Can I vote for a guy/girl, or do you nominate me as a nobody sir?

Andre:Graucho

Hmmm Lets see he need to be older and wiser than most he need a couple of really hot babes to help him out and he must understand marketing oh and run a large tgp. now if you can find someone like that you have your leader.

What - you said you would support me?????


I'm gona have to quote your sig now...


"I have rules, and one of them is that if you lie to my face, I will come back and bury you repeatedly in every forum I have. " -- James Cramer, Thestreet.com

OH please, you know women. MAYBE does not mean yes when you ask us a question.

Wanna fuck?

I'm still confused :helpme

I want your MILF ass:) Whaddya say?

contrary to male opinion, no does mean no.

but you were moaning when you said it and soo happy with the 'services' I provided you for your vote........

no means maybe. NO screamed out loud means no.

I see....ok well when you decide when the secret ballet will be held that will be my vote...If of course someone tells me the secret location....then of course I need to learn the secret handshake too.

due to this infraction of the membership voting secrecy security someone (their identity will be a secret) will now secretly take your vote to the secret ballet box and secretly fill in who they want to win on your ballet for you.

at least we're honest about not being fair........

Spoken like a true politician !!

you've been eating pizza again right before bed haven't you?

see, I freaking knew this was going the florida route yet again.

Wrong: No means maybe. No screamed out loud means perhaps. No and being handcuffed means no.

sorry, did you find crumbs in the bed again?

somehow, I knew that :thumbsup

Now, this makes total sense to me. :)

no, but i woke up with a pepperoni eye mask instead of teh usual cucumber, you just cant slide that shit by me you know

oops wrong thread, sorry.:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

all the damn cucumbers at your place are covered in some sort of bodily fluid for some reason - and kept in the bedroom?????............The pep just seemed soo much cleaner... hope you didn't mind.....

shhh... it's a secret ballet!

Careful or you'll end up on double secret probation...

is it the nutcracker?

But ofcourse it's a secret ballet. If word got out about Sleazy in a tutu, the theater would soon be overflowing with women.

:thumbsup I was waiting to see how long it would be before one of the geniuses caught that :1orglaugh

Dirty Sanchez.

His english may not be the best, but i think he can do it

hahaha... took long enough

I wonder if I can still be elite with such a small penis ?

Oh wait if I have to ask I am not elite LOL

I am like the bill in the saturday morning specials..

someday I will become a LAW (Elite) but I am still sittin on capital (SP) hill.....

ok leader is here...what the fuck do you want slaves?

If Vegas was placing odds on this, I'd throw $50 for that "Party Goat" guy...he's uber-cool.

one of the bonuses of having a small penis is that it makes this less painful

Amen brotha Amen

you know, I knew my tutu was itching for a reason but it took me ALL day to find this!

I sale leet ICQ UNIs.

and what about the latently homo-erotic paddles?

http://www.paddletramps.com/Merchant...addlekits2.jpg
thank you sir! may i have another!

I will sleep my way to the top.

I'll help out and take my term :glugglug