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If you really want to know why she wont date you go look at your IMDB photo and the one credit you have ... that nobody has heard of. Then read your posts here. You will find the answer there.

That movie is how I met her so it's not really a negative. She has one credit too, on the same lame movie.

She's telling you the stuff about getting back together with her ex to get you to back off. If she was the least bit interested she wouldnt be getting back with him and/or if she was she would lie to you about it.

Arent you in your mid 40's? Shouldnt you have gotten over the whole stripper thing about 20 years ago?

PS....look under her sink, I suspect you will find boxes of ex lax.

I don't get it about the ex lax..?

Women don't get this skinny by eating salad.

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...82776734_n.jpg

Try tipping her ...

The strippers I know like un-showed men, "dirty boys"

Read and learn: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pheromone

Grow a beard.

to be honest, i dont get the appeal

fake hair, fake tits, weird face, midget

I agree, except for the midget part. :winkwink:

Years ago I used to get my haircut by the same girl every 2 weeks or so. We ended up being good friends and every so often she would go out with the other stylists and would give me a ring to see if I wanted to come. We flirted a bit and kissed once or twice but never fucked. The hair stylists that worked there seemed to have a high turn over rate so new girls showed up every few months or so and I was instantly cool since me and her were such good friends. I ended up banging 2 of the stylists and had I banged my friend doubt that would have happened. Think your angle here is be a good friend and if she goes out with other strippers good chance to pick them up as no introductions needed your already a friend so the trust factor is there and easier to bang when your an insider instead of an outsider as a friends positive opinion of you helps.

Agreed, my cock looks HUGE when a midget has it in her little hands.

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she looks 5.0"

Just exactly how old is she? That might be part of the problem IMHO

31 years, 5'4"

31 is old in stripper years:2 cents:

Yeah her age makes this situation more complex because she is on the cusp of having reality hit her like a Mac truck. At 31 she still looks "trailer park hot" and can pass for a girl in her mid-20's. But even with her youthful looks her biology is telling her to find a decent man and settle down. It is at this age that these women begin to consider to stop dating the douche bags and game players and find a "nice guy".

Looking at the back of her hands I'd say she has been 31 quite a few times now, I'd have pegged her at late 30's , shoot her and check out her 2257's or do the pinch test if you can get away with it.
IMHO she's looking for stability, kids and a retirement plan. Probably hedging her bets in case the UFC dude starts winning big, so you might be a stand up guy, but perhaps you haven't shown her enough money to hoist the I'm a safe bet flag.

Good eyeball. She does have some ugly fucking fingers. :repuke

Beauty is interpretive.

I always tell groupies and strays that "yes, we can be fuckin' sex friends, but you must be ok with condoms, you must be consenting, you must agree to our time together being strictly NSA, and you must honor my rule of me "waking up alone in my own bed".

Oh god....A pretty story....

CamperJohn, try that "Bullpen" bar (the one next to the strip joint) that has all the gorgeous girls.

Hang in there--find a rich one that wants to support you.

Gosh might the reason she's holding out be that she's not a "she"??? Yikes!

*******, u crack me the fuck up...BUT, I think ur 100% correct...women love confident men.

Actually Dave, I have confirmed she, is a she.

How have you been doing? I sold rentyourdot.

Weekend update:

Well she IS getting back together with her ex, she is not trying to hide it. This means that, according to the above, she doesn't have the least bit of interest in me. I think this is the case. Snooze you lose.

Tonight, I am looking for a place to live in LA (just got new job in LA), and she invited me to stay at her place while I look for an apartment: I am sleeping on the couch.

We went from instant attraction, pants down and petting, climbing into each other's bed (even though I fully admit I could never hit a home run)...to me sleeping on her couch. I had the hottest chick I ever met come onto me, and I choked. I didn't even have to chase her, she chased me...and I blew it.

I am absolutely beside myself.

if you're still there, sleep on her couch naked, in the middle of the night get up open the front door and slam it then jump back on the couch with your dong exposed, if she wakes you up and asks if you heard anything say no I'm a hard sleeper, she will either jump on your cock, invite you into her room cause she's scared now or throw your ass out cause your ass sweat is fuckin up her couch, 2 out of 3 are winning :thumbsup

Cheer up, maybe her boyfriend is bi and you might get fucked after all.

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Don't be so hard on yourself, she did you a favor. Get off her fucking couch and move on.

That's two-thirds of GFY right there. :1orglaugh

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