yep, forgot to take my keys with me, went out the garage, and the garage keypad was frozen cause of the cold winter here.

Yes, didn't everyone? Forgot keys in the trunk of my car, and closed the trunk, take that!

hah, happened to me once ... was a strange feeling when i woke up with smth cold in my hand - the cold thing in my hand was the knob on my door and i had just locked the door while SLEEPING; i must have taken a piss and then a wrong turn haha ... boy, it felt silly being naked in the staircase d'oh ... had to go upstairs to wake up mom and to get my key ... from that day on i am used to put the chain on the door before i head for the sheets :B

I don't have a house ...

It happened but not recently. Bummer.

No, but I got locked IN the house once, by my mom. After 20 minutes I started thinking about fires and earthquakes :)

Spare Key
 

I keep a house key in my billfold. I used to keep a spare car key, but the new keys won't fit.
If you're in a condo, got a neighbor you really trust? Might give one of them a key. Fortunately I live semi-rural and there are 2 people I would have no problem giving a key to. Or I could just bury one in the yard.
Word to the wise, never use the fake rock. Burglars know what they look like. Also the fake alarm company signs.
The house is alarmed, but also the shed is on the system. Most people in my area have garden tractors, that can cost up to $10,000, a thieves favorite. I don't have one, but sometimes they hit the shed before the house. I don't have a tractor, use a lawn service, but fuck thieves.

I do it all the time :( but thank god for a CC boom I'm right in that's kinda scary huh? I can get in faster with the CC than the key! LMAO

I dated a girl who thought that she was saving time by starting her car, then leaving the car and coming back in the house to finish getting ready. Yes, she locked herself out of her running car more than once and called me at work in a panic. As if I could do jack squat about it other than point out this is why you shouldnt ever do that.

Not since I was like 13 years old...

50 keyless entries.

I've never locked myself out, but when I was about 8 my younger brother locked me out. I spent an hour kicking the door, and when he finally unlocked it and let me in, I slugged him with all my might.

Shit sucked, man!