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TurboAngel 01-10-2011 05:46 PM
Crack??????

Hermes 01-10-2011 05:47 PM
black people invented white people

epitome 01-10-2011 05:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 17833069)
none of you idiots knew that a black man invented the cotton gin?

any of you idiots even know what a cotton gin is?
um.

http://z.about.com/d/inventors/1/0/E/A/whitney.jpg

Deej 01-10-2011 05:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by epitome (Post 17834595)
Oh but yea... I forgot to add.... Eli is white as shit ;)


Edit -

Oh wait i Get it... this is irony...

I just read that up that the invention of the cotton gin brought back Slavery ten fold@!

hrmmmmm...

Supz 01-10-2011 06:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17833008)
p.s.



straightening comb: Madam C. J. Walker; Approx 1905
Now thats funny right there, I don't care who ya are.

ottopottomouse 01-11-2011 04:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deej (Post 17834598)
Oh but yea... I forgot to add.... Eli is white as shit ;)


Edit -

Oh wait i Get it... this is irony...

I just read that up that the invention of the cotton gin brought back Slavery ten fold@!

hrmmmmm...
Black people invented slavery too.

mfer 01-11-2011 06:26 AM
AIDS











































j/k

http://www.vertigo-go.com/blogpics/genki

lexsteel 01-11-2011 06:48 AM
black people invented 11 inch dick

white bitches use it every fucking day

DEA - banned for life 01-11-2011 06:54 AM
fire escape ladder: J. W. Winters; May 7, 1878

i wonder if he came up with that invention before or after they lit his house on fire

:(

the inventor of this thread must really feel like an asshole...

:)

NetHorse 01-11-2011 06:58 AM
A lot of uneducated, ignorant clowns on here. Don't get me wrong, nothing wrong with a little humor in good taste, but this thread is just ignorant.

ShellyCrash 01-11-2011 08:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lexsteel (Post 17835434)
black people invented 11 inch dick

white bitches use it every fucking day
:1orglaugh

You need to post more. :thumbsup

cordoba 01-11-2011 03:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17833008)
p.s.

air conditioning unit: Frederick M. Jones; July 12, 1949
almanac: Benjamin Banneker; Approx 1791
auto cut-off switch: Granville T. Woods; January 1,1839
auto fishing devise: G. Cook; May 30, 1899
automatic gear shift: Richard Spikes; February 28, 1932
baby buggy: W.H. Richardson; June 18, 1899
bicycle frame: L.R. Johnson; Octber 10, 1899
biscuit cutter: A.P. Ashbourne; November 30, 1875
blood plasma bag: Charles Drew; Approx. 1945
cellular phone: Henry T. Sampson; July 6, 1971
chamber commode: T. Elkins; January 3, 1897
clothes dryer: G. T. Sampson; June 6, 1862
curtain rod: S. R. Scratton; November 30, 1889
curtain rod support: William S. Grant; August 4, 1896
door knob: O. Dorsey; December 10, 1878
door stop: O. Dorsey; December 10, 1878
dust pan: Lawrence P. Ray; August 3, 1897
egg beater: Willie Johnson; February 5, 1884
electric lampbulb: Lewis Latimer; March 21, 1882
elevator: Alexander Miles; October 11, 1867
eye protector: P. Johnson; November 2, 1880
fire escape ladder: J. W. Winters; May 7, 1878
fire extinguisher: T. Marshall; October 26, 1872
folding bed: L. C. Bailey; July 18, 1899
folding chair: Brody & Surgwar; June 11, 1889
fountain pen: W. B. Purvis; January 7, 1890
furniture caster: O. A. Fisher; 1878
gas mask: Garrett Morgan; October 13, 1914
golf tee: T. Grant; December 12, 1899
guitar: Robert F. Flemming, Jr. March 3, 1886
hair brush: Lydia O. Newman; November 15,18--
hand stamp: Walter B. Purvis; February 27, 1883
horse shoe: J. Ricks; March 30, 1885
ice cream scooper: A. L. Cralle; February 2, 1897
improv. sugar making: Norbet Rillieux; December 10, 1846
insect-destroyer gun: A. C. Richard; February 28, 1899
ironing board: Sarah Boone; December 30, 1887
key chain: F. J. Loudin; January 9, 1894
lantern: Michael C. Harvey; August 19, 1884
lawn mower: L. A. Burr; May 19, 1889
lawn sprinkler: J. W. Smith; May 4, 1897
lemon squeezer: J. Thomas White; December 8, 1893
lock: W. A. Martin; July 23, 18--
lubricating cup: Ellijah McCoy; November 15, 1895
lunch pail: James Robinson; 1887
mail box: Paul L. Downing; October 27, 1891
mop: Thomas W. Stewart; June 11, 1893
motor: Frederick M. Jones; June 27, 1939
peanut butter: George Washington Carver; 1896
pencil sharpener: J. L. Love; November 23, 1897
record player arm: Joseph Hunger Dickenson January 8, 1819
refrigerator: J. Standard; June 14, 1891
riding saddles: W. D. Davis; October 6, 1895
rolling pin: John W. Reed; 1864
shampoo headrest: C. O. Bailiff; October 11, 1898
spark plug: Edmond Berger; February 2, 1839
stethoscope: Imhotep; Ancient Egypt
stove: T. A. Carrington; July 25, 1876
straightening comb: Madam C. J. Walker; Approx 1905
street sweeper: Charles B. Brooks; March 17, 1890
phone transmitter: Granville T. Woods; December 2, 1884
thermostat control: Frederick M. Jones; February 23, 1960
traffic light: Garrett Morgan; November 20, 1923
tricycle: M. A. Cherry; May 6, 1886
typewriter: Burridge & Marshman; April 7, 1885
For what it's worth, that list is highly controversial. For example it's pretty much been established that a black man did not, in fact, invent the cell phone.

I also, at random, chose 'fountain pen' from the list, and the wikipedia page for fountain pen doesn't even mention William Purvis, the black man alleged to have invented it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fountain_pen

I guess the issue is, black people HAVE been downtrodden in history, so is it morally right to falsify history, or at least distort and exaggerate black history, in order to instill much needed self-esteem in black people?

ToBad 01-11-2011 03:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jonnydoe (Post 17833027)
Strange, I was wondering the same about Swedish people this morning and came up with the Swedish meatball.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

georgeyw 01-11-2011 04:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17833010)
hmm cell phones were invented by a black guy, didn't know that tidbit.. guitars too.
I always thought mobile phones were invented by this guy

http://www.lgblog.co.uk/wp-content/u...tin_cooper.jpg

http://www.lgblog.co.uk/wp-content/u...tin_cooper.jpg

Looks like he was the first guy to use one though.

TheDoc 01-11-2011 04:23 PM
God is black, he only created everything that is, was and will be... that's pretty damn useful in most peoples books.

lexsteel 01-11-2011 05:15 PM
Black girls invented big round ass!

Black brothers invented 11 inch hard cock!

Hermes 01-11-2011 05:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 17836919)
God is black, he only created everything that is, was and will be... that's pretty damn useful in most peoples books.
http://www.visualhollywood.com/movie...mighty-008.jpg

fatfoo 01-11-2011 05:48 PM
Some might have received a paper about black history month which lists inventions by black people.

rogueteens 01-11-2011 06:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 17837156)
Daniel Hale Williams, invented open heart surgery and due to this saved millions of fat racist white southerners who are able to continue enjoying their fired pork and egg breakfast.
no he didn't http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_heart_surgery#History

blackmonsters 01-11-2011 07:12 PM
Dr. Dre invented Eminem :

PAR 01-11-2011 07:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17833008)
p.s.

air conditioning unit: Frederick M. Jones; July 12, 1949
almanac: Benjamin Banneker; Approx 1791
auto cut-off switch: Granville T. Woods; January 1,1839
auto fishing devise: G. Cook; May 30, 1899
automatic gear shift: Richard Spikes; February 28, 1932
baby buggy: W.H. Richardson; June 18, 1899
bicycle frame: L.R. Johnson; Octber 10, 1899
biscuit cutter: A.P. Ashbourne; November 30, 1875
blood plasma bag: Charles Drew; Approx. 1945
cellular phone: Henry T. Sampson; July 6, 1971
chamber commode: T. Elkins; January 3, 1897
clothes dryer: G. T. Sampson; June 6, 1862
curtain rod: S. R. Scratton; November 30, 1889
curtain rod support: William S. Grant; August 4, 1896
door knob: O. Dorsey; December 10, 1878
door stop: O. Dorsey; December 10, 1878
dust pan: Lawrence P. Ray; August 3, 1897
egg beater: Willie Johnson; February 5, 1884
electric lampbulb: Lewis Latimer; March 21, 1882
elevator: Alexander Miles; October 11, 1867
eye protector: P. Johnson; November 2, 1880
fire escape ladder: J. W. Winters; May 7, 1878
fire extinguisher: T. Marshall; October 26, 1872
folding bed: L. C. Bailey; July 18, 1899
folding chair: Brody & Surgwar; June 11, 1889
fountain pen: W. B. Purvis; January 7, 1890
furniture caster: O. A. Fisher; 1878
gas mask: Garrett Morgan; October 13, 1914
golf tee: T. Grant; December 12, 1899
guitar: Robert F. Flemming, Jr. March 3, 1886
hair brush: Lydia O. Newman; November 15,18--
hand stamp: Walter B. Purvis; February 27, 1883
horse shoe: J. Ricks; March 30, 1885
ice cream scooper: A. L. Cralle; February 2, 1897
improv. sugar making: Norbet Rillieux; December 10, 1846
insect-destroyer gun: A. C. Richard; February 28, 1899
ironing board: Sarah Boone; December 30, 1887
key chain: F. J. Loudin; January 9, 1894
lantern: Michael C. Harvey; August 19, 1884
lawn mower: L. A. Burr; May 19, 1889
lawn sprinkler: J. W. Smith; May 4, 1897
lemon squeezer: J. Thomas White; December 8, 1893
lock: W. A. Martin; July 23, 18--
lubricating cup: Ellijah McCoy; November 15, 1895
lunch pail: James Robinson; 1887
mail box: Paul L. Downing; October 27, 1891
mop: Thomas W. Stewart; June 11, 1893
motor: Frederick M. Jones; June 27, 1939
peanut butter: George Washington Carver; 1896
pencil sharpener: J. L. Love; November 23, 1897
record player arm: Joseph Hunger Dickenson January 8, 1819
refrigerator: J. Standard; June 14, 1891
riding saddles: W. D. Davis; October 6, 1895
rolling pin: John W. Reed; 1864
shampoo headrest: C. O. Bailiff; October 11, 1898
spark plug: Edmond Berger; February 2, 1839
stethoscope: Imhotep; Ancient Egypt
stove: T. A. Carrington; July 25, 1876
straightening comb: Madam C. J. Walker; Approx 1905
street sweeper: Charles B. Brooks; March 17, 1890
phone transmitter: Granville T. Woods; December 2, 1884
thermostat control: Frederick M. Jones; February 23, 1960
traffic light: Garrett Morgan; November 20, 1923
tricycle: M. A. Cherry; May 6, 1886
typewriter: Burridge & Marshman; April 7, 1885
Yep and


air conditioning unit: Frederick M. Jones; July 12, 1949 - I use this daily
Blues
Break Dancing
cellular phone: Henry T. Sampson; July 6, 1971 - Where would you be without it
Chess
Fiber Optics - You would have no internet without this
Jazz
Rap
refrigerator: J. Standard; June 14, 1891 - I do like my cold beer
Reggae, Ska
Rock and Roll - :)
Super Water Blaster - a wet t-shirts best friend

PAR 01-11-2011 07:39 PM
US patent #3,591,860 for a *cell phone* was issued by Henry Sampson and George H. Miley....

rogueteens 01-11-2011 08:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PAR (Post 17837373)
Yep and


air conditioning unit: Frederick M. Jones; July 12, 1949 - I use this daily
Blues
Break Dancing
cellular phone: Henry T. Sampson; July 6, 1971 - Where would you be without it
Chess
Fiber Optics - You would have no internet without this
Jazz
Rap
refrigerator: J. Standard; June 14, 1891 - I do like my cold beer
Reggae, Ska
Rock and Roll - :)
Super Water Blaster - a wet t-shirts best friend
super fail, not only do you quote the discredited list from SmokeyTheBear but your list is wrong too. fiber optics - nope, fridge - nope, cell/mobile phone - nope, chess - nope.

cooldude7 01-11-2011 08:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lexsteel (Post 17835434)
black people invented 11 inch dick

white bitches use it every fucking day
though black people invented lots of things., i loved this one .:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Hawkeye 01-11-2011 09:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17833008)
p.s.

air conditioning unit: Frederick M. Jones; July 12, 1949
Complete bullshit.

Air conditioning was invented by a white man named Willis Carrier in 1902.

The rest of your list is also full of errors, but I don't have time for it.

http://www.american-inventor.com/willis-carrier.aspx

cam_girls 01-11-2011 10:05 PM
Didn't Morgan Freeman invent E=mc2 ?

And Bill Cosby invented the inflatable doll?

And Wesley Snipes invented the concealable cigarette lighter?

And Obama made up some shit too!

blackmonsters 01-11-2011 10:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cam_girls (Post 17837613)
Didn't Morgan Freeman invent E=mc2 ?

And Bill Cosby invented the inflatable doll?

And Wesley Snipes invented the concealable cigarette lighter?

And Obama made up some shit too!
I thought Al Gore invented those.

Oh well.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-12-2011 01:59 AM
Does AIDS count as an invention?

V_RocKs 01-12-2011 02:23 AM
http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/1005604-bitches-tearing-clothes-fighting-gas-station-vid.html

d-null 01-12-2011 02:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PAR (Post 17837399)
US patent #3,591,860 for a *cell phone* was issued by Henry Sampson and George H. Miley....
how can you post something so inaccurate? kudos to the dude that made the gamma electric cell invention, but it has zero to do with cell phones

the inventor of the handheld mobile phone is a white guy of Ukrainian descent :2 cents:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Cooper_(inventor)

V_RocKs 01-12-2011 02:24 AM
Hair brushes appear in paintings dating back to 1000bc in Egypt so Lydia didn't invent the hairbrush.

V_RocKs 01-12-2011 02:30 AM
electric lampbulb: Lewis Latimer; March 21, 1882

you've got to be kidding me...

V_RocKs 01-12-2011 02:35 AM
Latimer received a patent in January 1881 for the "Process of Manufacturing Carbons", an improved method for the production of carbon filaments for lightbulb.

He just created a better process for the filament. He didn't invent the light bulb and we don't use his invention anymore.

Lester Burnham 01-12-2011 02:39 AM
The fact that people are arguing over whether a white dude or black dude invented air conditioning is funny as hell.

With all that said, I've always thought that generally speaking, the "colored folks" invented the cool shit (like gunpowder), but white folks perfected it (so they could conquer and enslave the colored folks lol). Kinda simplistic, but works for me.

Tjeezers 01-12-2011 03:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by emil (Post 17833037)
i invented the 2 hour work-week for myself. That's about it.
........ Nice !!!

DWB 01-12-2011 04:10 AM
They invented Jive talk and Ebonics.

Those are pretty useful.

DWB 01-12-2011 04:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lexsteel (Post 17835434)
black people invented 11 inch dick

white bitches use it every fucking day

Unfortunately, those 11 inch cocks also make a lot of black babies that grow up without a father. :(

CaptainHowdy 01-12-2011 06:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17837854)
Does AIDS count as an invention?
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f3...nder_woman.gif

Errors 01-12-2011 07:23 AM
I LOL'd at this thread title hahaha

justfreemovies 01-12-2011 08:39 AM
racism sucks, unless its told in joke form then its wonderful

Emil 01-12-2011 08:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by justfreemovies (Post 17838459)
racism sucks, unless its told in joke form then its wonderful
I agree. Luckily my thread-start didn't have anything to do with racism.

jonnydoe 01-12-2011 09:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lexsteel (Post 17835434)
black people invented 11 inch dick

white bitches use it every fucking day
LOL...the BBC. I borrowed your penis for my avatar...hope you don't mind.

loreen 01-12-2011 09:09 AM
The moonwalk :)

DudeRick 01-12-2011 09:55 AM
The booty call...

Chosen 01-12-2011 10:01 AM
Anyone mentioned vuvuzelas yet? :upsidedow

maxxtro 01-12-2011 02:42 PM
It is believed that coffee was first discovered in Abyssinia (present day Ethiopia) in the seventh century.

mfer 01-15-2011 08:39 PM
lol at all the black people being niggardly with the inventions.



http://www.vertigo-go.com/blogpics/genki

davidd 01-16-2011 03:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17833022)
not really , we kept black people as slaves with no education for hundreds of years , during the time "white" people were progressing at an astronomical rate. It isn't like its a mystery. What have you invented ?
Using your logic, then this would only apply to US blacks. Africa should be the shining beacon of light of innovation and progress.

Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17833022)
apparently theres a shitload of black people smarter than you :)
Statistically this is unlikely.

davidd 01-16-2011 03:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17833008)
p.s.

air conditioning unit: Frederick M. Jones; July 12, 1949
almanac: Benjamin Banneker; Approx 1791
auto cut-off switch: Granville T. Woods; January 1,1839
auto fishing devise: G. Cook; May 30, 1899
automatic gear shift: Richard Spikes; February 28, 1932
baby buggy: W.H. Richardson; June 18, 1899
bicycle frame: L.R. Johnson; Octber 10, 1899
biscuit cutter: A.P. Ashbourne; November 30, 1875
blood plasma bag: Charles Drew; Approx. 1945
cellular phone: Henry T. Sampson; July 6, 1971
chamber commode: T. Elkins; January 3, 1897
clothes dryer: G. T. Sampson; June 6, 1862
curtain rod: S. R. Scratton; November 30, 1889
curtain rod support: William S. Grant; August 4, 1896
door knob: O. Dorsey; December 10, 1878
door stop: O. Dorsey; December 10, 1878
dust pan: Lawrence P. Ray; August 3, 1897
egg beater: Willie Johnson; February 5, 1884
electric lampbulb: Lewis Latimer; March 21, 1882
elevator: Alexander Miles; October 11, 1867
eye protector: P. Johnson; November 2, 1880
fire escape ladder: J. W. Winters; May 7, 1878
fire extinguisher: T. Marshall; October 26, 1872
folding bed: L. C. Bailey; July 18, 1899
folding chair: Brody & Surgwar; June 11, 1889
fountain pen: W. B. Purvis; January 7, 1890
furniture caster: O. A. Fisher; 1878
gas mask: Garrett Morgan; October 13, 1914
golf tee: T. Grant; December 12, 1899
guitar: Robert F. Flemming, Jr. March 3, 1886
hair brush: Lydia O. Newman; November 15,18--
hand stamp: Walter B. Purvis; February 27, 1883
horse shoe: J. Ricks; March 30, 1885
ice cream scooper: A. L. Cralle; February 2, 1897
improv. sugar making: Norbet Rillieux; December 10, 1846
insect-destroyer gun: A. C. Richard; February 28, 1899
ironing board: Sarah Boone; December 30, 1887
key chain: F. J. Loudin; January 9, 1894
lantern: Michael C. Harvey; August 19, 1884
lawn mower: L. A. Burr; May 19, 1889
lawn sprinkler: J. W. Smith; May 4, 1897
lemon squeezer: J. Thomas White; December 8, 1893
lock: W. A. Martin; July 23, 18--
lubricating cup: Ellijah McCoy; November 15, 1895
lunch pail: James Robinson; 1887
mail box: Paul L. Downing; October 27, 1891
mop: Thomas W. Stewart; June 11, 1893
motor: Frederick M. Jones; June 27, 1939
peanut butter: George Washington Carver; 1896
pencil sharpener: J. L. Love; November 23, 1897
record player arm: Joseph Hunger Dickenson January 8, 1819
refrigerator: J. Standard; June 14, 1891
riding saddles: W. D. Davis; October 6, 1895
rolling pin: John W. Reed; 1864
shampoo headrest: C. O. Bailiff; October 11, 1898
spark plug: Edmond Berger; February 2, 1839
stethoscope: Imhotep; Ancient Egypt
stove: T. A. Carrington; July 25, 1876
straightening comb: Madam C. J. Walker; Approx 1905
street sweeper: Charles B. Brooks; March 17, 1890
phone transmitter: Granville T. Woods; December 2, 1884
thermostat control: Frederick M. Jones; February 23, 1960
traffic light: Garrett Morgan; November 20, 1923
tricycle: M. A. Cherry; May 6, 1886
typewriter: Burridge & Marshman; April 7, 1885
This list has been proven, conclusively, incorrect on many occasions. It continues to be pushed around, as fact, as a "feel good" list during black history month.

In reality, I think most people would be embarrassed if, since the dawn of time, this was all a group of people could come up with.

DBS.US 01-16-2011 04:29 PM
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