler? Yellow, 3,000 miles.. not much of a day to day car though, but great looks!

OK, back into my cage I could yap about cars all day and night... looks like I just did :)

candyflip 01-05-2011 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo (Post 17822682)
Hilarious. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:winkwink:

Personally I think he should do something the exact opposite of what he's got right now. And still be able to have a ton of fun driving.

http://images.automobilemag.com/auto...right_view.jpg

Herb Kornfield 01-05-2011 08:11 PM

X5 ..... I have my 3rd one .. They kick ass ...

Grapesoda 01-05-2011 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by secrettoolbox (Post 17823383)
OK, here's my two cents. BMW's drive GREAT to drive, no doubt about it, I love to drive them, however the build quality is ridiculous, you must live near a dealership to own one, they should give an extra years warranty to replace the year you lose while they are in the shop.


Had the Porsche, felt the pain, never again, another car that got me on speed dial to the dealer

Italian..umm.. never again, got a Maserati, holly crap talk about unreliable and expensive to maintain, not much comes close. The dealer cracked my windshield the other day after they tried to fix my mirror back on for the third time, $2,000! And they wanted me to claim on my insurance yeah right, they got all pissy and now I'm not so welcome there.. lovely.


well that's a fucking drag :(

Minte 01-05-2011 08:34 PM

I made the mistake a few months ago and test drove a Bentley Continental Flying Spur. If you are looking for something special.check out Bentley. I am seriously thinking about trading my Panamera now and taking the plunge.


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