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Tantrixxx 03-29-2011 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by v4 media (Post 18011275)
o.k I designed 10,000+ galleries for bangbros over 7 years but obviously I don't know what I'm doing, thanks for the tip.

Where are they all? You don't even have a portfolio site. Or are you getting all the work outsourced to you from that crappy Zuzana Design outsourcing hole since I see it listed in your profile. They be real good at that.

Either way if you did then you got gypped big time. Bangbros has tons of $.
Stop making others rich. And try making yourself rich instead. Doing $20 gallery pages won't.

No one can produce 10 gallery pages a day and say they are high quality.
They have to be all cookie cutter templates. Basically what you already described them as being.

v4 media 03-29-2011 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Tantrixxx (Post 18011388)
Where are they all?

And if you did then you got gypped big time. Bangbros has tons of $.
Stop making others rich. And try making yourself rich instead. Doing $20 gallery pages won't.

No one can produce 10 gallery pages a day and say they are high quality.
They have to be all cookie cutter templates.

In Bangbros's webmaster area.

What you fail to understand is that if a client wants multiple galleries for low prices they will get them, if however they want to spend more and get better quality they will get them too. But there's a lot less of that kind of work around.
Did I get 'gypped big time' I dont think so I put in the hours and got the $$..

Also I dont recall saying they were high quality, what they are $20 galleries, they will never be the Sistine chapel, they do however work, otherwise bangbros would not have used my services for 7 years.



Nice edit.. I have no idea why you mention Zuzana Design, I have never done any outsourced work.

I havent a portfolio site.. yes I have, I just choose to show it the people who need to see it.

o.k if you code something, you use the code you already have or do you open up notepad and start from scratch.

Why am I talking to you anyway.. who are you. what do you do in this industry?

bluevision 03-29-2011 07:23 AM

Sounds like a very very nice offer and good luck to whoever gets to work there!

Tantrixxx 03-29-2011 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by v4 media (Post 18011408)
In Bangbros's webmaster area.

Oh Ok. Well good luck.

MrBottomTooth 03-29-2011 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by irwin99 (Post 18011325)
You all are forgetting 50% taxes in Canada, .

that's a bit of an exaggeration.

Altwebdesign 03-29-2011 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by RadicalSights (Post 18011007)
Because no one who does adult web design on their own (freelancers) makes 50 grand a year doing it. Sure you might see someone saying they have "thousands" of clients :1orglaugh running their shitty backwoods outsourcing operation or are booked for 17 years and do adult web design but they are full of shit.

So an opportunity like that (if it's even real) is very good pay for anyone/freelancers who actually want to do it full-time and actually make some real money doing it.

My friend here might go crazy and express his opinions in some crazy ways at times, but here he makes a good point!

AnimeFevers 03-29-2011 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by mightyjoe (Post 18011303)
if you work at your attic.... but its not. you have to live in montreal, rent $1k house. how about your foods, bills, etc?

Well atleast it's an experience :D If you don't think you're going to enjoy working in Montreal with a 3k budget there's no point applying.

Like what people said previously, it's not bad in our current economy.

Baicuk 03-29-2011 08:35 AM

I
 
such a proposal, I think there is a designer PROFESSIONAL

h3ads.com 03-29-2011 08:46 AM

Nice offer. If you consider freelance designers let us know.

fris 03-29-2011 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by BJ (Post 18010976)
More infos please:):1orglaugh

Maybe his mother is on staff for egg salad lunches

madawgz 03-29-2011 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by HomerSimpson (Post 18010962)
great deal for someone!
do you need a coder? :winkwink:

yeah, if you code php shoot me an email

fris 03-29-2011 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by madawgz (Post 18011822)
yeah, if you code php shoot me an email

i seriously doubt anything will come from this thread on the hiring front.

from your credit report you can hardly afford paying someone 4k a month

BJ 03-29-2011 09:32 PM

This thread is starting to deliver. So is this a fake job offer to make yourself appear to be some type of business?

BJ 03-29-2011 09:45 PM

I knew there was something wrong. Madawgz has a history of warez and CP

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=785763

BJ 03-29-2011 09:52 PM

Madawgz old site:disgust

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/6625/fuckedes9.jpg

BJ 03-29-2011 09:53 PM

More on Madawgz shady past

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/3515/mad5bl0.jpg

Young 03-29-2011 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyRob (Post 18010621)
Fucking great deal for someone who is homeless.

fixed that for you

taken300 03-30-2011 12:41 AM

I can provide you 2 people in $4000/month and the quality is far more better than what you ever thought of... Buzz me if still looking.. Cheers!!

fris 03-30-2011 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by BJ (Post 18013494)

yep thats him, hes also banned on this forum with his old nick.

BJ 03-30-2011 05:59 AM

bump for a great opportunity:)

MrGusMuller 03-30-2011 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by v4 media (Post 18011142)
True but 10 galleries at $20 is better than none at $40.

if you already have the templates/logos and all the coding done. Switch out a header and the graphics in photoshop, crop 15 thumbs/cut up a vid and voila.

$200 for a good days work. Even if you're starting off and they take you longer, once done you have a good batch of templates to work from, so next time you'll be quicker.

Keep galleries simple and use html over graphics where possible, dont fill a page with stuff for the sake of it.


tnks for the tips :2 cents::2 cents:

adultchatpay 03-30-2011 07:51 AM

wow! what a great opportunity for someone! good luck!

fris 03-30-2011 08:31 AM

where is fatfoo with his autoresponse

BJ 03-30-2011 09:03 AM

someone must have a pic of Madawgz, so we can evaluate him on his looks

czarina 03-30-2011 09:05 AM

here's my bit of input:

wow! what a great opportunity for someone! good luck!

hahahhah

theloller 03-30-2011 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by irwin99 (Post 18011325)
You all are forgetting 50% taxes in Canada, plus Montreal is an ice box in the winter and hot as hell in the summer, so be prepared to pay utilities of $1000/mo. on top of your rent. Living expenses overall are very expensive, from groceries (add 30% to US prices) to gasoline ($5/gallon) to car insurance ($2k+ a year). Really $48k is maybe enough to live on, but not a great life. The city is also a Hatian and Lebonese hell hole.

Hope you aren't a smoker or drinker because cigarettes are $10+ a pack and alcohol is double the price in the US.

well ... considered this thing ....

i need 10.000 $ / month to come to montreal.

Sid70 03-30-2011 09:47 AM

Miracles do not happen, but its nice to see the try.

Agent 488 03-30-2011 09:48 AM

to get the job you have to sign up for a free trial at platimun bucks first.

AMDWarrior 03-30-2011 09:59 AM

Say what?

pristine 03-30-2011 10:22 AM

who makes more money madawgz or stickyfingerz

Machete_ 03-30-2011 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by BJ (Post 18014350)
someone must have a pic of Madawgz, so we can evaluate him on his looks

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d1.../IMAGE_077.jpg


http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d1.../IMAGE_078.jpg

fris 03-30-2011 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 18014453)
to get the job you have to sign up for a free trial at platimun bucks first.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

lazycash 03-30-2011 12:45 PM

I wonder if the position comes with free online poker lessons from Madawgz?

Kiopa_Matt 03-30-2011 12:53 PM

$4000/month for Montreal? I spend at least $3000/month in NE Thailand, and my life isn't anything to be envious over. $4000/month in Montreal would be enough to work, sleep, and slowly go deeper into debt each month.

Deej 03-30-2011 12:54 PM

Madawgz likes trannies...

mafia_man 03-30-2011 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiopa_Matt (Post 18015126)
$4000/month for Montreal? I spend at least $3000/month in NE Thailand, and my life isn't anything to be envious over. $4000/month in Montreal would be enough to work, sleep, and slowly go deeper into debt each month.

You're doing it wrong.

How the fuck can you spend $3000 a month in Isaan?

AnimeFevers 03-30-2011 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiopa_Matt (Post 18015126)
$4000/month for Montreal? I spend at least $3000/month in NE Thailand, and my life isn't anything to be envious over. $4000/month in Montreal would be enough to work, sleep, and slowly go deeper into debt each month.

lol WTF are you on? Are you saying you spend $700 a week on luxuries?

mvc333 03-30-2011 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by PornoMonster (Post 18010833)
With this Economy, and lack of jobs, $48,000 is a good sum.
That is $23 an hour, with min wage at like $7.50 ish and outsourcing overseas at $3-$4 an hour or less. Run on but I am tired, you get the point.

There is NO lack of jobs in the field of qualified web developers. It is a very in demand field and there are not enough qualified people atm. How do I know? I have my degree in software engineering :p If you mean someone who knows basic html+css yeah that is a lot of money. If you mean someone who understands how to integrate ajax and jquery, use php or asp.net configure proper databases with tuning and maintenance and stored procedures, transactional based systems, have a proper understanding of REST, XML, XSLT, JSON, Semantic Markup, etc whatever particulars the job requires..... then 48k is an absolute joke. For the US anyway. You may end up getting someone qualified that is not from the US for that money.

B.Barnato 03-30-2011 08:21 PM

basement balling'

+

100 dollar IKEA couch

B.Barnato 03-30-2011 08:22 PM

he have disgusting fingers


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