Originally Posted by PussyMeister (Post 18490896)

Whatever, it's a cool story, I've always been a sucker for strippers and whores. I tend to relate to them for some reason.

Originally Posted by Dirty D (Post 18491087)

Weak Pimp Hand

Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 18491191)

Correct.

Women want a 6'2" wife beater not a 5'6" nice guy.

Originally Posted by Jon Oso (Post 18490968)

Again, it's so obvious how many of you have never had a relationship with a stripper.

Originally Posted by ******* (Post 18491337)

Jebus!! At this rate she will be fucking you up the ass by the end of the month.

Try this: Next time you see her pour her a drink. Pick her up and spank her and tell her you are tired of her games. Toss her on the couch or bed. Kiss her. Don't ask. Just lay one on her like in the old Hollywood movies. She will most likely put up her SSD (super slut defense). Get up and walk out and don't answer any calls/texts from her till later in the day. Be a fucking caveman. Women like her eat that stuff up.

Originally Posted by digitalfantasies (Post 18491344)

SSD (Super Slut Defense) hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 18489428)

You're a fag.

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 18489602)

if there is ever a turn off is going home with a hot chick and she got some stinky ass fucking litter box in her apt/house, cant she take a photo somewhere other than in front of a cat shit box? lol ;)

geez, even seeing a litterbox brings about the horrible stench produced by those fucking rodents of a pet! talk about ruin it all. :1orglaugh

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 18490839)

don't go for strippers, you are wasting their time. like many have said, using guys is their profession. she might not be using you for money but to be that guy friend she can hang out with without the need to fuck (or something similar).

there are plenty of hot chicks out there who do all sorts of shit. the key is to find one that is also into crazy sex because thats more fun. there is nothing worse than a hot girl who is a boring lay. you might have to play a bit of the jerk role at first, depending on the girl but eventually you can be more and more yourself but really if you constantly have to act like someone else and play these stupid teenager games, whats the point? its all about finding someone you can be yourself with and get what you want/need out of it. of course you'll have to give her some of the things she wants/needs. sometimes it work, often it won't. sucks, doesn't it?

Originally Posted by BareBacked (Post 18491505)

just use her to meet and bang all her friends.
as soon as you do a few she will wonder why you were not putting those moves on her and wonder what is wrong with her and want to fuck you anyways

good l uck

Originally Posted by camperjohn64 (Post 18491343)

Deal! I will see her sunday night.

Originally Posted by camperjohn64 (Post 18491343)

Deal! I will see her sunday night.

Originally Posted by camperjohn64 (Post 18491343)

Deal! I will see her sunday night.

Originally Posted by Squirtit (Post 18492131)

I'll pay $200 for a pic of her with your cock in her mouth.

Let her know, it might change things ;)

Serious offer

Originally Posted by Squirtit (Post 18492131)

I'll pay $200 for a pic of her with your cock in her mouth.

Let her know, it might change things ;)

Serious offer

Originally Posted by Squirtit (Post 18492131)

I'll pay $200 for a pic of her with your cock in her mouth.

Let her know, it might change things ;)

Serious offer

Originally Posted by camperjohn64 (Post 18491276)

Please elaborate.

Originally Posted by camperjohn64 (Post 18491271)

I sometimes think this is the truth!!

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 18494573)

It's true, I'm the 5'6 nice guy and it sucks!

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 18494582)

If you really want to know why she wont date you go look at your IMDB photo and the one credit you have ... that nobody has heard of. Then read your posts here. You will find the answer there.

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 18494725)

She's telling you the stuff about getting back together with her ex to get you to back off. If she was the least bit interested she wouldnt be getting back with him and/or if she was she would lie to you about it.

Arent you in your mid 40's? Shouldnt you have gotten over the whole stripper thing about 20 years ago?

PS....look under her sink, I suspect you will find boxes of ex lax.

Originally Posted by camperjohn64 (Post 18495031)

I don't get it about the ex lax..?

Originally Posted by camperjohn64 (Post 18489425)

I'm fit, fashionable, intellegent, showered.

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 18495117)

Women don't get this skinny by eating salad.

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...82776734_n.jpg

Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 18495160)

to be honest, i dont get the appeal

fake hair, fake tits, weird face, midget

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 18495186)

I agree, except for the midget part. :winkwink:

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 18495186)

I agree, except for the midget part. :winkwink:

Originally Posted by livexxx (Post 18495296)

Just exactly how old is she? That might be part of the problem IMHO

Originally Posted by camperjohn64 (Post 18495413)

31 years, 5'4"

Originally Posted by DBS.US (Post 18495419)

31 is old in stripper years:2 cents:

Originally Posted by camperjohn64 (Post 18495413)

31 years, 5'4"

Originally Posted by livexxx (Post 18495491)

Looking at the back of her hands I'd say she has been 31 quite a few times now, I'd have pegged her at late 30's , shoot her and check out her 2257's or do the pinch test if you can get away with it.
IMHO she's looking for stability, kids and a retirement plan. Probably hedging her bets in case the UFC dude starts winning big, so you might be a stand up guy, but perhaps you haven't shown her enough money to hoist the I'm a safe bet flag.