50 twinkies in the couch cushions.

Sorry man just seemed like it was towards me.

My sympathies. I suspected we were kindred spirits.

maybe for you and that's your opinion, I have true and real happiness in the freedom of living alone, wouldn't have it any other way

It all started when someone criticized one of my gifs today.

I am on fire and indeed now on the couch. :)

Anyhow all I ask is let me do my thing and BE NICE to me... I am sensitive... good luck on a board called GFY lol

I only EVER counterpunch. :) I am not a fighter. Last time I fought, a high school wrestling champ (i found out later) of 140 LBs kicked my ass. (took my big ass down :) ) Since i am being honest I was about 280 at the time but I was 47 he was 40.

Little fucker took me down in a NY second and I was tapping quick but not till he cococked me across the temple. Brain swelling next two days. So watch the little guys and I am no fighter. :)

You all have been MORE than kind since the first day I arrived so thanks.

Seriously, you all have been so nice to me while everyone else gets shit on all the time. :)

I sometimes want to argue with someone. hehe

(Group Hugs) :).

Just block her IP in the firewall

isn't that that dude that owns a high priced domain portfolio, or something?

Btw, can we factor in that I am doing this housework at over 280.. Im about 310 now.

So yeah, that doesnt help.

Price i paid for sitting in this chair since 1997 for 12 hours a day. EVEN THO I do all the housework, shopping ect.

Before that I was a fairly well muscled 255 and delivering pizzas up 4th floors to dorm kids for 10 hours.

So I guess i should of exercised more. Lucky I have good genes. :)

I feel great telling my troubles on this couch. Can we do this like once every 6 months. Couch thread.

Actually I am a slob. Not really. Neat freak. Just carrying a belly at 6' 3" :)

Who doesnt have a belly? shhheeesh goes with the territory around here if you do it for 10+ years.. unless you are..

a lttle limp wristed as it were...

j/k :) my childhood neighbor (god rest his soul) was gay as a jaybird (flaming) and a great guy.. plus best tippers are gay.. :)

Alright, I'll just ask.. what is with this dude. He is the guy I was arguing with earlier.. :) now 488 is going to haunt me with the image? :) lol

488 is a weird dude but then so am I. Both very misunderstood. :)

I just thank god that face is not within at least 100 miles of me.. I hope. :) LOL

hate to break it to you, but that was another case of someone playing some avatar trickery with you

Oh man. I dont even want to know. :)

It was real.. a real waste of time as always.. :)

Except talking to d-null. He is a cool dude. :thumbsup

Alright off the couch.

I just wasted 3 hours chatting to strangers. WHY do I do it. Why do you do it? That is the real question I would like from the couch. Am I looking for love in all the wrong places? Probably. :)

Thanks to everyone and have a pleasant day. :)

is Talk2MyCock.com taken?

Dude, you got no kids get rid of her, kids in posession - fucking trouble, still move away.

cut off her money

unless you have kids there is nothing to really do...doing it all...haha. yeah, its so hard being single.

i found chasing after chicks a total waste of time and a drain of energy. in the end they all end up being more or less the same. i found more happiness in finding a good one rather than dealing with all the baggage of a dozen other chicks who are increasingly fucked in the head. you'll see this the older you get, the ones who are still single are nutty, more and more every year.

this is a funny thread.

how about getting up off your lazy asses and doing something nice for your wife?
how about having some self respect and not let yourself become morbidly obese?


if that fails...then yes...stick it in her pooper..lol

maybe its that no one can stand *you* man. everyone wants to think that everyone else is the problem. regardless, everyone is free to persue their own happiness. whatever they believe it is.

Show her who`s the man by doing something like this:

yeahhhh :thumbsup

I think you can buy a membership to the Indian Tribe SlapAHo they are great. they have all sorts of training videos on how to SlapAHo and you might even be able to move to SlapAHo County.

i love this thread

+1 for that, once you have kids you'll never get away from her.

My ex-wife is still busting my balls... one day I'll get my revenge though, fucking bitch :321GFY

Never marry a White girl from a first world country.






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:thumbsup:thumbsup

Step 1 - Grow a pair. :thumbsup

Mission: Impossible.

I forgot years ago. Eva would never do such a thing.

Unless I absolutely deserve it and Eva says I always do. :1orglaugh

nah,not in my case anyways, I get girls without too much trouble, and they tend to get clingy and want to be a part of me every day, the last couple of long term girlfriends I got rid of cried and begged when I dumped them, every day being tied down just ate at me more and more to where I can't stand having somebody there day after day, and it felt like such a liberation and relief to be free and single again, I'm not even talking about freedom to look for other girls, just freedom to do my own thing without having to deal with another person wanting a piece of me throughout the day :2 cents:

do what every other self respecting man does when the gf is being ornery

buy ice cream and foot massage oil and swallow your pride for a good hour

I don't accept bullshit in my life. You bring drama and bullshit into my life, and I kick you out of my life. In the past, any girlfriend who gave me crap was quickly shown the door. You want to argue with me? Fine. Once is okay, second time your out of my life.

My wife knew this when I was dating and never gave me any flack. We've had one fight, July 2nd, 2006. Otherwise never a problem.

Grow some fucking balls, kick your wife out, and establish a "no bullshit policy" and apply it to your social life. It's a great way to live.