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Agent 488 03-28-2011 08:44 PM

perfect for Sid70.

B.Barnato 03-28-2011 08:45 PM

I stoled 50

lazycash 03-28-2011 09:40 PM

Alienq would be perfect for this job, he's down on his luck, but willing to relocate. I just have to warn you though, he does take a lot of smoke breaks.

madawgz 03-28-2011 10:47 PM

Page #2? Wow thanks for all the bumps!

Still looking...

Rofl 03-28-2011 11:10 PM

I think this is an advert for a Web Designer in Montreal. $4000 is a reasonable fee for a Web Designer in Montreal. I think this is a good opportunity for someone to be a Web Desginer in Montreal.

Web design is a broad term used to encompass the way that content (usually hypertext or hypermedia) is delivered to an end-user through the World Wide Web, using a web browser or other web-enabled software is displayed.

PornoMonster 03-28-2011 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Kelli58 (Post 18010547)
Not to be offensive to anyone where but when did $4k a month for a job that requires you to be on-site become a "great opportunity"? It's $48,000 a year for a full time job. I don't know ... just doesn't seem like that is all that much money. Maybe I just didn't understand how little an artist makes or something.

With this Economy, and lack of jobs, $48,000 is a good sum.
That is $23 an hour, with min wage at like $7.50 ish and outsourcing overseas at $3-$4 an hour or less. Run on but I am tired, you get the point.

strobi 03-29-2011 02:31 AM

Wow! this could be some kind of great opportunity for someone?

HomerSimpson 03-29-2011 02:49 AM

great deal for someone!
do you need a coder? :winkwink:

Emil 03-29-2011 02:56 AM

wow! what a great opportunity for someone! good luck!

BJ 03-29-2011 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by fris (Post 18010445)
too bad mr marshall still lives with his mother, and i doubt he could even pay this to anyone.

More infos please:):1orglaugh

RadicalSights 03-29-2011 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kelli58 (Post 18010547)
Not to be offensive to anyone where but when did $4k a month for a job that requires you to be on-site become a "great opportunity"? It's $48,000 a year for a full time job. I don't know ... just doesn't seem like that is all that much money. Maybe I just didn't understand how little an artist makes or something.

Because no one who does adult web design on their own (freelancers) makes 50 grand a year doing it. Sure you might see someone saying they have "thousands" of clients :1orglaugh running their shitty backwoods outsourcing operation or are booked for 17 years and do adult web design but they are full of shit.

So an opportunity like that (if it's even real) is very good pay for anyone/freelancers who actually want to do it full-time and actually make some real money doing it.

v4 media 03-29-2011 03:24 AM

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Originally Posted by RadicalSights (Post 18011007)
Because no one who does adult web design on their own (freelancers) makes 50 grand a year doing it. Sure you might see someone saying they have "thousands" of clients :1orglaugh running their shitty backwoods outsourcing operation or are booked for 17 years and do adult web design but they are full of shit.

So an opportunity like that (if it's even real) is very good pay for anyone/freelancers who actually want to do it full-time and actually make some real money doing it.


You can pull in $50k+ a year just designing $20 galleries if you're good and fast.

RadicalSights 03-29-2011 03:28 AM

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Originally Posted by v4 media (Post 18011018)
You can pull in $50k+ a year just designing $20 galleries if you're good and fast.

dream on :1orglaugh

sexyelisha 03-29-2011 03:30 AM

Quote:

Because no one who does adult web design on their own (freelancers) makes 50 grand a year doing it. Sure you might see someone saying they have "thousands" of clients running their shitty backwoods outsourcing operation or are booked for 17 years and do adult web design but they are full of shit.

So an opportunity like that (if it's even real) is very good pay for anyone/freelancers who actually want to do it full-time and actually make some real money doing it.
Agree completely :) Everyone is full of shit :)

v4 media 03-29-2011 03:36 AM

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Originally Posted by RadicalSights (Post 18011023)
dream on :1orglaugh

What you want to see my invoices? 50 galleries a week you pull in 52 grand a year.

freelanceporndesigner 03-29-2011 03:43 AM

Is it stressful pumping all that stuff out v4 media?

Tantrixxx 03-29-2011 03:50 AM

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Originally Posted by v4 media (Post 18011030)
What you want to see my invoices?

I would cause i dont buy it either. I knew a guy back in the late 90's who was banging it pretty good for a few years with design. I got in touch with him a year or two ago to see what he was up to. Said he left adult design years ago. basically said it's a dead industry to be in. his name was Kidred.

Oracle Porn 03-29-2011 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kelli58 (Post 18010547)
Not to be offensive to anyone where but when did $4k a month for a job that requires you to be on-site become a "great opportunity"? It's $48,000 a year for a full time job. I don't know ... just doesn't seem like that is all that much money. Maybe I just didn't understand how little an artist makes or something.

web designers are a dime a dozen, $4k/month jobs aren't. :2cents:

v4 media 03-29-2011 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by freelanceporndesigner (Post 18011036)
Is it stressful pumping all that stuff out v4 media?

Can be, sometimes it'll take 12 hours, other days 5.

v4 media 03-29-2011 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Tantrixxx (Post 18011044)
I would cause i dont buy it either. I knew a guy back in the late 90's who was banging it pretty good for a few years with design. I got in touch with him a year or two ago to see what he was up to. Said he left adult design years ago. basically said it's a dead industry to be in. his name was Kidred.


It's a quantity thing, just look over the posts on the page, someone wants 20 gals built, someone else want stuff done, the majority of designers are lazy, and their time management skills suck. Work 12 hours a day if you have to and you'll make $$ even doing cheap stuff.

Last weekend someone wanted 30 banners, so instead of going out Saturday I did 30 banners. $300.

Other person wants a mobile site designed not coded, $150. for 3 hours work.

The work is there. I don't consider myself a good designer, but I do get the job done.


Not that $48k a year for an 8 hour day isn't a good wage it is. But it's possible to do that freelancing, may need to to a few more hours.

gimme-website 03-29-2011 04:03 AM

$50k is only $190 per day if you work a 5 day week. Easy to acheive...

Tantrixxx 03-29-2011 04:14 AM

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Originally Posted by v4 media (Post 18011051)
the majority of designers are lazy, and their time management skills suck. Work 12 hours a day if you have to and you'll make $$ even doing cheap stuff.

i think most people are just not willing to work for free. $20 for a gallery is NUTS. That's what an animated banner usually costs. :2 cents:

CamTraffic 03-29-2011 04:18 AM

wow! what a great opportunity for someone! good luck!

v4 media 03-29-2011 05:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Tantrixxx (Post 18011060)
i think most people are just not willing to work for free. $20 for a gallery is NUTS. That's what an animated banner usually costs. :2 cents:

True but 10 galleries at $20 is better than none at $40.

if you already have the templates/logos and all the coding done. Switch out a header and the graphics in photoshop, crop 15 thumbs/cut up a vid and voila.

$200 for a good days work. Even if you're starting off and they take you longer, once done you have a good batch of templates to work from, so next time you'll be quicker.

Keep galleries simple and use html over graphics where possible, dont fill a page with stuff for the sake of it.

Tantrixxx 03-29-2011 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by v4 media (Post 18011142)
True but 10 galleries at $20 is better than none at $40.
$200 for a good days work..

Well no offence but your gallerys must not look very good if you're able to do 10 of them in one day. Theres differences between the quality of gallerys. A really good looking gallery takes time to design... there are gallerys out there that would be almost equal in quality to a nice paysite page tour... and I bet they convert too...

so when you really think about.. paying $40 for a real nice gallery page is nothing considering only one sale from it might make you $30.00+... then any sales after that is basically all profit.

so you invested 40.00 on a gallery that over the years will bring in who knows how many sales. But guaranteed much more than $40 worth of sales.

v4 media 03-29-2011 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tantrixxx (Post 18011237)
Well no offence but your gallerys must not look very good if you're able to do 10 of them in one day. Theres differences between the quality of gallerys. A really good looking gallery takes time to design... there are gallerys out there that would be almost equal in quality to a nice paysite page tour... and I bet they convert too...

so when you really think about.. paying $40 for a real nice gallery page is nothing considering only one sale from it might make you $30.00+... then any sales after that is basically all profit.

so you invested 40.00 on a gallery that over the years will bring in who knows how many sales. But guaranteed much more than $40 worth of sales.

o.k I designed 10,000+ galleries for bangbros over 7 years but obviously I don't know what I'm doing, thanks for the tip.

mightyjoe 03-29-2011 06:37 AM

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Originally Posted by mightyjoe (Post 18010234)
wow! what a great opportunity for someone! good luck!

if you work at your attic.... but its not. you have to live in montreal, rent $1k house. how about your foods, bills, etc?

Dappz 03-29-2011 06:39 AM

wow this is a nice opportunity ;)

Machete_ 03-29-2011 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kelli58 (Post 18010547)
Not to be offensive to anyone where but when did $4k a month for a job that requires you to be on-site become a "great opportunity"? It's $48,000 a year for a full time job. I don't know ... just doesn't seem like that is all that much money. Maybe I just didn't understand how little an artist makes or something.

Actually it's not $4, it's $3k because they take out $1k out of it for house rent.

And your point is very valid - for a quality designer anyway. But crap / cookie cutter designers (like czarina etc.) would jump all over it.

irwin99 03-29-2011 06:44 AM

You all are forgetting 50% taxes in Canada, plus Montreal is an ice box in the winter and hot as hell in the summer, so be prepared to pay utilities of $1000/mo. on top of your rent. Living expenses overall are very expensive, from groceries (add 30% to US prices) to gasoline ($5/gallon) to car insurance ($2k+ a year). Really $48k is maybe enough to live on, but not a great life. The city is also a Hatian and Lebonese hell hole.

Hope you aren't a smoker or drinker because cigarettes are $10+ a pack and alcohol is double the price in the US.

Tantrixxx 03-29-2011 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by v4 media (Post 18011275)
o.k I designed 10,000+ galleries for bangbros over 7 years but obviously I don't know what I'm doing, thanks for the tip.

Where are they all? You don't even have a portfolio site. Or are you getting all the work outsourced to you from that crappy Zuzana Design outsourcing hole since I see it listed in your profile. They be real good at that.

Either way if you did then you got gypped big time. Bangbros has tons of $.
Stop making others rich. And try making yourself rich instead. Doing $20 gallery pages won't.

No one can produce 10 gallery pages a day and say they are high quality.
They have to be all cookie cutter templates. Basically what you already described them as being.

v4 media 03-29-2011 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Tantrixxx (Post 18011388)
Where are they all?

And if you did then you got gypped big time. Bangbros has tons of $.
Stop making others rich. And try making yourself rich instead. Doing $20 gallery pages won't.

No one can produce 10 gallery pages a day and say they are high quality.
They have to be all cookie cutter templates.

In Bangbros's webmaster area.

What you fail to understand is that if a client wants multiple galleries for low prices they will get them, if however they want to spend more and get better quality they will get them too. But there's a lot less of that kind of work around.
Did I get 'gypped big time' I dont think so I put in the hours and got the $$..

Also I dont recall saying they were high quality, what they are $20 galleries, they will never be the Sistine chapel, they do however work, otherwise bangbros would not have used my services for 7 years.



Nice edit.. I have no idea why you mention Zuzana Design, I have never done any outsourced work.

I havent a portfolio site.. yes I have, I just choose to show it the people who need to see it.

o.k if you code something, you use the code you already have or do you open up notepad and start from scratch.

Why am I talking to you anyway.. who are you. what do you do in this industry?

bluevision 03-29-2011 07:23 AM

Sounds like a very very nice offer and good luck to whoever gets to work there!

Tantrixxx 03-29-2011 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by v4 media (Post 18011408)
In Bangbros's webmaster area.

Oh Ok. Well good luck.

MrBottomTooth 03-29-2011 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by irwin99 (Post 18011325)
You all are forgetting 50% taxes in Canada, .

that's a bit of an exaggeration.

Altwebdesign 03-29-2011 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RadicalSights (Post 18011007)
Because no one who does adult web design on their own (freelancers) makes 50 grand a year doing it. Sure you might see someone saying they have "thousands" of clients :1orglaugh running their shitty backwoods outsourcing operation or are booked for 17 years and do adult web design but they are full of shit.

So an opportunity like that (if it's even real) is very good pay for anyone/freelancers who actually want to do it full-time and actually make some real money doing it.

My friend here might go crazy and express his opinions in some crazy ways at times, but here he makes a good point!

AnimeFevers 03-29-2011 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by mightyjoe (Post 18011303)
if you work at your attic.... but its not. you have to live in montreal, rent $1k house. how about your foods, bills, etc?

Well atleast it's an experience :D If you don't think you're going to enjoy working in Montreal with a 3k budget there's no point applying.

Like what people said previously, it's not bad in our current economy.

Baicuk 03-29-2011 08:35 AM

I
 
such a proposal, I think there is a designer PROFESSIONAL

h3ads.com 03-29-2011 08:46 AM

Nice offer. If you consider freelance designers let us know.

fris 03-29-2011 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by BJ (Post 18010976)
More infos please:):1orglaugh

Maybe his mother is on staff for egg salad lunches

madawgz 03-29-2011 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomerSimpson (Post 18010962)
great deal for someone!
do you need a coder? :winkwink:

yeah, if you code php shoot me an email

fris 03-29-2011 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz (Post 18011822)
yeah, if you code php shoot me an email

i seriously doubt anything will come from this thread on the hiring front.

from your credit report you can hardly afford paying someone 4k a month

BJ 03-29-2011 09:32 PM

This thread is starting to deliver. So is this a fake job offer to make yourself appear to be some type of business?

BJ 03-29-2011 09:45 PM

I knew there was something wrong. Madawgz has a history of warez and CP

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=785763

BJ 03-29-2011 09:52 PM

Madawgz old site:disgust

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/6625/fuckedes9.jpg

BJ 03-29-2011 09:53 PM

More on Madawgz shady past

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/3515/mad5bl0.jpg

Young 03-29-2011 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyRob (Post 18010621)
Fucking great deal for someone who is homeless.

fixed that for you

taken300 03-30-2011 12:41 AM

I can provide you 2 people in $4000/month and the quality is far more better than what you ever thought of... Buzz me if still looking.. Cheers!!

fris 03-30-2011 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by BJ (Post 18013494)

yep thats him, hes also banned on this forum with his old nick.

BJ 03-30-2011 05:59 AM

bump for a great opportunity:)


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