Yeah..because that is the most shocking thing that is done with genitals in the porn industry.

kind of off topic her dad was re arrested

super breaking news!

Well not bad! :thumbsup

That's the entire purpose of it isn't it ?

If you wanna hurt them you gotta stop fucking them :2 cents: :upsidedow

Sweeeeeeet!

I'm sorry, but this will not be a real Lindsay Lohan molded pussy! This is a lie! Come on, you guys seriously do not have the technology to place herpes and gonorrhea into every fleshlight and have the diseases stay potent long enough for the consumer to obtain these std's. I'll fuck one, but if I got to the doctor and don't have an std, I'm suing for false advertisement!

parodyThe lube division of our SQUIRTIT! brand has the technology to do this and has made a considerable, private offer, to Ms. Lohan. We are in negotiations with fleshlight to offer a free sample of this record breaking green & yellow puss colored lube with each Lohan fleshlight.

Satisfaction guaranteed to feel like the real thing or your money back! However the STD's are yours forever :pimp






/parody

I smell more desperation ...

Breaking News: Fleshlight Fucks Over Affiliates!

Who is next? 12 clicks cash offering modeling contract ?

Sorry guys, but I bet most haters in here are really hating because they didn't think of it first or don't have the resources to pull this off.

When Vivid did it to Conan, they received easily a hundred thousand dollars worth of advertising the night Conan announced it, and tens of thousands more later, all without it costing a dime. Smart move, the first time. Now though when Vivid does it it's lame. It's been done, yawn, move on.

Fleshlight's "offer" is a little different, and even smarter. While everyone knows that Conan would NEVER accept an offer like that, Lindsay Lohan SEEMS desperate enough to consider it, especially now that she's agreed to be in Playboy. Rag on Lohan all you want but she makes serious money. She received $80,000 recently to put out a single tweet about a single product. The fact that she doesn't act anymore is not important. Like Paris Hilton before her, her celebrity status is worth a shitload of money.

Fleshlight made a major score here. Even if Lohan refuses the deal, Fleshlight is now put front and centre in the mainstream media and in an excellent demographic too). And, they did it all without having to spend a dime.

Congrats to Fleshlight.

I would like to see this as well...only because I saw an upskirt of her once and her cooter looked like a sad old man's face

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Interesting,

Steve Shubin, CEO of Fleshlight said, "The recent acquisition of many income producing domains along with a reduction in affiliate expenses, has allowed us to extend this fabulous offer to Lindsay".

But but... it's a SIGNED letter.... signed. That's the key here... :thumbsup

When who offered a job to Conan??

Might want to check your brand names on that one, Mark. ;-)

You're not wrong about the free advertising, though. IMO, you're also right that job offer publicity stunts are pretty damn tired and played out at this point.

Sounds like you've been away :2 cents:

Thank you. I can't wait for everybody to see how this pans out.

I only have my butt available for molding - I'd take the million gladly :) LOL

How ironic. :1orglaugh

good that i never promoted that silly-cone flAshlight crap ... after reading what you do to affiliates who made ya tons of green (domains, does that ring a bell?) ... read address bar = GFY!

Well...he got the Conan part right.

I fucking agree!! All the haters here must learn we are speaking about business. And right now the trash stars are what brands want to be promote by.
Btw I wonder about the ROI.
Sarah how long do you plan getting the investment back?

Obviously I can't talk in too many details but which ever way this goes it will depend on the contracts the two sides hash out.

However, I am certain we will make our million back either way.

:1orglaugh

The new Matuloo design - for program owners only!

"fuck your affiliates in the ass the FN-way!" :1orglaugh




....ok i'm done :upsidedow

From your previous posts on this board I always took you for someone who's somewhat intelligent. (well at least before the domain trademark fiasco responses) Doesn't it bother you that you now have to resort to spewing absolute bullshit? You know full well this was a complete publicity stunt and Lindsay Lohan would never take you up on that offer. I have no problem with the publicity your company gained through the offer on mainstream gossip sites but do you really feel it's necessary to come on an industry board expecting that affiliates and other industry professionals will fall for your obvious BS? You'd garner much more respect if you just came clean here and called it what it is.

On another subject (that I'm sure you won't answer). Doesn't it bother you on a personal level to have what good will you built up over all these years completely tossed out the window because of the company you work for and the idiotic policy implemented? It has to hurt reading through a promotional thread you created and all you see is overwhelmingly negative feedback. And it has to also bother you that you've been told not to respond to any response that references the trademark domain cluster fuck. It's painfully obvious and laughable when you bypass 9 out of 10 responses in a thread you created. You'd be better off just not posting any responses and hope that what little reputation you have left is repaired through indifference over time. :2 cents:

bad stunt. But Fleshlight sux anyways. Back when they were hot, i sent like 35k targeted hits 0 sales. not 1. I asked rep back then for a sample to see what it was about, answer no. asked how i could go 0/35k, reply, bad traffic. I hope this stunt blows up in thier face somehow to be honest. Horrible company. Have the "CEO" mold his mouth, ill pay $1000 for it just to fuck him in the mouth. Hope noone is taking this jerk off company seriously.

It won't pan out to anything and you know this :disgust

To be fair, has there not always been a black cloud hovering over fleshlight?

If I remember correctly it seems to have always been a clusterfuck, shipping, monkey employees and just incompetence all around.

Might be wrong but it just seems a continuation of the usual theme.

Nice post :thumbsup

Sux cuz I kinda liked Sarah but all this bullshit with here new job killed it. Judging Tofu's last post tells me he's not too bright.

Hope the serious webmasters take note.

Oh shut up already, ass kisser. Fleshlight is a trash company. This is a lame, limp-dick publicity stunt.

What happened to all of that CYA we value our affiliates and are here for you bullshit you spewed in the domain thread?

Now you're just showing your true colors you fucking asshole.

How very professional. Oh well, watching someone commit career suicide is always amusing.

Why didn't Fleshlight go for Paris Hilton instead??? She did make a sextape... Oh wait, that was back in the golden years ;-)))

If it pan's out, well fleshlight would be overpaying for that product. IMHO the one who managed the TMZ publicity stunt will be the one with most ROI out of this.

IMDB: Lindsay Lohan now offered $1 million for sex toy deal


HollywoodNews.com: Lindsay Lohan was allegedly offered close to $1 million to pose for ?Playboy? and now she could get another $1 million to take it a step further.

The adult entertainment company FleshLight has reportedly offered her $1 million to create a sex toy from her, states TMZ. The company reportedly wants to make a mold of her genitals in order to sell an ?authentic? Lindsay Lohan sex toy.

Full Story - http://www.imdb.com/news/ni17280541/

The best part is this isn't even an original idea. This is a "me too" thing after Hefner did it. Shows you how innovative their marketing team is.

Yay! You want a cookie?