I heard alienq and Eddie are his mentors.

One point of reference, the signed letter says "...up to one million dollars..." without any reference to the fine print. I don't care either way, though it is obviously a publicity stunt by their marketing person to make more sales & brand the name and please the boss.

bla bla bLAHHHHHHHH ... repeating crap like a bot ... not hot ... i hope ALL affiliates will jump ship and leave ya on a s(t)inking vessel :321GFY

Is that you Tam?

:thumbsup good one man! :1orglaugh

FNcash is great at saying something today and then reneging on it tomorrow (or even years later) to get out of paying you. The wording of the offer doesn't surprise me.

If recent history is any indicator, poor Lindsay probably won't even get paid if she does accept the bogus offer.

Even as a marketing stunt this reeks of dishonesty. The wording of the letter, the fact that it is most likely that all contracts are based on sales with only a base amount paid, the fact that they have screwed over many affiliates by allowing exemptions to a policy that they have now renegged on.

I would be surprised if Fleshlight had $1 mil in cash laying about anyway. They are being squeezed at all ends. The Chinese knockoffs must be hurting and way it treats affiliates must be having a bottom line effect.

We're getting reports that Lyndsay has agreed to terms.


Anyone else getting this chatter off twitter?

its easy to make an offer when you know they wont accept. Nice marketing though

In all honesty Sarah why would webmasters give a fuck about this bullshit...

It's hype about a product that affiliates can promote.

They'll probably have their domain taken away in a couple of years time, but they can still promote it!

Make it BACK? How will you do that? She is unlikely to accept, and just posting that an offer was made costs nothing. How will you make it back when you never spent it in the first place?

Fuck those useless fleshlight, faggots

Yeah, that's been my take on them over the years as well, except for a brief period I recall where Juicy and Ramos were really pumping them on gfy a few years back. Even then though I remember that being short lived as they had major reporting and stats issues and then there was some situation where Ramos took a bunch of Juicy's affiliate referrals and their gfy promotion seemed to come to an abrupt halt.

Thank you and I assure you we would not make an offer that we either couldn't financially back - (how would that play if she accepted and we didn't pay? The negative would far out weigh the I initial publicity) - or that we didn't think there was any chance of it bring accepted.

Will she say yes? Clearly that is not certain? Did we go into this without having inside sources and without knowing it would be discussed with her directly? No.

To say that yesterday saw some interesting calls coming into HQ would be an understatement. How they end up panning out is another thing.

I fully get the skepticism. I would likely be the same if I was watching from the outside. From the inside, I know it is a real offer.

For those commenting on the 'up to' line. Yes, how much would be dependent on various factors including how fully she was molded. We would, however, be delighted to pay the full million for a conmplete job.

Playboy also paid 'up to' a million. Not a full million. They also made her public offers she had previously refused.

Times change. Her people know we are serious.

I fail to see how making money off of not spending money would be a bad thing.

However, I meant that should she sign for the full million that regardless of final contract terms, I have no doubt the million would be made back and then some. The question was about how quickly and the answer was it depended on final terms.

So without commenting on the specifics, how are these deals normally structured ? A base amount then a share of sales ? Or do the moldee's receive a full single payment ?

I am sure we wouldn't turn Paris down. You are right though that she isn't as current. Though, I have faith she can do something worthy of blanket media coverage once again.

We disagree that it would be overpaying but we could be proved wrong. That is the risk on our part.

Of course the publicity we are getting is great. What we would get when the product went on sale would be greater.

It depends on the product. Some get a percentage and others flat fee. Which I know is vague but if you discuss one set of contract terms it will upset others. Everybody is well compensated. Personally, I like working with the girls and guys (the Fleshjack boys sell very well) on percentages because they do a lot of self promotion to raise their profiles and therefore make more sales.

For the record, I do not represent Fleshlight.

I keep getting calls for placements on TMZ and Perez this week from all of you who read this thinking I was a part of it.

I am not. However, if your company's product or service straddles the mainstream hit me up at Kevin at kevinblatt dot COM

:-))

Whether it happens or not, Fleshlight have certainly planted the idea in a few celebs minds and I bet it won't be long before somebody offers their internals up :)

I did tell you a few weeks ago that you should be contacting us :)

Nope, this was an in house project.

Obviously, we are here to listen to any offers of celebrity internals. We have the Fleshjack side of things too so they don't need to be just female ..lol

You should contact Juicy, I hear he waxes so you should not have any problem molding him :winkwink:

Where do you think Mr Limpy came from?

fucking a sewer pipe is more effective...