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Spunky 03-21-2011 03:25 PM
Dump the zero and get a hero

Scott McD 03-21-2011 03:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dynastoned (Post 17994793)
title: My boyfriend cheated on me
first sentence: He didnt really cheat on me
Which is when i stopped reading...

Seth Manson 03-21-2011 03:31 PM
You obviously dont know how to play this fucking game, do you?

Tell him you are pregnant as well. Pour yourself a drink while watching him have a heart attack.

Nikki_Licks 03-21-2011 03:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by twistyneck (Post 17994705)
I think what you should do is post about it on an adult forum where nobody gives a fuck.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-21-2011 03:43 PM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/me...lson_haha2.jpg

BlackCrayon 03-21-2011 03:45 PM
well you're a dumb motherfucker for wanting to stay with him. end of story.

O MARINA 03-21-2011 03:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 17994915)
You obviously dont know how to play this fucking game, do you?

Tell him you are pregnant as well. Pour yourself a drink while watching him have a heart attack.


ahahahahahahaa!!!!!!!!

gfy is a tough crowd

SIK 03-21-2011 03:59 PM
tits please

NutraCash 03-21-2011 04:09 PM
did you lay out any ground rules during the break?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-21-2011 04:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17994832)
Fuck me, that video NEVER gets old. I want to take some sort of hip-hop dance classes so that if I ever find myself in this exact situation I can bust out the most amazingly choreographed "it ain't my baby" dance the world has ever seen.

onedree 03-21-2011 04:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by twistyneck (Post 17994705)
I think what you should do is post about it on an adult forum where nobody gives a fuck.
Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 17994711)
This is an adult webmaster board, the only possible solution it's a preggo threesome.
Quote:
Originally Posted by NaughtyRob (Post 17994830)
Advice: Don't ask for this type of advice on GFY.

OMG! ... You assholes discuss everything from puss is coming out of the tip of your penis to why your partner smells like spoiled fish.. THEN, have the audacity to tell her this section is strictly for adult webmaster discussions?


Quote:
Originally Posted by Christina T. (Post 17994699)

ADVICE?!
Delete him from your speed dial then block his calls. Obviously he's completely irresponsible. He is NOT husband material. I think it's time to move on and find another guy.


Deidre

Machete_ 03-21-2011 04:23 PM
finders keepers

NaughtyVisions 03-21-2011 04:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by onedree (Post 17995053)
OMG! ... You assholes discuss everything from puss is coming out of the tip of your penis to why your partner smells like spoiled fish.. THEN, have the audacity to tell her this section is strictly for adult webmaster discussions?

Deidre
I don't think their point was that this is "strictly for adult webmaster discussions." I think they were implying that the OP is going to get a lot more sarcastic/smart ass/joke/bullshit answers than anything serious and helpful, so there wasn't much point in posting it here in hopes of legitimate advice.

beerptrol 03-21-2011 04:47 PM
you must be one of them women who love to be treated like shit. Other wise your thread title would have said exboyfriend.

mizmiz 03-21-2011 05:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 17994711)
This is an adult webmaster board, the only possible solution it's a preggo threesome.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

mizmiz 03-21-2011 05:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by onedree (Post 17995053)
OMG! ... You assholes discuss everything from puss is coming out of the tip of your penis to why your partner smells like spoiled fish..

Deidre
The question is, why does ur pussy smell like fish?

Puremeds-J 03-21-2011 05:03 PM
Did someone leave the door unlocked?

Puremeds-J 03-21-2011 05:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 17995093)
you must be one of them women who love to be treated like shit. Other wise your thread title would have said exboyfriend.
Nice eye! I noticed that as well

ArsewithClass 03-21-2011 05:07 PM
You say "I didn't cheat on him or do anything with anyone for the reason that we were gonna get back."

Why would you break up with the guy in the first place... trial separation, freenight pass, lets chill for a few weeks... no matter what it is, this guy just done what most men would if they were alone in no relationship for more than a few weeks.

Either, suck it up and sort it out with him or, fuck him off and get with a real man that can hold you close & not let go... knowing what he has before he loses it.

Luck with your decision :)

CaptainHowdy 03-21-2011 05:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by onedree (Post 17995053)
OMG! ... You assholes discuss everything from puss is coming out of the tip of your penis to why your partner smells like spoiled fish.. THEN, have the audacity to tell her this section is strictly for adult webmaster discussions?
Looks like the "trollette" got trolled ...

ErectMedia 03-21-2011 05:18 PM
life is too short for drama, dump the loser and find some new cock like mine, he will probably pay 18 years of child support now anyway so he can't afford to take you out, and who the fuck still uses MySpace :1orglaugh

papill0n 03-21-2011 05:58 PM
you ever considered bukkake ?

rowan 03-21-2011 06:05 PM
In case y'all hadn't worked it out yet, you're being trolled. (again)

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=970504

SomeCreep 03-21-2011 06:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by twistyneck (Post 17994705)
I think what you should do is post about it on an adult forum where nobody gives a fuck.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

adultchatpay 03-21-2011 06:12 PM
life is beautiful! forget about him and his girl.

mlmleads 03-21-2011 06:22 PM
Breakup unless you are considering being a step mom

mlmleads 03-21-2011 06:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by onedree (Post 17995053)
OMG! ... You assholes discuss everything from puss is coming out of the tip of your penis to why your partner smells like spoiled fish.. THEN, have the audacity to tell her this section is strictly for adult webmaster discussions?




Delete him from your speed dial then block his calls. Obviously he's completely irresponsible. He is NOT husband material. I think it's time to move on and find another guy.


Deidre
:thumbsup - sexy girl.

DEA - banned for life 03-21-2011 06:29 PM
pull links now :2 cents:

charlie g 03-21-2011 07:07 PM
You should immediately send me some nude photographs of yourself and your phone number. I will call you to dicuss your options:thumbsup

Markul 03-22-2011 04:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 17994729)
my gf would have broken my legs.
Same here lol

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-22-2011 04:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mlmleads (Post 17995257)
:thumbsup - sexy girl.
What in the fuck is with the giant sig? :1orglaugh

epass007 03-22-2011 04:28 AM
come here

TurboAngel 03-22-2011 05:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17995874)
What in the fuck is with the giant sig? :1orglaugh
I thought the same thing WTF?

ottopottomouse 03-22-2011 05:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Elli (Post 17994865)
Besides, it's kind of finders keepers, no? He left his sperm there and she found it.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ottopottomouse 03-22-2011 05:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 17994915)
You obviously dont know how to play this fucking game, do you?

Tell him you are pregnant as well. Pour yourself a drink while watching him have a heart attack.
Oooooooooooooooooh :upsidedow

Coup 03-22-2011 05:19 AM
Murder is always an option

Christina T. 04-18-2011 10:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coup (Post 17995954)
Murder is always an option
that is vulgar

JFK 04-18-2011 10:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 17995935)
I thought the same thing WTF?
:thumbsup:thumbsup:pimp

Roald 04-18-2011 10:51 AM
http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/images/h...2820041524.jpg

Nikki_Licks 04-18-2011 10:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Christina T. (Post 18066716)
that is vulgar
No quite, murder is not vulgar, but having someone piss in your mouth is :winkwink:


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