Nothing much, move on.

The bad news is our server is kaput. It will cost a small fortune to build a new one for little benefit. We no longer run 10 computers in an office, only 3 now plus laptops.

So Monday he will build us a 4 terra byte storage computer or what ever they call it, and rebuild the other 2 and deliver it all in the week. So can't do Fuck All until they come back. This one is driving me mad if I do more than post on it. Very old and only laptop with English programs, the others are in Czech. :(

Given up rather quickly even for you.

you dont even have a fucking server :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

you could host your shit at dreamhost you fucking moron - $10 bux a fucking month!!!!!!

you are fucking hilarious :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

alextokyo
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Amazing how many can only point to how old I am. As if any one past 60 is automatically extinct. Probably praying I will fail. And be like them.

Small technical question Paul, how do you know what alex is saying about you if his is on ignore?

Unless, of course, you're lying. Again.

Sigh.

Exact same thing that I thought... :2 cents:

This should be easy Paul. Post your paypal address and ask everyone to donate $5 if you'll stop posting for six months. Job done.

^ Oh looks like that was already suggested. Surely if you put as much effort into selling some porn as you do into trolling, it shouldn't be hard to make some extra $$$

Paul, what actually happened to your affiliate program? I was just looking through some old mail and came across one from September 2010... the last time I received the affiliate newsletter. Did my account get canned or did you stop sending them?

Paul doesn't need affiliates because traffic is easy to get!

use a phone, shoot vid as well. nobody uses cameras anymore DWB.... all phones

this thread delivers. like the satisfaction of kicking the shit out of an old passed out drunk on the sidewalk during the walk home from the bars...
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Maybe I will restart sending them and only to those who look like they are using the updates after a while. Obviously affiliates are one method I will use.

Small beer. If we were in trouble for money there's an obviously better way for us to earn it than do this task I've set myself or shoot Exgf for the money that returns today.

I'm not capable of any lifting or hard work. however I would be able to direct others to shoot. Mostly Eva. If we were to shoot 2 BG scenes a day at $1500 (or GG for $1,000) for a custom client, with our costs here we could easily clear $1,000 a day. Do that 2 times a week and the money is flowing. Add on a BG set for ourselves and the money is flowing better.

That's what the idiots still don't understand when they call me old, out of date, retried, broke. Coming back to earn $2,000 a week isn't impossible. You have to be making a lot more than that.

So the knowledge is still in my head, I've changed style often enough to change again. Shooting Exgf with a mobile is possible for $150 a set and video. :1orglaugh :Oh crap :1orglaugh :Oh crap

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I can still open the trolls posts to bump them. Thought you knew that. :1orglaugh

even doing grunt work you can do $3000 in 6 months

LOL, poor excuse for yet another lie Paul.

You know that you can just post without reading the people you are lying about having on ignore's posts.

Sorry I caught you out lying, again. And made you look stupid, again.

xoxoxo

Somehow a mistake had to happen in your life.
3k a hour, now bragging about 3k in a half year:error
If i am going to make porn sites once i am over 60, bragging about it here or posting everyday on gfy, moderators please cancel my account then. Its a sad, when someone spent his retirement like this,

If...

If...

If I got myself a trained dog and shot 2 beast scenes per day, clients would be falling over themselves offering me riches. If. But I don't, so they're not. :1orglaugh If. :1orglaugh

Neither are you shooting for custom clients Paul, and you never again will be because talk is cheap and your content, your attitude, and any knowledge or skills that you once had, like yourself, is out-dated and shit. There are professional shooters with real business sense out there who have studied their craft and actually produce excellent content that people want, not amateur hit-and-miss hobbyists who got lucky back in the 1980s. You can't compete for shit when the real professionals turn up. :1orglaugh

100 delusional old perverts

Love to see what an annual profit and loss account turns the $3,000 sets into :error

No the aim is to make an extra $3,000 clear in 6 months on Astral Blue. To show losers like Damona how easy it is. If a failure like me can do it, just imagine what an over weight egotistical ass wipe like her can do.

She must have my posts going straight to her phone. As she will now come in telling me to spend more time with my family. Instead of posting of GFY, like he's doing. :1orglaugh

Yeah, that would REALLY show me.

I fucking dream of making $2 an hour Paul.

You're amazing.

So post the blog stats now, and then every week, so you can prove you're making this awesome $2 otherwise, with your demonstrable track record of lying, no one will believe you.

You don't have the skill set to photoshop them, so just a screen shot will suffice.

Obviously, otherwise you coming out of retirement will be pointless!

The good news is my main computer is back, so after I walk the dog, have a snack.
I will start to make this happen.

The very good news is my Ignore list is getting bigger.
Those with nothing better than ridicule can GO FUCK YOURSELVES.
LOL

I will be looking for a good designer soon, hit me up if you would like some work.

Serviced and over hauled computer is kick ass.

have you written anything on photo shoot lighting

This thread is turning even more Pipo than it already is.

who cares who markham has on ignore? we arent ignoring the same users, we are reading their posts. if he wants to ignore public opinion, it has no affect on his status. he's still a has-been loser. besides, its been proven that he reads the ignored posts anyway. the fucker can't help himself.

i would not want to be labelled a loser in my own industry at that age. i would have changed industries long ago..
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Yes it's on the board if you want to look for it.
Lighting is a bit hard to teach from a book and impossible to teach off a board.

So many variables. Equipment, ability, location, style, etc. The room or out doors and the style and your equipment, then your ability will all lead to varying answers.

Hit me up on ICQ and I can give you a better answer to suit you. Rather than fish for what you're trying to do.

Please remember, Markham says he is not a photographer, has never trained as a photographer, has no qualifications as a photographer and has won no awards as a photographer.

So he is ideally suited to teach porn photography

Bump for Paul to find a good designer. Glad to see you've stopped trying to do it yourself.

That and consider the fact that his wife and assistant were shooting all his content for quite a while, up until they finally couldn't make it anymore.

I was thinking exact same thing. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Next thing you know, paul will be posting screenshots sales of 30+ $44.95 3 day trials to his astral-blue-tube.info site on $44.95 3 day trials.

BTW, how's Pipo doing ? I noticed he stopped by the other day.

I heard a few interesting tales about him and his assistants.

Apparently there is a very good reason he "chose" to live outside the UK.

http://www.serene-naturist.com

This guy rocks.

I stumbled across this site, looks like Paul is bang on target for 16 bucks a day already. All the haters can suck his balls.

Great work Paul. Nice SEO.

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