Now I know how to start the most epic thread of the week
All you have to do is write *Paul Markam* in the title
No further action required...

No sense in arguing over or pointing out whether the man has battled cancer or not (pretty pathetic), as it doesn't really matter towards anything, the point of the thread is that he is an annoying hypocrite, liar, whatever and got knocked off his high horse for a change (we all need it sometimes) and provided GFY with some entertainment at his expense.

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to summarize this thread for new readers :)

THANKS REGGIE, great meeting you and having you up to our cottage in the fields. At least I didn't watch TV when you were here. :thumbsup

Eva knows that and knows what it takes to get the most out of a model. A shooter who doesn't get the most a model has to give won't make as much money as one that does.

Eva flirts as well when she shoots.

Whether it works well on the model is the important thing. Sandra knows me from way back, knows she can trust me and knows why I shoot my way. A "nervous teeny" needs a different approach. We shoot human beings, not machines. Knowing how to a model work well in a shoot is far more important than knowing how the camera works. Camera today are childs play to get right.

Some idiots here see what they want to see. They don't see 3 decades of me doing this.

Some even post lies and keep posting them until their fellow fools keep repeating them. They never present real proof. Where did I post a picture of someones house, his address (which is in hi Whois), does he live in a dump or lived in one, has he moved. Has he posted proof that he has incriminating knowledge of me?

No easier just to post things on GFY in the hope trolls will believe him.

Like some other people here.

Alprazolam would some copies of my hospital reports, picture of me laid out on the radiation table suffice?

If not, then I suppose what's the point?

My feeling is online porn should of been the dawn of a great new age for porn. It would allow millions to buy. Where only 100,000s had the chance to buy. Today converting 1-1,000 is a memory. Talking people looking at free porn not people clicking on banners.

The access to porn would of done for online porn what access did for magazines.

Yes in most places a person could buy a magazine. Newsagents, newsstands, liquor shops and other high street shops could sell a copy of Playboy, Penthouse, Mayfair. But no one online thinks that. They think magazines were dying before the Internet decided giving away free porn was the way to sell porn. That has nearly killed them and they think it won't kill them. :upsidedow

Or should I say ISN'T KILLING THEM.

I've decided to let you guys carry on without me. Might pop in at times.

As for Squealer.

I have no memory of you coming here. Absolutely none. Neither does Eva, so you didn't make that much of an impression.

Bringing girls to Czech to shoot them for you. Why, how much would you have paid us, would I of shot them for magazines for my own copyright content, why bother with girls visa and travel expenses to bring them to Czech for a few days work. Why not get some lights in Russia and fly me there to shoot them?

Why not use Czech girls, who I or Eva could work with in the shoot, in 2004 there were tons of girls here. Why would we then need you in the shoot to translate, as that doesn't work very well?

I do remember people wanting us to turn the studio into a web cam operation. And that makes more sense to fly Russians girls in to work. Even then, Czech webcam girls can go home after work. Russians would need accommodation?

Who did you get to shoot Russian girl content for you in Czech?

That's the problem with so many, no one asks the logical questions.

This is what puts money in my pocket. How much would you have paid us, would I of shot them for magazines for my own copyright content. Shooting girls for anyone else is something we've never really bothered with. Did you ever think I wasn't interested in what you offered? Because shooting Russian girls for you seems to be a money loser.

Well that's odd, despite pictorial evidence Paul still is on the denying tip. No one saw that coming. :O

i wrote a big response here and had to erase it

summary
i chatted with paul years ago in miami...nice enough guy.
some other people in this thread are now on my dipshit list though...wow

dont fuck with someones family is all i have to say.
this isnt kindergarten, and once you cross the line....

Whether you love him or hate him, whatever you opinion on Paul is, genius or idiot, there is one thing for certain; Paul is a legend and will be remembered and talked about long after his last post on GFY

Sure Paul, very convenient. Even though i just posted pics that show we were both standing at a shoot with you which you claim was the ONLY time you shot out in the woods like that and some guy came and yelled at you for being on his property. I can see how you couldn't remember that... even though you knew exactly which photo set I was talking about.

You're lying.

You forget all the foreign couples that fly in from another country to talk about business that you have over to dinner at your little cottage? Odd.

You must have REALLY made an impression for me to remember almost every single detail of everything :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

How about this... you had a couch in the living room of your little cottage. If you sit on it facing the TV, your little office is to the right of it, the kitchen / dining table to the left of it. Stairs leading up right behind it. I think i recall you had your content store set up to make a little "ding" sound every time you made a sale causing you to jump up like a child and run to your computer every time you made 10.00.

I spent enough time with both of you and gave you enough details that the only way you don't know/remember is if you have alzheimers.

The truth is you're just embarrassed for someone to point out that you are every bit the dipshit in real life as you are online.

YOU weren't going to shoot them superstar. You were going to use Eva one of your girls to shoot them. Don't flatter yourself. There was never a discussion about you shooting any girls. We were clear on that before we even went to CZ to visit your dirty little rats nest of a studio.

Because they were girls that worked for us.

Wasn't me.

Again, in the end we agreed that YOU weren't going to do the shooting and we weren't looking for high quality magazine style content. We just needed to bang out a bunch of quick and dirty sets for each model. Nothing special. We ended up doing it ourselves.

We agreed to prices. You kept contacting me again and again and again asking me when I wanted to get started because you were desperate for money. So no, it never occurred to me that your woefully pathetic and delusional ass wasn't interested. It was the exact opposite, we were trying to get the fuck out of there and get away from you.

In fact, this was all on the heels of the whole "content blowout" thing which was murdering your business and with you trying to launch a network of paysites (which i had no idea at the time would provide GFY'ers comedic relief in the coming years) AND hatching your plan rent out your studios to anyone who wanted to point a camera at a naked girl. You were desperate and trying to do anything to scrape together money.

Who's problem dumbass? I would guess that would be your problem since you went straight to calling me a liar when its painfully obvious that i'm not and that you know who I am.

So... now, you unplugged for a few days after getting OWNED in the most extreme sense of the word, pulled your head out of your ass, came to terms with the fact that you are busted and suddenly think you are going to successfully paint yourself as the rational one?

Seriously?

You sure didn't have any "logical questions" up to this point. You were just embarrassed and called me a liar.

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Anyway, i'm not going to go back and forth with you. I just wanted to get this stuff on record after so many years of biting my tongue as you talk about what a rockstar you are and how everyone BUT YOU is so incompetent.

You're just going to keep lying about things... trying to address each point with counter points and deflections.

There is no point to it.

You can talk about your greatness all you want but anyone can see from watching you post that your just a broken down old man, bitter, angry, out of time, out of money and thats failing to come to terms with the fact that your best years (the ones you can't stop bragging about) are far far far behind you.

Uhm... yeah. When people gather at a show to drum up business, they are usually "nice enough guys" and on their best behavior.

Read a few of his rants on GFY and its pretty clear he has a screw loose.

:thumbsup Nothing more, nothing less to say :2 cents:

Way to fuck up a FIDDY spot Gary :(

Only a few days ago I said in a thread that I had a day job, and did not want my real name used.

You then not only printed my name and address but then put online quotes about my career.

Don't bother...He's read them...Once you've posted PROOF, there is nothing more you can do....Folks can either ignore the obvious or they can't....It's up to them..You have done your job.

Hell, Even I've met Paul Markham...But "meeting" him at a show and going to his home in his country is something on another level. We all know this which is why they are grasping for straws.

love your website... :thumbsup

And pray tell, how big of a city is required to contain *your* idiocy sweeetums? :D

Her keyboard was acting up so she had a hard time typing and her responses were short. Plus it was a little out of the blue for her and she doesn't really care about idiots or talking about them.
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(12:28:20 PM) TheFemaleManager: :-)
(12:28:21 PM) Me: Remember when we both went to the Brno?
(12:28:25 PM) TheFemaleManager: yes
(12:28:26 PM) Me: and met that goofy photographer
(12:28:38 PM) Me: anyway.. remember that adult forum - www.gofuckyourself.com
(12:28:50 PM) TheFemaleManager: yes
(12:29:25 PM) Me: That guy is always posting on there about how awesome he is and how stupid everyone is. so for the first time in all these years, i posted our experience there... and what we thought of him
(12:29:31 PM) Me: What was your opinion of him?
(12:32:36 PM) Me: That guy is always talking on GFY about how awesome he is and how stupid everyone else is. All these years I never said anything about our experience with him.
(12:33:49 PM) TheFemaleManager: And what did you write about him?
(12:33:59 PM) Me: So i told everythingn what happened.. that we went there, that we met him at that big hypermarket place and right away we sit down and he drinks coffee and starts talking loudly about every single girl that walked by us, how hot they would be to fuck on film and all this creepy shit... very loudly where others, including the girls boyfriends/parents could hear.
(12:34:55 PM) Me: He says he has no idea who we are and denies he ever met us. Then i started saying we went to dinner at his house, went on a shoot with him etc and he kept saying I was a liar ;)
(12:35:06 PM) Me: So i posted pics of the shoot http://209.151.165.122/paul-is-retarded/brno-paul5.jpg
(12:35:27 PM) Me: What was your opinion about this guy when you met him?
(12:36:17 PM) TheFemaleManager: Selfish. No tact. Not smart enough.
(12:36:47 PM) Me: He said we werent at that shoot. I said a guy even came out of the bushes to tell us to get off that property.. he said that never happened
(12:37:02 PM) Me: do you remember that guy yelling at us to leave?
(12:37:06 PM) TheFemaleManager: yes
(12:37:52 PM) Me: Anyway, it was all just a funny thing. In the end I posted pics and he still plays stupid. Hard to know how much he's acting stupid when he actually is stupid.
(12:38:32 PM) Me: i mentioned how uncomfortable you were by him saying all that shit. like asking you if you like to lick pussy.
(12:38:34 PM) Me: remember that?
(12:40:11 PM) TheFemaleManager: No I don’t. I remember him asking if I’d fuck him for $1000.00
(12:40:32 PM) Me: ha. Yeah, thats right. forgot about that one!
(12:40:45 PM) Me: he said we were never at dinner at his house. He even denied living in the house we were at.
(12:41:01 PM) Me: Do you remember anything about his house or being there?
(12:42:21 PM) TheFemaleManager: There were roses in front of it and his baby was a pretty smart baby and very cute.
(12:43:31 PM) Me: Right, it was that little cottage by those big farm fields (or open fields). You know me, i remember every detail. I even remember exactly what we ate. Penne pasta with vegetables and some white creame sauce.
(12:46:08 PM) TheFemaleManager: What made you waste your time on this stupid guy?
(12:46:39 PM) Me: Dunno.. just got tired of watching him call everyone an idiot for all these years and I never said a word about everything we experienced

Agreed:thumbsup




I love your site too.:thumbsup

is this thread still going?

Perhaps a better question would be:

Is Paul Markham the VILLAGE?

Or did I just blow your mind?

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Definatly has no similar characteristics to the village people :winkwink:

:1orglaugh

Haters gonna hate! :1orglaugh

ding ding ding.

Your sig, gofuckyourself........

























goes to gfy now.. only need for one link bro :thumbsup

rip ........................

That was a rhetorical question, right?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sicko. :thumbsup

Oh no you didn't :1orglaughx1000

I think DamianJ has this same setup for every time Paul posts.


LOL, put the weed down Mister. :P

What an entertaining read :)

Definitely another link for my 'Paul Markham folder of LOL'

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh And for Arsewithclass too

Nah, not every time. Just when they say something stupid...

Hang on a minute...

Wow! has been a quiet few days. No negativity out of Paul since this thread dropped its bombs.



I guessing as long as this thread stay on page one, Paul will stay away.



This thread to Paul seems to be like a cross is to a vampire.:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

IN all fairness to Paul, if I got caught wearing those black dress socks with short pants and tennis shoes, I would stay away too.........:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

So your female manager posted this. How convenient.

The shoot was on June 14th 2004.

I have documents to prove it.

Our daughter was way past 2 as she was born early in 2002. So not a baby.

(12:46:08 PM) TheFemaleManager: What made you waste your time on this stupid guy?

And I disgusted you and your companion thought I was stupid. Why did you come to dinner. Weren't you worries I would disgust you more?

My you I was that interested in you coming I sat and watched TV. Doesn't sound like I was in desperate need of your business.

Don't have roses in the front of the house, didn't have any at the back in 2004 and as you can see there's houses along side us.

http://paulmarkham.com/temp/home9.jpg

The street where we live.

http://paulmarkham.com/temp/home5.jpg

http://paulmarkham.com/temp/home6.jpg

Not farms, they're privately owned orchards. But no cottages. All fairly modern houses. Sorry if you got it wrong, you be able to remember all the details.

Am I better than the shooters here?

Well can you name one who sold all his content to magazines, websites and from his paysites as well. One who has been in the business 33 years?

If they could of and didn't explore those markets as business men they lost a lot of money. And that's not bright business.

I have never said I'm awesome.

Is there any connection between your sites and Manwin??????????

No Dave, not scared of what people post on a board. Just got sick of liars. Did Damian ever post proof I lied, proof he lies is everywhere.

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18178754&postcount=24

http://paulmarkham.com/temp/ericicq.jpg

Some of the shit he posted.

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18152523&postcount=55

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18151408&postcount=52

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18122407&postcount=231

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=17914848&postcount=1

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=17914848&postcount=1 still lying about the threat. Lies he can't back up.

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=17423817&postcount=136

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18119790&postcount=189 Making comments about why I left the UK.

Just a few of his lies, he's been obsessed with me ever since he met me in Amsterdam and had dinner me and others. Well that was a lie as well.

I have always said you guys should be earning more, the prices paid to the people who produce the product that makes people buy and buy again online porn, is pitiful.

No I've got nothing to win by getting sponsors to up the content game and it's hard for you who do have something to lose to say anything. Still waiting to see my scene online.

Not worried if people like it or not. It's the best I can do today physically. It's what earned us a lot of money. For a crap shooter I definitely wasn't falling over to be nice to Squealer. Makes me wonder why he came to see me, why he came on the shoot, why he came to dinner and who did he find better than me.

Maybe he was looking for a kiss ass? :1orglaugh

Never had to kiss ass. My work was what was earning us and them money, not my attitude.

Good night.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I posted pics of us at the shoot. End of story. Busted. Done. You called me a liar, you denied everything but in the end, its pretty clear who the liar is.

A 2 year old is not a baby? What is she? A bar tender? A truck driver? A school teacher?

As for the ICQ conversation, we were talking on ICQ and i asked her about you and our trip there. Nothing more. She thought you were an idiot. AND BONUS... i forgot about the other innapropriate shit you said like asking her if she'd fuck you for $1000.00 that she reminded me of. I could say something like "don't be a retard" but that would be pretty pointless.

Keep grasping at straws Paul and acting like you're such a player that you don't need anyones money. You're a broke loser who has barely known any success at all, even at your peak.

I imagine it has to really suck to be at the end of your days, broke and miserable and be reduced to living out some fantasy of success on a porn forum full of people who just think your a moron.

Stop fucking around with the bullshit Markham. I want to see a picture of your couch!

Porn Beer.
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