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Alky 01-08-2011 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RycEric (Post 17830079)

the dollar bill says it all

Reprobate 01-08-2011 10:43 PM

The only thing that's funny is that when an idiot stunt backfires everyone else gets blamed.

oldbrad 01-08-2011 10:44 PM

Not just here.

There are webmasters on other boards giving condolences, only to be told about this thread. Unsalvageable at this point.

rowan 01-08-2011 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 17830013)
I'm sure the 2 joins a year will be missed. Dynamically or otherwise.

Judging by LSC's top 100 affiliate list, an affiliate sending two joins a year would indeed be missed. Right now it seems you only need to earn about $30-40 in commission per year to get onto it.

ShellyCrash 01-08-2011 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warren (Post 17830040)
I take it, you were "one of the friends" who knew she was not dead, nice one, congrats on keeping the secret this long! what did you win?

If he was than he was among one of the few. There were also alot of friends who got Steve's back and came to his defense in the original thread- not to mention seemed to offer heartfelt condolences. They pretty much fell on their swords for nothing.

Hope it was worth it.

Boxer3 01-08-2011 11:07 PM

What a tool. :disgust

marcop 01-08-2011 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17829853)
they will always live forever on torrents.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

SmokeyTheBear 01-08-2011 11:28 PM

i don't believe it , call me a sucker but it comes across as you fell for someone else's bad idea and now trying to turn it around, every pornstar name is a fictitional character. If this is the case i think the best advice would be to just come clean and say you got duped and posted without thinking ( although a bit late for that now ). If you are telling the truth , dear jebus what were you thinking , this is gfy , at best your friends who knew about this the whole time obviously knew this was going to backfire for you ..

cykoe6 01-08-2011 11:39 PM

Classic GFY good times. Thanks to all participants! :thumbsup

CybermedAndy 01-08-2011 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyRob (Post 17829903)
Stupid fucking joke. No matter what you say.

^What he said

Jakez 01-08-2011 11:42 PM

My predictions

http://i.imgur.com/XpKXE.jpg

BFT3K 01-08-2011 11:42 PM

http://www.healtynews.com/wp-content...razy-Food2.jpg

blonda80 01-08-2011 11:53 PM

Just wow. I didn`t saw that coming. I felt bad for that poor girl... and now I see it was a joke...

lazycash 01-09-2011 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed (Post 17829834)
Jordan Capri
http://www.lightspeedgalleries.com/adblock2/jor.jpg

and

Taylor Little
http://www.lightspeedgalleries.com/adblock2/tay.jpg

are dead now too! Lightspeedgirls are dropping like birds over Arkansas!

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Btw, what started as an insider joke has gone way too far. Some of you obsessive and creepy stalkers have really outdone yourselves. You sucked all the fun out of the internet and especially GFY.

Tawnee Stone is a fictional character that I created in 2001. I've always joked that when her site turned 10 years old, I would kill off her in a tragic accident. So I did. All my friends knew what was really going on. There is no big conspiracy to be found here. If you are offended, tough shit.

Please move on with your lives now.

Steve Lightspeed


When you made the announcement thread, some of us initially wondered if it was a joke thread killing off the name of Tawnee Stone as you intended. However, you messed up the joke by putting the dates of Tammy Saris 1982-2010 suggesting she indeed had been killed. If you had put the dates Tawnee Stone existed 2001-2010 then we would have understood the joke. Why did it take you over a week to finally come forward and admit it was a joke after it spiraled quickly out of hand?

loreen 01-09-2011 12:18 AM

Uhm, welcome back?

Intrinsic 01-09-2011 12:27 AM

You took it so far it got out of control

You could at least apologize :disgust

Dodododa 01-09-2011 12:32 AM

She isn't fictional. Many people are very fond of her.

Perhaps it would have been funny if you'd admitted the joke on page 2, instead of vigorously defended the death announcement.

It looks more like a stunt to make money to me.

Tjeezers 01-09-2011 12:35 AM

I never believed anything that came out of Steve

Tjeezers 01-09-2011 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slutboat (Post 17830076)
I also found it amusing to watch the tired gossip queens running in circles over this little stunt but I must say I find it far more amusing that you have totally destroyed your rep here with this blunder...

Win win for me

Yeah Yeah... QFT

jonnydoe 01-09-2011 12:38 AM

Hehe haha...u are quite the funny one.

Tjeezers 01-09-2011 12:39 AM

Steve : I could have let her get married right?
Steve : Wait, If i cant have her, no one can. we kill the bitch
GFY : We feel sorry for you steve, are you doing OK, need a hug?
Steve : Finally the attention i needed since i was 7 years old

BVF 01-09-2011 12:40 AM

Sorry but the whole thing was fucking stupid....

Sincerely,

The "Steve Lightspeed of the ghetto"

jonnydoe 01-09-2011 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 17830154)

peppercorns?

FlexxAeon 01-09-2011 12:48 AM

i think will76 is actually gonna fap to this

martinsc 01-09-2011 12:53 AM

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/me...dqha0stare.jpg

Coup 01-09-2011 01:02 AM

LightSpeedCash is going the way of the dinosaur. anyone with a brain can see that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlexxAeon (Post 17830199)
i think will76 is actually gonna fap to this

rofl :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Dodge2hot 01-09-2011 01:17 AM

Sorry Son Of A Bitch.

BruceM 01-09-2011 01:25 AM

Wow :disgust

onlytease 01-09-2011 02:34 AM

Absolutely tasteless and a complete disgrace!!! Maybe Lightspeed can now find time to check their support tickets!

georgeyw 01-09-2011 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlexxAeon (Post 17830199)
i think will76 is actually gonna fap to this

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Was thinking the same, can't wait till he sees this one :thumbsup

TheDA 01-09-2011 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 17830008)
It was extremely funny.
1. For watching all the little shit stains look for the "truth"
2. Watching all of the self rightious assholes try to drag steve down

:2 cents:

NetHorse 01-09-2011 03:22 AM

I don't know her, but clearly they were people in that thread who did. Telling an entire community that someone is dead and then saying it was just an inside joke, is a joke. Go play in traffic dickhead. :thumbsup

sojproductions 01-09-2011 03:24 AM

What goes around comes around, you got some bad karma coming your way, prick.

borked 01-09-2011 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodododa (Post 17830187)
It looks more like a stunt to make money to me.

All of steve's threads are just that - the silence of steve in his death thread should have told everyone that...
a pathetic, sick attempt to drive traffic to his sites that backfired massively :2 cents:

DWB 01-09-2011 03:48 AM

A joke (a twisted one) on a site called Go Fuck Yourself... so be it. None of you know the girl anyway so don't act like the news disrupted your life for a millisecond, because it didn't.

Only people who could possibly be upset are those who actually know her and thought she died.

fitzmulti 01-09-2011 04:13 AM

Steve,
You are the world's BIGGEST fucking asshole! Really, "a joke" - the only "joke" is you, you pathetic asshole!

There are some models, who have ACTUALLY passed away, that many of us shoot, manage their websites! All I can say is that I sure as fuck hope that you don't ACTUALLY end up with a real tragedy with one of your models, friends, or family. You won't garnish any sympathy here.

Just under 2 MONTHS ago, one of the girls I have shot for several years (along with NaughtyRob), and was personally very close to - and was in mid-stream of creating a new website project that was literally DAYS away from launching, passed away. It doesn't matter who it was, nor will it be publicly posted - ESPECIALLY here in GFY!

Your dumb, childish, fucking asshat thread, is precisely an example of what to do if you are a stupid fucking idiot! Maybe you just want to be "Big Man On Campus" and be "real cool"...but, you are NOTHING MORE than a low life piece of shit!

Go crawl back into your hole, and fucking stay there!

CPA37710T 01-09-2011 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coup (Post 17829873)
Zombies don't do coke

someone making up this kind of stories cant afford coke

GlobalCorp 01-09-2011 04:25 AM

Really felt bad for you man -

CaptainHowdy 01-09-2011 04:36 AM

Looks like Steve Lightspeed made everything right... by his illness.

ottopottomouse 01-09-2011 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sojproductions (Post 17830337)
What goes around comes around, you got some bad karma coming your way, prick.

People who joke about accidents die in accidents.

http://i.imgur.com/d35OV.jpg


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