Why have you moved into a home you own?

Post it please.

The only make up artist I employed was here in Czech. Who I sacked for Gross Misconduct. Her and her boyfriend were coming into the offices at night to download/upload pirated content. Mostly movies and games.

Never employed one in England uses 3 part time when I shot sets. I bet you don't even know the names of them. Two were top models and the other married to a Scots Guard.

This threat used to be about my secretary. Want a link to the threat?

Damian, man of straw. And full of bollox.

Post it or be damned for ever a liar.

wow...damianj are you really seriously calling Eric out? I'd love to see that. And he is correct...you show nothing but disrespect to people. Which is why I have you on "ignore". But I can't help but be amazed that you are gong to ask Eric to meet you in real life. Mistake of a lifetime my friend. Some of us on here don't fuck around, and he is one of them. I hope you are able to step back from your pro-piracy crusade for a second to realize just how serious some people are. You are definitely not making any friends this way.

i think we could end this by paul checking out the size of the bathrooms in damien's flat and giving his opinion on the matter.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Now this thread is really delivering!
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Come on guys...
What Damian does on the side (his magic shows) aren't the point. If he loves doing something it's none of our business.

My guess is he's probably pretty good at it. And in real life he is probably a nice guy (I just don't remember him, I meet a lot of people).

But he definitely is acting like a jackass on this forum. And the things he continues to say about any attempt at combatting piracy are what the focus should be on.

Personally I would never do business with him just because of that reason. Not saying that others would do the same. I'm just saying that I personally don't condone people making money off of other folk's work...I call it "stealing".

And I'm not real happy about all the people in our business who are desperate and try to get in on it too. But I understand it.

What I don't understand is why damianj, who has absolutely no reason to be involved in this discussion...makes it his purpose in life to do so.

He's not really in the porn business (at least not in the creating part of it) so why does he do this? For attention?

Well, I guess it worked.

But I don't see anything to make fun of for the guy doing his thing with his magic shows. Nothing funny or ridiculing about that. He just enjoys something so he does it. No need to try and make fun of it. I find that Damian pretty much buries himself right here when he jumps into piracy issues that he has zero experience in or knowledge. No need to get personal about it.

Probably shares a bathroom with the people who live downstairs. It's a small terrace house and they rarely have 2 bathrooms. Unless it was converted.

See what I know about bathrooms?? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I et him a few years ago in Waltham Abbey, just outside London. It was a Beer & Bollocks get together and he was all sweetness and light. Nice guy. And his magic is good.

But on the boards he's a scum bag. He's accused me of something that he won't tell what it is, 3 times. Threatening to reveal something he learned about me via an ex employee. First was a secretary and now it's a make up artist. He's a liar and is full of shit. Or he would of posted it. Trust me my telling people what he amounts to does get to him. He would love to shame me.

Paul, life's too short to waste on that bro.

From what I have learned of you, you have had a pretty damn good life and career so far in this business and made some decent money. You have a lovely wife, a nice home, etc.

Unless you're just having fun with all of this...don't get caught up in Damian fucking with you. I don't know the guy, but I've seen 'em come and go. And you have certainly seen far more than me.

For all we know Damian might not even be involved in the adult industry 5 years from now. He might just be passing through onto whatever his destiny is in life. Why bother arguing with him? Just put him on ignore, and forget about him.

What have you got to lose? Nothing. He can't make you a thin dime, so he's useless to you. Forget about him and enjoy life. God knows I'm trying to take my own advice (though it's easier to give out that advice than to actually take it lol )

It's all fun and games until someone gets what's coming. Personally, I wouldn't want to risk catching another case on someone like him. Many... many people have said it's not worth it and they are right. I forget that sometimes.

Yes it's been a fun 3 decades and will probably still be here for a bit longer. Clowns like Damian weren't around in the porn business prior to the Internet, it was a business that people judged you on what you produced. Not on what you said.

And that's my point, some newbies might be fooled into thinking this failure is something. They might think his Porn Beer videos are cool and knowledgeable. Look at the sofa to see the proof of what that knowledge has bought him.

Anyway teasing him is a past time. It gets me away from my hobbies of reading and doing jigsaws. Not as much fun as shooting naked females, but who cares. :1orglaugh

Damian. Step up to the plate and tell all what secret you have to shame me.

I have utmost respect for people that deserve it, I have none for people that have to resort to (insinuated) threats of violence.

Shows you've lost, hands down, whatever point you were trying to make when you resort to that sort of thing. And you *always* resort to it, somewhat shamefully.

I'm sure you are a nice chap, and when faced with people who disagree with you in real life you are much more polite than your board persona.

What day would you like to meet? I'll be there the whole show.

Maybe the other people with hard ons for me would like to meet too? I've already offered slutboat a meet, but he pussied out. How about Robbie, that caligully creature? Wanna sit down too?

Email me to arrange.

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I'm not as low as you Paul. Some things need to be kept secrets. As you know.

No you're a liar and making untrue accusations show how low you are.

You tar yourself with your own brush.

It's like taking candy from a baby...

Thanks for being so easy.

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So anyway, why do you think ACS: Law are doing something bad and the US lawyers doing the same thing are doing something good?

You go on about mistakes Andrew made. What are those mistakes, in your mind? What can the US ambulance chasing copyright troll cunt lawyers learn from the fact that the UK has effectively shut down this despicable practise?

So you were lying to wind me up.

Why, do you think he is actually going to beat me up like he threatens to here all the time?

Lol.

I want to explain to him face to face that being against blackmailing end users isn't the same as being pro piracy as he seems to REALLY have a hard time wrapping his head round that. It's boring how these threads all go the same way. I make a point about something, and rather than make a counter claim, eric makes thinly veiled threats against me, Robbie pretends he has me on ignore then responds to me calling me useless and a clown and not really in the biz, slutboat out and out libels me, and Paul either just calls me names or posts the fact that I make money professionally from doing magic. Same old. Every fucking time. Sigh.

Gets as tired as the android vs iphone or foreskin vs chop threads, doesn't it?

Maybe if you all stopped waving your tiny little hard ons for me, an actual good idea to try and minimise the damage from piracy may come from here.

How's that for a crazy thought!

In the meantime, this place will remove your mullet for no cost.

HTH

Damian
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