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TheSquealer 06-03-2011 06:21 PM

http://www.kaitaia.com/funny/g2/d/17595-1/11-owned.jpg

Choker 06-03-2011 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 18192966)
Same girl... same shoot. He's 100% correct.
http://www.paulmarkham.com/details.php?id=1737

So how fucking insane does he have to be to say that two people who flew from Moscow the day before to meet him and talk about shoots weren't standing right next to him?


His idea of "public land" i guess is someones small clearing where they were a lot was cleared to build a house and then grass grew over it.

And yeah, a guy did come and bitch it was private property and told you to leave and you were almost done and finished shooting anyway. He came up through the bushes behind the girl he was shooting. At first we thought he was just trying to sneak a peak at some ass. But he lived in the house that was like right there behind the girl.




Wow. Uhmm... ok. I guess you know where these pics came from? Maybe now you're going to make it worse and explain that you are such a super photographer that you can photograph yourself photographing yourself by leaving your body?
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Seems like everything is exactly as i described.

http://209.151.165.122/paul-is-retarded/brno-paul2.jpg

http://209.151.165.122/paul-is-retarded/brno-paul3.jpg

http://209.151.165.122/paul-is-retarded/brno-paul4.jpg

http://209.151.165.122/paul-is-retarded/brno-paul5.jpg

Ownage in this thread is extreme, time for you to knit another blanket Paul. Get off GFY and make dinner for your wife so when she comes home from having to work to support your ass she can have a hot meal. Unreal LOL

Wagerboy 06-03-2011 06:31 PM

someone just got owned.

PornGreen 06-03-2011 06:31 PM

yes he is

lagcam 06-03-2011 06:42 PM

Fucking super busted LOL

Did the Benny Hill theme tune play as the Czech guy chased him off the land?

TheSquealer 06-03-2011 06:43 PM

Even his car is parked exactly where i said it was. On the downhill side of the driveway to this empty lot... er "public land".

twistyneck 06-03-2011 06:47 PM

These could have been faked very easily. Post proof or shut your bitch hole.

Grapesoda 06-03-2011 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twistyneck (Post 18193050)
These could have been faked very easily. Post proof or shut your bitch hole.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh... fucking science fiction :helpme

Welshmorph 06-03-2011 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lagcam (Post 18193041)
Did the Benny Hill theme tune play as the Czech guy chased him off the land?

:1orglaugh

Morph

rowan 06-03-2011 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 18192966)

This thread is now officially awesome plus plus.

WarChild 06-03-2011 08:43 PM

We all knew Paul was a liar. I think the magic join links cemented that point. This is just bonus ownage.

pornmasta 06-03-2011 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twistyneck (Post 18193050)
These could have been faked very easily. Post proof or shut your bitch hole.

i think he has other things to do.

interesting reading in this post

theking 06-03-2011 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theking (Post 18192163)
Exactly...and he has acknowledged being such a person...in one way or another in various posts that he has made. He also at one time acknowledged that he lives off of the government...but I am not going to take the time to search for the post where he states that.

He also stated in one post that the money his wife earns...and she has a menial job that cannot pay much...comes in handy. This and other comments indicates that he is not only a liar but is a broke liar.

TrashyContent 06-03-2011 09:33 PM

Wow
 
Got to say us Content Providers are some whacky guys !!! :1orglaugh

Paul slammed the hell out of my posts when I first got started... now dont get me wrong, I aint saying my content is the bomb, and I certainly aint no BM BRADLEY... but it really did piss me off, and sorry Paul but at this point... KARMA is a bitch ! :disgust

harvey 06-03-2011 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 18192966)
Same girl... same shoot. He's 100% correct.
http://www.paulmarkham.com/details.php?id=1737

So how fucking insane does he have to be to say that two people who flew from Moscow the day before to meet him and talk about shoots weren't standing right next to him?


His idea of "public land" i guess is someones small clearing where they were a lot was cleared to build a house and then grass grew over it.

And yeah, a guy did come and bitch it was private property and told you to leave and you were almost done and finished shooting anyway. He came up through the bushes behind the girl he was shooting. At first we thought he was just trying to sneak a peak at some ass. But he lived in the house that was like right there behind the girl.




Wow. Uhmm... ok. I guess you know where these pics came from? Maybe now you're going to make it worse and explain that you are such a super photographer that you can photograph yourself photographing someone by leaving your body?
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Seems like everything is exactly as i described.

http://209.151.165.122/paul-is-retarded/brno-paul2.jpg

http://209.151.165.122/paul-is-retarded/brno-paul3.jpg

http://209.151.165.122/paul-is-retarded/brno-paul4.jpg

http://209.151.165.122/paul-is-retarded/brno-paul5.jpg

http://www.freewebs.com/souljasite/ownage.jpg

harvey 06-03-2011 11:04 PM

This thread needs more Benny Hill!

http://mozlo.com/gfy/benny_ftw.jpg

merina0803 06-03-2011 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2intense (Post 18191200)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh speaking of bots

BVF 06-04-2011 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 18192966)
Wow. Uhmm... ok. I guess you know where these pics came from? Maybe now you're going to make it worse and explain that you are such a super photographer that you can photograph yourself photographing someone by leaving your body?
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Seems like everything is exactly as i described.http://209.151.165.122/paul-is-retarded/brno-paul5.jpg

My feelings about this can be summed up by the following pics:

http://www.blackvaginafinder.com/coolpics/urkel.gif

http://www.blackvaginafinder.com/coolpics/damn.jpg

http://www.blackvaginafinder.com/coo...mndamndamn.gif

http://www.blackvaginafinder.com/coo...n_approves.gif

http://www.blackvaginafinder.com/coolpics/hurted_me.jpg

http://www.blackvaginafinder.com/coo...d_laughing.gif

http://www.blackvaginafinder.com/coo...elfuckedup.jpg

http://www.blackvaginafinder.com/coo...paulmooney.gif

http://www.blackvaginafinder.com/coo...fan_321595.jpg

And Paul....For real...

http://www.blackvaginafinder.com/coo...irlhandcat.jpg

Sausage 06-04-2011 12:59 AM

Paul apparently isn't too bad in real life, but seriously he needs to be kept away from a keyboard. Oh and some of his ICQ meltdowns are legendary :)

harvey 06-04-2011 01:09 AM

it's safe to nominate this thread as one of GFY's classics already? I mean, such ownage can only be rivaled by Spacedog's self-ownages, including the "I'm just a sexy girl" thread! :thumbsup

Barefootsies 06-04-2011 01:10 AM

A hundie Paul Markham threads.
:pimp

DamianJ 06-04-2011 01:11 AM

After years of his constant libelling and lying about me I am very glad someone has proven he is a liar.

Good work.

This thread delivers.

bjlover 06-04-2011 02:12 AM

Paul is VERY broke and VERY bitter

He never made any real money from porn, lives in a 3rd world location and his so called business partner has had to go and get a job

Even in the boom years he would spend all his time trying desperately to stop anyone else shooting porn, in the desperate hope people would buy more of his shit.

It was desperate then, now its gone past desperation, now he knows he cant even make enough for the minimum lifestyle in his 3rd world hole he lives in.

while everyone else was making a fortune, he was making peanuts, he is a desperate and broke old man.

Why anyone even gives him any serious time is beyond me.

We are talking about someone who didn't even know his join links on his paysite didnt work, and at the time when he didnt get a single sale, he didnt notice the difference

we are talking about a man who doesnt even have his own bank account, seriously who doesnt have their own bank account

broke, bitter and very very very very stupid

Jakez 06-04-2011 03:00 AM

I would be laughing my fucking ass off, but I am literally speechless. Thread of the year.

martinsc 06-04-2011 03:19 AM

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/31/17.jpg

ottopottomouse 06-04-2011 04:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18192373)
...I call you a liar...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18192453)
Will wait to see the pictures.

Paul seems to have gone a bit quiet now - can't think why http://i.imgur.com/dDFhV.gif

SubAms 06-04-2011 04:22 AM

so funny :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Grapesoda 06-04-2011 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey (Post 18193590)
it's safe to nominate this thread as one of GFY's classics already? I mean, such ownage can only be rivaled by Spacedog's self-ownages, including the "I'm just a sexy girl" thread! :thumbsup

wow... I'm just glad I could contribute :thumbsup

Grapesoda 06-04-2011 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TrashyContent (Post 18193251)
Got to say us Content Providers are some whacky guys !!! :1orglaugh

Paul slammed the hell out of my posts when I first got started... now dont get me wrong, I aint saying my content is the bomb, and I certainly aint no BM BRADLEY... but it really did piss me off, and sorry Paul but at this point... KARMA is a bitch ! :disgust

shooting content isn't that difficult, the difficult part is dealing with all the creepy bullshit from the models and agents :thumbsup hit me with an email if you have any questions... only 2-3 tricks on the tech end that are used over and over. -bmb

DamianJ 06-04-2011 05:07 AM

GFY calling Paul
Come in Paul

TBH I don't blame you for hiding from this one. But unlike the magic join links I can't see you recovering from this first class pwnage!

TheSquealer 06-04-2011 05:35 AM

The truly funny part is coming. The girl who was with me just came on ICQ, she is stepping out. Hopefully I can catch her in the next couple hours. She'll have some funny shit to say. I'll post the whole conversation.

She thought he was mildly retarded after being around him for 10 minutes and watching him eye fuck every young girl that walked by us while making faces and gestures and talking about what hot pieces of asses they are or will be and how hot they would be to film with a cock in their mouth or whatever. Some were with boyfriends and parents and he was talking very loud on top of everything else. It was horribly embarrassing and uncomfortable.

Then later, we're talking about photo shoots and lesbian shoots etc and he starts asking this girl I'm with if she likes to lick pussy. I mean, up to this point, she's said maybe 4 words so far. She doesn't like him already and doesn't want to be around him. She was soooooo uncomfortable and it was so inappropriate. She was sooooo clearly not amused. So i'm trying to the subject for her benefit and this fucking guy is going "see,... see... i can tell by the look in her eyes that she wants to".

Grapesoda 06-04-2011 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 18193886)
The truly funny part is coming. The girl who was with me just came on ICQ, she is stepping out. Hopefully I can catch her in the next couple hours. She'll have some funny shit to say. I'll post the whole conversation.

She thought he was mildly retarded after being around him for 10 minutes and watching him eye fuck every young girl that walked by us while making faces and gestures and talking about what hot pieces of asses they are or will be and how hot they would be to film with a cock in their mouth or whatever. Some were with boyfriends and parents and he was talking very loud on top of everything else. It was horribly embarrassing and uncomfortable.

Then later, we're talking about photo shoots and lesbian shoots etc and he starts asking this girl I'm with if she likes to lick pussy. I mean, up to this point, she's said maybe 4 words so far. She doesn't like him already and doesn't want to be around him. She was soooooo uncomfortable and it was so inappropriate. She was sooooo clearly not amused. So i'm trying to the subject for her benefit and this fucking guy is going "see,... see... i can tell by the look in her eyes that she wants to".

what a mess... maybe we should leave him alone before he goes 'postal' or some east euro equivalent?

lagcam 06-04-2011 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18193812)
Paul seems to have gone a bit quiet now - can't think why

Just appreciate it for the short period it lasts, and get some new pants ready for when you piss yourself laughing at the "explanation" ......... :)

Grapesoda 06-04-2011 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lagcam (Post 18193915)
Just appreciate it for the short period it lasts, and get some new pants ready for when you piss yourself laughing at the "explanation" ......... :)

whoa!!!! :thumbsup

TrashyContent 06-04-2011 07:50 AM

Hey
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 18193848)
shooting content isn't that difficult, the difficult part is dealing with all the creepy bullshit from the models and agents :thumbsup hit me with an email if you have any questions... only 2-3 tricks on the tech end that are used over and over. -bmb

Hey Dude... if I ever get over to California I might hit you up for a coffee and to tap your knowledge (coffee's on me of course lol)

There's obviously a lot of content providers out there, I never make out we shoot Perfect 10 styled stuff... and I dont make out I am a Photographer Ninja Jedi... but Paul ripped me a new one, I guess cause I was trying to get started in the biz...

Slammed me due to my bad photographer and that the girls never looked like they were enjoying themselves lol... sigh... then I saw his 70's style Euro Porn and I felt better about myself :1orglaugh

Grapesoda 06-04-2011 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TrashyContent (Post 18194055)
Hey Dude... if I ever get over to California I might hit you up for a coffee and to tap your knowledge (coffee's on me of course lol)

There's obviously a lot of content providers out there, I never make out we shoot Perfect 10 styled stuff... and I dont make out I am a Photographer Ninja Jedi... but Paul ripped me a new one, I guess cause I was trying to get started in the biz...

Slammed me due to my bad photographer and that the girls never looked like they were enjoying themselves lol... sigh... then I saw his 70's style Euro Porn and I felt better about myself :1orglaugh

model performance is more important than photography...

guys like Denys De Fransisco have the high end photography covered so there is no need to even try and compete with that. market is very small anyway...

then on the other high side is the outside natural light stuff (some of it is augmented with artificial fill) which is tricky as hell and probably more expensive to shoot that high end studio stuff to be honest about it.

have fun with your models, and when the models are relaxed and having a good (sexual) time it will transfer to the work, which will transfer to the members expereince...

JFK 06-04-2011 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan (Post 18193210)
This thread is now officially awesome plus plus.

sure sounds like it :thumbsup

TrashyContent 06-04-2011 08:06 AM

Agree
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 18194075)
model performance is more important than photography...

guys like Denys De Fransisco have the high end photography covered so there is no need to even try and compete with that. market is very small anyway...

then on the other high side is the outside natural light stuff (some of it is augmented with artificial fill) which is tricky as hell and probably more expensive to shoot that high end studio stuff to be honest about it.

have fun with your models, and when the models are relaxed and having a good (sexual) time it will transfer to the work, which will transfer to the members expereince...

Yeah I agree... to be fair we always look after our models 100%, we always make shoots really fun, and I honestly believe we've been very lucky with the chemistry with our performers... that's what amazed me when he harped on about the girls not looking like they we're enjoying things lol.

TrashyContent 06-04-2011 08:09 AM

An Oldie...
 
An old pic... but just seems so right for this thread... Hey Paul my girls got a message for you... :321GFY

http://modelgirlfriends.com/images/b...CornGirls1.jpg

Mind you they do look a tad moody ! :1orglaugh

TheSquealer 06-04-2011 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 18193895)
what a mess... maybe we should leave him alone before he goes 'postal' or some east euro equivalent?

I think you're right of course. I've watched him with his condescension and arrogance for years now... always wanting to say something but never did. Maybe a dose of reality and a nice thread for future reference will make him a better person, curb his arrogance and help him stop blaming tubes or anything else and start blaming himself and actually build a business.


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