They think you are Bruce Lee?

:1orglaugh hardcore dude right there

After a night of partying with two friends, the club let out (2:00 a.m) we were outside shooting the shit, trying to find some birds to bring back to the nest. I look over and see my buddy Rabbit (5'5 125 lbs. soaking wet) talking to this black girl with his phone out, out of the blue I hear a commotion and look over to see my friend in a bit of a tussle with this black guy twice his size, so I run over and try to break the fight up. After about 15-20 seconds the fight stops and I walk my friend away from the crowd, so I ask him 'What the fuck happened?', and all he said was 'he just blind sided me, I guess that was his girlfriend?'. We continue to walk towards my car and unbeknownst to me, the guy who started the fight wasn't finished. He runs up with 4-5 friends and says to my friend 'you think that was it?', so I try to defuse the situation (knowing my two friends aren't the fighting type), but eventually he took a swing at me, I ducked and countered with a right uppercut, which made him stumble backwards, then all of the sudden everything went blank, I don't know if I was knocked out or the adrenaline caused me to lose touch with real time. I came to wrestling with two guys in the middle of a side street next to the police sub-station downtown, I end up getting the full mount on of the guys (no homo) and as I'm landing my 4th or 5th good punch to his face, I feel my entire body tense up and I go into a seizure like shake, after what seemed an eternity it stops, so I try and get up to run, that's when I hear 'Get Down!', then a knee came across my back and my hands were ripped out and then forced behind my back, they stand me up and I realized I was just tasered. I ended up being the only one who went to jail that night.

few years ago, 3 drunk guys got out of a cab at the casino and started to shout at a smaller buddy of mine. So I asked them if they had something to say. They then proceeded to jump me. I ended up throwing the one guy head first into the brick wall (by accident) we were turned around. Guys head blew open, fight stopped because everyone thought he was dead. Including myself.

Since then i try to "avoid" fights as I always have. But I am not one to shy away from any situation involving my family or friends.

99% of the time it is some drunk 30-50yo guy who thinks they are "big tough guys" because the wife let them out one weekend. I love seeing those guys catch a swift ass beating. Always loud mouth old losers.

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and it wasn't you that I almost mixed it up with, was some drunk preppy looking guy about my height. his girlfriend got between us. she was hot.

I try my hardest not to get into fights anymore. You don't know who you are fucking with. I've met BJJ Blackbelts and MMA fighters you'd never guess their skill level seeing them day to day minding their own business.

It's also why I don't drink, the aggro gets to be too much.

I am a magnet for jealous fucks for some reason - If I don't get threatened (and I mean seriously threatened) at least 2-3 times per year, then something's wrong.....

Oh...so now you're trying to accuse me of being an "adult"? Those are fighting words! :1orglaugh

Yah she had issues. Glad to terminate that service :thumbsup

Thats kinda why I was looking so miserable...

When I left the apartment in the morning, to go to the gym, I had NO IDEA I was going to be at a party that night... I had only been in LA for about a couple of weeks at that point, and didnt really know my way around. Someone picked me up, and told me about the party. I thought they were taking me home to get ready. They were not... So, I never got a chance to change, so there I am, at a party, wearing workout gear, with my hair totally flat etc... Feeling really unprepared and out of place... (But at least I had showered !)

So, I stand on these really steep steps outside, at the side of the house, trying to stay in the shadows and decide to play with my new toy. Its a PDA. TOP OF THE RANGE. Just bought it a few days ago. Paid over $1000 for it! It was really fucking cool...

I proceeded to drop it, and watch it in slow motion, as it bounced down the concrete stairs. It got fucked !!!

So I gave up, went inside, sat down and thought fuck it... Thats when the pic was taken...

Still, It could have been worse... At least I didn't sit on the yellow sofa lol

Fiddy being in fights as an adult ! WOOT!

Now I feel bad.

the first rule is you don't talk about...

Dont.

Of the many people I met that night, you were one of the few that DIDNT judge me on my appearance :thumbsup

3 guys jumped me and my buddy one night in an alley after the club. We were taking a piss and drunk as fuck, one of them comes up to me and smashes me with knuckle dusters on... wasn't pretty! Two of them started laying into my mate who came running to help me and the other one guy kept smashing into me. I managed to kick him in the nuts and punch him in the face, which made him more angry haha! Our other friends heard the noise and came to help but they ran off.

My buddy ended up in hospital as he didnt stand a chance, I just had a couple black eyes and a few bruises and lumps on my head. My mate was good tho, just badly swollen face.

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This was really funny to me for some reason.

with pants like that, i'm sure the judgment wasn't all bad ;) sorry to hear about the pda, years later lol

I remember you taking upskirt photos that night LOL

Then we were all laughing cause people who didn't know were sitting on the "Yellow Couch"

The good ol' days

Unfortunately I got into way too many fights growing up. Working in bars for 15 years, I couldn't avoid them.

Also in my mid 20's to mid 30's I had anger management issues. Now as Anthony said, you never know who you will meet out there with everyone training MMA and BJJ so I stay out of fights.

Yea. But try to avoid them at all costs cause it always ends with someone going to jail or the hospital. Easier just to mace them and walk away.

No fights since I've been an adult, but the OP's story reminded me of the time I punched my adult soccer coach (i was a freshman in high school) in the head twice when he tried to break up an argument between me and a teammate.

Quit the team, but never did get in trouble for that.

Not since I was in the Marines

Had this convo with Just Dave XXX, and I came to the conclusion, that I'll run into a shitload of brand new whitebelts (BJJ is the new TKD ), and maybe 10% of them become Blues, which equates to a Black belt in any fighting style. So my thinking was, if I became a solid Purple, I'll be able to handle pretty much anything thrown my way. Dave just laughed at it. :1orglaugh

As an adult there's the risk of charges, court and jail time as well.

One time I met this chick while doing D2D sales in Sac town. about 19 years ago. I was 21

We had sex about 20 minutes after I knocked on the door. It was nice ;)

I chilled for a bit.. then this big black guy pulls up. Turns out its her hubby. He put an ass whoopin on me big time.

I didnt have the heart to fight back because I felt kinda bad. I let him rag doll me lol

Never been in a fight my entire life. It's really weird because I just started muay thai, and I apologize a dozen times during sparring...

Fist fights were common sight when I was at school, I fought and won many battles. After I left school I never had a fight until a few years ago when I was in London 3 guys tried rob me, one of the guys had a knife and asked me for my wallet, before he could even finish his sentence I punched him really hard on the nose and he went down like a fly being swat, "KO" he didn't know what had hit him, his crony friends ran off very very fast. I surprised myself really. not sure if I would do it again I could have been stabbed but It felt really good though hhmm a nice adrenalin rush :)

Shit, you dirty dog. LOL

Like I said. I felt bad.

Poor guy had a slut for a wife :Oh crap

I used to love fighting as a youth (product of an angry childhood)

the older I get the greater my distaste for violence is. I've been in a few fights as an adult and as much as the other guy might have deserved what happened, they nothing I have fond memories of.

Instead I just avoid places that has higher chance of stupid people (nightclubs)

someone mentioned it kinda goes black and you dont recall it after, possible rage or adrenalin, or perhaps the other guy just hit you so hard your brain bounced.. and its over in no time.

few times i have had models pimps/boyfriends/hubbys wanting to fight me and i have always backed down, these guys have nothing to loose so i happily swallow my pride.

LOL I'll spar with guys like you any day over spaz's who are trying to prove how "tough" they are by going @ 99% of capacity during whats supposed to be light training

I still can't believe you waited till AVN to tell me you started training! When are you getting real thai shorts?! :)

I am glad you moved well past your anger issues, I for one would never mess with a man of your power :thumbsup

Fortunately for the general public, people who can fight, wont. They/I will do what ever it takes to avoid a fight. Get enough fighting in training.


At the end of the day there is no paycheck at the end of a street fight. So why do it?


Have been in unavoidable fight situations a few times. Fortunately for them i don't get upset when i fight and when in a superior position, i ask the guy if he is done. I then help them up and we go our separate ways. As long as nobody goes to the hospital for injuries, nobody gets sued. Getting sued is a nightmare i have seen a few friends go through because of there inability to just walk the other way.


Fighting solve nothing and everything depending on your particular situation. I hate to say it, but violence is all some people understand.


Fortunately for me I happen to speak that language very well.:thumbsup

Isn't it almost your birthday again?

Man we've bumped into each other like a million times but never really hung out, what's up with that?

Dude, I don't know. Maybe you don't like me :1orglaugh

Hope to see you in LA next month then we can hang and reminisce.

agreed... at a soccer game wtf

if were sparring were sparring at 80% at least.. otherwise it's not sparring it's touch.... sparring is supposed to be at near full speed....

look at manny look at floyd.. all the greats.. when they spar they fucking spar....

you need to know how to get hit as much as you need to know how to hit....