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scubadiver626 05-08-2011 05:49 PM
Some dude got shot cause he was loud, drunk, Asian and at the wrong house.

People have been shot over lesser things.

Robbie 05-08-2011 05:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 18119318)
Ending up on the news implies killing someone. :2 cents:

Ending up with a "black eye"/"bruised ego" implies kicking someones ass. :winkwink:

unless of course you live in a very small town where a fight makes news at 6 lol.
Yeah here in Vegas it's a pretty small town. lol

But yeah...if a guy waved a gun at someone and a fight happened and then the cops showed up, that would still make the news here in Vegas.

MetaMan 05-08-2011 05:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 18119330)
Yeah here in Vegas it's a pretty small town. lol

But yeah...if a guy waved a gun at someone and a fight happened and then the cops showed up, that would still make the news here in Vegas.
what if i showed up in a thong waving the gun in my pants around instead? :eatmouse

Robbie 05-08-2011 06:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 18119333)
what if i showed up in a thong waving the gun in my pants around instead? :eatmouse
I wouldn't hit you. I'd grab my gun and thong and join you. Then...we'd both make the news (probably after the cops shot and killed us both lol )

MetaMan 05-08-2011 06:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 18119335)
I wouldn't hit you. I'd grab my gun and thong and join you. Then...we'd both make the news (probably after the cops shot and killed us both lol )
i meant my penis gun. :pimp

ThunderBalls 05-08-2011 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Jon Oso (Post 18119275)
You need to brush up on your gun laws, dude. You have the right to own and carry firearms. You don't have the right to pull them on people because you're upset your cat got into a fight or wave them around. I hope that was a joke.

Just to be clear he did not point the gun at me, he had it in his hand and I didnt notice it for a few minutes because of the size, looked like a .25 to me. But when I saw it I said what, did you come over here to shoot me? He said no, I was going to shoot your cat. The thought to call the cops didnt even enter my mind at the time, I figured if he started raising it he'd be on the ground first so it wasnt a scary situation.



Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ
You would not need to invite him in. If a person is on your property and you tell them to leave and refuses, they are now trespassing with a firearm and that is a felony. If someone is committing a felony with a firearm on your property in most States you're legally allowed to shoot them. Don't know where he's at, but it sounds like the South.
This was in Colorado and we do have a Make My Day law and yea, probably could have gotten away with killing him, wouldnt be worth it.

Robbie 05-08-2011 06:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 18119339)
i meant my penis gun. :pimp
Me too! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MetaMan 05-08-2011 06:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 18119348)
Me too! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
:1orglaugh:pimp

BFT3K 05-08-2011 06:40 PM
Get the man that was high on bath salts to kill your neighbor and his goat.

Pipecrew 05-08-2011 06:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 18119313)
Pretty sure he isnt talking about kicking someones ass. :2 cents:
You should come bang on my door and find out what I am talking about ;)

* you would physically have to leave the safety of your computer, so I won't hold my breath.

MetaMan 05-08-2011 06:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pipecrew (Post 18119384)
You should come bang on my door and find out what I am talking about ;)

* you would physically have to leave the safety of your computer, so I won't hold my breath.
No thanks im not interested in visiting a ghetto. :2 cents:

The Heron 05-08-2011 07:16 PM
This story makes no sense, 2 homo's with cats on the same block? ha

alias 05-08-2011 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by The Heron (Post 18119416)
This story makes no sense, 2 homo's with cats on the same block? ha
Homosexuality among Serial Killers: Statistics

Source, "over 43%": "Homosexual Rape and Murder of Children", published in Journal of the Family Research Institute, Vol. 18 No. 1, Feb 2003.
Technically, 69% of the serial killers in this study were homosexuals (i.e., people who were self-described homosexuals or people who had engaged in homosexual behavior immediately prior to, during, or after committing their murders). The lower statistic of 43% cited above is the proportion who were homosexual among people who molested or raped and then murdered children: 43% of these perpetrators were homosexuals. This lower figure, however, includes people who killed only a single person, and are thus not classified as serial killers. The lower figure is used in the article above (as "over 43%") because it comes from a larger sample size. Presumably, if the sample size were expanded to include a wider range of years, the proportion of serial killers who are homosexuals would remain between the proportion in this study who are serial killers (69% homosexuals versus 31% heterosexuals) and the proportion of all killers in this study (43% homosexual versus 57% heterosexual). Also note the approximately 50% of murders committed by homosexuals reported by Warren with regards to murders of adults. See also: Gemert, F. van, "Chicken kills hawk: gay murders during the eighties in Amsterdam", published in Journal of Homosexuality. 26(4), 149-174 (1994).

http://www.adherents.com/misc/hsk.html

GTS Mark 05-08-2011 08:40 PM
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SallyRand 05-08-2011 08:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThunderBalls (Post 18119006)
So yesterday I get a knock on the door and some drunk dude from down the street that I had never met before starts raving on with a gun in his hand about how he's going to kill my cat. He claimed that my cat opened his sliding screen door, came into his house and attacked his cat and now his cat is badly hurt and won't come out from under his bed. I told him to take his cat to the vet and I will pay for it, then he starts going on about my cat being over there every day blah blah. I know this is a lie, my cat had ran out the door a few hour earlier while carrying groceries in, and he has gotten out a few times before but certainly not on a daily basis.

He tells me he will send me the bill and I said no problem and he leaves. I kinda felt bad for the guy, I would be pissed to if someone elses cat did that so I decided to go over to his house to check it out and apologize. When I get there his cat was standing next to the door rubbing up against it purring, not a hair on the cat was out of place and it certainly didnt look or act like it had just been in a fight. I asked him if he was going to take the cat to the vet and he said he was going to wait a day to see how it acts. He then shows me the screen door and there were a few cat claws in it, he his cat couldnt of done it because its declawed and that he never lets it outside, yet on his patio was yellow cat hair. Then he starts pointing to at least half a dozen different neighbors saying they all want to kill my cat.

He then tells me he wants me to pay for his screen door and I told him I would look into how much screen doors are and get back to him. Afterwords I started thinking about it and nothing about this adds up, his cat didnt show any signs of physical or emotional trauma, and who the fuck would leave their hurt animal, grab a gun and go chase another cat half a block and knock on someones door acting like a fucking lunatic? Its possible my cat did claw his door but I don't know what to think at this point. Part of me thinks I should just pay for the door and be done with it, but another part of me wonders if this guy is making up some of this story and the fact that he was waving a gun at my front door is fucking bullshit.

Thoughts?
You did not drop him on the spot with a couple in the "A-Zone"?

Tsk, tsk.

Seth Manson 05-08-2011 08:56 PM
Most of you badasses would have shit your pants and started stuttering when you saw a gun. And some of you are probably used to guys with guns coming to your door. And search warrants.

ShellyCrash 05-08-2011 09:04 PM
Honestly, I'm surprised you answered the door. If someone was drunk and waving a gun outside I wouldn't answer it, I'd just fucking ignore him till he went away. If he didn't go away or started peeking in the windows I'd call the cops.

I know that may sound pussy, but honestly even though we have arms in the house I have no interest in using them unless someone's breaking the threshold into the home.

The best solution is just to keep your cat indoors. Gun toting drunks aside, keeping kitty indoors keeps him safe from cars, other animals, disease, etc. If you love him don't let him out.

CyberHustler 05-08-2011 09:15 PM
I would have told him to hold on so I can get my wife to come out here and settle this because it's her piece of shit cat...

Then I would have shot him through the door with my shotgun and called the cops...

_Richard_ 05-08-2011 10:05 PM
if i were you id pay for the stupid morons screen door and call the cops to explain the entire situation, to make sure they have your side of the event 'on record'

he comes to your door again going on about your magically non existant dog fucking his wife and waving around a bigger instrument of destruction, the police will have an idea on whats going on

SmokeyTheBear 05-08-2011 10:57 PM
always agree with a drunk/gun waving crazy.

what you should have said was...

you are so right , i hate that cat too , but it's not mine , it is my room-mates , he just got out of prison for eating his family after he boiled them down into soup, all because one of them touched his cat.

DBS.US 05-08-2011 11:08 PM
I would install a security camera with audio to your front door area. If anything goes down you got it recorded. HD security camera systems are cheap now days.

Chosen 05-09-2011 12:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 18119027)
if he came to your house waving a gun around...you should inform the police..he is probably only one more bad event away from killing someone

he needs professional medical help
What he said :2 cents:

Darkhorse 05-09-2011 01:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 18119027)
if he came to your house waving a gun around...you should inform the police..he is probably only one more bad event away from killing someone

he needs professional medical help
Thats it, whats to stop this nutcase coming back again drunk but this time shooting you or the cat...

:2 cents:

cooldude7 05-09-2011 01:20 AM
call the cops, file report.

and hope he isnt member on gfy.

bhutocracy 05-09-2011 01:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 18119703)
always agree with a drunk/gun waving crazy.

what you should have said was...

you are so right , i hate that cat too , but it's not mine , it is my room-mates , he just got out of prison for eating his family after he boiled them down into soup, all because one of them touched his cat.
heheheh.

papill0n 05-09-2011 01:42 AM
can you guys post pics of your guns please

AdultTraffic.info 05-09-2011 02:38 AM
I can honestly say that I have never had anyone knock on my front door waving a gun about and threatening to kill my pet. Why on earth haven`t you phoned the law about this lunatic?

facialfreak 05-09-2011 02:45 AM
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Originally Posted by ThunderBalls (Post 18119043)
Maybe your trailer has sliding screen doors but I've never seen one that does.
My summer weekend getaway does!!

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net..._2785248_n.jpg

Guitars, bonfires, a gas grill, and a box of Shiraz ...... LIFE DOESN'T GET MUCH BETTER THAN THAT!! :thumbsup


Most trailers nowdays have patio doors ... Mine is now 17 years old, and I have been looking around at what's available to replace it ...

Trailers now have in-wall hide-a-beds, jaccuzzi soaker tubs, 50 inch wall mounted plasma TVs with in-wall audio ....

To tell you the truth, I go to my trailer to get away from all of this sh!t .... ROFL!!

scubadiver626 05-09-2011 02:52 AM
Was this the guy?

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Coup 05-09-2011 03:37 AM
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12clicks 05-09-2011 04:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThunderBalls (Post 18119006)
So yesterday I get a knock on the door and some drunk dude from down the street that I had never met before starts raving on with a gun in his hand about how he's going to kill my cat. He claimed that my cat opened his sliding screen door, came into his house and attacked his cat and now his cat is badly hurt and won't come out from under his bed. I told him to take his cat to the vet and I will pay for it, then he starts going on about my cat being over there every day blah blah. I know this is a lie, my cat had ran out the door a few hour earlier while carrying groceries in, and he has gotten out a few times before but certainly not on a daily basis.

He tells me he will send me the bill and I said no problem and he leaves. I kinda felt bad for the guy, I would be pissed to if someone elses cat did that so I decided to go over to his house to check it out and apologize. When I get there his cat was standing next to the door rubbing up against it purring, not a hair on the cat was out of place and it certainly didnt look or act like it had just been in a fight. I asked him if he was going to take the cat to the vet and he said he was going to wait a day to see how it acts. He then shows me the screen door and there were a few cat claws in it, he his cat couldnt of done it because its declawed and that he never lets it outside, yet on his patio was yellow cat hair. Then he starts pointing to at least half a dozen different neighbors saying they all want to kill my cat.

He then tells me he wants me to pay for his screen door and I told him I would look into how much screen doors are and get back to him. Afterwords I started thinking about it and nothing about this adds up, his cat didnt show any signs of physical or emotional trauma, and who the fuck would leave their hurt animal, grab a gun and go chase another cat half a block and knock on someones door acting like a fucking lunatic? Its possible my cat did claw his door but I don't know what to think at this point. Part of me thinks I should just pay for the door and be done with it, but another part of me wonders if this guy is making up some of this story and the fact that he was waving a gun at my front door is fucking bullshit.

Thoughts?
and this concludes this week's exciting edition of "Ghetto Life"

sperbonzo 05-09-2011 06:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThunderBalls (Post 18119006)
I know this is a lie, my cat had ran out the door a few hour earlier while carrying groceries in,


Wow, your cat carries in your groceries???







.

Phoenix 05-09-2011 06:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkhorse (Post 18119813)
Thats it, whats to stop this nutcase coming back again drunk but this time shooting you or the cat...

:2 cents:
well, that is the kicker isn't

i mean he could also break into his neighbours house at about 3am
inject him with a full syringe of insulin, right into a mole.

that should stop his heart and his body will metabolize the insulin.

but, that is probably not as easy to do as it is to type..lol

Grapesoda 05-09-2011 06:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 18119027)
if he came to your house waving a gun around...you should inform the police..he is probably only one more bad event away from killing someone

he needs professional medical help
bingo!!!!

happygirl101 05-09-2011 07:33 AM
seriously....if for no other reason.....report him so that he is not a menace to others....who knows how many other people he has been or will intimidate with this act of his? Man sounds like a bully. Report him. My 2 cents worth

PR_Glen 05-09-2011 08:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Rangermoore (Post 18119153)
I would have in invited him inside my house and then shot him then tell the police he threatened to kill me and forced his way into my house and that I was in fear for my life.. No jury would convict me... Remember, a dead man tells no story.. just sayn
Have you ever tried cleaning blood off of a wall or a wood floor? That shit is expensive...


you call the cops and it solves the problem more or less without hassle..

You say a jury would let you off? I"m sure your right, but how many months in court you going to be in to get acquitted of any wrong doing? You confident in your income that you can be on trial for months? Pay a lawyer for all that time too? Most aren't.


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