Cant please every affiliate!

Oh well :2 cents:

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some mainstream affiliate programs/networks require phone calls to verify you are who you say you are. instant approval or waiting a day or two isnt a big deal. a bit annoying when you found a new site to promote but hardly end of the world. if itll convert its worth waiting a few days for....

Want wat heb ik met Nederlandse affiliates te maken ook alweer?

Lol, this board never fails to amaze me.

A guy that has been a member here for over 10 years, so supposedly working in the online adult industry for all this time, who doesn't understand why affiliate programs have an approval process....

Owner of IslandDollars is cool as fuck. Had beers with him in real life. If you love great conversions and rebills like a crazy mofo, then I think you should get pass the manual approval episode. Is only a smart thing to do. Don't worry about the lost of 10000 of sales with your "guestimation".

Is like a small groceries store wanting to sell Coca Cola and got annoyed when asked to provide sales projection. I think Coca Cola can say GFY and sell Cock Cola as you wish.

But in this context, the owners of Island Dollars has been really cool and not making any comments. I think for the asian ladyboy niche, they some how are at the status of Coca Cola but still doesn't act like a big shot.

Kudos to Island Dollars. This is the reason why they are successful! Not only have great contents but really savvy in handling their programs.

Cheers!

You're right. I'm just a troll. A troll who could've put a minimum of 10k in their pockets over the next to year. But apparantly that is not important for big players like you. You rather miss out on 50 people like me a year than auto approve people. Btw when the fuck are you gonna explain me how much damage a scammer can do in 24 hours and how a signup form is gonna stop that. You STILL failed to do so.

Sure you could. Given your extensive knowledge displayed so far in this thread, I'd wager against you being able to put 10k in your own pocket over the past 10 years in this industry.

Ah the good old i had beers with him so you must be wrong and a troll. I expected that one way earlier already.

For the not so bright: i have no problem whatsoever with the owner. And he can run his program any way he want. And i am free to let him know that he lost me as an affiliate. Does he care, no. Which isn't too smart of him.

Don't you worry about my sales.

So when are you gonna anwer me. Oh big program owner. ( who i never even heard of before this thread)

I despise approval processes. Funny thing though, never been turned down once even when putting bullshit or dead urls in the form so not sure wtf the point is.

Franck, I can totally agree with you, I HATE waiting to get approved from sponsors, even though some say will be approved within 24hrs, sometimes they never approve/deny you and you left to wait for weeks, forever, etc

But, this certain situation I really think you'll be the one to lose out, IslandDollars program owner will bend over backwards for affiliates, with payments, with promo materials, with anything. Sure there are sites you'll promote to take the place of IslandD, but in the long run

Man, as a long time fellow affiliate, and friend to you man, this 1 situation you should really rethink your decision, you'll be the one to benefit aswell :thumbsup

I'm not, because it's been answered. You're just an idiot and I'd much rather laugh at you then continue to feed you.

Goodbye Mr. 10k fantasy

You're making an ass of yourself in this thread. Just thought you should know. :thumbsup

I didn't say you are wrong....I just said get past the approval thingy and start promoting an awesome program. Ok...take out the fact that I had beers with them since you didn't like how that sounds.

Just wanted to share my experience promoting them with you. Isn't that the purpose of a webmaster board? If you still refuse to, nobody can do anything, is your choice.

If you still think a program needs to have automatic approvals and none taking your advice, go make a program like that. Then come back and make a thread again about your program. I will sure to bump it and promote it if the contents are awesome. Am here to make money, petty disagreements and slow approval won't deter me.

Have a great day!

I thought that's what gfy was for ><

Carry on. :upsidedow

Thanks :P

When it's warranted I actually try to give good info.. but in cases like these I'd much rather just go with the flow of the boards ><

What program did you go with instead? If I may ask of the Alpha Dog. IMO, Islanddollars have no peers for Thai content.

somebody got drunk

Dirty f, you dont have to thank me or anything. Just take my advice and run as fast as you can. Ok?

A week ago you wrote in another thread that you know piss about seo. That you're a complete seo idiot.
Now you're starting a huge blog network, and think that network gonna make shitload of sales.
Yeah, i know you have guys working for you. Im not sure, but i guess you picked the guys who accepted pennies/day? Not sure though, and honestly i dont care.

SERIOUSLY, DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK if these/this guy actually could help you make a shitload of sales, that they would offer their services for some tiny mcdonalds pay?

No, they would not! <--- (IMPORTANT: READ CAREFULLY!)

There's a lot more than knowing where to do your keyword resarch, and there's a lot more than update regulary if you want to make a sucessful blog network.

Here's the FREE advice: If you're not sure exactly what you're doing, then dont do it.
Stick to your moms savings or whatever makes your boat flot, but drop the 'im gonna make a killing with my blog network...and fuck program owners if they dont auto approve my ugly dutch piece of gypsy ass'

MarksAdult, you dont have to thank me or anything. Just take my advice and run as fast as you can. Ok?
You have no clue whatsoever what i am doing. What kind of network i'm building. If i have SEO experts on the job etc etc.
Believe me, it's better if you just stfu.
I might know little about SEO but i know a lot about other things.
And i know right now you look like an idiot.

Amazing, i'm here for 10 years and some punk i never heard of before comes in my thread, gives me shit, tells me how to run my sites and talks about my mom savings. That's some balls.

Shit, i feel like a total fool now. Damn. :(

...Or not. With all the seo questions you've been asking lately, one would assume you have'nt hire any seo-expert.

Maybe you should ask your seo-expert. :1orglaugh

Anyway, i was just being nice and give you that free advice. Nevermind.
I feel lika a total fool. :(

Yeah because i'm asking about SEO i will totally be unable to send sales to a sponsor right. Serious, is that your logic Marksadult. Is that really all you can come up with to bash me? Please come with something better because this is just ridiculous.

And in the meantime, since you know how i run my business and how much sales i do, answering this question should be easy for a guru like you. Oddly enough everyone else has failed to answer this, but you ofcourse won't right?


How much damage can a scammer do to a ccbill revshare program in 24 hours.
Apparently so much it's worth losing 10000's of dollars a year. Please explain since you know to seem the answer and i don't.

And how exactly is a signup form going to stop them where they can fill in any name and website they want. Even use a American proxy if they want.

I wonder how long it will take him to answer my question.

Im not a guru, and never claimed to be.

And the answer to your question, i have no fucking idea, and i dont care.

All i know is that you will not make any sponsor 10000's of dollars.
And im 98% sure that your blog project gonna fail big time.

Thanks, and have a nice day!!

And oh btw, maybe you could answer a very simple question.

If a guy knows how to make a shitload of sales, then why would he work for someone else?

So, and how exactly do you know that? Please explain.

I'm here for 10 years and you seriously think i can't send a sponsor a few sales a day? I'm not sure if you are just trolling or real fucking stupid.
Either way, i already spent too much energy on some punk i've never seen before. And since you ALSO are not gonna answer my question (what a surprise) i'm done with you.

You have no clue what i do. Stop pretending you do because you look like an idiot. I said that before already.

Because reading a cpl of YNOT tutorials and $50 to spend on domains wont do it.
May hurt right now, but you'll thank me one day! No need to though. :)

Just a friendly "Thank you" for reminding me about IslandDollars :) I found some content there that I could use on my "Exposed India" blog. That Asha-chick is hot :thumbsup

That's what i said. This thread is good business for them.

Add "Paul Markham" a couple of times the next time, and it will be Gold :1orglaugh

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Hey SiteSurfer! Where you been? Have not seen you around much.

DWB, i have 2 questions for you.
How much damage can a scammer do to a ccbill revshare program in 24 hours?
Apparently so much it's worth losing 10000's of dollars a year. Please explain since you know to seem the answer and i don't.

And how exactly is a signup form going to stop them where they can fill in any name and website they want. Even use a American proxy if they want.

Ever considered that an affiliate program can get more than 1 affiliate signups on a day, so it's not just to avoid '1 scammer', leaving your program open for everyone to register exposes a risk. What if the owner is sick for a few days or traveling.

Affiliate programs have very good reasons to not auto-approve accounts. And if you fail to understand that, you are just shortsighted.

They might lose some affiliates like you that are impatient, but it can safe their business in the long term, which is way more valuable than the signups they might lose on.

And I am sure most affiliate programs do more due diligence than just seeing if the domain exists. Typing some (big) website as the URL that you don't own will not work, the program owners are not that stupid.

DF why don't you email a sponsor prior to signing up with them, laying down the rules before you will sign up. Or just sit there and wait for them to come ask you nicely?

And if they convert better than one of your existing sponsors, you're losing money. I guess you were actively looking to add another sponsor or replace one. As you were signing up and so upset you had to wait. So your existing list of sponsors needs one more. Maybe you lost by not waiting a day and ended up with a sponsor who isn't so good. Not very smart of you either. Still for you it's normal.

Reasons why a sponsor wouldn't want some loud mouth idiot to join them who might come straight to GFY if they don't run their business exactly as he pleases? List of things he might not like.

Size of banners
Color of banners
Number of banners
Length of tube videos
Composition of tube video
Not enough free stuff
Not enough of anything he chooses.
Having to wait a week to get paid
Minimum of $50 payout.
Waiting 20 minutes before the most knowledgeable of reps appears at his door.
Not getting a free hooker at shows.
Not getting his ass kissed.
Not having the latest version of NATS.
Having the latest version of NATS
Sponsor not there to apply his piles cream
Not having 200% payout Sundays.
Him having a bad day.

DF did you ever consider some might think you're all fucking hot air and not worht the trouble?

would or could. A year or 2?

If you put $10k a year into a sponsors pocket. And have 10 similar sponsors and on the slice you would deserve as an affiliate. You would be a major player. Go do the maths on your slice and costs and a sponsors.

Truth

All we have is you making an ass of yourself on GFY and unlike me, I doubt if you can afford to.

DWB has put me on ignore TWICE. Yet he has me in his profile info and he keeps posting in my threads.

Fucked up or what? Looks like a little obsession going on there.

I have nothing better to do.

Dog - walked
Lunch - Cooking.
TV - Nothing on.
Orders - sent
Sites - checked.
Jigsaw - I'm on my way.

DF has lost money posting here. Forget about credibility, the time he spent here costs him money. Me, I'm on benefits. :thumbsup

Great, i have that idiot Paul exactly where i want him. He's about to explode :)
Calling him an idiot every day over the last 2 months is finally paying off :1orglaugh

This thread was just a free sample of the publicity i can create. I can do another one next month. But it won't be cheap. Open to offers.

You're a bigger idiot than I thought. The only explosion that happens here is me when the dog chews something he shouldn't. :1orglaugh

Thread needs more ladyboy pics ...

I bet that took all fucking day. :1orglaugh

200 sales missed out on.