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dyna mo 01-10-2011 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 17833100)
Jesse Jackson who was in fact just as important
as MLK in the organizing of peaceful marches to stand up against some of the
nastiest bigotry in the modern world at that time

seriously? just as important as mlk?

Caligari 01-10-2011 10:11 AM

besides the fact that your ass should be banned-

Benjamin Banneker (1731-1806)
Mathematician, Inventor

Born on November 9, 1731 near Elliott City, Maryland, Benjamin Banneker was one of America's greatest intellectuals and scientists. Benjamin Banneker was an essayist, inventor, mathematician, and astronomer. Because of his dark skin and great intellect he was called the "sable genius." Benjamin Banneker was a self-taught mathematician and astronomer. While still a youth he made a wooden clock which kept accurate time past the date that Banneker died. This clock is believed to be the first clock wholly made in America. In 1791, he served on a project to make a survey for the District of Columbia, helping to design the layout for our Nation's capital. Deeply interested in natural phenomena, Banneker started publishing an almanac in 1791 and continued its publication until 1802. He published a treatise on bees, did a mathematical study on the cycle of the seventeen-year locust, and became a pamphleteer for the anti-slavery movement. He was internationally known for his accomplishments and became an advisor to President Thomas Jefferson. He died on his farm on October 9, 1806.

ottopottomouse 01-10-2011 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17833008)
fire escape ladder: J. W. Winters; May 7, 1878

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Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 17833123)
Fire escape Anna Connelly 1887

So for 9 years people had fire escape ladders and then a woman invents the fire escape http://i.imgur.com/TjoGf.gif

american pervert 01-10-2011 10:12 AM

Traffic Signal Invented by Garrett A. Morgan in 1923? No!
The first known traffic signal appeared in London in 1868 near the Houses of Parliament. Designed by JP Knight, it featured two semaphore arms and two gas lamps. The earliest electric traffic lights include Lester Wire's two-color version set up in Salt Lake City circa 1912, James Hoge's system (US patent #1,251,666) installed in Cleveland by the American Traffic Signal Company in 1914, and William Potts' 4-way red-yellow-green lights introduced in Detroit beginning in 1920. New York City traffic towers began flashing three-color signals also in 1920.
Garrett Morgan's cross-shaped, crank-operated semaphore was not among the first half-hundred patented traffic signals, nor was it "automatic" as is sometimes claimed, nor did it play any part in the evolution of the modern traffic light.

Gas Mask Garrett Morgan in 1914? No!
The invention of the gas mask predates Morgan's breathing device by several decades. Early versions were constructed by the Scottish chemist John Stenhouse in 1854 and the physicist John Tyndall in the 1870s, among many other inventors prior to World War I.

Peanut Butter George Washington Carver (who began his peanut research in 1903)? No!
Peanuts, which are native to the New World tropics, were mashed into paste by Aztecs hundreds of years ago. Evidence of modern peanut butter comes from US patent #306727 issued to Marcellus Gilmore Edson of Montreal, Quebec in 1884, for a process of milling roasted peanuts between heated surfaces until the peanuts reached "a fluid or semi-fluid state." As the product cooled, it set into what Edson described as "a consistency like that of butter, lard, or ointment." In 1890, George A. Bayle Jr., owner of a food business in St. Louis, manufactured peanut butter and sold it out of barrels. J.H. Kellogg, of cereal fame, secured US patent #580787 in 1897 for his "Process of Preparing Nutmeal," which produced a "pasty adhesive substance" that Kellogg called "nut-butter." George Washington Carver "Discovered" hundreds of new and important uses for the peanut? Fathered the peanut industry? Revolutionized southern US agriculture? No! Research by Barry Mackintosh, who served as bureau historian for the National Park Service (which manages the G.W. Carver National Monument), demonstrated the following:

• Most of Carver's peanut and sweet potato creations were either unoriginal, impractical, or of uncertain effectiveness. No product born in his laboratory was widely adopted.
• The boom years for Southern peanut production came prior to, and not as a result of, Carver's promotion of the crop.
• Carver's work to improve regional farming practices was not of pioneering scientific importance and had little demonstrable impact.
To see how Carver gained "a popular reputation far transcending the significance of his accomplishments," read Mackintosh's excellent article George Washington Carver: The Making of a Myth.
Automatic Lubricator, "Real McCoy" Elijah McCoy revolutionized industry in 1872 by inventing the first device to automatically oil machinery? No! The phrase "Real McCoy" arose to distinguish Elijah's inventions from cheap imitations? No!
The oil cup, which automatically delivers a steady trickle of lubricant to machine parts while the machine is running, predates McCoy's career; a description of one appears in the May 6, 1848 issue of Scientific American. The automatic "displacement lubricator" for steam engines was developed in 1860 by John Ramsbottom of England, and notably improved in 1862 by James Roscoe of the same country. The "hydrostatic" lubricator originated no later than 1871. Variants of the phrase Real McCoy appear in Scottish literature dating back to at least 1856 — well before Elijah McCoy could have been involved.

Mr Cheeks 01-10-2011 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Emil (Post 17833124)
I now know that Thomas White invented the lemon squeezer and I'm very thankful for that because I use lemon-juice instead of gasoline in my tricycle that M. A. Cherry invented.

since you're obviously a hopeless ignorant and this fucking thread keeps getting bumped, might as well use it to educate the sheeps in your flock:

i recently visited the freedom center in
cincinnati, and learned about Benjamin Bradley. this slave actually bought his freedom with his own invention. now how gangsta is that?

american pervert 01-10-2011 10:13 AM

Blood Bank Dr. Charles Drew in 1940? No!
During World War I, Dr. Oswald H. Robertson of the US army preserved blood in a citrate-glucose solution and stored it in cooled containers for later transfusion. This was the first use of "banked" blood. By the mid-1930s the Russians had set up a national network of facilities for the collection, typing, and storage of blood. Bernard Fantus, influenced by the Russian program, established the first hospital blood bank in the United States at Chicago's Cook County Hospital in 1937. It was Fantus who coined the term "blood bank." See highlights of transfusion history from the American Association of Blood Banks.
Blood Plasma Did Charles Drew "discover" (in about 1940) that plasma could be separated and stored apart from the rest of the blood, thereby revolutionizing transfusion medicine? No!
The possibility of using blood plasma for transfusion purposes was known at least since 1918, when English physician Gordon R. Ward suggested it in a medical journal. In the mid-1930s, John Elliott advanced the idea, emphasizing plasma's advantages in shelf life and donor-recipient compatibility, and in 1939 he and two colleagues reported having used stored plasma in 191 transfusions. (See historical notes on plasma use.) Charles Drew was not responsible for any breakthrough scientific or medical discovery; his main career achievement lay in supervising or co-supervising major programs for the collection and shipment of blood and plasma.

Washington DC city plan Benjamin Banneker? No!
Pierre-Charles L'Enfant created the layout of Washington DC. Banneker assisted Andrew Ellicott in the survey of the federal territory, but played no direct role in the actual planning of the city. The story of Banneker reconstructing the city design from memory after L'Enfant ran away with the plans (with the implication that the project would have failed if not for Banneker) has been debunked by historians.

Filament for Light Bulb Lewis Latimer invented the carbon filament in 1881 or 1882? No!
English chemist/physicist Joseph Swan experimented with a carbon-filament incandescent light all the way back in 1860, and by 1878 had developed a better design which he patented in Britain. On the other side of the Atlantic, Thomas Edison developed a successful carbon-filament bulb, receiving a patent for it (#223898) in January 1880, before Lewis Latimer did any work in electric lighting. From 1880 onward, countless patents were issued for innovations in filament design and manufacture (Edison had over 50 of them). Neither of Latimer's two filament-related patents in 1881 and 1882 were among the most important innovations, nor did they make the light bulb last longer, nor is there reason to believe they were adopted outside Hiram Maxim's company where Latimer worked at the time. (He was not hired by Edison's company until 1884, primarily as a draftsman and an expert witness in patent litigations). Latimer also did not come up with the first screw socket for the light bulb or the first book on electric lighting.

Heart Surgery (first successful) Dr. Daniel Hale Williams in 1893? No!
Dr. Williams repaired a wound not in the heart muscle itself, but in the sac surrounding it, the pericardium. This operation was not the first of its type: Henry Dalton of St. Louis performed a nearly identical operation two years earlier, with the patient fully recovering. Decades before that, the Spaniard Francisco Romero carried out the first successful pericardial surgery of any type, incising the pericardium to drain fluid compressing the heart. Surgery on the actual human heart muscle, and not just the pericardium, was first successfully accomplished by Ludwig Rehn of Germany when he repaired a wounded right ventricle in 1896. More than 50 years later came surgery on the open heart, pioneered by John Lewis, C. Walton Lillehei (often called the "father of open heart surgery") and John Gibbon (who invented the heart-lung machine).

"Third Rail" Granville Woods in 1901? No!
Werner von Siemens pioneered the use of an electrified third rail as a means for powering railway vehicles when he demonstrated an experimental electric train at the 1879 Berlin Industrial Exhibition. In the US, English-born Leo Daft used a third-rail system to electrify the Baltimore & Hampden lines in 1885. The first electrically powered subway trains, which debuted in London in the autumn of 1890, likewise drew power from a third rail. Details... Railway Telegraph Granville Woods prevented railway accidents and saved countless lives by inventing the train telegraph (patented in 1887), which allowed communication to and from moving trains? No!
The earliest patents for train telegraphs go back to at least 1873. Lucius Phelps was the first inventor in the field to attract widespread notice, and the telegrams he exchanged on the New York, New Haven & Hartford railroad in January 1885 were hailed in the Feb. 21, 1885 issue of Scientific American as "perhaps the first ever sent to and from a moving train." Phelps remained at the forefront in developing the technology and by the end of 1887 already held 14 US patents on his system. He joined a team led by Thomas Edison, who had been working on his "grasshopper telegraph" for trains, and together they constructed on the Lehigh Valley Railroad one of the only induction telegraph systems ever put to commercial use. Although this telegraph was a technical success, it fulfilled no public need, and the market for on-board train telegraphy never took off. There is no evidence that any commercial railway telegraph based on Granville Woods's patents was ever built. About the patent interference case

Refrigerated Truck Frederick Jones (with Joseph Numero) in 1938? No! Did Jones change America's eating habits by making possible the long-distance shipment of perishable foods? No!
Refrigerated ships and railcars had been moving perishables across oceans and continents even before Jones was born (see refrigerated transport timeline). Trucks with mechanically refrigerated cargo spaces appeared on the roads at least as early as the late 1920s (see the proof). Further development of truck refrigeration was more a process of gradual evolution than radical change.

Air Brake / Automatic Air Brake Granville Woods in 1904? No!
In 1869, a 22-year-old George Westinghouse received US patent #88929 for a brake device operated by compressed air, and in the same year organized the Westinghouse Air Brake Company. Many of the 361 patents he accumulated during his career were for air brake variations and improvements, including his first "automatic" version in 1872 (US #124404).
Air Conditioner Frederick Jones in 1949? No!
Dr. Willis Carrier built the first machine to control both the temperature and humidity of indoor air. He received the first of many patents in 1906 (US patent #808897, for the "Apparatus for Treating Air"). In 1911 he published the formulae that became the scientific basis for air conditioning design, and four years later formed the Carrier Engineering Corporation to develop and manufacture AC systems.

_Richard_ 01-10-2011 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17833157)
So for 9 years people had fire escape ladders and then a woman invents the fire escape http://i.imgur.com/TjoGf.gif

you never seen a fire escape? not really a ladder

american pervert 01-10-2011 10:17 AM

I could keep posting more, but if you wanna see the rest of the this list, go HERE

Caligari 01-10-2011 10:17 AM

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Bradley had not forgotten his work with steam engines. He saved the money he earned, and sold his original model engine to a student at the Academy. Bradley then used his savings to develop and build an engine large enough to run the first steam-powered warship.

Because he was a slave, Benjamin Bradley was not allowed to get a patent for the engine he developed. He was, however, able to sell the engine and keep the money. He used that money to buy his freedom. He lived the rest of his life as a free person.
damn that is great! would make a hell of a film.

woj 01-10-2011 10:20 AM

That's all great but lets keep things in perspective... so someone came up with a list of 2 dozen items that were invented by black people? That's great, *thumbs up*... all while everyone else invented 1000s, probably even millions of things, you could write whole books about all the inventions in the world...

I'm not intending to sound racist, I'm not, I could care less who invented what, just pointing it out the facts...

american pervert 01-10-2011 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by woj (Post 17833190)
That's all great but lets keep things in perspective... so someone came up with a list of 2 dozen items that were invented by black people? That's great, *thumbs up*... all while everyone else invented 1000s, probably even millions of things, you could write whole books about all the inventions in the world...

I'm not intending to sound racist, I'm not, I could care less who invented what, just pointing it out the facts...


reverse racists don't like facts and will call you a racist when presented with them.

Agent 488 01-10-2011 10:27 AM

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=996986

CaptainHowdy 01-10-2011 10:28 AM

Talk about an useless debate, I'm going for a nap...

MrBottomTooth 01-10-2011 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17833010)
hmm cell phones were invented by a black guy, didn't know that tidbit.. guitars too.

Some of that list is a bit questionable. For example, it says John Standard invented the refrigerator. In actuality he just made some improvements to the design that was already in use and had them patented.

And what is the deal with the ancient egypt listing for a stethoscope? Are ancient Egyptians = African Americans these days?

czarina 01-10-2011 10:28 AM

there have been thousands of brilliant black scientists. You're just too ignorant to know of any

CPA37710T 01-10-2011 10:29 AM

We all come from Africa, so black people invented white people :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Caligari 01-10-2011 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 17833190)
That's all great but lets keep things in perspective... so someone came up with a list of 2 dozen items that were invented by black people? That's great, *thumbs up*... all while everyone else invented 1000s, probably even millions of things, you could write whole books about all the inventions in the world...

I'm not intending to sound racist, I'm not, I could care less who invented what, it doesn't matter at all, just pointing it out the facts...

Put it into perspective-

stupid ass racist thread which backfired.

blacks were slaves in U.S., then 2nd class citizens until the 1960's, thus the achievements are far more spectacular.

and the egyptians, responsible for some of the profound inventions of human civilization, many of which were merely copied and improved upon by "inventors" as technology spread.

MrBottomTooth 01-10-2011 10:34 AM

http://www33.brinkster.com/iiiii/inventions/

ottopottomouse 01-10-2011 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 17833168)
you never seen a fire escape? not really a ladder

I'm used to a fire escape being a drop down ladder, didn't think about the actual flights of metal stairs.

_Richard_ 01-10-2011 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17833253)
I'm used to a fire escape being a drop down ladder, didn't think about the actual flights of metal stairs.

women make everything so complicated :1orglaugh

DaddyHalbucks 01-10-2011 10:37 AM

http://forums.wakeboarder.com/files/crack_218.jpg

buildingfutures 01-10-2011 10:37 AM

Wow, aside from the fact OP is an idiot. I'm pretty grateful he started it. Had no idea black people invented that much (no disrespect)

Pretty educating..

blackmonsters 01-10-2011 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17833152)
seriously? just as important as mlk?

When came to the actually physical organization of the people for the marches,
yes, seriously.

MLK did the talking, Jesse did the walking.

:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 01-10-2011 10:41 AM

I forgot to add:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2PSkVEqIB0...er-edison2.png

DWB 01-10-2011 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17833008)
tricycle: M. A. Cherry; May 6, 1886

Welp, that explains why they steal bikes. :upsidedow

Agent 488 01-10-2011 10:52 AM

please read:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guns,_Germs,_and_Steel

ShellyCrash 01-10-2011 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caligari (Post 17833180)
damn that is great! would make a hell of a film.

The way hollywood fucks things up they'd probably make it starring Matthew McConaughey :P

jonnydoe 01-10-2011 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 17833069)
none of you idiots knew that a black man invented the cotton gin?

any of you idiots even know what a cotton gin is?

Eli Whitney was white...

Davy 01-10-2011 10:55 AM

They invented the Nigerian email scam - and apparently all those spammers are millionaires.

seeandsee 01-10-2011 10:55 AM

i heard metaman invented sex after clubing

Davy 01-10-2011 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 17833304)
i heard metaman invented sex after clubing

Isn't clubing illegal?

http://www.livescience.com/images/05..._hunt_C_03.jpg

dicksman42 01-10-2011 11:05 AM

People are people...wait the PRESIDENT is on TV with a moment of silence.

Caligari 01-10-2011 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 17833298)
The way hollywood fucks things up they'd probably make it starring Matthew McConaughey :P

as the southern lawyer married to Sandy Bollocks :1orglaugh

brassmonkey 01-10-2011 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by CPA37710T (Post 17833218)
We all come from Africa, so black people invented white people :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Davy 01-10-2011 11:13 AM

So all white people are albinos?

Mr Cheeks 01-10-2011 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caligari (Post 17833180)
damn that is great! would make a hell of a film.

yea for sure, they shot a little short about him (introduced by Oprah) and his role in helping slaves escape with the underground railroad system.. specially with slaves crossing the river into Ohio, from Kentucky. check it out if you can: BROTHERS OF THE BORDERLAND

CamTraffic 01-10-2011 11:45 AM

that's racist, you should be banned for that

Cherry7 01-10-2011 11:59 AM

Beginning of civilization - Egypt


You have to be in a situation where you have the oportunity to invent....

How many jewish inventors in nazi germany?

Lack of inventors reflects more on the society than the people who fail to invent.

Really you are pointing out how total racism was in western "civilization".

mhende6600 01-10-2011 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Emil (Post 17832990)
Have black people ever invented anything useful? Or are they just as useless as most women?

Ok, a women invented the dishwasher, it's really useful.
What about the blackies?

Do you think from 1776 - 1960 if a Blackman invented something he would be able to take credit for it? I know that a lot of Black People invented stuff but it was probably stolen or blocked by people in charge and the victim was killed or raped. Yes I said raped because homosexual raped was invented by slave owners.

Jack Sparrow 01-10-2011 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by CPA37710T (Post 17833218)
We all come from Africa, so black people invented white people :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

We come from outer space, not from africa you know :winkwink:


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