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american pervert 01-10-2011 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 17833190)
That's all great but lets keep things in perspective... so someone came up with a list of 2 dozen items that were invented by black people? That's great, *thumbs up*... all while everyone else invented 1000s, probably even millions of things, you could write whole books about all the inventions in the world...

I'm not intending to sound racist, I'm not, I could care less who invented what, just pointing it out the facts...


reverse racists don't like facts and will call you a racist when presented with them.

Agent 488 01-10-2011 10:27 AM

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=996986

CaptainHowdy 01-10-2011 10:28 AM

Talk about an useless debate, I'm going for a nap...

MrBottomTooth 01-10-2011 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17833010)
hmm cell phones were invented by a black guy, didn't know that tidbit.. guitars too.

Some of that list is a bit questionable. For example, it says John Standard invented the refrigerator. In actuality he just made some improvements to the design that was already in use and had them patented.

And what is the deal with the ancient egypt listing for a stethoscope? Are ancient Egyptians = African Americans these days?

czarina 01-10-2011 10:28 AM

there have been thousands of brilliant black scientists. You're just too ignorant to know of any

CPA37710T 01-10-2011 10:29 AM

We all come from Africa, so black people invented white people :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Caligari 01-10-2011 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 17833190)
That's all great but lets keep things in perspective... so someone came up with a list of 2 dozen items that were invented by black people? That's great, *thumbs up*... all while everyone else invented 1000s, probably even millions of things, you could write whole books about all the inventions in the world...

I'm not intending to sound racist, I'm not, I could care less who invented what, it doesn't matter at all, just pointing it out the facts...

Put it into perspective-

stupid ass racist thread which backfired.

blacks were slaves in U.S., then 2nd class citizens until the 1960's, thus the achievements are far more spectacular.

and the egyptians, responsible for some of the profound inventions of human civilization, many of which were merely copied and improved upon by "inventors" as technology spread.

MrBottomTooth 01-10-2011 10:34 AM

http://www33.brinkster.com/iiiii/inventions/

ottopottomouse 01-10-2011 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 17833168)
you never seen a fire escape? not really a ladder

I'm used to a fire escape being a drop down ladder, didn't think about the actual flights of metal stairs.

_Richard_ 01-10-2011 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17833253)
I'm used to a fire escape being a drop down ladder, didn't think about the actual flights of metal stairs.

women make everything so complicated :1orglaugh

DaddyHalbucks 01-10-2011 10:37 AM

http://forums.wakeboarder.com/files/crack_218.jpg

buildingfutures 01-10-2011 10:37 AM

Wow, aside from the fact OP is an idiot. I'm pretty grateful he started it. Had no idea black people invented that much (no disrespect)

Pretty educating..

blackmonsters 01-10-2011 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17833152)
seriously? just as important as mlk?

When came to the actually physical organization of the people for the marches,
yes, seriously.

MLK did the talking, Jesse did the walking.

:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 01-10-2011 10:41 AM

I forgot to add:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2PSkVEqIB0...er-edison2.png

DWB 01-10-2011 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17833008)
tricycle: M. A. Cherry; May 6, 1886

Welp, that explains why they steal bikes. :upsidedow

Agent 488 01-10-2011 10:52 AM

please read:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guns,_Germs,_and_Steel

ShellyCrash 01-10-2011 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caligari (Post 17833180)
damn that is great! would make a hell of a film.

The way hollywood fucks things up they'd probably make it starring Matthew McConaughey :P

jonnydoe 01-10-2011 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 17833069)
none of you idiots knew that a black man invented the cotton gin?

any of you idiots even know what a cotton gin is?

Eli Whitney was white...

Davy 01-10-2011 10:55 AM

They invented the Nigerian email scam - and apparently all those spammers are millionaires.

seeandsee 01-10-2011 10:55 AM

i heard metaman invented sex after clubing

Davy 01-10-2011 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 17833304)
i heard metaman invented sex after clubing

Isn't clubing illegal?

http://www.livescience.com/images/05..._hunt_C_03.jpg

dicksman42 01-10-2011 11:05 AM

People are people...wait the PRESIDENT is on TV with a moment of silence.

Caligari 01-10-2011 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 17833298)
The way hollywood fucks things up they'd probably make it starring Matthew McConaughey :P

as the southern lawyer married to Sandy Bollocks :1orglaugh

brassmonkey 01-10-2011 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CPA37710T (Post 17833218)
We all come from Africa, so black people invented white people :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Davy 01-10-2011 11:13 AM

So all white people are albinos?

Mr Cheeks 01-10-2011 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caligari (Post 17833180)
damn that is great! would make a hell of a film.

yea for sure, they shot a little short about him (introduced by Oprah) and his role in helping slaves escape with the underground railroad system.. specially with slaves crossing the river into Ohio, from Kentucky. check it out if you can: BROTHERS OF THE BORDERLAND

CamTraffic 01-10-2011 11:45 AM

that's racist, you should be banned for that

Cherry7 01-10-2011 11:59 AM

Beginning of civilization - Egypt


You have to be in a situation where you have the oportunity to invent....

How many jewish inventors in nazi germany?

Lack of inventors reflects more on the society than the people who fail to invent.

Really you are pointing out how total racism was in western "civilization".

mhende6600 01-10-2011 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emil (Post 17832990)
Have black people ever invented anything useful? Or are they just as useless as most women?

Ok, a women invented the dishwasher, it's really useful.
What about the blackies?

Do you think from 1776 - 1960 if a Blackman invented something he would be able to take credit for it? I know that a lot of Black People invented stuff but it was probably stolen or blocked by people in charge and the victim was killed or raped. Yes I said raped because homosexual raped was invented by slave owners.

Jack Sparrow 01-10-2011 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CPA37710T (Post 17833218)
We all come from Africa, so black people invented white people :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

We come from outer space, not from africa you know :winkwink:

Juicy D. Links 01-10-2011 12:04 PM

Black peeps created the big black penis

Badmaash 01-10-2011 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17833041)
smokey is right, they invented alot more shit then you would even dream of. white people came from black people you fuck tard racist

I thought you said Noah saved the white people, so therefore blacks came from white but they got burnt in the sun?

rogueteens 01-10-2011 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17833008)
p.s.

air conditioning unit: Frederick M. Jones; July 12, 1949
almanac: Benjamin Banneker; Approx 1791
auto cut-off switch: Granville T. Woods; January 1,1839
auto fishing devise: G. Cook; May 30, 1899
automatic gear shift: Richard Spikes; February 28, 1932
baby buggy: W.H. Richardson; June 18, 1899
bicycle frame: L.R. Johnson; Octber 10, 1899
biscuit cutter: A.P. Ashbourne; November 30, 1875
blood plasma bag: Charles Drew; Approx. 1945
cellular phone: Henry T. Sampson; July 6, 1971
chamber commode: T. Elkins; January 3, 1897
clothes dryer: G. T. Sampson; June 6, 1862
curtain rod: S. R. Scratton; November 30, 1889
curtain rod support: William S. Grant; August 4, 1896
door knob: O. Dorsey; December 10, 1878
door stop: O. Dorsey; December 10, 1878
dust pan: Lawrence P. Ray; August 3, 1897
egg beater: Willie Johnson; February 5, 1884
electric lampbulb: Lewis Latimer; March 21, 1882
elevator: Alexander Miles; October 11, 1867
eye protector: P. Johnson; November 2, 1880
fire escape ladder: J. W. Winters; May 7, 1878
fire extinguisher: T. Marshall; October 26, 1872
folding bed: L. C. Bailey; July 18, 1899
folding chair: Brody & Surgwar; June 11, 1889
fountain pen: W. B. Purvis; January 7, 1890
furniture caster: O. A. Fisher; 1878
gas mask: Garrett Morgan; October 13, 1914
golf tee: T. Grant; December 12, 1899
guitar: Robert F. Flemming, Jr. March 3, 1886
hair brush: Lydia O. Newman; November 15,18--
hand stamp: Walter B. Purvis; February 27, 1883
horse shoe: J. Ricks; March 30, 1885
ice cream scooper: A. L. Cralle; February 2, 1897
improv. sugar making: Norbet Rillieux; December 10, 1846
insect-destroyer gun: A. C. Richard; February 28, 1899
ironing board: Sarah Boone; December 30, 1887
key chain: F. J. Loudin; January 9, 1894
lantern: Michael C. Harvey; August 19, 1884
lawn mower: L. A. Burr; May 19, 1889
lawn sprinkler: J. W. Smith; May 4, 1897
lemon squeezer: J. Thomas White; December 8, 1893
lock: W. A. Martin; July 23, 18--
lubricating cup: Ellijah McCoy; November 15, 1895
lunch pail: James Robinson; 1887
mail box: Paul L. Downing; October 27, 1891
mop: Thomas W. Stewart; June 11, 1893
motor: Frederick M. Jones; June 27, 1939
peanut butter: George Washington Carver; 1896
pencil sharpener: J. L. Love; November 23, 1897
record player arm: Joseph Hunger Dickenson January 8, 1819
refrigerator: J. Standard; June 14, 1891
riding saddles: W. D. Davis; October 6, 1895
rolling pin: John W. Reed; 1864
shampoo headrest: C. O. Bailiff; October 11, 1898
spark plug: Edmond Berger; February 2, 1839
stethoscope: Imhotep; Ancient Egypt
stove: T. A. Carrington; July 25, 1876
straightening comb: Madam C. J. Walker; Approx 1905
street sweeper: Charles B. Brooks; March 17, 1890
phone transmitter: Granville T. Woods; December 2, 1884
thermostat control: Frederick M. Jones; February 23, 1960
traffic light: Garrett Morgan; November 20, 1923
tricycle: M. A. Cherry; May 6, 1886
typewriter: Burridge & Marshman; April 7, 1885

LOL list fail, i check out one of them (the traffic light) and as i suspected, you got that list from an american site didnt you? more than one item on that list were invented outside of america first and not by the people listed on your list!

rogueteens 01-10-2011 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17833041)
smokey is right, they invented alot more shit then you would even dream of. white people came from black people you fuck tard racist

not according to some of the latest research, there is evidence appearing that white europeans evolved from the far reaches of Russia.

ShellyCrash 01-10-2011 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cherry7 (Post 17833559)
Beginning of civilization - Egypt

Well, close- Mesopotamia.

_Richard_ 01-10-2011 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 17833925)
LOL list fail, i check out one of them (the traffic light) and as i suspected, you got that list from an american site didnt you? more than one item on that list were invented outside of america first and not by the people listed on your list!

take a page out of the good book of Canada:

"Who hatheth zee patent office, hatheth zee patents'

http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/6...pellerhead.jpg

SexAdventure 01-10-2011 02:25 PM

This whole thread is obviously flame bait, but if you want an example ... WRITING and MATHEMATICS.

rogueteens 01-10-2011 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SexAdventure (Post 17834066)
This whole thread is obviously flame bait, but if you want an example ... WRITING and MATHEMATICS.

well, thats debatable. writing proberbly developed in the middle east, counting could have developed anywhere but maths as a science owes its origins to europe and (again) the middle east.

rogueteens 01-10-2011 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 17833983)
take a page out of the good book of Canada:

"Who hatheth zee patent office, hatheth zee patents'

there is more than one patient office

tical 01-10-2011 02:49 PM






Cherry7 01-10-2011 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 17833967)
Well, close- Mesopotamia.

Well I've actually been in the temples of Egypt so that what I know.....

ShellyCrash 01-10-2011 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cherry7 (Post 17834301)
Well I've actually been in the temples of Egypt so that what I know.....

That's great, I'd love to visit egypt someday myself.. but I don't see how that somehow changes history. :upsidedow

roly 01-10-2011 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17833010)
hmm cell phones were invented by a black guy, didn't know that tidbit.. guitars too.

looks pretty white to me http://inventors.about.com/cs/invent...tin_cooper.htm. there's others without checking that are wrong on that list too.

however its a fairly unfair comparison as a lot of the major inventions we all think about were invented in the days that black people throughout the world were very poorly, if at all educated. (edit: didn't realise you said this later on in the thread)

Dvae 01-10-2011 05:34 PM

This list is more myth than truth.

Try googling a few items, very few are close to being fact.

At least half are disputed on this page:
http://www33.brinkster.com/iiiii/inventions/

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear;1783
3008
p.s.

air conditioning unit: Frederick M. Jones; July 12, 1949
almanac: Benjamin Banneker; Approx 1791
auto cut-off switch: Granville T. Woods; January 1,1839
auto fishing devise: G. Cook; May 30, 1899
automatic gear shift: Richard Spikes; February 28, 1932
baby buggy: W.H. Richardson; June 18, 1899
bicycle frame: L.R. Johnson; Octber 10, 1899
biscuit cutter: A.P. Ashbourne; November 30, 1875
blood plasma bag: Charles Drew; Approx. 1945
cellular phone: Henry T. Sampson; July 6, 1971
chamber commode: T. Elkins; January 3, 1897
clothes dryer: G. T. Sampson; June 6, 1862
curtain rod: S. R. Scratton; November 30, 1889
curtain rod support: William S. Grant; August 4, 1896
door knob: O. Dorsey; December 10, 1878
door stop: O. Dorsey; December 10, 1878
dust pan: Lawrence P. Ray; August 3, 1897
egg beater: Willie Johnson; February 5, 1884
electric lampbulb: Lewis Latimer; March 21, 1882
elevator: Alexander Miles; October 11, 1867
eye protector: P. Johnson; November 2, 1880
fire escape ladder: J. W. Winters; May 7, 1878
fire extinguisher: T. Marshall; October 26, 1872
folding bed: L. C. Bailey; July 18, 1899
folding chair: Brody & Surgwar; June 11, 1889
fountain pen: W. B. Purvis; January 7, 1890
furniture caster: O. A. Fisher; 1878
gas mask: Garrett Morgan; October 13, 1914
golf tee: T. Grant; December 12, 1899
guitar: Robert F. Flemming, Jr. March 3, 1886
hair brush: Lydia O. Newman; November 15,18--
hand stamp: Walter B. Purvis; February 27, 1883
horse shoe: J. Ricks; March 30, 1885
ice cream scooper: A. L. Cralle; February 2, 1897
improv. sugar making: Norbet Rillieux; December 10, 1846
insect-destroyer gun: A. C. Richard; February 28, 1899
ironing board: Sarah Boone; December 30, 1887
key chain: F. J. Loudin; January 9, 1894
lantern: Michael C. Harvey; August 19, 1884
lawn mower: L. A. Burr; May 19, 1889
lawn sprinkler: J. W. Smith; May 4, 1897
lemon squeezer: J. Thomas White; December 8, 1893
lock: W. A. Martin; July 23, 18--
lubricating cup: Ellijah McCoy; November 15, 1895
lunch pail: James Robinson; 1887
mail box: Paul L. Downing; October 27, 1891
mop: Thomas W. Stewart; June 11, 1893
motor: Frederick M. Jones; June 27, 1939
peanut butter: George Washington Carver; 1896
pencil sharpener: J. L. Love; November 23, 1897
record player arm: Joseph Hunger Dickenson January 8, 1819
refrigerator: J. Standard; June 14, 1891
riding saddles: W. D. Davis; October 6, 1895
rolling pin: John W. Reed; 1864
shampoo headrest: C. O. Bailiff; October 11, 1898
spark plug: Edmond Berger; February 2, 1839
stethoscope: Imhotep; Ancient Egypt
stove: T. A. Carrington; July 25, 1876
straightening comb: Madam C. J. Walker; Approx 1905
street sweeper: Charles B. Brooks; March 17, 1890
phone transmitter: Granville T. Woods; December 2, 1884
thermostat control: Frederick M. Jones; February 23, 1960
traffic light: Garrett Morgan; November 20, 1923
tricycle: M. A. Cherry; May 6, 1886
typewriter: Burridge & Marshman; April 7, 1885


Caligari 01-10-2011 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 17833934)
not according to some of the latest research, there is evidence appearing that white europeans evolved from the far reaches of Russia.

You mean that area of Russia that Sarah Palin can see;)

ShellyCrash 01-10-2011 05:41 PM

Don't forget Rock N' Roll :2 cents:

Slutboat 01-10-2011 05:42 PM

Emil - you are a fucking DUMBFUCK

Deej 01-10-2011 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 17833069)
none of you idiots knew that a black man invented the cotton gin?

any of you idiots even know what a cotton gin is?

Eli Whitney, Son!!!!

Thats 6th grade shit :winkwink:

oh and its segregates( see what I did there? ) cotton from seed...

TurboAngel 01-10-2011 05:45 PM

Crack?????

Caligari 01-10-2011 05:46 PM

Have blues and jazz already been covered?

Blues, Jazz, Rock n Roll.....okay all non-blacks may kill themselves now;)


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