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EddyTheDog 10-06-2011 06:28 AM

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TurboAngel 10-06-2011 11:21 AM

I think that would be fucked up.

sperbonzo 10-06-2011 11:45 AM

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Roald 10-06-2011 11:48 AM

If you get too much Kittens you can always go shark fishing....;))))

KLAN 10-06-2011 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MPGdevil (Post 18465539)
If economy is that bad you need to cut down costs, get rid of your snake. If you can no longer feed your pet in a proper way, then you are no longer entitled to have one. Instead kittens have to suffer because you are a loser.

Yeah! the perfect speech!
This is the most wise thing I have ever read in this board!

96ukssob 10-06-2011 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18463892)
Wouldn't it just be easier to keep a hutch of breeding rabbits in your garden?

Hence the term - Breed Like Rabbits - Continual supply of fresh food, and no issues with people who dont agree?

my old neighbor had some massive python snake and would have to feed it rabbits

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER (Post 18463743)
I hate cats. I'm a dog person. I dunno but the thought of someone feeding their snake kittens isn't right.

I see your point completely, but from someone who had a pet rat, its just as sad seeing a kitten get eaten as it is a rat :2 cents:

twistyneck 10-06-2011 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MPGdevil (Post 18465539)
If economy is that bad you need to cut down costs, get rid of your snake. If you can no longer feed your pet in a proper way, then you are no longer entitled to have one. Instead kittens have to suffer because you are a loser.

Of course I can afford to care for my pets but why pay $20 a week for rats when I can get kittens for free? The kittens wouldn't suffer either so don't worry about that.

kristin 10-06-2011 12:29 PM

I love the responses.

cherrylula 10-06-2011 12:33 PM

Why don't you just dig them out of the dumpster behind the pet shelter after they euthanize them? Then, truly, nobody cares. :(

twistyneck 10-06-2011 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 18473750)
Why don't you just dig them out of the dumpster behind the pet shelter after they euthanize them? Then, truly, nobody cares. :(

They don't put them in a dumpster. They put them in a cooler until the rendering truck comes. Then they are turned into "rendered meat" and are put into pet food. How do I know? I used to work at a shelter gassing animals all day long.

Eyeball 10-06-2011 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twistyneck (Post 18473685)
Of course I can afford to care for my pets but why pay $20 a week for rats when I can get kittens for free? The kittens wouldn't suffer either so don't worry about that.

Give us something real to laugh at and post a pic of the interior of the shit hole that you call home. I want to see what a tramp who cant afford $20 a week lives in.

cherrylula 10-06-2011 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by twistyneck (Post 18473764)
They don't put them in a dumpster. They put them in a cooler until the rendering truck comes. Then they are turned into "rendered meat" and are put into pet food. How do I know? I used to work at a shelter gassing animals all day long.

oh well... :Oh crap

twistyneck 10-06-2011 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 18473783)
oh well... :Oh crap

What do you think happens to unwanted kittens? They are gassed. If they are used as snake food then at least they won't go to waste.

Jowebart 10-06-2011 12:56 PM

I hate snakes, of any kind but I like kittens. So in my opinion I would give small snakes to my cat anytime to eat lol :party-smi

KLAN 10-06-2011 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twistyneck (Post 18473685)
Of course I can afford to care for my pets but why pay $20 a week for rats when I can get kittens for free? The kittens wouldn't suffer either so don't worry about that.

and $20 a week is so much for you? anyway I guess you don't have an endless stock of kittens so soon or later you will be in the same problem you are right now. You will have to come out with a new solution to the problem. I advise you, instead postpone the problem just get rid of it now. Don't let you involve with feelings for your pet, money do not give a fuck about feelings.
At least, if you feel a bit lonely just take a kitten that costs you much less than a snake.

twistyneck 10-06-2011 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KLAN (Post 18473859)
and $20 a week is so much for you? anyway I guess you don't have an endless stock of kittens so soon or later you will be in the same problem you are right now. You will have to come out with a new solution to the problem. I advise you, instead postpone the problem just get rid of it now. Don't let you involve with feelings for your pet, money do not give a fuck about feelings.
At least, if you feel a bit lonely just take a kitten that costs you much less than a snake.

Actually there is an endless supply of kittens. Just check out Craig's List.

brassmonkey 10-06-2011 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 18465811)
My friend owns two African lions, and she feeds them human babies. I see no problem with that. It's all part of the cycle of life...

are you comparing kittens to children?? :helpme :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

porno jew 10-06-2011 01:17 PM

in some eastern traditions it is a great honor for an animal to give up it's life for a human. it is rewarded with a better life in the next incarnation.

i assume it is the same for kittens and snakes, as snakes are a highly revered animal in the east.

twistyneck 10-06-2011 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 18473880)
in some eastern traditions it is a great honor for an animal to give up it's life for a human. it is rewarded with a better life in the next incarnation.

i assume it is the same for kittens and snakes, as snakes are a highly revered animal in the east.

Interesting point. So I'd actually be doing the kittens a favor, right?

DaddyHalbucks 10-06-2011 01:19 PM

Cats breed like cockroaches.

Their feces is killing the California sea lion. There is more in Google about it.

EddyTheDog 10-06-2011 01:20 PM

100 Troll posts...

sperbonzo 10-06-2011 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 18473886)
Cats breed like cockroaches.

Their feces is killing the California sea lion. There is more in Google about it.

People really need to keep their Sea Lions out of the cat litter.



.:2 cents:

twistyneck 10-06-2011 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 18473886)
Cats breed like cockroaches.

Their feces is killing the California sea lion. There is more in Google about it.

This is true, I'd forgotten about it. Something about the crap making its way into the water or something...

GatorB 10-06-2011 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by twistyneck (Post 18463693)
I keep large reptiles and the food bill is pretty high. I was looking at Craig's List and there are TONS of free kittens that are about the right size. To me they are no different from a rat, I'm thinking I could get 5 or 6 free kittens a week and save a lot of money. I wish I had thought of this a long time ago.

How about not keeping large repitles and having NORMAL pets. Fucktards like you is why Florida has 100,000 boas and pythons crawling around in the wild. Here's an idea, cut off your dick and feed it to your "pets" first.

twistyneck 10-06-2011 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 18473895)
How about not keeping large repitles and having NORMAL pets. Fucktards like you is why Florida has 100,000 boas and pythons crawling around in the wild. Here's an idea, cut off your dick and feed it to your "pets" first.

How about you go eat a plate of cocks?

bigluv 10-06-2011 01:33 PM

When you get a kitten for free off craigslist, the implied social contract is that you want a kitten and will give it a good home. Using it for another purpose, especially one that you k now the givee would object strongly to just shows you are a fucking douchebag.

And people who keep snakes are 99% fucking losers as well. Congratulations.

twistyneck 10-06-2011 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigluv (Post 18473912)
When you get a kitten for free off craigslist, the implied social contract is that you want a kitten and will give it a good home. Using it for another purpose, especially one that you k now the givee would object strongly to just shows you are a fucking douchebag.

And people who keep snakes are 99% fucking losers as well. Congratulations.

Implied social contract? hahahahaha No, the contract is this: You were too dumb to neuter your pets so now you have to unload them any way you can. Since I am a nice guy, I'll help you out.

camperjohn64 10-06-2011 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 18463706)
I'm sure some people will look down on it because kittens are thought of as cute pets.

You probably shouldnt tell your plans to the people you get the kittens from.

Ditto.

Logically, it's a good idea.

Emotionally, kittens are cute.

But so are reptiles.

Do it and don't tell anyone.

Redrob 10-06-2011 02:14 PM

I think I'd stick to rats and the like. Pets will get you shot by the crazies out there.

twistyneck 10-06-2011 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Redrob (Post 18474019)
I think I'd stick to rats and the like. Pets will get you shot by the crazies out there.

Yeah funny how people value the life of a kitten over a human.

$5 submissions 10-06-2011 03:04 PM

Interesting variation to the whole "okay to eat cows, chickens and pigs" but not okay to "abuse" / eat other animals.

twistyneck 10-06-2011 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 18474113)
Interesting variation to the whole "okay to eat cows, chickens and pigs" but not okay to "abuse" / eat other animals.

Funny how that works, isn't it?


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