100 delusional old perverts

Love to see what an annual profit and loss account turns the $3,000 sets into :error

No the aim is to make an extra $3,000 clear in 6 months on Astral Blue. To show losers like Damona how easy it is. If a failure like me can do it, just imagine what an over weight egotistical ass wipe like her can do.

She must have my posts going straight to her phone. As she will now come in telling me to spend more time with my family. Instead of posting of GFY, like he's doing. :1orglaugh

Yeah, that would REALLY show me.

I fucking dream of making $2 an hour Paul.

You're amazing.

So post the blog stats now, and then every week, so you can prove you're making this awesome $2 otherwise, with your demonstrable track record of lying, no one will believe you.

You don't have the skill set to photoshop them, so just a screen shot will suffice.

Obviously, otherwise you coming out of retirement will be pointless!

The good news is my main computer is back, so after I walk the dog, have a snack.
I will start to make this happen.

The very good news is my Ignore list is getting bigger.
Those with nothing better than ridicule can GO FUCK YOURSELVES.
LOL

I will be looking for a good designer soon, hit me up if you would like some work.

Serviced and over hauled computer is kick ass.

have you written anything on photo shoot lighting

This thread is turning even more Pipo than it already is.

who cares who markham has on ignore? we arent ignoring the same users, we are reading their posts. if he wants to ignore public opinion, it has no affect on his status. he's still a has-been loser. besides, its been proven that he reads the ignored posts anyway. the fucker can't help himself.

i would not want to be labelled a loser in my own industry at that age. i would have changed industries long ago..
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Yes it's on the board if you want to look for it.
Lighting is a bit hard to teach from a book and impossible to teach off a board.

So many variables. Equipment, ability, location, style, etc. The room or out doors and the style and your equipment, then your ability will all lead to varying answers.

Hit me up on ICQ and I can give you a better answer to suit you. Rather than fish for what you're trying to do.

Please remember, Markham says he is not a photographer, has never trained as a photographer, has no qualifications as a photographer and has won no awards as a photographer.

So he is ideally suited to teach porn photography

Bump for Paul to find a good designer. Glad to see you've stopped trying to do it yourself.

That and consider the fact that his wife and assistant were shooting all his content for quite a while, up until they finally couldn't make it anymore.

I was thinking exact same thing. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Next thing you know, paul will be posting screenshots sales of 30+ $44.95 3 day trials to his astral-blue-tube.info site on $44.95 3 day trials.

BTW, how's Pipo doing ? I noticed he stopped by the other day.

I heard a few interesting tales about him and his assistants.

Apparently there is a very good reason he "chose" to live outside the UK.

http://www.serene-naturist.com

This guy rocks.

I stumbled across this site, looks like Paul is bang on target for 16 bucks a day already. All the haters can suck his balls.

Great work Paul. Nice SEO.

http://vintagepornretropornoldpornvi...ordpress. com

Imagine that having others shoot instead of doing it a one man show. What a loser you are Squealer, you can't flame properly.

Guess who taught the other three to shoot se well?

Go figure.

You could always go clean the toilets at manwin.

Too far to commute. :1orglaugh

More like ten to twenty bucks a month for hosting.

Lets see... would it be the guy who says he's not a photographer?... but insists that content is king?

The guy who brags about all he learned in 34 years that makes him better than anyone else yet had other girls shooting for him?

Obviously shooting content isn't that hard when your 34 years of experience took almost no time at all to teach to someone who you can't even speak the same language with.

In your last couple years, you still were working to have everyone believing you were still shooting when you were not. More BS from Paul "Magic Join Links" Markham

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Do you think Dean Capture sells Dean Capture photographs that someone else took?

You were selling your brand. Paul Markham. Classic bored eastern europeans looking at the camera with horrible lighting. Now it transpires you shot very little of it.

False advertising.

If it was more than cheap filler shit, I imagine people would be annoyed.

He was also posting new sets on this very forum and saying he shot them when he wasn't the one shooting them. I didn't say anything at the time but someone else finally called him out on it after the fact and he admitted that he wasn't shooting anymore.

Good they got him to admit that lie.

so what about our results, PAUL ?

The problem is that GFY is using his ignorelist as the default ignorelist for all new users. Paul is a big player around here you know.