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Elli 07-07-2011 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 18266634)
Talking about blowjobs. Most women in the states stop doing them for their men and get away with it. You are right though, I have heard many men say that their wives think sex is a FAVOR they're doing for their men. The women I've known always want it all of the time do it to me now now now - I can't imagine being with a frigid bitch who DOESN'T want sex. I always think, well, if a man is good at fucking, he's doing HER the favor.

If sex is a favour to HIM, then he's doing it wrong.

WarChild 07-07-2011 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Elli (Post 18266811)
If sex is a favour to HIM, then he's doing it wrong.

Reminds me of ancient wisdom passed down from generation to generation:

Father: Son how do you please a woman?
Son: Who cares?
Father: Exactly, son.

TheSquealer 07-07-2011 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 18265104)
You would be surprised and confused at the high caliber of women I have kept company with.

"She's not out of my league if she's seeing me." :winkwink:

Doesn't count when they're crying, drunk or wanting a credit card number.

:2 cents:

cooldude7 07-07-2011 11:33 AM

i lol'd

anyways , idk about others , but my gf is very cock hungry, as soon as she comes , she tries to suck my cock.....
but then again she only comes 2-4 times a month, she has husband.

mamaliga 07-07-2011 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by facialfreak (Post 18264340)
A guy comes home to find his wife in the kitchen watching a cooking show on TV ...

"What are you doing?!?" he exclaims, "You can't cook!"

To which she replied, "You watch porn, don't you???"

JAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAAAAAAA
I spit the coke on the keyboard :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Freaky_Akula 07-07-2011 01:04 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Double trouble 07-07-2011 01:51 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh




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Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli (Post 18266811)
If sex is a favour to HIM, then he's doing it wrong.

:thumbsup

thickcash_amo 07-07-2011 02:16 PM

haha that was funny

just a punk 07-07-2011 02:30 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

BTW Whores in Vegas are much cheaper :)

officemike 07-07-2011 02:53 PM

still funny!

Lykos 07-07-2011 02:54 PM

Not bad at all:)

MrMaxwell 07-07-2011 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli (Post 18266811)
If sex is a favour to HIM, then he's doing it wrong.

Exactly... See!!

margarita 07-08-2011 01:35 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

nico-t 07-08-2011 02:00 AM

woman = whore


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