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Grapesoda 07-27-2011 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 18311348)
going on a bender......how do i prepare?

haven't drank in several months either. there's going to be lots of liquor, no beer or wine.
make sure and put a hockymask on and an XL butt plug in before you leave the house :thumbsup

cherrylula 07-27-2011 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 18311364)
what about like 24/12 hours ahead of time? anything?
water. sleep. weed. vitamins.

meat in your stomach absorbs the alcohol and makes your body digest it slower... and of course don't forget the cocaine. :1orglaugh

cherrylula 07-27-2011 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Waiter (Post 18311440)
" self control " ... is your answer :winkwink:
booooring :1orglaugh

dyna mo 07-27-2011 12:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 18311798)
make sure and put a hockymask on and an XL butt plug in before you leave the house :thumbsup
dude, i swore to myself that would never happen again, that's why i started this thread! :thumbsup one thing i used to do is do a pre-bender ramp up, that does not work.... i need to peak later! :Oh crap

dyna mo 07-27-2011 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 18311800)
water. sleep. weed. vitamins.

meat in your stomach absorbs the alcohol and makes your body digest it slower... and of course don't forget the cocaine. :1orglaugh
i am loaded up on all of those except the cocaine!:1orglaugh

dyna mo 07-27-2011 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by barcodes (Post 18311739)
If all else fails, you could try one of these in the morning lol:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prairie...%28cocktail%29

http://www.chow.com/assets/2006/09/r...te_210x290.jpg
Have fun, best of luck!
damn!!!!!

Quagmire 07-27-2011 12:17 PM
One of these, and you're set for the night. Just don't put it down on a table with chips and crackers, or people might think the contents is dip.

http://www.smileyme.com/images/barf_...mit_bucket.gif

magicmike 07-27-2011 12:18 PM
Eat a lot of food before, get full. Drink light drinks esp. at first, don't do shots or many, if you rise your blood alcohol too fast you will get blackout drunk, if not you should be okay.

O MARINA 07-27-2011 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 18311543)
do i know you?
NO and THAT'S why you're drinking

Juicy D. Links 07-27-2011 12:24 PM
Yeee Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Pic from my "Bender"


http://gaymassagecreep.com/wp-conten...ay-massage.jpg

O MARINA 07-27-2011 12:26 PM
50 grams of cold Russian Vodka shots straight up

barcodes 07-27-2011 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 18311874)
NO and THAT'S why you're drinking

O MARINA 07-27-2011 12:30 PM
:1orglaugh

dyna mo 07-27-2011 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 18311874)
NO and THAT'S why you're drinking
wow, i did not know that. thank you. i'll tell my drinking buddies when they get in town. i am impressed that you determined that from 3000+ miles away. :1orglaugh

O MARINA 07-27-2011 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 18311912)
wow, i did not know that. thank you. i'll tell my drinking buddies when they get in town. i am impressed that you determined that from 3000+ miles away. :1orglaugh

Who is coming to town. I am jealous!

ladyontop 07-27-2011 12:57 PM
nice pic from your bender lol

dyna mo 07-27-2011 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 18311922)
Who is coming to town. I am jealous!
a few old friends, based on all the jibber jabber going back and forth, the drinking will be like we are all 18 year olds. :1orglaugh

O MARINA 07-27-2011 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 18312101)
a few old friends, based on all the jibber jabber going back and forth, the drinking will be like we are all 18 year olds. :1orglaugh


ok :pimp have fun

dyna mo 07-27-2011 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 18312116)
ok :pimp have fun
will do, thx! if you were here i'd let ya buy me a drink!

lazycash 07-27-2011 01:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 18311674)
You completely missed the joke.


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