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camperjohn64 10-16-2011 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 18495160)
to be honest, i dont get the appeal

fake hair, fake tits, weird face, midget
Beauty is interpretive.

davecummings 10-16-2011 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by tony286 (Post 18490810)
you have to set the rules. No one sleeps in my bed unless they are fucking me. Its blunt but to the point. Trying to be such a gentleman doesn't work its seen as weakness in that climate. Pushing when she says no in the times we live into today, isnt a good idea. I figure the whole bf thing is to get you to back off a little. you like her friendship hang with her ,if you are doing it hoping more will happen move on.
I always tell groupies and strays that "yes, we can be fuckin' sex friends, but you must be ok with condoms, you must be consenting, you must agree to our time together being strictly NSA, and you must honor my rule of me "waking up alone in my own bed".

greefis 10-16-2011 09:26 PM
Oh god....A pretty story....

davecummings 10-16-2011 09:29 PM
CamperJohn, try that "Bullpen" bar (the one next to the strip joint) that has all the gorgeous girls.

Hang in there--find a rich one that wants to support you.

davecummings 10-16-2011 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by ******* (Post 18495502)
Good eyeball. She does have some ugly fucking fingers. :repuke
Gosh might the reason she's holding out be that she's not a "she"??? Yikes!

LexiLexxx 10-17-2011 12:03 AM
*******, u crack me the fuck up...BUT, I think ur 100% correct...women love confident men.

MasterBlow 10-17-2011 04:11 AM
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camperjohn64 10-17-2011 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by davecummings (Post 18495673)
Gosh might the reason she's holding out be that she's not a "she"??? Yikes!
Actually Dave, I have confirmed she, is a she.

How have you been doing? I sold rentyourdot.

camperjohn64 10-18-2011 05:36 AM
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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 18494725)
She's telling you the stuff about getting back together with her ex to get you to back off. If she was the least bit interested she wouldnt be getting back with him and/or if she was she would lie to you about it....
Weekend update:

Well she IS getting back together with her ex, she is not trying to hide it. This means that, according to the above, she doesn't have the least bit of interest in me. I think this is the case. Snooze you lose.

Tonight, I am looking for a place to live in LA (just got new job in LA), and she invited me to stay at her place while I look for an apartment: I am sleeping on the couch.

We went from instant attraction, pants down and petting, climbing into each other's bed (even though I fully admit I could never hit a home run)...to me sleeping on her couch. I had the hottest chick I ever met come onto me, and I choked. I didn't even have to chase her, she chased me...and I blew it.

I am absolutely beside myself.

ErectMedia 10-23-2011 02:21 PM
if you're still there, sleep on her couch naked, in the middle of the night get up open the front door and slam it then jump back on the couch with your dong exposed, if she wakes you up and asks if you heard anything say no I'm a hard sleeper, she will either jump on your cock, invite you into her room cause she's scared now or throw your ass out cause your ass sweat is fuckin up her couch, 2 out of 3 are winning :thumbsup

L-Pink 10-23-2011 02:30 PM
Cheer up, maybe her boyfriend is bi and you might get fucked after all.

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porno jew 10-23-2011 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by camperjohn64 (Post 18498374)
Weekend update:

Well she IS getting back together with her ex, she is not trying to hide it. This means that, according to the above, she doesn't have the least bit of interest in me. I think this is the case. Snooze you lose.

Tonight, I am looking for a place to live in LA (just got new job in LA), and she invited me to stay at her place while I look for an apartment: I am sleeping on the couch.

We went from instant attraction, pants down and petting, climbing into each other's bed (even though I fully admit I could never hit a home run)...to me sleeping on her couch. I had the hottest chick I ever met come onto me, and I choked. I didn't even have to chase her, she chased me...and I blew it.

I am absolutely beside myself.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Closeted

SuckOnThis 10-23-2011 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by camperjohn64 (Post 18498374)
Weekend update:

Well she IS getting back together with her ex, she is not trying to hide it. This means that, according to the above, she doesn't have the least bit of interest in me. I think this is the case. Snooze you lose.

Tonight, I am looking for a place to live in LA (just got new job in LA), and she invited me to stay at her place while I look for an apartment: I am sleeping on the couch.

We went from instant attraction, pants down and petting, climbing into each other's bed (even though I fully admit I could never hit a home run)...to me sleeping on her couch. I had the hottest chick I ever met come onto me, and I choked. I didn't even have to chase her, she chased me...and I blew it.

I am absolutely beside myself.

Don't be so hard on yourself, she did you a favor. Get off her fucking couch and move on.

Jarmusch 10-23-2011 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by MasterBlow (Post 18496012)
That's two-thirds of GFY right there. :1orglaugh

Jakez 10-23-2011 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by BareBacked (Post 18491505)
just use her to meet and bang all her friends.
as soon as you do a few she will wonder why you were not putting those moves on her and wonder what is wrong with her and want to fuck you anyways

good l uck
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Originally Posted by ******* (Post 18491337)
Try this: Next time you see her pour her a drink. Pick her up and spank her and tell her you are tired of her games. Toss her on the couch or bed. Kiss her. Don't ask. Just lay one on her like in the old Hollywood movies. She will most likely put up her SSD (super slut defense). Get up and walk out and don't answer any calls/texts from her till later in the day. Be a degenerate caveman. Women like her eat that stuff up.
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Originally Posted by ErectMedia (Post 18510451)
if you're still there, sleep on her couch naked, in the middle of the night get up open the front door and slam it then jump back on the couch with your dong exposed, if she wakes you up and asks if you heard anything say no I'm a hard sleeper, she will either jump on your cock, invite you into her room cause she's scared now or throw your ass out cause your ass sweat is fuckin up her couch, 2 out of 3 are winning :thumbsup
:1orglaugh:thumbsup


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