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L-Pink 10-27-2011 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drmadcat (Post 18518425)
ive compared the real girls pussy/ass/mouth to the flesh light and they look fairly legit to me
(i doubt they are not real)
please let me know when the Lindsay Lohan fleshlight is available i will
defiantly be buying one of those (fingers crossed)

:Oh crap

Brujah 10-27-2011 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 18518429)
Why all the hate?

Other companies like Vivid offer people who are in the news money to be in a porn video and everyone laughs. Hell, I even remember when I think it was Pink Visual offered Conan O'Brien a starring role and everyone thought it was great. Fleshlight does it and it brings out the haters?

Of course it is for publicity. The odds of her actually doing this are next to none, but it can get some free, easy headlines. Did I miss something? Did something happened that caused everyone to suddenly hate Fleshlight?

Same reason people don't post their spam emails here, or landing pages, or blog posts? Might be the wrong target audience?

Can I sell you a membership to Paul Markham's Teens?

Tempest 10-27-2011 02:43 AM

Lots of hate going on around here.. but if you've got a celeb or sex toy blog or something, at least you've got a post or two that can be done.

Lykos 10-27-2011 02:43 AM

That's a nice offer :)

Tempest 10-27-2011 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 18518429)
Did I miss something? Did something happened that caused everyone to suddenly hate Fleshlight?

Scroll up and read a couple for the threads that were posted.

sweetcuties 10-27-2011 02:44 AM

The world would be better off w/o her... she's a waste of space :2 cents:

TubeSubmitters 10-27-2011 03:07 AM

Wow breaking news

MrCain 10-27-2011 03:14 AM

How do you make a mold of the INSIDE?

u-Bob 10-27-2011 03:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_Fleshlight (Post 18518296)
A copy of the letter sent to Ms. Lohan can be seen at http://www.fleshlight.com/lindsayfleshlight/

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They already pulled the offer? :)

Sarah_Jayne 10-27-2011 03:20 AM

The EU geo targetting is being fixed ...from the States it works

AdultKing 10-27-2011 03:20 AM

50 Fake Bogus Publicity Seeking Offers


Quote:

Originally Posted by MrCain (Post 18518472)
How do you make a mold of the INSIDE?

Dunno, maybe it's like their magic domain® policy.

L-Pink 10-27-2011 03:21 AM

Question, My fleshlight is full. Do you offer a trade in program and if so where do I ship the full one?

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garce 10-27-2011 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah (Post 18518415)
I should add, getting it posted on TMZ and other sites is brilliant marketing. Here on GFY where most people know the tricks? Not so much. :1orglaugh

Great publicity! I should offer Ms. Lohan one million dollars to let me sit on her face while she licks my asshole as I jerk off onto her face and tits. Fine print: She has to fist fuck her own asshole while she rims me.

No chance she'll acccept the offer, and no chance I have that kind of money, but maybe I'll get on TMZ if I just casually throw the offer out there! Shit, maybe a LiLo rimjob and facial might make a few bucks.

Bit of a stretch from posing for Playboy to having your mouth and cunt molded out of latex.

WarChild 10-27-2011 03:25 AM

I used to find Sarah kind of interesting. Well, at least I didn't mind dealing with her at WebInc. Now I just find her annoying as fuck. Not exactly sure what changed.

L-Pink 10-27-2011 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18518491)
I used to find Sarah kind of interesting. Well, at least I didn't mind dealing with her at WebInc. Now I just find her annoying as fuck. Not exactly sure what changed.

You liked the British Sarah, she has since switched teams and moved to SF.

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WarChild 10-27-2011 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18518497)
You liked the British Sarah, she has since switched teams and moved to SF.

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That could be it. A little strange though considering like the rest of the World, I find the British to be annoying and wish they'd stop talking as soon as they start. :winkwink:

looky_lou 10-27-2011 03:39 AM

I guess they need to get some new traffic and sales from somewhere, since they have lost so many affiliates in the past week.

AdultKing 10-27-2011 03:42 AM

Not to mention the availability of Chinese knockoffs

http://eroshk.en.alibaba.com/product...leshlight.html

http://in.vu/images/screenimi.png

Fletch XXX 10-27-2011 03:45 AM

good morning and good luck, i can think of a few girls you should mold next!

Eyeball 10-27-2011 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_Fleshlight (Post 18518296)
Fleshlight Makes Lindsay Lohan An Offer

Is that it, you made her an offer? You are acting like she is considering it when the truth is you just sent her a letter.

Wow you sent a letter.

Sid70 10-27-2011 05:14 AM

Im not surprised, she looks dirty fuckable.

Phoenix 10-27-2011 05:21 AM

i guess you guys have extra money now since you started stealing from your hard working affiliates?

LiveDose 10-27-2011 05:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 18518359)

Hells to the yeah.:thumbsup

brassmonkey 10-27-2011 05:51 AM

she looks not good these days.

Sophie Delancey 10-27-2011 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 18518717)
she looks not good these days.

Maybe this is a strategy to rebrand the Fleshlight Freaks models post-Halloween...

Too mean?

Sarah_Jayne 10-27-2011 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18518485)
Question, My fleshlight is full. Do you offer a trade in program and if so where do I ship the full one?

.

Lol...I'll get back to you on that one

Sarah_Jayne 10-27-2011 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 18518529)
good morning and good luck, i can think of a few girls you should mold next!

Thank you.

We have several going through the molding process at the moment.

LeRoy 10-27-2011 09:14 AM

One good way to rebound from last weeks disaster :thumbsup

porno jew 10-27-2011 09:52 AM

good morning gfy lynch mob.

Lace 10-27-2011 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 18518671)
i guess you guys have extra money now since you started stealing from your hard working affiliates?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 18518671)
i guess you guys have extra money now since you started stealing from your hard working affiliates?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 18518671)
i guess you guys have extra money now since you started stealing from your hard working affiliates?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 18518671)
i guess you guys have extra money now since you started stealing from your hard working affiliates?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 18518671)
i guess you guys have extra money now since you started stealing from your hard working affiliates?


:1orglaugh

FlexxAeon 10-27-2011 09:59 AM

let me know when you make matuloo a proper offer

AmeliaG 10-27-2011 10:11 AM

Kickass!

Love the "Shockingly, the practice of genital molding is not that uncommon in the world of adult entertainment"

MaxCandy 10-27-2011 10:12 AM

nice PR coup

B.Barnato 10-27-2011 10:25 AM

What a load of crap.

hateman 10-27-2011 10:27 AM

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/me...4a73969aff.gif

Bladewire 10-27-2011 10:52 AM

Congrats on the TMZ coverage Sarah let's hope she actually considers, you never know :thumbsup

spazlabz 10-27-2011 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squirtit (Post 18519372)
Congrats on the TMZ coverage Sarah let's hope she actually considers, you never know :thumbsup

I was thinking it could be a snowball effect, Lohan legitimizes it and then you have Britney Spears and a host of others thinking about it too. :winkwink:

Sarah_Jayne 10-27-2011 10:59 AM

Perez Hilton: LiLo Offered $1 Million For A Mold Of Her Vajayjay ? For A Sex Toy!!!

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-conten...x-toy__oPt.jpg

No, Lindsay! No, no, no, NO LINDSAY!

Ladies, gentlemen and everyone in between: this is what rock bottom looks like.

It sounds like Lindsay Lohan is about to pocket another cool million bucks just for sharing her lady parts with the world. This time, however, she'd need to take things to the next level - gross, insane, desperate level!!! Far WORSE than posing stark nekkid for Playboy, that's for sure!

Have ya'll ever heard of something called a FleshLight? To be as delicate as possible, it's flashlight shaped sex toy with a mold of a vajayjay in place of the light. We don't think we need to explain to you what is used for, do we!

Full story

cherrylula 10-27-2011 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18518491)
I used to find Sarah kind of interesting. Well, at least I didn't mind dealing with her at WebInc. Now I just find her annoying as fuck. Not exactly sure what changed.

tell us how you really feel? lol :Oh crap

cherrylula 10-27-2011 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_Fleshlight (Post 18519396)
Perez Hilton: LiLo Offered $1 Million For A Mold Of Her Vajayjay ? For A Sex Toy!!!

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-conten...x-toy__oPt.jpg

No, Lindsay! No, no, no, NO LINDSAY!

Ladies, gentlemen and everyone in between: this is what rock bottom looks like.

It sounds like Lindsay Lohan is about to pocket another cool million bucks just for sharing her lady parts with the world. This time, however, she'd need to take things to the next level - gross, insane, desperate level!!! Far WORSE than posing stark nekkid for Playboy, that's for sure!

Have ya'll ever heard of something called a FleshLight? To be as delicate as possible, it's flashlight shaped sex toy with a mold of a vajayjay in place of the light. We don't think we need to explain to you what is used for, do we!

Full story

Nice, congrats!


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