Beauty is interpretive. Even with all the models I shot for VirtuaGirl, and all the Internext conferences I've been to, she is by far the best looking girl I've ever seen.

This is why I got stuck in the friend zone - I liked her. If she was fat or ugly she would be crazy about me because I wouldn't care. I didn't plan on being in the friend zone, just happened.

Yes, plenty of videos of him on youtube, she has pictures with him. He fat and ugly like most UFC fighters - well I thonk so, but she thinks he's so amazing.

She found a gem.

shes laying in your bed naked and all you give her is a back rub?

good goin....

Believe me I kept pushing for more and she kept flinching. C'mon give it up on the backrub thing...I wasn't going to rape the girl..

Wait wait wait.. back up a minute.

You can't fucking be FRIENDS with a girl. That's outrageous.
Either fuck her or dump her. None of this FRIEND shit.

you have to set the rules. No one sleeps in my bed unless they are fucking me. Its blunt but to the point. Trying to be such a gentleman doesn't work its seen as weakness in that climate. Pushing when she says no in the times we live into today, isnt a good idea. I figure the whole bf thing is to get you to back off a little. you like her friendship hang with her ,if you are doing it hoping more will happen move on.

sure you can be friends. :) friends with benefits :pimp

Sucker. :1orglaugh

don't go for strippers, you are wasting their time. like many have said, using guys is their profession. she might not be using you for money but to be that guy friend she can hang out with without the need to fuck (or something similar).

there are plenty of hot chicks out there who do all sorts of shit. the key is to find one that is also into crazy sex because thats more fun. there is nothing worse than a hot girl who is a boring lay. you might have to play a bit of the jerk role at first, depending on the girl but eventually you can be more and more yourself but really if you constantly have to act like someone else and play these stupid teenager games, whats the point? its all about finding someone you can be yourself with and get what you want/need out of it. of course you'll have to give her some of the things she wants/needs. sometimes it work, often it won't. sucks, doesn't it?

If you like the friendship she looks like a solid wing-woman.

treat em like shit works wonders... most girls up to 25 only respond that way :2 cents:

cuckold
 

Maybe some cuckolding with that boyfirend?try that

She wants you to lay down behind her in the " Friend zone " and shove your cock into her ass or pussy. Take her make her feel like you are dominant.. She just told you that what she likes and you want to cuddle.

Honesty is a rare thing...most guys including myself would have lied and said we banged the shit of her...the bitch couldn't walk for two days. Hell, it's a stripper, so I would probably throw in some anal, or some shit about her inviting her sister over for a threesome.

Of course the whole story could be bullshit, in which case, well played sir.

Whatever, it's a cool story, I've always been a sucker for strippers and whores. I tend to relate to them for some reason.

:thumbsup

Again, it's so obvious how many of you have never had a relationship with a stripper.

Weak Pimp Hand

Correct.

Women want a 6'2" wife beater not a 5'6" nice guy.

I sometimes think this is the truth!!

Please elaborate.

Jebus!! At this rate she will be fucking you up the ass by the end of the month.

Try this: Next time you see her pour her a drink. Pick her up and spank her and tell her you are tired of her games. Toss her on the couch or bed. Kiss her. Don't ask. Just lay one on her like in the old Hollywood movies. She will most likely put up her SSD (super slut defense). Get up and walk out and don't answer any calls/texts from her till later in the day. Be a degenerate caveman. Women like her eat that stuff up.

Deal! I will see her sunday night.

SSD (Super Slut Defense) hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

Actually I think the more common term is ASD (anti-slut-defense) but I cannot seem to remember that when it comes out of my mouth.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

just use her to meet and bang all her friends.
as soon as you do a few she will wonder why you were not putting those moves on her and wonder what is wrong with her and want to fuck you anyways

good l uck

Just whip out a hardon in the middle of a conversation.

Word, cats suck. Cat chicks are gross.

Sorry to hear it's not going so well for you... but there are some funnay replies here.

BlackCrayons analogy is what I agree with.

It's like the blind leading the blind here.

the nice half of my hopes you dont follow any advice you get on this board.
the mean half hopes you do, so i can read the hysterical outcome.

Can't wait to see how this one turns out :)

I'll pay $200 for a pic of her with your cock in her mouth.

Let her know, it might change things ;)

Serious offer

I think I've opened a can of worms here. Still better than crabs I guess.

48 hours, will report on results.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

This would be great success. :thumbsup:thumbsup

Didn't want to look for the blog posts, but it wasn't too difficult.

Regarding strippers starts at the bottom of this page

http://www.jonoso.com/dating-strippers.html

and continues here.

http://www.jonoso.com/dating-strippe...stars-pt2.html

It's true, I'm the 5'6 nice guy and it sucks!