A hundie Paul Markham threads.
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After years of his constant libelling and lying about me I am very glad someone has proven he is a liar.

Good work.

This thread delivers.

Paul is VERY broke and VERY bitter

He never made any real money from porn, lives in a 3rd world location and his so called business partner has had to go and get a job

Even in the boom years he would spend all his time trying desperately to stop anyone else shooting porn, in the desperate hope people would buy more of his shit.

It was desperate then, now its gone past desperation, now he knows he cant even make enough for the minimum lifestyle in his 3rd world hole he lives in.

while everyone else was making a fortune, he was making peanuts, he is a desperate and broke old man.

Why anyone even gives him any serious time is beyond me.

We are talking about someone who didn't even know his join links on his paysite didnt work, and at the time when he didnt get a single sale, he didnt notice the difference

we are talking about a man who doesnt even have his own bank account, seriously who doesnt have their own bank account

broke, bitter and very very very very stupid

I would be laughing my fucking ass off, but I am literally speechless. Thread of the year.

Paul seems to have gone a bit quiet now - can't think why http://i.imgur.com/dDFhV.gif

so funny :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

wow... I'm just glad I could contribute :thumbsup

shooting content isn't that difficult, the difficult part is dealing with all the creepy bullshit from the models and agents :thumbsup hit me with an email if you have any questions... only 2-3 tricks on the tech end that are used over and over. -bmb

GFY calling Paul
Come in Paul

TBH I don't blame you for hiding from this one. But unlike the magic join links I can't see you recovering from this first class pwnage!

The truly funny part is coming. The girl who was with me just came on ICQ, she is stepping out. Hopefully I can catch her in the next couple hours. She'll have some funny shit to say. I'll post the whole conversation.

She thought he was mildly retarded after being around him for 10 minutes and watching him eye fuck every young girl that walked by us while making faces and gestures and talking about what hot pieces of asses they are or will be and how hot they would be to film with a cock in their mouth or whatever. Some were with boyfriends and parents and he was talking very loud on top of everything else. It was horribly embarrassing and uncomfortable.

Then later, we're talking about photo shoots and lesbian shoots etc and he starts asking this girl I'm with if she likes to lick pussy. I mean, up to this point, she's said maybe 4 words so far. She doesn't like him already and doesn't want to be around him. She was soooooo uncomfortable and it was so inappropriate. She was sooooo clearly not amused. So i'm trying to the subject for her benefit and this fucking guy is going "see,... see... i can tell by the look in her eyes that she wants to".

what a mess... maybe we should leave him alone before he goes 'postal' or some east euro equivalent?

Just appreciate it for the short period it lasts, and get some new pants ready for when you piss yourself laughing at the "explanation" ......... :)

whoa!!!! :thumbsup

Hey
 

Hey Dude... if I ever get over to California I might hit you up for a coffee and to tap your knowledge (coffee's on me of course lol)

There's obviously a lot of content providers out there, I never make out we shoot Perfect 10 styled stuff... and I dont make out I am a Photographer Ninja Jedi... but Paul ripped me a new one, I guess cause I was trying to get started in the biz...

Slammed me due to my bad photographer and that the girls never looked like they were enjoying themselves lol... sigh... then I saw his 70's style Euro Porn and I felt better about myself :1orglaugh

model performance is more important than photography...

guys like Denys De Fransisco have the high end photography covered so there is no need to even try and compete with that. market is very small anyway...

then on the other high side is the outside natural light stuff (some of it is augmented with artificial fill) which is tricky as hell and probably more expensive to shoot that high end studio stuff to be honest about it.

have fun with your models, and when the models are relaxed and having a good (sexual) time it will transfer to the work, which will transfer to the members expereince...

sure sounds like it :thumbsup

Agree
 

Yeah I agree... to be fair we always look after our models 100%, we always make shoots really fun, and I honestly believe we've been very lucky with the chemistry with our performers... that's what amazed me when he harped on about the girls not looking like they we're enjoying things lol.

An Oldie...
 

An old pic... but just seems so right for this thread... Hey Paul my girls got a message for you... :321GFY

http://modelgirlfriends.com/images/b...CornGirls1.jpg

Mind you they do look a tad moody ! :1orglaugh

I think you're right of course. I've watched him with his condescension and arrogance for years now... always wanting to say something but never did. Maybe a dose of reality and a nice thread for future reference will make him a better person, curb his arrogance and help him stop blaming tubes or anything else and start blaming himself and actually build a business.

step away from the computer for a day and the old man gets owned.

Where is Paul?

He is currently residing at:

Appt 101
House of Pwn
101 Pwnage Avenue
Pwnville
101101

HTH

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Holly shit!!! This thread is gonna be a classic. Thanx for the entertainment Paul.:thumbsup

She's starring at Paul's black socks and tennis shoes too! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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What a crazy thread......:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Please leave the forum old man.

Can't stand your stupidity anymore...

T be fair to Paul, he is very old.








But to be honest Paul has come to this from a different place. Most people on this site are split into two.

On one side those who promote sites, and take no content.

On the other those who run sites with content they shot or purchased.

Most will probably not involved in porn before the net.

Paul started by shooting for mags.

I belive he then sold content online and only recently started a paysite.

The problem has been that his content is shot for magazines and not web. Its stadered format and all shots are the same but different models.

His problem was his content was cheap and sold a lot, so you find it all over.

But now he has a porn site which does not look exclusive as all the content is the same you see all over.

His porn site looks very much like his content site. It almost feels as a surfer you joining to see sets of pics rather than any personality.

I would sugest that Paul has not much experience in porn sites, eather as promoting them or running one. He has entered the world or running a porn site only recently.

thanks for clearing that up.

The worst kind of lies are the ones you tell yourself, and believe.

I belive if Paul had started a site years ago he would have made huge cash as he had already shot so much content, al;l it needed was scanning and putting on a site.

He could have so easily been one of the first porn sites on the net.

But as I say the great problem I have with his stuff is he still seems to shoot everything as if its for magazines not for the net.

He has got confortable with how he has shot content and has not wanted to chage.

As for 'TheSquealer' posts, I have to say weather what he says is or is not true, its rather illelevent. I am notr realy interested in how Paul lives in his private life as long as its legall and does not harm anyone.

All that matters is (on gfy.com) is what paul posts and his content/sites. I do not give a hoot if the man spends his day say with his wifes knikers on his head. So what (I am not saying he does).

Paul does tend to waffel pages and pages of stuff, which to be honest I never read as it goes on and on.

I do not know if paul is rich or poor, and it simply does not matter. In fact I do not like the idea of talking about somones private life. I would not dream of posting about anyones private life. I certainly would not meet one of you then post about what I thought of you. Even gary i have not posted about when i met him. I have only ever comented on gary's posts and his actions with his wife over unprotected sex, as I belive (and justified in saying) that he involves others in the porn biz. if it was just him and his wife it would make no odds to me.

But as I say I feel paul posts about websites and in my mind he has very little knolege of this area as I belive he only started his paysite in the last few years. This is where my problem has been (if you call it a problem) in the simple fact he gives advise on somthing he has yet to master.

And I hold my hands up, in that i too am no expert. though i have been at it many years i am still learning. plus to me i do it for fun, not business.

Paul don't let the haters get you down. You should team up with sally rand, and take your show on the road. :thumbsup

By the way, I love to mock Paul, and take the mick, but I am not going to post stuff that I belive is Pauls private life.

I think its shamfull to attaqct and post about somones private life (life behind the sites) and the way he conducts things.

I do not care if he drives a small car or a big one. I drive an old 306 as its cheap to run, so feel free to sugest what you wish from that.

I know people who drive old cars worth nothing that ownseveral nightclubs, it means nothing. I know people who drive brand new BMW's who are in debt and could loose there home.

Mock paul. thats fine. Its a bit of fun.

But do not start posting about background info on him or anyone. Otherwise why not post his home address and pics of his kids, and stick a webcam up in his house so you can watch him go to the loo. Non of this has anything to do with gfy.com. Its a bit like posting about a director of coca cola's private life.

And to be honest its very easy to post saying you know a model who worked with paul and she found him odd. I could claim that too. It does not make it true. If she wants to make a complaint, let her go to the police if she felt there was a crime. If it was simply she did not like him or she did not get on with him, thats nothing to do with anything. She is being paid to do the shoot, she should not be discussing business with others.

Bull DVTimes, Paul himself blurred the line between personal and business lives by the constant posts about his life as a whole.

paul posts about his real life all day long as proof of why he rules and everyone else is an idiot.

Mabe you should post your name to see if Paul knows you.

To be honest I have not read all the posts.

But from what I have read is simply you and a model found Paul a bit odd, and from that your making him out to be as sinister as you can and posted these pics, such as:


209.151.165.122/paul-is-retarded/brno-paul5.jpg

I still fail to see what the point is?

I am not sutre what interest or relivence this has to gfy.com?

Go to the police if you feel he commited a crime. Why post this on a public forum?

How do we know what you say is true?

What is your aims and objectives in posting this info?

Why post now about it?

[QUOTE=DVTimes;18194435]stfu, you are ruining this thread. :1orglaugh

your right he does.

thats up to him.

what he posts may or may not be true.

often i take it with a pinch of salt.

however i still do not belive that one should post about his private life. sure, respond to his posts. i do. i post about his hut he posts pics of.

but he is posting this.

its different is a complete stager (who has only donew a few posts) starts to posts things, and we take it all 100% true.

it may be different if its somone who has been posting for years who met him. but even then i would question such info being posted.

ok, if paul posts that he has a bmw and somone finds out he has an old escort and posts a pic of him driving it, its a bit of fun. and it may turn out he does drive a bmw but also ownes a old escxort. but posting stuff that is not proven and to be honest is simply one persons opionion is not on.

put it this way if you all met me, some would love me others would not. and so if people posted about me, some posts may say i am great, others may slate me. these are opinions. an opionion is like a belly button, we all have one, and often has no function.

I have just noticed i am defending paul.

has hell frozen over?

he he

its more fun mocking paul. to be honest i cam,e on this thread to mock and insult paul. its no fun sticking up for him.

i was going to post a pic i did of him as davros, but i cannot find it.

I already have. After seeing photos of Paul during a shoot I immediately contacted Interpol's felony fashion offense division. The black socks with shorts investigator is obtaining a warrant as we speak.

errrr.... it was as simple as this:

- I went to your place from Russia and ran away
- No you didn't, it's impossible, never had business with Russian people
- yes I did, you were at.... did this and that
- no you didn't met me, I don't know you, I never did this and that
- I have pics
- all lies, waiting for your pics
- {post pics}
- .....................................


really, are you THAT dense to not understand the "point" or "aim" as you call it? Do you need stick figures or a graph or something?

STFU....He has pictures....

http://209.151.165.122/paul-is-retarded/brno-paul5.jpg

also to stick up for paul, on these pics he has two females also with him (plus the model).

the model is probably safer in this situation than a lot of models are just going out with a stranger.

sure paul may or may not be creepy, but if he has commited a crime, go to the police, do not post it on a public forum without evidence.

any pics of paul's bathrooms?

See I told yo ....... shit it's Paul on my cell asking for 39.95 on his pay-pal for bail money.


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pics of him shooting a model.

and?

i have yet to see the problem.

so basicly (if its true) its that two people met, found him a bit odd, did not get on, then left.

it sounds like every date i have been on.

come to the uk, thats how most men look in summer.