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Fabien 11-09-2011 06:43 AM

1 did i win ?

My wife takes care of this stuff anyways, am i safe hehehehehehe ?

WarChild 11-09-2011 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redwhiteandblue (Post 18546996)
In the UK we don't say it's "pissing rain". We say "well at least it's not snowing".

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I'm from Vancouver BC which I understand has similar weather to the UK. Personally it wasn't really the rain that bothered me, and there is about 10 months of it there, it's the constant grey skies that really got me down. :(

WarChild 11-09-2011 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 18547004)
Why not the Scottish, Welsh, Northern Irish, Channel Islanders and Manx. Why just the English?

Of course you Americans have never been famous for your geography.... :upsidedow

Sorry - Just throwing some coals on the fire - :winkwink:

I'm not American, I'm Canadian.

Of course we say English over here because we all know that tradionally the English have ruled over all the others. Isn't Ireland where the even more drunken English live and Scottland where the gay English that like wearing skirts live? The others you mentioned are just English ghettos, right?

redwhiteandblue 11-09-2011 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18547009)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I'm from Vancouver BC which I understand has similar weather to the UK. Personally it wasn't really the rain that bothered me, and there is about 10 months of it there, it's the constant grey skies that really got me down. :(

Vancouver struck me as a beautiful city, I'd swap it for anywhere in the UK any day, rain or no rain. Although I did only spend a day there.

WarChild 11-09-2011 06:55 AM

I climb with a couple of British guys. Really nice fellows and outstanding climbers but we rarely agree on anything. I call the protection we place in the rock "gear" and they call it "kit". We can never agree on musical taste. Our tastes in food couldn't be any more different.

There's only two things we really ever agree on. The first is Red Dwarf is a comedy masterpiece and the second is that the French fucking suck.

livegirlsonbed 11-09-2011 06:56 AM

40+40x0+1= 40+(40x0)+1=41

MaDalton 11-09-2011 07:04 AM

this thread got really hillarious, thanks for the morning laugh

PR_Glen 11-09-2011 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18546812)
God damn it no. The order of operations ALWAYS apply. For fuck sakes you idiots.

Oh so you are saying its universal? Wow! what a good idea to make things like that!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Phoenix 11-09-2011 07:06 AM

awesome thread...i made one similar before...same people came out to fight for idiocy..lol

michael.kickass 11-09-2011 07:09 AM

40 + 40 x 0 + 1 = 40 + (40 x 0) + 1 = 41

If there were brackets, only 2 more options are left
(40 + 40) x 0 + 1 = 80 x 0 + 1 = (80 x 0) + 1 = 1

and the final option...

40 + 40 x (0 + 1) = 40 + (40 x 1) = 80


Quote:

Oh so you are saying its universal?
eehmmm, YES! It's called maths and they're universal.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 11-09-2011 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 18547050)

awesome thread...i made one similar before...same people came out to fight for idiocy..lol

QFT! :thumbsup

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Bladewire 11-09-2011 07:22 AM

.







Google says the answer is:click link to verify

41

Now back to work!








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Fletch XXX 11-09-2011 07:24 AM

the answer is 420

candyflip 11-09-2011 07:30 AM

I just had a math class that I had to complete. Lots of problems just like this.

I got an A in the class. I was really surprised by how much I had retained, even though I had pretty much never used any of it since learning in Middle and High School.

Overload 11-09-2011 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by marlboroack (Post 18545802)
40 + 40 = 80 + 1 = 81 x 0 = 81 :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

No wonder you guys are in the Adult Industry.

ehm ... hello? any fingure multiplicated with ZERO is ZERO ... and you forgot; devide and multiply comes first :2 cents:

41

Si 11-09-2011 08:22 AM

Different calculators follow different orders of operations. Most non-scientific calculators without a stack work left to right without any priority given to different operators, for example giving

1 + 2 X 3 = 9

while more sophisticated calculators will use a more standard priority, for example giving

1 + 2 X 3 = 7

MetaMan 11-09-2011 08:25 AM

41 the rest of you people are complete fucking idiots.

jerryb 11-09-2011 08:43 AM

40 plus 40 x 0 = 0 then a +1

Answer is 1

Dirty F 11-09-2011 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jerryb (Post 18547225)
40 plus 40 x 0 = 0 then a +1

Answer is 1


According to Metadork you are a retard :1orglaugh

fogfever 11-09-2011 08:56 AM

wow, this thread just keeps going.

georgeyw 11-09-2011 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jel (Post 18546677)
Open the calculator on your computer, and type in the question, hitting enter to see each step. Now switch to scientific and enter it, watching each step.

standard:

40 + 40 = 80
* 0 = 0
+ 1 = 1

scientific
40 + 40 = 80
* 0 = 0
+ (now the number on screen jumps to 40, as ONLY in scientific maths does the order come into it) 1 = 41

:1orglaugh

Please keep going, this is fucking brilliant reading!

I'm amazed at the answers in here, some people are about a generation away from apes...

FlexxAeon 11-09-2011 09:18 AM

oh sweet lord jesus page 5 :1orglaugh

Chosen 11-09-2011 09:20 AM

This thread delivers :1orglaugh

u-Bob 11-09-2011 09:25 AM

longest gfy educational thread ever?

DateDoc 11-09-2011 09:26 AM

Math is POPULAR! 5 pages! :)

Coup 11-09-2011 09:30 AM


Si 11-09-2011 09:32 AM

Jel you're doing it wrong mate. a Scientific Calculator should do the maths in BODMAS. You apparently wasn't taught that in school. I was and I'm from the UK aswell.

If you don't have an order the answer is 1.

If you use BODMAS it is 41.

Dirty F 11-09-2011 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 18547306)
longest gfy educational thread ever?

Honestly, i deserve to win that Ipad right?

WarChild 11-09-2011 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 18547345)
Honestly, i deserve to win that Ipad right?

I'm pretty sure they mean creating a thread that's educational. This is a troll thread so no you don't. :2 cents:

Jel 11-09-2011 09:40 AM

yes I know I'm wrong now :)

So is my computer calculator so at least I have company :p

Honestly, I was never taught to always use order of blahblah at school, just the opposite, ie no brackets meant left to right. Not best pleased that I was taught wrong either lol :1orglaugh

Jel 11-09-2011 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Si (Post 18547328)
Jel you're doing it wrong mate. a Scientific Calculator should do the maths in BODMAS. You apparently wasn't taught that in school. I was and I'm from the UK aswell.

If you don't have an order the answer is 1.

If you use BODMAS it is 41.

See, the answer is always 41 though isn't it, and never 1. Like you say, a scientific calc gives 41, whereas a normal calc (like the one in start > programs > accessories) gives 1, even though that is obviously (I now know) wrong.

Waiting until my maths teacher mate gets home so I can give him shit about the state of our education :D

MaDalton 11-09-2011 09:50 AM

putting this in a normal calculator from left to right gives you 1 - but it's simply wrong. Math has rules and they also didnt change recently.

Si 11-09-2011 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jel (Post 18547353)
yes I know I'm wrong now :)

So is my computer calculator so at least I have company :p

Honestly, I was never taught to always use order of blahblah at school, just the opposite, ie no brackets meant left to right. Not best pleased that I was taught wrong either lol :1orglaugh

You weren't taught wrong, maybe you just weren't taugh BODMAS aswell. That is why these questions exist, it's not because they can easily be done wrong. It's because they can be done 2 different ways.

If I wanted to know what 2 lots of 7+5 were. I could write it down like 7 + 5 X 2 = ?

And everyone here saying 41 is the right answer to this equation would get my equation wrong.

I wanted to know what 7 + 5 x 2 = ?. And the answer to my question is 24.

If you use BODMAS it would be 17.

Jel 11-09-2011 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 18547382)
putting this in a normal calculator from left to right gives you 1 - but it's simply wrong. Math has rules and they also didnt change recently.

Exackery, which is why I'm fucking pissed off that I wasn't taught about the order of blahblah. Hate that shit, it's like those cunt teachers who tell you camels carry water in their humps, and it isn't until later someone tells you that isn't true that you realise.

Kinda funny too though :1orglaugh

WarChild 11-09-2011 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Si (Post 18547387)
You weren't taught wrong, maybe you just weren't taugh BODMAS aswell. That is why these questions exist, it's not because they can easily be done wrong. It's because they can be done 2 different ways.

If I wanted to know what 2 lots of 7+5 were. I could write it down like 7 + 5 X 2 = ?

And everyone here saying 41 is the right answer to this equation would get my equation wrong.

I wanted to know what 7 + 5 x 2 = ?. And the answer to my question is 24.

If you use BODMAS it would be 17.

Your equation is written wrong.

Jel 11-09-2011 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Si (Post 18547387)
You weren't taught wrong, maybe you just weren't taugh BODMAS aswell. That is why these questions exist, it's not because they can easily be done wrong. It's because they can be done 2 different ways.

If I wanted to know what 2 lots of 7+5 were. I could write it down like 7 + 5 X 2 = ?

And everyone here saying 41 is the right answer to this equation would get my equation wrong.

I wanted to know what 7 + 5 x 2 = ?. And the answer to my question is 24.

If you use BODMAS it would be 17.

Ok wait now I'm fucking confused - either the bodmas rule ALWAYS applys, or it doesn't. Seems it always does, and the answer should always be 17, even though 10 hours ago I'd have said 24.

I was taught bodmas in the sense that anything in brackets was done that way, but that without those brackets, bodmas didn't enter into it. Which is obviously what a bunch of us were taught also, hence us looking like cunts :D

So your question, you would have to arrange (7 + 5) x 2, else it's always gonna be 17. Apparently.

WarChild 11-09-2011 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jel (Post 18547427)
Ok wait now I'm fucking confused - either the bodmas rule ALWAYS applys, or it doesn't. Seems it always does, and the answer should always be 17, even though 10 hours ago I'd have said 24.

I was taught bodmas in the sense that anything in brackets was done that way, but that without those brackets, bodmas didn't enter into it. Which is obviously what a bunch of us were taught also, hence us looking like cunts :D

So your question, you would have to arrange (7 + 5) x 2, else it's always gonna be 17. Apparently.

You're absolutely correct. This is an example of where parentheses is required to specify that the addition takes priority. Another way of saying this is that the addition happens on a higher level than the multiplication.

As I said, to avoid confusion, the rules of Math always apply. Otherwise you'd come up with different answers to the same equation depending on how you decided to do it.

Si 11-09-2011 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18547406)
Your equation is written wrong.

Yeah it is written wrong. If I was doing it in my head I would do it in that order though, from left to right. Wouldn't put brackets around it though in my head :winkwink:.

(5 + 7) X 2 = 24

_Richard_ 11-09-2011 10:08 AM

hahahaha

alright we're having weekly math problems on gfy

Jel 11-09-2011 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18547444)
You're absolutely correct. This is an example of where parentheses is required to specify that the addition takes priority. Another way of saying this is that the addition happens on a higher level than the multiplication.

As I said, to avoid confusion, the rules of Math always apply. Otherwise you'd come up with different answers to the same equation depending on how you decided to do it.

Yeah, totally get it now, as others have stated, it's not hard (no wonder people were laughing so much lol), so far everyone of my age refuses to believe the answer to the OP is 41, we just weren't taught it, pretty fucking unbelievable really.

sperbonzo 11-09-2011 10:11 AM

It doesn't matter really, since in the end, the answer to EVERYTHING is.....




42.







.

Si 11-09-2011 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jel (Post 18547427)
Ok wait now I'm fucking confused - either the bodmas rule ALWAYS applys, or it doesn't. Seems it always does, and the answer should always be 17, even though 10 hours ago I'd have said 24.

I was taught bodmas in the sense that anything in brackets was done that way, but that without those brackets, bodmas didn't enter into it. Which is obviously what a bunch of us were taught also, hence us looking like cunts :D

So your question, you would have to arrange (7 + 5) x 2, else it's always gonna be 17. Apparently.

Yeah, I had written it wrong, in my head it was correct. I'm pretty sure people don't imagine brackets when they think of how many is 7 plus 5 then multiplied by 2.

grumpy 11-09-2011 10:24 AM

man some boneheads here. Math has rules and they are easy.

mOrrI 11-09-2011 10:38 AM

41... and if u are not sure simply use google to do it!

rajs41 11-09-2011 10:48 AM

40 + 40 x 0 + 1= ?

it's 40+ (40x0) +1 = 40+0+1=41
very simple

Mike Dutch 11-09-2011 10:55 AM

It depends who asks me

PPS on sponsors
40+40 = 80 x (0+1) = 80

Conversion ration
40 + 40x0 + 1 = 1:1

MaDalton 11-09-2011 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Dutch (Post 18547577)
It depends who asks me

PPS on sponsors
40+40 = 80 x (0+1) = 80

Conversion ration
40 + 40x0 + 1 = 1:1

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

and when it comes to finally paying the result is 0 in many cases :Oh crap

Mike Dutch 11-09-2011 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 18547640)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

and when it comes to finally paying the result is 0 in many cases :Oh crap

Lol yeah

Hey bro we do 40 + 40 x 0 + 1 overall

80 PPS
1:1 Conversions
0 payout

Works always , this is the magic formula!:1orglaugh

FlexxAeon 11-09-2011 11:46 AM

thats when you use a bro-entific calculator

just a punk 11-09-2011 11:55 AM

[QUOTE=Dirty F;18545773But then i saw people replying with 4 different answers.[/QUOTE]

The World is full of idiots.


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