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Paul Markham 03-15-2012 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by alias (Post 18825041)
Responding to trolls & taking their bait can't be good for your health Paul, best of luck anyway though.

I think it will be easy to do.

All I'm going to do is prove to the fools who passed up the offer that making the money back is easy. If I can do it as a novice and fool. The more experienced should be able to do it a lot fast.

Rochard, go figure it out for a while. Clue, it's not for to drive traffic as a affiliate. It's to own it as a site. We currently do this and more, so all I have to do is add a few.

will be interesting to see if I can get a few people a day to sign up. Might stretch it to other UK or retro sites.

InfoGuy 03-15-2012 03:07 PM

50 Paul Markham stories

anexsia 03-15-2012 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18824778)
No it will be on www.astral-blue.com

As I said on a shitty old lap top and the main work will start when the server and my computer are back.

This is how I plan to do it.

Blogs, will start a few. I know some keywords already I want to home in on. Trying to find a good SE term tool. Have found it, need to pay for it now. So will do.

Links from other similar sites to Astral Blue, so if you've a site with retro or UK content hit me up.

And might even submit to a few Tubes.

I have to do this to prove to myself and the idiots the old man isn't a complete fool. Again like the shoot for Manwin this is more about me proving to myself rather than the trolls.

I highly recommend you try out blogging, I really think you could do pretty well considering it's your content and you know the ins and outs of your content...so you would be able to really target your visitors.

alextokyo 03-15-2012 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 18825917)
I'll pay you $100 to teach me lighting techniques without telling me what an idiot I am.

The Markham method of lighting is nothing more than shining a couple of these directly into the camera.

http://tinyurl.com/ndb9gn

mineistaken 03-15-2012 05:00 PM

So what will be your method to earn those 3000$?

B.Barnato 03-15-2012 05:06 PM

I hope this is going to be described in great detail so I can copy Paul's methods.

Nicky 03-15-2012 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by anexsia (Post 18826147)
I highly recommend you try out blogging, I really think you could do pretty well considering it's your content and you know the ins and outs of your content...so you would be able to really target your visitors.

Here's a layout:

BIG HEADER SAYING "PAUL MARKHAM PORN BLOG"

half assed vintage picture
WWWAAAAALLL OF TEEXT
magic link

FOOTER "PAUL MARKHAM PORN BLOG"

bean-aid 03-15-2012 07:47 PM

You could just put a funny gif of you typing on gfy with a couple of your background pictures and a landing page that says... package 1, 2, 3, 4 , or 5 and you would make 3K in a week... likely 30K over 6 months.

good luck with your imagination ;)

anexsia 03-15-2012 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 18826526)
Here's a layout:

BIG HEADER SAYING "PAUL MARKHAM PORN BLOG"

half assed vintage picture
WWWAAAAALLL OF TEEXT
magic link

FOOTER "PAUL MARKHAM PORN BLOG"

I will spend hours going over the source code trying to decode the magic join links and figure out how they work

porno jew 03-15-2012 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anexsia (Post 18826147)
I highly recommend you try out blogging, I really think you could do pretty well considering it's your content and you know the ins and outs of your content...so you would be able to really target your visitors.

he tried. his blog was lame.

rowan 03-15-2012 08:23 PM

Is it $3k per month within 6 months, or just $3k total in 6 months?

Jakez 03-15-2012 08:44 PM

No. http://i.imgur.com/3Xl2F.png

Jakez 03-15-2012 08:50 PM

In one thread title you ask if the entry level for an affiliate or new porn webmaster is too low, in the same thread you say it is hard for them to be successful. Fair enough. Now you want to ask if a webmaster newbie can make an extra $3,000 by doing a BIT or work. You are so contradicting and all over the place, I don't understand..

papill0n 03-15-2012 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18826088)
I think it will be easy to do.

All I'm going to do is prove to the fools who passed up the offer that making the money back is easy. If I can do it as a novice and fool. The more experienced should be able to do it a lot fast.

Rochard, go figure it out for a while. Clue, it's not for to drive traffic as a affiliate. It's to own it as a site. We currently do this and more, so all I have to do is add a few.

will be interesting to see if I can get a few people a day to sign up. Might stretch it to other UK or retro sites.

you are one seriously pathetic fuckup :1orglaugh

take note here moron

you dont even make a few sales a day

thats what you have just told us

so after infinite threads about how much you know about porn we now find out youve been living on rice and margarine for years :1orglaugh

you would be so much better off if you just turned your computer off, spent some time with your family and withered away on your pension

put your teeth in the sterident and just go to bed

someone will be in to tuck you in soon

plsureking 03-15-2012 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by DWB (Post 18824629)
Shoot a bunch of realistic looking GF content and whore it out. You'll make the money.

No strobes. No expensive camera. No studio. No assistant. No sets. Just a consumer grade point and shoot and a few cute girls shot in real locations, preferably their own bedrooms.

ya he's already got the equipment, just needs to learn a new way to shoot. and probably has to find money to pay the models lol
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Paul Markham 03-15-2012 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB (Post 18824629)
Shoot a bunch of realistic looking GF content and whore it out. You'll make the money.

No strobes. No expensive camera. No studio. No assistant. No sets. Just a consumer grade point and shoot and a few cute girls shot in real locations, preferably their own bedrooms.

Yes that would just about clear $3,000 in 6 months. :(

I used to make $3,000 in an hour before the webmasters took over porn. :( :( :(

Jakez 03-16-2012 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18826743)
Yes that would just about clear $3,000 in 6 months. :(

I used to make $3,000 in an hour before the webmasters took over porn. :( :( :(

You will never be able to shoot some realistic GF content anyways. And that's a fact for a number of reasons. Look at me I know all about content now! Please prove me wrong, it would cost you pennies.

Paul Markham 03-16-2012 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 18824686)
of course you can paul, do it and show them you can.

I'm sure it would be easier for an experienced person, I'm doing it to prove to those with little balls that the asking price of $3,000 for the content was a breeze to make back. Of course they will tell us there are other costs, like CMS, design, hosting, etc. Just excuses from little people who are scared to take the next step up the ladder. They should and according to them can d it all a lot better.

The easy way is to simply pay them more to do it for me and rely on the type in and untracked traffic as the profit. I want to try routes they don't use as well as blogs. I will not be sharing the other methods, the downfall of a brilliant idea is 50 people copying it. Get 5,000 and it's a shit idea. :winkwink:

Still we shall see if these clever guys will find the ideas.

Hermes 03-16-2012 12:04 AM

Damn evil webmasters...

But seems that it doesn't matter how much you make in an hour, more important is how much you spend.

porno jew 03-16-2012 12:05 AM

your computer died and you need money for a new one. just admit it.

DamianJ 03-16-2012 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18826088)
All I'm going to do is prove to the fools who passed up the offer that making the money back is easy.

Can you explain how making 16 bucks a day will make ANYONE except you look stupid?

I offered to buy your site, you were too scared and embarrassed to show me the stats, then you said you would only sell the content for 10k, then an hour later dropped that to 3k.

I said I wanted the whole site. You said you weren't prepared to sell it.

End of story. You coming out of retirement to try and make a blog to try and get 16 bucks a day only proves you're a broke liar.

Try to get through today without lying, go on, give it a go, love.

DamianJ 03-16-2012 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by rowan (Post 18826551)
Is it $3k per month within 6 months, or just $3k total in 6 months?

3k total for 6 months work. 16 bucks a day.

I would pay him that to stop posting on the internet. Happily.

DamianJ 03-16-2012 01:20 AM

He's now boasting he is number one on google for "astral Blue"

Hehehehe.

LA Crew 03-16-2012 01:22 AM

http://vulcanicnews.com/wp-content/u...ty_Old_Men.jpg

Double trouble 03-16-2012 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by LA_quince (Post 18826830)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

anexsia 03-16-2012 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18826827)
He's now boasting he is number one on google for "astral Blue"

Hehehehe.

http://anexsia.net/generic.jpg

rowan 03-16-2012 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by anexsia (Post 18826842)

http://thsrv.com/p/seewhatyoudid.jpg

http://thsrv.com/hl/http://troll.me/...-sir-thumb.jpg

Paul Markham 03-16-2012 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hermes (Post 18826771)
Damn evil webmasters...

But seems that it doesn't matter how much you make in an hour, more important is how much you spend.

True, over the years we made a lot of money, we spent a lot less. So NOW I can sit here and watch people struggle in a shrinking business.

The $3,000 is on top of what we currently do on all the sites and just by me driving traffic to Astral Blue. If I get there earlier, I will let you all know.

For someone to take the next step up the ladder or just diversify needs skills, talent and money. So what would it take for an experienced traffic pusher, seller, designer, converter and all the other skills. Plus money does it takes to make a site pay?

Hosting, wonderful deals around today. $1,000 tops.
Design, wonderful deals around today. $1,000 tops.
CMS, wonderful deals around today. $3,000 tops.
Content, wonderful deals around today. $3,000 tops for this package.

$8,000 to diversify into a micro niche, that the owner runs. 320 sign ups of his or 400 of a mix his and affiliates. After that it's profit except for affiliates and hosting. A business plan that returns an initial investment in 6 months is an abnormality, exceptional and out of the normal run of things. Most businesses plan to turn a profit on a new venture in a year, 2 or even 3.

Telling the idiots how a normal business works as they tap on their keyboard from home, is like talking in Mandarin to them.

When you read this from all the "know it alls" who can run their mouths and little else. You realise these guys like being at the tail end. Never getting to the head and on the steering wheel of one site. They no doubt will come up with every excuse imaginable. Ultimately they are talking up to a league above them or out of their asses.

They would soon learn the reason some sponsors can afford to be so generous. Up to 1/3 of the traffic that land on a site has no affiliate link or attributed to anyone. It just appears. No need to shave, no need to cut corners, samples get spread around and the traffic turns up.

I don't hate affiliates. Just the ones who are little pricks with smaller balls. :thumbsup

Slappin Fish 03-16-2012 09:18 AM

what's this about?

DamianJ 03-16-2012 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slappin Fish (Post 18827444)
what's this about?

Paul's broke again so has come out of retirement and has a goal of making $2 an hour.

Paul Markham 03-16-2012 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slappin Fish (Post 18827444)
what's this about?

Nothing much, move on.

The bad news is our server is kaput. It will cost a small fortune to build a new one for little benefit. We no longer run 10 computers in an office, only 3 now plus laptops.

So Monday he will build us a 4 terra byte storage computer or what ever they call it, and rebuild the other 2 and deliver it all in the week. So can't do Fuck All until they come back. This one is driving me mad if I do more than post on it. Very old and only laptop with English programs, the others are in Czech. :(

ottopottomouse 03-16-2012 12:36 PM

Given up rather quickly even for you.

papill0n 03-16-2012 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18827643)
Nothing much, move on.

The bad news is our server is kaput. It will cost a small fortune to build a new one for little benefit. We no longer run 10 computers in an office, only 3 now plus laptops.

So Monday he will build us a 4 terra byte storage computer or what ever they call it, and rebuild the other 2 and deliver it all in the week. So can't do Fuck All until they come back. This one is driving me mad if I do more than post on it. Very old and only laptop with English programs, the others are in Czech. :(

you dont even have a fucking server :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

you could host your shit at dreamhost you fucking moron - $10 bux a fucking month!!!!!!

you are fucking hilarious :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

alextokyo 03-16-2012 03:04 PM


Paul Markham 03-16-2012 09:35 PM

alextokyo
This message is hidden because alextokyo is on your ignore list.

Amazing how many can only point to how old I am. As if any one past 60 is automatically extinct. Probably praying I will fail. And be like them.

DamianJ 03-17-2012 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18828756)
alextokyo
This message is hidden because alextokyo is on your ignore list.

Amazing how many can only point to how old I am. As if any one past 60 is automatically extinct. Probably praying I will fail. And be like them.

Small technical question Paul, how do you know what alex is saying about you if his is on ignore?

Unless, of course, you're lying. Again.

Sigh.

CurrentlySober 03-17-2012 03:55 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18829018)
Small technical question Paul, how do you know what alex is saying about you if his is on ignore?

Unless, of course, you're lying. Again.

Sigh.

Exact same thing that I thought... :2 cents:

redwhiteandblue 03-17-2012 05:06 AM

This should be easy Paul. Post your paypal address and ask everyone to donate $5 if you'll stop posting for six months. Job done.

redwhiteandblue 03-17-2012 05:08 AM

^ Oh looks like that was already suggested. Surely if you put as much effort into selling some porn as you do into trolling, it shouldn't be hard to make some extra $$$

rowan 03-17-2012 07:11 AM

Paul, what actually happened to your affiliate program? I was just looking through some old mail and came across one from September 2010... the last time I received the affiliate newsletter. Did my account get canned or did you stop sending them?

WarChild 03-17-2012 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan (Post 18829165)
Paul, what actually happened to your affiliate program? I was just looking through some old mail and came across one from September 2010... the last time I received the affiliate newsletter. Did my account get canned or did you stop sending them?

Paul doesn't need affiliates because traffic is easy to get!

Grapesoda 03-17-2012 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB (Post 18824629)
Shoot a bunch of realistic looking GF content and whore it out. You'll make the money.

No strobes. No expensive camera. No studio. No assistant. No sets. Just a consumer grade point and shoot and a few cute girls shot in real locations, preferably their own bedrooms.

use a phone, shoot vid as well. nobody uses cameras anymore DWB.... all phones

plsureking 03-17-2012 08:42 PM

this thread delivers. like the satisfaction of kicking the shit out of an old passed out drunk on the sidewalk during the walk home from the bars...
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Paul Markham 03-17-2012 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan (Post 18829165)
Paul, what actually happened to your affiliate program? I was just looking through some old mail and came across one from September 2010... the last time I received the affiliate newsletter. Did my account get canned or did you stop sending them?

Maybe I will restart sending them and only to those who look like they are using the updates after a while. Obviously affiliates are one method I will use.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 18829180)
use a phone, shoot vid as well. nobody uses cameras anymore DWB.... all phones

Small beer. If we were in trouble for money there's an obviously better way for us to earn it than do this task I've set myself or shoot Exgf for the money that returns today.

I'm not capable of any lifting or hard work. however I would be able to direct others to shoot. Mostly Eva. If we were to shoot 2 BG scenes a day at $1500 (or GG for $1,000) for a custom client, with our costs here we could easily clear $1,000 a day. Do that 2 times a week and the money is flowing. Add on a BG set for ourselves and the money is flowing better.

That's what the idiots still don't understand when they call me old, out of date, retried, broke. Coming back to earn $2,000 a week isn't impossible. You have to be making a lot more than that.

So the knowledge is still in my head, I've changed style often enough to change again. Shooting Exgf with a mobile is possible for $150 a set and video. :1orglaugh :Oh crap :1orglaugh :Oh crap

B.Barnato 03-17-2012 10:59 PM

Paul Markham
This message is hidden because Paul Markham is on your ignore list.

Paul Markham 03-17-2012 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18829024)
Exact same thing that I thought... :2 cents:

I can still open the trolls posts to bump them. Thought you knew that. :1orglaugh

alan-l 03-18-2012 01:12 AM

even doing grunt work you can do $3000 in 6 months

DamianJ 03-18-2012 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18830129)
I can still open the trolls posts to bump them. Thought you knew that. :1orglaugh

LOL, poor excuse for yet another lie Paul.

You know that you can just post without reading the people you are lying about having on ignore's posts.

Sorry I caught you out lying, again. And made you look stupid, again.

xoxoxo

teomaxxx 03-18-2012 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18826743)

I used to make $3,000 in an hour before the webmasters took over porn. :( :( :(


Somehow a mistake had to happen in your life.
3k a hour, now bragging about 3k in a half year:error
If i am going to make porn sites once i am over 60, bragging about it here or posting everyday on gfy, moderators please cancel my account then. Its a sad, when someone spent his retirement like this,

alextokyo 03-18-2012 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18830115)
I'm not capable of any lifting or hard work. however I would be able to direct others to shoot. Mostly Eva. If we were to shoot 2 BG scenes a day at $1500 (or GG for $1,000) for a custom client, with our costs here we could easily clear $1,000 a day. Do that 2 times a week and the money is flowing. Add on a BG set for ourselves and the money is flowing better.

That's what the idiots still don't understand when they call me old, out of date, retried, broke. Coming back to earn $2,000 a week isn't impossible. You have to be making a lot more than that.

If...

If...

If I got myself a trained dog and shot 2 beast scenes per day, clients would be falling over themselves offering me riches. If. But I don't, so they're not. :1orglaugh If. :1orglaugh

Neither are you shooting for custom clients Paul, and you never again will be because talk is cheap and your content, your attitude, and any knowledge or skills that you once had, like yourself, is out-dated and shit. There are professional shooters with real business sense out there who have studied their craft and actually produce excellent content that people want, not amateur hit-and-miss hobbyists who got lucky back in the 1980s. You can't compete for shit when the real professionals turn up. :1orglaugh


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