Rotten Wombs!

Charlie Sheen has a new girlfriend; Gwyneth Paltrow is 'skeletal chic'

"Charlie and I tried to use protection... I kept having to put it on again. I don't want people to think I just had sex with him and didn't try to use one," she said, unaware that one doesn't receive an A for effort when it comes to intercourse.

Jordan adds that she had sex with a different celebrity a week prior to Sheen, but "I can't talk about him because I had to sign a release." The baby may have been his.

Eddie Murphy liked trannies, no?

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Charlie completed a brief rehab stint at home and says he is sober now, but he wants to get back to work on 'Two and a Half Men' soon because, he said, "I unravel pretty quickly."