Whatever that means. :1orglaugh

and you are in the same league? nigga please.

The idiot is big in this one? lol

Clearly, your name belongs shoulder-height with those giants. Nay, perhaps head and shoulders above them! I have admired you, sir, since we learned about you in 8th grade history.


Very true, but I always try to do the right thing because "shit happens" and I understand that. It's burned me three or four times over 15 years, so I guess it's a ratio I'm willing to accept.


It likely means that more than a few women have assured him that "size doesn't matter," and "it's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean."

He's always good for a few laughs.

Post pics or it's not true :pimp

Oh, and I caught the Bush reference. I meant to quote and say: :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I don't have a lens capable of capturing such small objects with any sort of fidelity, unfortunately.

Allow me to contribute to the firmness of your penis, then, good sir, with these vintage items:

http://www.edgeprod.com/dom/skchex.jpg

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Do I see a six figure post in the future?

What have i learned from this thread:

- sleazy is indeed mentally retarded
- always get part of your payment upfront

And it reminded me of something i have to do, brb.

Never cracked a 6-figure check, unfortunately, even in the "glory days" ... problem for me was that I was doing it part-time from 1996 to about 2000, so I missed out on concentrating the weight of my efforts back when people actually spent money. Biggest check wasn't MUCH bigger than the $25k check.

did you ever finish the project you were working on?

So let me see if I understand correctly, do I have all my facts straight?

- An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church
- The Irishman is amazed to find a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap
- The Irishman notices on the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates in the world
- The Irishman learns that it is only the priest who get's to indulge in drinking, smoking and pedophilia.

Did I miss anything?

I don't remember any projects that went unfinished. Which one are you talking about, specifically? I completed recent-ish "public" projects such as:

Feed Pushers -- Original RSS Morphing Feed Solution, for which I now refer people to the capable hands of CyberXXX.

Autoblogger Pro Stand Alone Edition -- The autoblogging sensation that sold like gangbusters. Chio bounced a check to me, stole the money and ran, just like he subsequently did on Bliggo, and then on Verified Charge.

Adult Empire Builder -- A self-populating organic network builder that scaled out galleries, TGPs, AVS sites, fake forums, real forums, fake password honeypots, tube sites, etc. In private "sole" license status since 2007 or 2008, which expires close to the end of 2011.

Was it any of those, or do I need to think further?

Seems pretty accurate.

Oh, wait, no. Then we find out that the booze, cigars, chocolates, and mistresses were paid for by stiffing employees on their wages.

Damn, you were the guy I needed to bounce some ideas off of several years back. Now they've all been done or passed their expiration dates. :1orglaugh

Cock tease :conehead

Well, GFY ideas are usually like assholes: everyone has one, and most of them stink.

My most recent project was building a framework for car dealerships to post to online auction sites, Craigslist, etc, as well as handle customer management, service, print window stickers, and assign lead follow-up.

About a year ago, I took on a long-term client and promised them two years of dedicated work without major distraction, so I've been isolating my projects to just that endeavor as per my commitment. I plan to stay with them much longer than two years (they've been very great to work with, and we're doing interesting things), but once I can have outside commitments, I have several projects which will likely launch with "brand managers" to handle the customer side of the house. I'm not a huge fan of interfacing with the public. :winkwink:

I assure you that the cocks that I tease are often the same that I please.

What an unfortunate page topper. :1orglaugh

YES, it could of been me, had I paid attention :Graucho

I'm sure you'll get more opportunities in this thread. :winkwink:

Ha ha I love it well done!!

That's what he said.

Mark probably wants to reply to this thread, but his wife is giving him a tongue lashing.

Does anyone have a link to the episode where they both went off on the guy "do you know who I am" style...and then turned out to be completely in the wrong?

That one is worth dropping here.

Thanks Much appreciated:drinkup

I think you're referring to this one:

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=753166

Sleazy was in there jumping on the pile as well. Shows the character and motivation of his posts here, I guess. The more you know (tm).

Pretty disgusting.

I see now he managed to have that one closed.

They disappeared for a while, but have both made their way back with time.

If you are on salary then I would think adding extra features should be included.

Yeah, it was pretty sick. He's had a few of those, dating back to the Nysus fiasco. Delusions, illusions, and confusions.


I never disputed that. He stopped paying me for four months, which is when I stopped adding features that he requested. I figured $38k was enough to be owed without continuing to work further. I know the thread is a long read, but hopefully it makes SOME sense if you read through it.

Not another employee going crazy ?

I simply don't believe these rumors, I know first hand Mark is an honest professional business man












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No but seriously, he's a wordclass fraud... and from the stuff I heard in that office while I worked there, anyone would be a FOOL to buy or sell traffic through Mark and GTS.


The funniest ( saddest? ) of all is Sleazy coming in to defend Mark, if only the things Mark said, and called sleazy made it to his ears, He'd never defend Mark again ( think: Fat, lazy, stupid, bankrupt, loser etc all from the mouth of your friend Sleazy, no reason to lie here )

A lot of the "plans" that were made for advertisers/clients made me sick to my stomach, and I refused to participate. I know exactly what you mean, yuck. It's a cesspool over there, but the Bro Card (tm) keeps things moving, apparently.

at this point one should inquire about the 'collection agencies' that we have up here.. :hi mark

Nothing new here.. Mark has been known to be a scumbag on this board for quite some time now.

Funny how moron Sleazy comes out here swinging at the person Mark has wronged... Wonder if he's paid some of the ppl he's owed money to as well... been waiting for a thread to be started on here about him cause it would be a very entertaining one.

Scott wears his heart on his sleeve, you cant fault him for that, in fact I think it's admirable that he's here standing up for Mark.

Mark is also a personal friend of mine and has been for years, as for his business practices, there is nothing that I can say that will change them. We have done business in the past, never a problem.

I am sorry edgeprod got burned, he could of had some powerful remedies as stated in the thread , but the time frame has expired for the government one.

Best of luck to him in resolving the matter:2 cents:

I was definitely a fool for giving him so much of a pass with the "just a little longer" lies. Ah well. It didn't occur to me that he was just waiting out the legal stopwatch. I place too much trust in people -- it's a fault of mine, I guess.

Been there done that and sometimes still doing it, taking people @ face value:winkwink:

Oh I'm aware, I assure you. :1orglaugh

All I can say is that judging from your past projects you would have absolutely loved them at the time. I'm sure another one will pop up at some point but nothing for now. :pimp