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MediaGuy 04-11-2011 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onedree (Post 18047009)
Ohhhh, you're referring to the same FBI, CIA, NSA national security team that allowed Osama bin Laden and his terrorist associates to escape in 2001 under the Clinton administration ?

Clinton?

Bush Jr. was President when 9/11 happened and when Bin Laden was allowed to "escape" at Tora Bora, in 2001 or 2002...


Quote:

Originally Posted by onedree (Post 18047009)
You certainly are, not to mention gullible, naive, uninformed and a bag of hot air.

You are qualified to call people this, you seem to live in a glass house...

.

michael.kickass 04-11-2011 07:10 AM

Definitely funny

Babaganoosh 04-11-2011 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onwebcam (Post 18047518)
(2) A child born out of wedlock in a foreign country to an American citizen mother and an alien father or U.S. Citizen father gains U.S. citizenship at birth if the mother had been physically present in the United States for a continuous period of 1 year prior to the child's birth. (See 8 U.S.C. 1409(c).) The child will gain the citizenship of the father only if the laws of the nation of which the father is a citizen so provide.


http://law.justia.com/cfr/title32/32...30.0.16.5.html

Now I guess we're back to where was he born???, smart guy.. You can't be two places at once.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ann_Dunham

onedree 04-11-2011 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 18047499)
What's with all of the trolls pretending to be girls? That's just pathetic.

Wow! That is an amaaaazingly awesome response. Harvard debating team? :1orglaugh
I suppose your little delicate ego was bruised?
Nothing excites me more than cute little man tears :1orglaugh


Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaGuy (Post 18047531)
Clinton?

Bush Jr. was President when 9/11 happened and when Bin Laden was allowed to "escape" at Tora Bora, in 2001 or 2002...

Yes, Bill Clinton in 1996. But of course, the Democrats will not recall that.

Then

Suspected, not confirmed, suspected to be present in Tora Bora Bin Laden once again eluded capture.

Then

In 2009 Barack Hussein Obama seals his birth records, involves us in additional conflicts as he borrows many John Kerry speeches.


Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaGuy (Post 18047531)
You are qualified to call people this, you seem to live in a glass house...

.

For the statement it was originally meant, yes! . I am more than qualified.
Almost! A glass house is a must. It is extremely picturese here.
Haven't you heard, I throw stones too. :1orglaugh

Have fun kiddies. :)

onwebcam 04-11-2011 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 18047580)

That's a good one. Post a wiki on Obama's mother. I'd be willing to bet there's a fulltime staffer just for wiki. Anyway, the question is still up in the air as to where Obama was born. If he was born in Kenya his mother obviously had to be there to give birth to him. Just as his grandmother stated she and he was. Which as I posted (and just noticed "brainiac" did and didn't even notice it) she had to be "physically present in the United States for a continuous period of 1 year prior to the child's birth". Despite what wikipedia.org says considering it was only born 13-Jan-2001.

nation-x 04-11-2011 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onwebcam (Post 18047518)
Now I guess we're back to where was he born???, smart guy.. You can't be two places at once.

No, not really... I posted an answer to every stupid birther accusation. He was, in fact, born in Hawaii... but stupid people keep saying he was born in Kenya... the point of my post was to point out that it doesn't matter WHERE he was born... he is still a US citizen no matter how you try to frame it. In regards to your post... that continuous year can be at any time in the mothers life... not just contiguously with the pregnancy... because, obviously, if the birth occurred in another country then the person obviously wasn't in the US for a year prior to the birth. The law just says that she had to live in the US for a continuous year during her life before the birth.

CaptainHowdy 04-11-2011 07:55 AM

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Babaganoosh 04-11-2011 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onedree (Post 18047598)
Wow! That is an amaaaazingly awesome response. Harvard debating team? :1orglaugh
I suppose your little delicate ego was bruised?
Nothing excites me more than cute little man tears :1orglaugh




Yes, Bill Clinton in 1996. But of course, the Democrats will not recall that.

Then

Suspected, not confirmed, suspected to be present in Tora Bora Bin Laden once again eluded capture.

Then

In 2009 Barack Hussein Obama seals his birth records, involves us in additional conflicts as he borrows many John Kerry speeches.




For the statement it was originally meant, yes! . I am more than qualified.
Almost! A glass house is a must. It is extremely picturese here.
Haven't you heard, I throw stones too. :1orglaugh

Have fun kiddies. :)

I detect fat aggression! A fat, angry 20-something pretending to be a chick is even more pathetic.

onwebcam 04-11-2011 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nation-x (Post 18047667)
He was, in fact, born in Hawaii...

So can I assume you were the doctor who gave birth to him? Or are you a long lost relative who witnessed the birth and have now come to GFY to assure us all he was born there? Or were you a nurse there? What is it? Do tell. You speak so matter 'o factly as if you are the ONLY one who has seen this long form. All other living and some non-living have said otherwise. In fact I haven't heard of ANY living person who can corroborate he was born in Hawaii.. Why is that? The last person that we know of who could stated on her death bed he was born in Kenya.. I guess it's a good thing she died so she wouldn't be talking crazy after his presidency.

As far as the continuous year I guess that'll have to go to some case law. I'm sure it's out there. Considering it's all over the place as I posted it I'm going to have to assume it's been decided in my favor.

suesheboy 04-11-2011 08:07 AM

onedree you should shut up and do something useful and slurp some cook.

You will be a dried out hag in less than 10 years. Once that happens, no one will pay attention to you.

(and if you are a guy, keep looking for the precious)

EthnicLover 04-11-2011 08:13 AM

Hey onedree show us your Birth Certificate.

I'm starting to think you were not born in the United States, considering how poorly you write.

Seriously, post a photo of your actual birth certificate. I double dog dare you.

GatorB 04-11-2011 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onwebcam (Post 18047682)
So can I assume you were the doctor who gave birth to him? Or are you a long lost relative who witnessed the birth and have now come to GFY to assure us all he was born there? Or were you a nurse there? What is it? Do tell. You speak so matter 'o factly as if you are the ONLY one who has seen this long form.

And you speak as you know otherwise. where is YOUIR prove. HYPOCRITE?

Quote:

All other living and some non-living have said otherwise. In fact I haven't heard of ANY living person who can corroborate he was born in Hawaii.. Why is that? The last person that we know of who could stated on her death bed he was born in Kenya...
How come there isn't a single person other than a possibly mistaken and dead grandma that can't seem to remember a VERY white American woman giving birth in KENYA? Ok She went form the US to a foreign country she had to have a passport. Where are the records of her making this trip? There HAS to be documentation. Aslo it amazing how quick they made this trip to Kenya and back so Obama Sr could get back to Hawaii in time of his senior year at college.

Tom_PM 04-11-2011 08:18 AM

I love this crackpot shit for brains shit. Clinton let Osama Bin Laden escape, and Obama is not American.

What a brilliant scenario. Please, keep going.

nation-x 04-11-2011 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onwebcam (Post 18047682)
So can I assume you were the doctor who gave birth to him? Or are you a long lost relative who witnessed the birth and have now come to GFY to assure us all he was born there? Or were you a nurse there? What is it? Do tell. You speak so matter 'o factly as if you are the ONLY one who has seen this long form. All other living and some non-living have said otherwise. In fact I haven't heard of ANY living person who can corroborate he was born in Hawaii.. Why is that? The last person that we know of who could stated on her death bed he was born in Kenya.. I guess it's a good thing she died so she wouldn't be talking crazy after his presidency.

How do you even derive such twisted logic?


Quote:

Originally Posted by onwebcam
As far as the continuous year I guess that'll have to go to some case law. I'm sure it's out there. Considering it's all over the place as I posted it I'm going to have to assume it's been decided in my favor.

Not really... it's just that you failed to comprehend what it says. I tried to dumb it down for you but you couldn't fathom that either.

onwebcam 04-11-2011 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 18047710)
And you speak as you know otherwise. where is YOUIR prove. HYPOCRITE?

I have my long and short form right here in my desk.. It's proof BTW. And that's all the proof I need for where I was born (although I can probably find you at least 20 others who can confirm it..) I'm asking for his proof.



Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 18047710)
How come there isn't a single person other than a possibly mistaken and dead grandma that can't seem to remember a VERY white American woman giving birth in KENYA? Ok She went form the US to a foreign country she had to have a passport. Where are the records of her making this trip? There HAS to be documentation. Aslo it amazing how quick they made this trip to Kenya and back so Obama Sr could get back to Hawaii in time of his senior year at college.

"possibly mistaken and dead grandma" :1orglaugh That must have been some pretty good drugs for her to conjure up him being born in another country. I mean how do you mix up Hawaii and Kenya on any drug?

His VERY white mom spent A LOT of her life there. So did my son's mother's VERY white entire family.

College transcripts? You mean like Obama's faked one's?

Obama's Years at Columbia Are a Mystery

http://www.nysun.com/new-york/obamas...mystery/85015/


If you really want to get into the mystery..
http://www.politicalforum.com/united...-9-months.html

Rochard 04-11-2011 08:38 AM

Does anyone honestly believe that the Democratic would bet everything it had on someone they were unsure of where he was born?

Do you not think the Republican party would be up in arms if it thought for a single moment he wasn't a US citizen?

He produced a birth certificate. It's the same exact birth certificate I used to get my US passport. End of story.

nation-x 04-11-2011 08:44 AM

@onwebcam - What part of automatic citizenship do you need help understanding... as long as his mother was born as a US citizen and lived here for a continuous year at any time in her life prior to the birth of her son... he is automatically a US citizen. There is no need to produce a birth certificate when it is common knowledge (and even accepted by birthers like you) that his mother was indeed a US citizen. That is the point... it doesn't matter if he produces a birth certificate or not... by virtue of the fact that his mother meets the requirements of US citizenship and the fact that she lived here prior to the birth (she was born and raised in the US)... he is automatically a US citizen. It doesn't matter WHERE he was born... it could have been bumfuck, egypt.

Tom_PM 04-11-2011 08:45 AM

It doesn't matter what the facts are. The entire point is to stir shit. Period.

We all know that George Bush Junior never won the presidency for example. He was appointed president by virtue of the supreme court halting the vote recounts in Florida before they were done, and the extreme partisan Katherine Harris called it valid.

Just like we know that George Bush Junior allowed Osama Bin Laden to fly hijacked planes without stopping them. Prove it wrong. He even had advanced notice and got his cronies to lie to congress about them. Prove it wrong. Such as Condi Rice calling the PDB entitled "Bin Laden Determined to Attack Inside The United States" a "historical document" which merely was giving background information. It's what she said. Not my words, her own. Thats a softball for ya, prove it wrong.

Stirring shit is not a means to an end, it's an end unto itself.

J. Falcon 04-11-2011 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Black All Through (Post 18046633)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

onwebcam 04-11-2011 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nation-x (Post 18047783)
it could have been bumfuck, egypt.

If it was Bumfuck, Egypt I and MANY others want to know.. As you can see from the last college related links I posted he LIED about his college attendance. His ENTIRE existence is a mystery. I don't like not knowing who this person is... Or what he is capable of if his true colors are exposed.

onwebcam 04-11-2011 08:59 AM

Who Am I?

I was raised in one country but my father was born in another. I was not his only child. He fathered several children with a number of women.

I became very close to my mother because my father showed little interest in me. Then my mother died at an early age from cancer. Later in life, questions arose over my real name. My birth records were sketchy and no one was able to produce a reliable birth certificate.

I grow up practicing one faith, but converted to Christianity because this was widely accepted in my country. But I practiced non-traditional beliefs and did not follow mainstream Christianity.

I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and I embarked on a new career.

I wrote a book about my struggles growing up. It was clear to those who read my memoirs that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a child.

I became active in local politics when I was in my 30s and then burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office when I was in my 40s. I had a virtually non-existent resume, very little work history, and no experience in leading a single organization. Yet I was a powerful speaker who managed to draw incredibly large crowds during my public appearances.

At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign policy. I was critical of my country in the last war. But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the country's economy. I had a plan on how we could do better. I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess.

Mine was a peoples campaign. I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the traditional path of politics and was able to gain widespread popular support. I offered the people the hope that together we could change our country and the world.

I spoke on behalf of the downtrodden including persecuted minorities such as Jews, but my actual views were not widely known until after I became my nations leader. However, anyone could have easily learned what I really believed if they had simply read my writings and examined those people I associated with. But they did not.

Then I became the most powerful man in the world. And the world learned the truth.

Who am I? Scroll down for the answer, you might be suprised.



































ADOLF HITLER!

Babaganoosh 04-11-2011 09:03 AM

Discussion over

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law

PStarks 04-11-2011 09:07 AM

100 posts on this retarded crap? Only in america...

onedree 04-11-2011 09:15 AM

It is claimed that Obama graduated High school in 1979. There are, however, no records to support the claim.


blackmonsters 04-11-2011 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onwebcam (Post 18047808)
If it was Bumfuck, Egypt I and MANY others want to know.. As you can see from the last college related links I posted he LIED about his college attendance. His ENTIRE existence is a mystery. I don't like not knowing who this person is... Or what he is capable of if his true colors are exposed.

It's only a mystery to an idiot.

:1orglaugh

Vendzilla 04-11-2011 09:24 AM

Once he became president, his past became top secret. SO why worry about it?

blackmonsters 04-11-2011 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onedree (Post 18047849)
It is claimed that Obama graduated High school in 1979. There are, however, no records to support the claim.


I guess he only played basketball there :

http://www.barack-obama-bio.com/imag...basketball.jpg


:1orglaugh

Tom_PM 04-11-2011 09:29 AM

http://writenoiseni.files.wordpress..../11/cheese.jpg

BFT3K 04-11-2011 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onedree (Post 18047849)
It is claimed that Obama graduated High school in 1979. There are, however, no records to support the claim.


Of course there are no records.

He is a fucking cyborg from fucking outer space!

How many times do we have to go over this?...

http://www.FetishSoup.com/GFY//CyborgGrad.jpg

onwebcam 04-11-2011 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 18047858)
It's only a mystery to an idiot.

:1orglaugh

Ok so he lied on his application for employment and he's doing a shitty job at work.. Grounds for dismissal?

Actually it's really no mystery to me and I understand why it's kept in secret. It started at least at his first job out of college.. But likely before considering it appears as though he was being given his college credentials. As if being groomed.

onedree 04-11-2011 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 18047875)
I guess he only played basketball there :

http://www.barack-obama-bio.com/imag...basketball.jpg


:1orglaugh


Records of graduation.. not records of playing on a Basketball team.

Plz try to comprehend typed text a little better. :)

onwebcam 04-11-2011 09:35 AM

How about another lie
 
You weren't invited..

http://www.canadafreepress.com/image...82005014-2.jpg

ROCK THE VOTE June 8 2005

Oh maybe you were..

Tom_PM 04-11-2011 09:37 AM

Sowing seeds of doubt about your commander in chief. Is there a word for that?

nation-x 04-11-2011 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 18047904)
Sowing seeds of doubt about your commander in chief. Is there a word for that?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seditious_libel

HomerSimpson 04-11-2011 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Black All Through (Post 18046633)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

IllTestYourGirls 04-11-2011 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 18047904)
Sowing seeds of doubt about your commander in chief. Is there a word for that?

'Mainstream media' from 2000 to 2008. Then it was just 'Fox News'.

BFT3K 04-11-2011 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls (Post 18048204)
'Mainstream media' from 2000 to 2008. Then it was just 'Fox News'.

From 2000 to 2008 Fox called disagreeing with the administration "Un-American" and "Disrespectful" and "Not Patriotic" and referred to the President as "The Commander in Chief" - Fuck Fox Noise - only retards watch that channel anyway....

nation-x 04-11-2011 01:03 PM

I just came across this video... very interesting. Doesn't have anything to do with Obama... but there were some things mentioned about Clinton here.


papill0n 04-11-2011 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onedree (Post 18047849)
It is claimed that Obama graduated High school in 1979. There are, however, no records to support the claim.


Well maybe he fell from the moon you fucking retard :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BFT3K 04-11-2011 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 18048603)
Well maybe he fell from the moon you fucking retard :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That's what I'm saying too!

Has anyone seen his "Earth Certificate" ?

I doubt he is from this planet.

Without humanoid DNA verification I am sticking with my cyborg story.

You would have to be a complete idiot to think otherwise!

Go ahead, prove me wrong. :)


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