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DBS.US 04-03-2011 02:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mizmiz (Post 18028303)
Then she asks, what do u sell? whats ur url?
Tell her you made a simple computer program that runs thousands of Craigslist ads sending visitors to AdultFrindFinder.

What do you do in porn?

AnimeFevers 04-03-2011 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by mizmiz (Post 18028184)
Hey man you dont mess with mizmiz cause hes crazy so stfu and suck my dick you piece of shit loser.
and BTW I dont think 195 pounds of muscles looks like that.
Im hot man and sexy. Im so hot I fucked ur dad in the ass.
Your so hot you fucked his dad in his ass??? WTF :Oh crap

woj 04-03-2011 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by mizmiz (Post 18028303)
Then she asks, what do u sell? whats ur url?
you either tell her the truth, or just improvise, use some imagination, it's not rocket science... tell her you are a marketing consultant and that you don't actually run any sites, if she accidentally one day sees porn on your screen, you can just say "yea, I didn't want to take on this gig, but they paid $100k so I figured why not?"... tell her they are one of many clients, make some fake $100k invoice leave it on the desk... or better yet, pretend your fax is broken and ask her to fax it over from work to a free fax number you setup online.. lol.. etc..

it's really not hard at all... :2 cents:

Sharky 04-03-2011 04:06 PM
My girlfriend has no issues with porn, in fact she enjoys all the "Freebies" I get and has her friends asking for some toys too!

marlboroack 04-03-2011 05:00 PM
If she doesn't like Porn her vagina smells worse than my asshole

SuckOnThis 04-03-2011 10:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mizmiz (Post 18028184)
Im so hot I fucked ur dad in the ass.

This is most likely your problem with women, not that you 'work' in porn.

MetaMan 04-03-2011 10:31 PM
Who the fuck cares what a woman thinks?

Send her a random text calling her a different name. "Hey Ashley im totally wasted what are you up to tonight?".

Then ignore her incoming texts.

This will piss her off and i guarantee you will be in control. Women dont give a fuck what you do, they just want to test you to see if they can be in control. When they feel like they have lost control they will be all over you.

cooldude7 04-03-2011 11:17 PM
i tell people ,
i do online marketing/seo,
they ask url , i show them site looks like 90's.

cam_girls 04-04-2011 01:21 AM
you don't have to MAKE PORN

to WORK WITH PORN

There's obviously PRIMARY, SECONDARY and TERNARY Adult Industries here!

HomerSimpson 04-04-2011 02:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cooldude7 (Post 18029397)
i tell people ,
i do online marketing/seo,
they ask url , i show them site looks like 90's.
way to go...

Pornopat 04-04-2011 03:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mizmiz (Post 18028184)
Im hot man and sexy. Im so hot I fucked ur dad in the ass.
I see another potential reason why she was shocked....

BJ 04-04-2011 03:15 AM
you all been trolled

mizmiz 04-04-2011 12:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 18029350)
Who the fuck cares what a woman thinks?

Send her a random text calling her a different name. "Hey Ashley im totally wasted what are you up to tonight?".

Then ignore her incoming texts.

This will piss her off and i guarantee you will be in control. Women dont give a fuck what you do, they just want to test you to see if they can be in control. When they feel like they have lost control they will be all over you.
Thats some good advice, you must be black!
I will try that one day.

V_RocKs 04-04-2011 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by XTCash (Post 18028127)
Seriously ...:thumbsup
The biggest mistake that makes a man when he wants to return his love that does not give her enough time to think about what she did wrong. You should give her time to her to think what she did. If you live together, then relocated for some time to your friends or you can move to another room.

You must show her that you can live without it. To do this you must look good. Make a new haircut, buy new clothes. Looks trendy. Meet new people. Be energetic, positive, smiling, joking with everybody. Show everyone that you are not depressed. Go to parties. You can even flirt with the girls, but only a flirtation, nothing more, no kissing and sex.
Works every time.

CaptainHowdy 04-04-2011 12:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BJ (Post 18029621)
you all been trolled
How dare you! :mad: ...

american pervert 04-04-2011 04:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cam_girls (Post 18029505)
you don't have to MAKE PORN

to WORK WITH PORN

There's obviously PRIMARY, SECONDARY and TERNARY Adult Industries here!
yup! just like the guys who stack the store shelves with porn mags. they work with porn too.

cam_girls 04-04-2011 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by american pervert (Post 18031969)
yup! just like the guys who stack the store shelves with porn mags. they work with porn too.

If you work in the studio MAKING porn that would be a PRIMARY Adult Industry.
You are the MINERS and FARMERS getting the RAW MATERIALS.

If you work with porn, PROCESSING the raw images and data that would be the SECONDARY Adult Industry.
We are the FACTORIES making the raw materials into consumer products.

If you work in an Adult shop then that would be a TERNARY Adult Industry.
i.e. other than PRODUCING or PROCESSING of raw materials. They are the TEACHERS, WRITERS, TRANSPPORT and SHOPKEEPERS who work with the final product.

Anyway, if you don't get it, you don't get it!

thickcash_amo 04-04-2011 04:44 PM
sorry man but you messed up...belive me from experience, NEVER tell a woman your just dating you work in porn. your in "affiliate marketing"...remember this

Vendzilla 04-04-2011 04:45 PM
I don't know what you guys are, I'm an "Account Executive!" and business owner

scubadiver626 04-04-2011 07:19 PM
holy shit, I clicked your sig.

http://www.meatspin.com/

I sat there for 27 spins, wondering where the fuck the filipinas were. funny shit.

IamShaider 04-04-2011 07:58 PM
should have fucked her first before telling..

cam_girls 04-04-2011 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by IamShaider (Post 18032489)
should have fucked her first before telling..

Yeh but how do you explain the video camera in the bedroom?


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