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MrGusMuller 03-30-2011 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by v4 media (Post 18011142)
True but 10 galleries at $20 is better than none at $40.

if you already have the templates/logos and all the coding done. Switch out a header and the graphics in photoshop, crop 15 thumbs/cut up a vid and voila.

$200 for a good days work. Even if you're starting off and they take you longer, once done you have a good batch of templates to work from, so next time you'll be quicker.

Keep galleries simple and use html over graphics where possible, dont fill a page with stuff for the sake of it.


tnks for the tips :2 cents::2 cents:

adultchatpay 03-30-2011 07:51 AM

wow! what a great opportunity for someone! good luck!

fris 03-30-2011 08:31 AM

where is fatfoo with his autoresponse

BJ 03-30-2011 09:03 AM

someone must have a pic of Madawgz, so we can evaluate him on his looks

czarina 03-30-2011 09:05 AM

here's my bit of input:

wow! what a great opportunity for someone! good luck!

hahahhah

theloller 03-30-2011 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by irwin99 (Post 18011325)
You all are forgetting 50% taxes in Canada, plus Montreal is an ice box in the winter and hot as hell in the summer, so be prepared to pay utilities of $1000/mo. on top of your rent. Living expenses overall are very expensive, from groceries (add 30% to US prices) to gasoline ($5/gallon) to car insurance ($2k+ a year). Really $48k is maybe enough to live on, but not a great life. The city is also a Hatian and Lebonese hell hole.

Hope you aren't a smoker or drinker because cigarettes are $10+ a pack and alcohol is double the price in the US.

well ... considered this thing ....

i need 10.000 $ / month to come to montreal.

Sid70 03-30-2011 09:47 AM

Miracles do not happen, but its nice to see the try.

Agent 488 03-30-2011 09:48 AM

to get the job you have to sign up for a free trial at platimun bucks first.

AMDWarrior 03-30-2011 09:59 AM

Say what?

pristine 03-30-2011 10:22 AM

who makes more money madawgz or stickyfingerz

Machete_ 03-30-2011 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by BJ (Post 18014350)
someone must have a pic of Madawgz, so we can evaluate him on his looks

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d1.../IMAGE_077.jpg


http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d1.../IMAGE_078.jpg

fris 03-30-2011 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 18014453)
to get the job you have to sign up for a free trial at platimun bucks first.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

lazycash 03-30-2011 12:45 PM

I wonder if the position comes with free online poker lessons from Madawgz?

Kiopa_Matt 03-30-2011 12:53 PM

$4000/month for Montreal? I spend at least $3000/month in NE Thailand, and my life isn't anything to be envious over. $4000/month in Montreal would be enough to work, sleep, and slowly go deeper into debt each month.

Deej 03-30-2011 12:54 PM

Madawgz likes trannies...

mafia_man 03-30-2011 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiopa_Matt (Post 18015126)
$4000/month for Montreal? I spend at least $3000/month in NE Thailand, and my life isn't anything to be envious over. $4000/month in Montreal would be enough to work, sleep, and slowly go deeper into debt each month.

You're doing it wrong.

How the fuck can you spend $3000 a month in Isaan?

AnimeFevers 03-30-2011 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiopa_Matt (Post 18015126)
$4000/month for Montreal? I spend at least $3000/month in NE Thailand, and my life isn't anything to be envious over. $4000/month in Montreal would be enough to work, sleep, and slowly go deeper into debt each month.

lol WTF are you on? Are you saying you spend $700 a week on luxuries?

mvc333 03-30-2011 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by PornoMonster (Post 18010833)
With this Economy, and lack of jobs, $48,000 is a good sum.
That is $23 an hour, with min wage at like $7.50 ish and outsourcing overseas at $3-$4 an hour or less. Run on but I am tired, you get the point.

There is NO lack of jobs in the field of qualified web developers. It is a very in demand field and there are not enough qualified people atm. How do I know? I have my degree in software engineering :p If you mean someone who knows basic html+css yeah that is a lot of money. If you mean someone who understands how to integrate ajax and jquery, use php or asp.net configure proper databases with tuning and maintenance and stored procedures, transactional based systems, have a proper understanding of REST, XML, XSLT, JSON, Semantic Markup, etc whatever particulars the job requires..... then 48k is an absolute joke. For the US anyway. You may end up getting someone qualified that is not from the US for that money.

B.Barnato 03-30-2011 08:21 PM

basement balling'

+

100 dollar IKEA couch

B.Barnato 03-30-2011 08:22 PM

he have disgusting fingers

harvey 03-30-2011 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by mvc333 (Post 18016144)
There is NO lack of jobs in the field of qualified web developers. It is a very in demand field and there are not enough qualified people atm. How do I know? I have my degree in software engineering :p If you mean someone who knows basic html+css yeah that is a lot of money. If you mean someone who understands how to integrate ajax and jquery, use php or asp.net configure proper databases with tuning and maintenance and stored procedures, transactional based systems, have a proper understanding of REST, XML, XSLT, JSON, Semantic Markup, etc whatever particulars the job requires..... then 48k is an absolute joke. For the US anyway. You may end up getting someone qualified that is not from the US for that money.

you are right. And righter :thumbsup

mafia_man 03-31-2011 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by harvey (Post 18016250)
you are right. And righter :thumbsup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

fris 03-31-2011 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by B.Barnato (Post 18016149)
basement balling'

+

100 dollar IKEA couch

his moms basement

BJ 04-17-2011 06:26 AM

has this position been filled?

fris 04-17-2011 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by BJ (Post 18064107)
has this position been filled?

due to getting grounded by his mother, and allowance being taken away, this position is being put on hold.

sponsornetworks 04-17-2011 07:54 AM

very good jobs

ArielRebel 04-17-2011 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by djroof (Post 18009875)
time to start study web design :P

design is not that hard.. it's the slicing and coding that's more complicated :)

Fucksakes 04-17-2011 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by AnimeFevers (Post 18016126)
lol WTF are you on? Are you saying you spend $700 a week on luxuries?

yeah no kidding.

Harmon 04-17-2011 10:02 AM

Is this post a joke?

AnimeFevers 04-17-2011 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by ArielRebel (Post 18064349)
design is not that hard.. it's the slicing and coding that's more complicated :)

Thats the part I hate :(

Coding makes me wanna smash something :1orglaugh

R3nato 04-17-2011 12:49 PM

great offer over here


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