50 Fake Bogus Publicity Seeking Offers


Dunno, maybe it's like their magic domain® policy.

Question, My fleshlight is full. Do you offer a trade in program and if so where do I ship the full one?

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Great publicity! I should offer Ms. Lohan one million dollars to let me sit on her face while she licks my asshole as I jerk off onto her face and tits. Fine print: She has to fist fuck her own asshole while she rims me.

No chance she'll acccept the offer, and no chance I have that kind of money, but maybe I'll get on TMZ if I just casually throw the offer out there! Shit, maybe a LiLo rimjob and facial might make a few bucks.

Bit of a stretch from posing for Playboy to having your mouth and cunt molded out of latex.

I used to find Sarah kind of interesting. Well, at least I didn't mind dealing with her at WebInc. Now I just find her annoying as fuck. Not exactly sure what changed.

You liked the British Sarah, she has since switched teams and moved to SF.

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That could be it. A little strange though considering like the rest of the World, I find the British to be annoying and wish they'd stop talking as soon as they start. :winkwink:

I guess they need to get some new traffic and sales from somewhere, since they have lost so many affiliates in the past week.

Not to mention the availability of Chinese knockoffs

http://eroshk.en.alibaba.com/product...leshlight.html

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good morning and good luck, i can think of a few girls you should mold next!

Is that it, you made her an offer? You are acting like she is considering it when the truth is you just sent her a letter.

Wow you sent a letter.

Im not surprised, she looks dirty fuckable.

i guess you guys have extra money now since you started stealing from your hard working affiliates?

Hells to the yeah.:thumbsup

she looks not good these days.

Maybe this is a strategy to rebrand the Fleshlight Freaks models post-Halloween...

Too mean?

Lol...I'll get back to you on that one

Thank you.

We have several going through the molding process at the moment.

One good way to rebound from last weeks disaster :thumbsup

good morning gfy lynch mob.

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let me know when you make matuloo a proper offer

Kickass!

Love the "Shockingly, the practice of genital molding is not that uncommon in the world of adult entertainment"

nice PR coup

What a load of crap.

Congrats on the TMZ coverage Sarah let's hope she actually considers, you never know :thumbsup

I was thinking it could be a snowball effect, Lohan legitimizes it and then you have Britney Spears and a host of others thinking about it too. :winkwink:

Perez Hilton: LiLo Offered $1 Million For A Mold Of Her Vajayjay ? For A Sex Toy!!!

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-conten...x-toy__oPt.jpg

No, Lindsay! No, no, no, NO LINDSAY!

Ladies, gentlemen and everyone in between: this is what rock bottom looks like.

It sounds like Lindsay Lohan is about to pocket another cool million bucks just for sharing her lady parts with the world. This time, however, she'd need to take things to the next level - gross, insane, desperate level!!! Far WORSE than posing stark nekkid for Playboy, that's for sure!

Have ya'll ever heard of something called a FleshLight? To be as delicate as possible, it's flashlight shaped sex toy with a mold of a vajayjay in place of the light. We don't think we need to explain to you what is used for, do we!

Full story

tell us how you really feel? lol :Oh crap

Nice, congrats!

Yeah..because that is the most shocking thing that is done with genitals in the porn industry.

kind of off topic her dad was re arrested

super breaking news!

Well not bad! :thumbsup

That's the entire purpose of it isn't it ?

If you wanna hurt them you gotta stop fucking them :2 cents: :upsidedow

Sweeeeeeet!

I'm sorry, but this will not be a real Lindsay Lohan molded pussy! This is a lie! Come on, you guys seriously do not have the technology to place herpes and gonorrhea into every fleshlight and have the diseases stay potent long enough for the consumer to obtain these std's. I'll fuck one, but if I got to the doctor and don't have an std, I'm suing for false advertisement!

parodyThe lube division of our SQUIRTIT! brand has the technology to do this and has made a considerable, private offer, to Ms. Lohan. We are in negotiations with fleshlight to offer a free sample of this record breaking green & yellow puss colored lube with each Lohan fleshlight.

Satisfaction guaranteed to feel like the real thing or your money back! However the STD's are yours forever :pimp






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I smell more desperation ...

Breaking News: Fleshlight Fucks Over Affiliates!

Who is next? 12 clicks cash offering modeling contract ?

Sorry guys, but I bet most haters in here are really hating because they didn't think of it first or don't have the resources to pull this off.

When Vivid did it to Conan, they received easily a hundred thousand dollars worth of advertising the night Conan announced it, and tens of thousands more later, all without it costing a dime. Smart move, the first time. Now though when Vivid does it it's lame. It's been done, yawn, move on.

Fleshlight's "offer" is a little different, and even smarter. While everyone knows that Conan would NEVER accept an offer like that, Lindsay Lohan SEEMS desperate enough to consider it, especially now that she's agreed to be in Playboy. Rag on Lohan all you want but she makes serious money. She received $80,000 recently to put out a single tweet about a single product. The fact that she doesn't act anymore is not important. Like Paris Hilton before her, her celebrity status is worth a shitload of money.

Fleshlight made a major score here. Even if Lohan refuses the deal, Fleshlight is now put front and centre in the mainstream media and in an excellent demographic too). And, they did it all without having to spend a dime.

Congrats to Fleshlight.

I would like to see this as well...only because I saw an upskirt of her once and her cooter looked like a sad old man's face

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Interesting,

Steve Shubin, CEO of Fleshlight said, "The recent acquisition of many income producing domains along with a reduction in affiliate expenses, has allowed us to extend this fabulous offer to Lindsay".

But but... it's a SIGNED letter.... signed. That's the key here... :thumbsup

When who offered a job to Conan??

Might want to check your brand names on that one, Mark. ;-)

You're not wrong about the free advertising, though. IMO, you're also right that job offer publicity stunts are pretty damn tired and played out at this point.

Sounds like you've been away :2 cents:

Thank you. I can't wait for everybody to see how this pans out.