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WarChild 07-02-2011 08:38 AM

Are you guys still arguing about who's going to be the creepy guy taking pictures at adult conventions? Seriously? LOL.

Sid70 07-02-2011 08:42 AM

You are just annoying to the top.

WarChild 07-02-2011 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bryan G (Post 18256422)
Nalem
I dare one of you mother fuckers to try and take a picture of me at the next show. I know what that fat fuck buster looks like.

Why, you going to have a little cry if they do? Maybe tell your mommy?

nikki99 07-02-2011 08:48 AM

I hope to not look like that anytime soon :(

Si 07-02-2011 08:50 AM

Posting this thread everywhere else is working really well for you from what I found!

Lots of great responses, such as:

We all realize there is more than one person that owns a camera.. We just happen to all fucking hate your guts. And I'm not entirely sure if you're just fucking retarded or if you teamed up with .xxx for a reason..

I think you'll find few give a fuck either way.
I'd imagine the only people interested would be those attending the shows and with those numbers dropping quicker than one of Divvys models I can't imagine it's a growth market.

No response on the pond. No suprises there, forum sucks.

Looks like you are banned from MP and a few others or you don't know they exist.

epitome 07-02-2011 09:08 AM

People in the industry like JFK.

People do not like you.

Did you expect this thread to change things?

rowan 07-02-2011 09:11 AM

http://thsrv.com/p/rabbithater.gif

DaddyHalbucks 07-02-2011 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NALEM (Post 18255672)
OMG people did you know there is more than one photographer that covers the adult webmaster gathers? Did you also know there is more than one hosting, billing, webdesign, an affiliate program out there? We have some serious problems. Competition in the marketplace exists.

In the real world which some of you have lost touch with, there are a multitude of options for products and services. In the USA for example: Kinkos, Staples, Office Depot and UPS Store for printing needs. If your hungry for a hamburger there is McDonalds, Burger King, Carls Jr, Rallys, Fat Burger, In and Out, and thousands of other places.

The reality is that most of you do not attend the shows, hence never having the opportunity to meet either myself, or the lead photographer Buster. Btw, everyone loves a little drama, I am the first one to check in at places like the Zoo, to give myself a minutes worth of entertainment and the same news I can find on CNN.

Does the drama bother me personally? Yes and No. The fire which is fueled by posts submitted by friends of JFK, silly trolls, and those that dont know us, only brings awareness of NALEM which results in traffic. Once the site visitor is there, they decide for themselves if they like the user platform or not.

What really saddens me, is that many of you waste your energy on bitching and complaining, and spend way too much time on the boards, instead of focusing on your own business, and what you need to do to make some $. Yes $ can still be made.

Unlike the fools that post private email and chat communications on the boards, or like to air their personal or business problems that they have with others in this industry, I have resisted the urge to divulge the issues that should not exist between JFK and myself.


Below you will find an edited post that JFK decided to publish on another board known as SC. The unedited version can be at post #167 on the SC board at http://www._____________.com/showthr...629#post310629






"A few years ago you were politely told at Cybernet Expo to back off the threats, and that any photos taken at webmaster gatherings, were for the radio station, and that as such we were not intending to compete for your audience or advertisers.

I told you then if you continue the threats, I would open a site to complete in the marketplace. You continued to bully people Julius, and I have kept my promise. I was patient with you for 4+ years.

The only three things we have in common is that we both speak HU, both attend webmaster gatherings, and we both provide photo coverage using a pro camera.

The comparison stops there. NALEM and Fubarwebmasters are worlds apart in the user experience and advertising channels it offers its clients.

People closest to you have already told me about your horrible demeanor. I had assumed it was only towards us. You really are a sorry POS. For 5 years I reached out to shake your hands and say hello everytime we crossed paths. Putting aside your attitude with us, I scored you the box lunch for the golf tournament at TPF, when I saw your golf cart didnt have one. I dont recall you saying thank you, but then again that is not your style.

I can afford to risk NALEM to the winds of change. Can you say that about your site. You will cause your own self destruction, though I wholeheartedly dont wish that upon you, because I know there is room for several photographers, and you must support your family.

Thank you for your explosive moment here Julius. I think I will have my worker repost it to all the boards, just like we do with the event coverage. I will take heat for it, and your friends will help fuel the fire. Time will tell how things play out.

All the best,

Alex

http://sexfiles.org/coolstorybro.jpg

DamianJ 07-02-2011 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TubeKing (Post 18256179)
Alex/NALEM is by far the dumbest person on this board, even dumber than SallyRand and I thought that was impossible.

I actually think he is dumber than ArseWithClass, and THAT is saying something. At least gary's pictures are in focus. Mainly.

Tasty1 07-02-2011 09:35 AM

NALEM 2.0 Beta

ottopottomouse 07-02-2011 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Si (Post 18256481)
Looks like you are banned from MP

Thanks for the laugh. Hadn't looked there in a few days and it's full of Alienq being a div :1orglaugh

Wizzo 07-02-2011 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 18256363)
101 :pimp

Clearly this meltdown is effecting your posting... :winkwink:

Due 07-02-2011 09:53 AM

Looks like XXX is going to have a major impact on the industry.

Everyone seems to have meltdowns after dealing with them. First Chris, now you ? Are they sponsoring you or did they give you a retirement package ?

DamianJ 07-02-2011 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 18256524)

I totally made that pic and now it's being reused. Excellent.

:)

GonZo 07-02-2011 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NALEM (Post 18255946)
I emailed you at another email address I had on you.

Btw, Buster doesnt stick his camera in anyones face, he sets up the shot every time, unless its some action off in the distance.

Yeah anyone thats done event photography knows you have time to "setup" a shot.
Looks like the only shots set up on here is at JFK.

Grapesoda 07-02-2011 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18256600)
I totally made that pic and now it's being reused. Excellent.

:)

as in as a model?

DamianJ 07-02-2011 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 18256619)
as in as a model?

You fucking wish.

alias 07-02-2011 10:17 AM

Money shot.
 
http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...611/z01793.jpg

CurrentlySober 07-02-2011 10:19 AM

I'm gonna break a personal rule, and actually post a serious comment in a serious thread...

First time I met JFK at a show, I introduced myself, shook his hand and said 'Hi'... He then raised his camera, and I posed for a pic... TBH, I almost felt 'semi honoured'... Kinda 'one-of-the-gang'

He took a few more pics of me, during the show, and all was fine... I looked on the site for them, and found them, and it was cool :) Nice pics (FREE) and a happy reminder of the show... I saved them to the PC and still have them now...

I believe that they have a 'Euro Ads' logo, or 'Eurobilling' logo or something in the corner, and thats fine :) NO PROBLEM TO ME...

When NALEM began 'over-spamming' the boards, I thought to myself that it was annoying, but OK... Whatever... They gotta earn a buck etc... I also had it in my mind, that I would probably introduce myself in the same way at a show, and of they took pics of me... Well, cool... the more the merrier...

BUT...

Although the majority of people here DONT know me, and just see me as 'THE POO GUY'... Plenty of people (IRL) DO KNOW ME... and I will be FUCKED if I am going to have MY IMAGE online, with a .XXX Logo on it !

I do not support them - Never will, and I dont want MY IMAGE associated with it.


So, if I find any NALEM guy taking pics of me at a show... I WILL NOT BE HAPPY, and I will be doing A LOT more than just 'Requesting Removal'...

Its the SPONSORED BY .XXX I HAVE THE PROBLEM WITH. NOT 'NALEM' PERSONALLY... However I think you made a shitty choice in accepting the sponship, but there yah go... You reap what you sow...

Anyway, all the reality posted above has kinda worn me out... Normal service resumed below...

i like poo...
i cant afford to go to shows...
i like shows and poo...

Alprazolam 07-02-2011 10:20 AM

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm3h3mUOMl1qzozj1.jpg

shithead!
deal with it.

CurrentlySober 07-02-2011 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18256622)
You fucking wish.

I fucking wish... I'm STILL waiting for those cock shots you promised me...

Alprazolam 07-02-2011 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 18255746)
I can only speak for myself, Nalem was tolerated, his spam I just ignored. Till he decided to become a marketing pawn of .XXX

Now the spam he does is not only for him, but for .XXX

Truthfully, with the amount of shit I've heard this past week who are in bed with .XXX to market them, buying up competitor urls, I am about done with all of you fuckers.

This industry's worst enemy has always been it's members.

bingo. he can suck dick. try to shoot a pic of me at a show .. he'll get a had in his lens. thats a fact.

Alprazolam 07-02-2011 10:30 AM

lol .XXX just cant win with retarded pr people./ lol.

BareBacked 07-02-2011 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 18255712)
Yes, there is more than one billing company and one hosting company. But with FUBAR it was different - It didn't belong to JFK, it belonged to all of us; It belonged to the entire industry. I understand it's a business for him, and I understand he makes money off of us - But he filled a special niche and was there from the beginning.

All you've done is ripped off the original, and the only reason your in business is because XXX is tossing tons of cash at you. Your burning bridges, and burning them quickly.



Oh snap!

Weird I never got a check for my share of the advertising..

</devils advocate>

Have a great 4th of july weekend guys. Give your loved ones a big hug :thumbsup

BareBacked 07-02-2011 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 18255915)
You know who name drops?

Douchebags.

Douchebags name drop.

and KB :thumbsup

L-Pink 07-02-2011 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BareBacked (Post 18256709)
and KB :thumbsup

well .....

.

Relentless 07-02-2011 11:20 AM

Quote:

You guys are NOTHING but a cheap fucking copycat of FUBAR, .... You guys have copied all the marketing methods we have done for years. .... I would not be so proud of that!! STOP using my name to sell your ads...
Seems to me that's all 100% true...

Yes, there are many hosting companies, but I don't see them trying to use the names of others to push their own products. This thread and its title are nothing more than a poor attempt by you to do exactly that.

NALEM 07-02-2011 12:06 PM

Thank you Julius. ICM and NALEM both appreciate the branding exposure. :thumbsup :thumbsup

porno jew 07-02-2011 12:10 PM

looks like someone owes an apology to nalem.

fris 07-02-2011 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 18255712)
Yes, there is more than one billing company and one hosting company. But with FUBAR it was different - It didn't belong to JFK, it belonged to all of us; It belonged to the entire industry. I understand it's a business for him, and I understand he makes money off of us - But he filled a special niche and was there from the beginning.

All you've done is ripped off the original, and the only reason your in business is because XXX is tossing tons of cash at you. Your burning bridges, and burning them quickly.



Oh snap!

big difference is JFK is paid to goto the events. nalem probably pays for his hotel, flight, etc all that, hoping to get some cheap advertisement revenue from his site, when JFK doesnt have too, its all money made for him.

When people ask what site to checkout pics from events, im sure 10/10 people will say fubar.

DeanCapture 07-02-2011 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NALEM (Post 18255672)
JFK is having a meltdown ... call 911 for emergency

The only meltdown that I see here is the one coming from you :Oh crap

JFK seems calm, cool and collective. And, he doesn't seem to be too concerned about your post to waste too much time commenting on it, which I have to commend him for.

I've learned over the years that it's always best to ignore the haters, the trolls and the troublemakers, which can be quite the challenge because GFY is just full of them.

At any rate, good luck with your biz'naz.

Freaky_Akula 07-02-2011 12:29 PM

You are doing business with ICM registry. For that you will be forever shitlisted.

Christina T. 07-02-2011 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NALEM (Post 18256825)
Thank you Julius. ICM and NALEM both appreciate the branding exposure. :thumbsup :thumbsup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Bet you it will be just a metter of time before you are banned from every "main" forum at least :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Was Buster the one who tried to runaway from paying the strippers that one time :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Christina T. 07-02-2011 12:36 PM

All aboard Alex , Buster .. Nail Em Airlines!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.pxleyes.com/images/users/...25b3f7db4c.jpg

RyuLion 07-02-2011 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVN Theo (Post 18255684)
where's the drama lama photo?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Christina T. 07-02-2011 12:39 PM


JFK 07-02-2011 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christina T. (Post 18256891)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Bet you it will be just a metter of time before you are banned from every "main" forum at least :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Was Buster the one who tried to runaway from paying the strippers that one time :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Indeed it was, he was also the one who slapped the Radio Dentata stickers on the Lightspeed girls asses and tried to advertise with it :2 cents:

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...104/z11672.jpg

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...104/z11615.jpg

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...104/z11629.jpg

GonZo 07-02-2011 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 18256959)
Indeed it was, he was also the one who slapped the Radio Dentata stickers on the Lightspeed girls asses and tried to advertise with it :2 cents:

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...104/z11672.jpg

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...104/z11615.jpg

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...104/z11629.jpg

Classless.

garce 07-02-2011 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NALEM (Post 18256825)
Thank you Julius. ICM and NALEM both appreciate the branding exposure. :thumbsup :thumbsup

Why do you feel the need to increase the font size for every post? Next time, make sure to hit "Caps Lock" before you type.

You chat like a 12 year old Japanese anime fanboy, but you look like an over the hill 50 year old white dude.

Abbie 07-02-2011 03:42 PM

I personally find it a bit insulting for JFK that you even compare yourself or your methods to him. There's an enormous difference between NALEM and JFK ...

You guys don't have 1/10th of the class or respect of this industry that JFK has. The more you post, the more foolish you look. Give up already. You aren't even fun to mock anymore. zzzzzzzz

MediaGuy 07-02-2011 03:46 PM

This so nails it - fucking hilarious.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 18256126)

And yeah i'm breaking my own rule but it seems nobody read what I wrote and this thread keeps floating back to the fucking top... dammit - just stop posting.

READ:

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaGuy (Post 18256247)
I don't invect or fuel bullshit drama threads... although I'm playful like a lot of others here, and it's all in good fun.

I know there's something of a "bro" club around, and though I don't think I'm considered one, people who are put down as being in that club are usually good, cool and even great in my book.

Most of the time the "bro" term is thrown out there as a put-down by people who are rejected or rejects because of their negative attitude and/or resentfulness fueled by failure.

First off, NALEM, your board posting is annoying and mostly pointless. Even shit like my own "dream of jeannie" thread https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1028758 is more entertaining and somehow edifying than most of your threads.

I'm sure most regulars here (and the other boards you repost at), like myself, when they see another thing you start just groan and moan to themselves "Oh no..."

Yet we click the damn link and give you a view.

I don't know if I'm a bro and frankly don't care. I do shows some years, some years I don't. I know and have met some of the best people around through this business.

Anyone here though will back me up when I say my posting is not overtly annoying, pointless or disrespectful.

There are many who post all kinds of shit, start pointless threads, and are more playful and pointless than business - though of course there's always the underlying business aspect of signature views, etc....

Still I click and enter and dismiss or groan and chuckle and move on. Somehow, those posts still have some validity to me, there's a sense they're done with some measure of passion, caring, perverse amusement or just "GoFuckYourself" attitude.

But your marketing template just comes off cold, uncaring and completely devoid of any purpose, as if you really don't know "us", our business culture, or... something. It's like you're really not implicated or invested in any way, and figure we're idiots who can be approached in any slam-bang way and the easiest is badgering.

And this impression I had was before you proferred ICM and .XXX a platform for exposure, implicit support and another point of access to the industry, leveraging onto us a sort of involuntary exposure to the brands through thread views.

I was annoyed just by your name appearing in a thread listing because of the pointless and heartless aspect of your board campaign.

I know, as you "accuse" JFK, you probably have a family to feed, yadda yadda, but taking on ICM and XXX just proves my initial impression that there is no actual caring or passion on your part for the business outside of the money.

ICM and especially .XXX will wither if nobody buys their domains or otherwise supports them.

This is the first and last time I post in any thread you start, and the last time I click into one also. Hopefully, if everyone else does the same, your campaign will wither and you'll have to come up with a better way to advertise your wares.

Nothing personal, really. I'm sure you and your photographer are good people to have a drink with. But your approach is not cool, and pollutes my environment.

:D


camsvipdotcom 07-02-2011 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 18256361)

Why is the guy in the .xxx shirt bending?

alias 07-02-2011 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camsvipdotcom (Post 18257204)
Why is the guy in the .xxx shirt bending?

He is standing up to go take his sponsor check from a representative of .xxx.

JFK 07-02-2011 03:56 PM

One fitty ..................Breakdowns :Graucho

alias 07-02-2011 04:01 PM

Hey JFK, I hope the trauma from this thread is not making you lose it.

Please just try to take some time this holiday weekend and relax out back by the stream, I'm confident that everything is going to be ok. :upsidedow

pornmasta 07-02-2011 04:03 PM

where is the money in this thread ?

camsvipdotcom 07-02-2011 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias (Post 18257217)
He is standing up to go take his sponsor check from a representative of .xxx.

so he's bending to get some? :Oh crap

JFK 07-02-2011 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias (Post 18257229)
Hey JFK, I hope the trauma from this thread is not making you lose it.

Please just try to take some time this holiday weekend and relax out back by the stream, I'm confident that everything is going to be ok. :upsidedow

It's hard :waaaaahh:waaaaahh Thanks for taking pity:helpme

Youre the kind of person
You meet at certain dismal dull affairs.
Center of a crowd, talking much too loud
Running up and down the stairs.
Well, it seems to me that you have seen too much in too few years.
And though youve tried you just can't hide
Your eyes are edged with tears.

You better stop
Look around
Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes
Here comes your nine-teenth nervous breakdown.

When you were a child
You were treated kind
But you were never brought up right.
You were always spoiled with a thousand toys
But still you cried all night.
Your mother who neglected you
Owes a million dollars tax.
And your fathers still perfecting ways of making ceiling wax.

You better stop, look around
Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes
Here comes your nilne-teenth nervous breakdown.

Oh, whos to blame, that girls just insane.
Well nothing I do don't seem to work,
It only seems to make matters worse. oh please.

You were still in school
When you had that fool
Who really messed your mind.
And after that you turned your back
On treating people kind.
On our first trip
I tried so hard to rearrange your mind.
But after while I realized you were disarranging mine.

You better stop, look around
Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes
Here comes your nine-teenth nervous breakdown.
Here comes your nine-teenth nervous breakdown
Here comes your nine-teenth nervous breakdown

Thanks Mick and Keith :pimp

Phoenix 07-02-2011 04:20 PM

when i see too many people taking pictures at a show..it just makes me worry that i have to go to another site and make sure my face isnt pictured beside some porn sign

not everyone wants to be larry flynt
i think they should restrict the number of people allowed to be photographing at the conventions...to a few very known people

L-Pink 07-02-2011 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 18257257)
when i see too many people taking pictures at a show..it just makes me worry that i have to go to another site and make sure my face isnt pictured beside some porn sign

not everyone wants to be larry flynt
i think they should restrict the number of people allowed to be photographing at the conventions...to a few very known people

:2 cents:

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