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Paul Markham 04-04-2011 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty D (Post 18028327)
LOL at Paul comparing Magazine's ordering shoots to recurring monthly porn customers.

I know, there's absolutely no comparison between a customer spending $360 a year for 10 years and a customer spending $1,000s a month for 20 years. One guy spent $3,600 for the entire 10 years and the other has spent $3,600 in one month. In fact the 5-6 girl sets with the US and UK license were sold for $4500 each.

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Originally Posted by james_clickmemedia (Post 18028347)
why you being a dick?

Because he's a dick.

Tell me one thing that's not true about what I said.

He lies repeatedly.

I don't live in a shithole potato farming village, it's a nice village and the main crop here is wine. I don't need a colostomy bag.

Yes I'm getting on, but I see things with the knowledge of experience. Just amazing that someone is whooping for joy over 1 customer spending so little.

He's young, he will learn. And then he will have more respect. And be telling youngsters the same as I'm telling him.

iMind 04-04-2011 02:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18029585)

He lies repeatedly.


Magic join links anyone ?

Paul, you're too old to get it, but GTFO.

Bake 04-04-2011 03:05 AM

Most pople have always under valued re-bills,
My best as an affiliate was 42 , I'm not sure how that was as I thought at best the card would expire at 36. FTV girls still send me checks and I haven't made new site in 5 years. If your not selling one of the products on the market already click my sig

Paul Markham 04-04-2011 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Bake (Post 18029604)
Most pople have always under valued re-bills,

Agreed 100%.

This industry spends most of it's money on getting an initial sale and a small amount on keeping the sale rebilling.

And then whoops for joy when the average retention is a few months. :upsidedow

Business is all about customer satisfaction. We just thought it was all about him having no options.

When we were giving him 1,000s of options. By opening 1,000s of similar sites. :Oh crap

BJ 04-04-2011 03:20 AM

If only you could smell the internet.

GatorB 04-04-2011 04:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18028191)
But I thought you were doing fine. :1orglaugh

When you've had the same customer buy from you for 20 years come back and boast about it. A customer who spent $1,000s every month.

Amazing how some people whoop for joy when a customer spends $30 for 2.5 years = $900 less costs. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

What will save your ass next week?

Man I'm not sure why you are being a dick. Who in the fuck are you anyways? Besides some old sad pervert who probably can't get it up without a handful of viagra?

dazzling 04-04-2011 05:58 AM

I got this Chinese student being staying in my house for 2 years now, his parents are so fuckin rich they give him $30,000 a month. Now the rent I charge him is only $440 a month for a small room, but he lives here because he wants to practice his English. In the driveway he has parked his Ferrari which he has not driven yet because he has no drivers license.
Ive signed him up (under my affiliate link of course) to every porn website I can think of, he just lets them all rebill every month and does not give a stuff. I dont even think he hardly looks at the things. The thing is that some people have got so much money they just dont give a stuff about the cost of rebills. Its easier then having to signup again later. These people are whales and if you sign one its almost like printing money because it goes on for years, even decades.

Paul Markham 04-04-2011 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 18029742)
Man I'm not sure why you are being a dick. Who in the fuck are you anyways? Besides some old sad pervert who probably can't get it up without a handful of viagra?

I can only tell you who I'm not.

I'm not someone who can't believe a customer is still buying from me after a few years. And not someone who is so impressed by it he needs to spam it on GFY.

Maybe you are impressed by it.

I'm not sad, not a pervert. I'm very happy and me sexual tastes are pretty straight. :thumbsup

Porko 04-04-2011 08:49 AM

I love rebills so much :)

xxweekxx 04-04-2011 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by BVF (Post 18028257)
Everybody has upswings and downswings...difference is that you're on the downswing for the rest of your existence.....Have you borrowed that camera for your solo girl shoot yet?

I'm whooping for joy when a customer is LOYAL enough to stick around that long....You whoop for joy because you think you're living large in your shithole potato farming village......Difference is, I'm still young, healthy as a horse **knock on wood**, with more than half of my life ahead of me...

So go drain THAT out of your colostomy bag, dry it, grind it up, put it in your pipe and smoke it old bastard.

ownage:pimp

INever 04-04-2011 09:54 AM

50 tossed out credit card statements....

_Richard_ 04-04-2011 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by BVF (Post 18028257)
Everybody has upswings and downswings...difference is that you're on the downswing for the rest of your existence.....Have you borrowed that camera for your solo girl shoot yet?

I'm whooping for joy when a customer is LOYAL enough to stick around that long....You whoop for joy because you think you're living large in your shithole potato farming village......Difference is, I'm still young, healthy as a horse **knock on wood**, with more than half of my life ahead of me...

So go drain THAT out of your colostomy bag, dry it, grind it up, put it in your pipe and smoke it old bastard.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

V_RocKs 04-04-2011 10:13 AM

I have some meat dollars and brain cash rebillers that have been going for about 5 to 6 years... Probably have some CCBILL too...

BVF 04-04-2011 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18029585)
He lies repeatedly. .


Really, name ONE!

And you better come with some proof.....


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