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DEA - banned for life 02-09-2011 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 17904629)
THE USA OWNScanada We just let them call themselves a country for tax purposes.They are also our "backup plan" for oil,natrual resources,food etc etc..bascially there up the running a huge wal-mart that just hasnt opend their doors yet.

We are coming.
We are coming soon:upsidedow


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
So fucking true man:thumbsup

MaDalton 02-09-2011 08:22 PM

Paul, i am going to add laxatives to your coffee when i see you - as a thank you for ruining my Euro reputation - lol

Traffic Guru 02-09-2011 08:47 PM

Someone post pictures of English and German girls.

SallyRand 02-09-2011 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 17904629)
I guess the most American would be this look.

http://jeep2girl.com/cards/ee12500/e...aw-papoose.jpg

But there are also these.

http://www.asianweek.com/wp-content/...11/50women.png

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JBMeXTzw7N...airstyles1.jpg

http://www.globaldatingrevolution.co...-night-out.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2SMGnvwJIN...nakisdavis.jpg

And the list goes on. America in 1710-1719: was est. 357,500

At the time of the Civil War 1770-1779: est. 2,205,000

At the time of the Potato Famine in Ireland. 1860 Census: 31,443,321

1880 Census: 50,156,000

1890 Census: 62,948,000

1900 Census: 75,995,000

1980 Census: 226 Million

1990 Census: 248 Million

1997 Est: 267 Million

All made up with immigrants. So is there a real "American Girl"?

Maybe the truest would be a mix of all the different races that emigrated to America.

Maybe this is the best comparison. :1orglaugh

http://american-vs-european-women.fl...m/image001.jpg

http://american-vs-european-women.fl...m/image002.jpg

Ya know Paul when I first read your post my blood boiled.............then I thought about it.

I see where you are going with it and dammit, you're absolutely correct about a lot if it but don't flush the whole country yet............................................... ..

http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/...bald_eagle.jpg

By an immigrant and Russian immigrant at that:


zseano 02-09-2011 09:25 PM

Most american girls are smokin' hot..

http://pickupevolution.com/wp-conten...t_girl_car.jpg

CyberHustler 02-09-2011 09:37 PM

When you take into account that overweight = not skinny as fuck, it's not so bad. I can't stand a bitch that's skinny as fuck, add that in with my fear of fucked up teeth and you can pretty much tell that I don't give one fuck about Europes skinny yuck-mouthed bitches.

I bet this is over weight in Europe...

http://www.sweetlatin.com/latinas/bi...y/large/07.jpg

In America, it's all goooooooooooooooooood :pimp

justinsain 02-09-2011 10:12 PM

School time


im·mi·grant (m-grnt)
n.
1. A person who leaves one country to settle permanently in another.

People who are born in the USA and live in the USA ARE NOT immigrants. The fact that someone in their family tree was doesn't make them one. Immigrant only applies to the person that immigrated.

You can say decedents of immigrants but you can't say we are all immigrants.

MetaMan 02-09-2011 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 17905094)
congratulations you sound as stupid as paul man

and trust me thats one hell of an insult :1orglaugh

Your location reads:
Location: looking for gas

You're most likely looking to fill up on cheeseburgers that cause you gas you tubby little bastard.

DaddyHalbucks 02-09-2011 10:33 PM

Let's not be too serious. The man has a point.

Coup 02-09-2011 11:23 PM

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2038/...06b981bc8d.jpg

EZRhino 02-10-2011 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 17905279)
Let's not be too serious. The man has a point.

No he doesnt. And he can shove that point up his Euro ass.

CPA37710T 02-10-2011 01:24 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh THAT WAS SO FUNNY LOLL!!!! :thumbsup:thumbsup can't believe you people didnt like this! its totally true and funny!

yoeleven 02-10-2011 02:59 AM

i prefer american girls, much better cocksuckers for one thing

DamianJ 02-10-2011 03:03 AM

You are all fucking idiots.

Have you STILL not worked him out?

He sits in a small village outisde Brno, pretending to be retired, and just sits here winding people up. LOOK at his posts, it's all he does. Troll.

And here, you have all been trolled perfectly, he's not even come back to the thread!

Listen, Markham is just a bored, lonely old man forced to live in a village in Eastern Europe because of [REASON EDITED]. He has NOTHING to do all day, so makes the lovely jigsaw Agent488 posted, and trolls.

And this thread is making him laugh his little socks off.

Although it is just a rip off of my infamous handegg thread. Paul can't even troll originally, but you all still fall for it. Time and time again. He is smarter than he looks.

seeandsee 02-10-2011 03:12 AM

omg this thread is on fire

MaDalton 02-10-2011 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17905497)
You are all fucking idiots.

Have you STILL not worked him out?

He sits in a small village outisde Brno, pretending to be retired, and just sits here winding people up. LOOK at his posts, it's all he does. Troll.

And here, you have all been trolled perfectly, he's not even come back to the thread!

Listen, Markham is just a bored, lonely old man forced to live in a village in Eastern Europe because of [REASON EDITED]. He has NOTHING to do all day, so makes the lovely jigsaw Agent488 posted, and trolls.

And this thread is making him laugh his little socks off.

Although it is just a rip off of my infamous handegg thread. Paul can't even troll originally, but you all still fall for it. Time and time again. He is smarter than he looks.

don't diss Brno, yo :winkwink:

one afternoon in the sun on the main square with a fresh Pilsener Urquell and you will beg me to let you move in with us :pimp

DamianJ 02-10-2011 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 17905596)
don't diss Brno, yo :winkwink:

one afternoon in the sun on the main square with a fresh Pilsener Urquell and you will beg me to let you move in with us :pimp

I'm not dissing Brno man. I'm sure it's lovely.

:)

Hope you have a great holiday man, your pad looks sweet.

Paul Markham 02-10-2011 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 17904949)
i think this is blacklash for so many 'look too euro' type comments.

What most are too stupid to realise is the point I was trying to make. There is no such thing as a "Typical American look.". Because up to 300 years ago America there were hardly any people other than Native Americans in America. The influx of immigrants came from Europe, Africa, Latin America (mix of Indian and Spanish) and Asia.

In 300 years if they had all cross bred there might be a start to a typical American look. But they didn't, race mate with race and it's still distinctive racial types.

So a typical Euro look. Is a typical US look for those who trace there family back to Europe.

ottopottomouse 02-10-2011 04:49 AM

Post some real Euro ones for comparison then. Anybody can search for the worst pic they can find to attempt to illustrate a point.

Cherry7 02-10-2011 04:57 AM

Lighten up people, take it as a joke, and post something funny back...

3xmedia 02-10-2011 05:08 AM

http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-05...3452984934.jpg

maxxtro 02-10-2011 05:19 AM

Big is beautiful..or...so they say, anyway
http://i54.tinypic.com/avq1sk.jpg

Paul Markham 02-10-2011 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead (Post 17905015)
That is fucking hot, but I believe Paul was misunderstood here...Anyone who knows the simple reality of origin, we all share a gene or two with a little country in Africa ...love it or hate it, genealogy does not lie.:2 cents:

It seems to have flown over most peoples heads.

I dissed America, true or not is irrelevant, so it got up a few red necks ass.

I think these two images tell the story.

http://www.sweetlatin.com/latinas/bi...y/large/07.jpg

Afro Descent.

http://pickupevolution.com/wp-conten...t_girl_car.jpg

Latina.

The hot Swedish girl could be from the US as well. As the 2 girls sucking on cock could both be from the US or EU.

Emil 02-10-2011 05:25 AM

USA IS GOING DOWN AS SOON AS THE WORLD STOP USING THE DOLLAR AS RESERVE CURRENCY!

USA National Debt: http://www.brillig.com/debt_clock/debtiv.gif

Nikki_Licks 02-10-2011 05:44 AM

You're an asshole with diarrhea of the mouth....plain and simple :321GFY:321GFY

CaptainHowdy 02-10-2011 05:46 AM

http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/0...jpg?1272857409

SpicyM 02-10-2011 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Overload (Post 17905008)
how about sweden?
watch at REAL SIZE ... GFY reduces size ;)
http://www.bravedigger.net/00/big-girl.jpeg

Big feet + Rambo-like shoulders :Oh crap

I dont like manly girls, so no thanks.

Altwebdesign 02-10-2011 06:04 AM

not true, ive seen films based in america, theyre hot all of them!! :P

Paul Markham 02-10-2011 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Altwebdesign (Post 17905723)
not true, ive seen films based in america, theyre hot all of them!! :P

A lot of American girls are hot, this has nothing to do with the thread.

Some didn't read it or didn't think as they read it and only looked at the pictures. :Oh crap

The pictures were a bit of humor, I see it flew over some peoples heads. :1orglaugh

Overload 02-10-2011 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coup (Post 17905318)

doh ... this happens when an uneducated person tries to spot europe on the globe :error

TheDoc 02-10-2011 06:20 AM

Euro girls have the biggest cocks... an award American girls never qualify for.

Altwebdesign 02-10-2011 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 17905742)
A lot of American girls are hot, this has nothing to do with the thread.

Some didn't read it or didn't think as they read it and only looked at the pictures. :Oh crap

The pictures were a bit of humor, I see it flew over some peoples heads. :1orglaugh

I know what your doing :P

Paul Markham 02-10-2011 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Altwebdesign (Post 17905754)
I know what your doing :P

You do, but it obviously flew completely over the heads of most.

Altwebdesign 02-10-2011 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks (Post 17905684)
You're an asshole with diarrhea of the mouth....plain and simple :321GFY:321GFY

hahhahah oh gosh lmao!!!
Straight for the arteries :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

will76 02-10-2011 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17905497)
You are all fucking idiots.

Have you STILL not worked him out?

He sits in a small village outisde Brno, pretending to be retired, and just sits here winding people up. LOOK at his posts, it's all he does. Troll.

And here, you have all been trolled perfectly, he's not even come back to the thread!

Listen, Markham is just a bored, lonely old man forced to live in a village in Eastern Europe because of [REASON EDITED]. He has NOTHING to do all day, so makes the lovely jigsaw Agent488 posted, and trolls.

And this thread is making him laugh his little socks off.

Although it is just a rip off of my infamous handegg thread. Paul can't even troll originally, but you all still fall for it. Time and time again. He is smarter than he looks.

sounds like you but with content theft, i guess that is why you got such a good read on him.

Paul Markham 02-10-2011 09:56 AM

I think this page shows my point. How many of these faces can be seen in a US mall anywhere across the States?

Average female face project.html

Note there is no average US female face. I wonder why?

O MARINA 02-10-2011 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 17905687)
Big feet + Rambo-like shoulders :Oh crap

I dont like manly girls, so no thanks.



ya right haha that woman is gorgeous head to toe.

spazlabz 02-10-2011 10:25 AM

ya know you make this poorly written, not very thought out post trying to make some obscure point about the better part of the North American continent, post blatantly offensive images that dominate the post and then try and make anyone who gets offended look stupid because of your short falls Paul.

The correct response is that you did not intend to offend and that you are sorry you did. Then state the point you were trying to make. I mean that would be the grown up thing to do.

I was offended by your initial post and I am not ashamed to say that. I also happened to be married to a wonderful American woman and I have no interest in a relationship with any other woman be they from the US, Europe or any place else on the planet

michael.kickass 02-10-2011 10:33 AM

http://www.bravedigger.net/00/big-girl.jpeg

OMFG!! Who is this sex bomb?!? :hitit

CyberHustler 02-10-2011 10:33 AM

I didn't read the first post, just saw the pics. I take nothing back, everything I said applies still.

Agent 488 02-10-2011 10:34 AM

it's pretty obvious what you were trying to imply you senile old fool.

brassmonkey 02-10-2011 10:35 AM

thanx for french fries muther fucker :)

Luscious Media 02-10-2011 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maxxtro (Post 17905641)
Big is beautiful..or...so they say, anyway
http://i54.tinypic.com/avq1sk.jpg

I just threw up in my mouth a little...

DamianJ 02-10-2011 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17906348)
it's pretty obvious what you were trying to imply you senile old fool.

I am sure he really thinks he can post such xenophobic inflammatory shit and then just say "ONLY JOKING BRO!" when he sees how many people he has offended and all will be well and lots and lots of people will buy 19 HD videos for $150 from him.

But remember, he's only trolling, but now insulting people he wants to do business with too!

He's doing nothing but posting links to the Daily Mail on another porn forum.

I reckon the end is nigh.

O MARINA 02-10-2011 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by michael.kickass (Post 17906342)

OMFG!! Who is this sex bomb?!? :hitit



she is amazing
I want to see what her MAN looks like !

HomerSimpson 02-10-2011 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Overload (Post 17905008)
how about sweden?
watch at REAL SIZE ... GFY reduces size ;)
http://www.bravedigger.net/00/big-girl.jpeg

God bless the Sweeden :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Agent 488 02-10-2011 12:56 PM

i agree it's getting out a hand.

i am taking donations via paypal for a puzzle of the manwin lavatories in order to keep paul busy and off the boards.

pm me if you want to contribute.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17906379)
I am sure he really thinks he can post such xenophobic inflammatory shit and then just say "ONLY JOKING BRO!" when he sees how many people he has offended and all will be well and lots and lots of people will buy 19 HD videos for $150 from him.

But remember, he's only trolling, but now insulting people he wants to do business with too!

He's doing nothing but posting links to the Daily Mail on another porn forum.

I reckon the end is nigh.


thickcash_amo 02-10-2011 01:00 PM

Damn that german girl is hot, but those feet have got to go

Buzz 02-10-2011 01:45 PM

Paul, you're the oldest troll on GFY.

ottopottomouse 02-10-2011 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17906782)
i agree it's getting out a hand.

i am taking donations via paypal for a puzzle of the manwin lavatories in order to keep paul busy and off the boards.

pm me if you want to contribute.

:1orglaugh


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