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ilnjscb 03-28-2012 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by shimmy2 (Post 18849646)
about an hour ago i had a knock on my door, it was one of my guards and this 20-30 something italian guy speaking broken english. i could barely make out what the guy was saying until he said something about "toticos" (my paysite). he said he bought a membership while in italy and recognized the gated community i live in because he has a vacation home here... and i often shoot outdoors on the balcony and whatnot kinda giving away the location with the mountains and shit in the background. anyhow he says he is a fan and wants to work for me yadayada like the typical member emails. but it surprised me, i rarely get recognized in public let alone a small place like here

You have guards?

Ayla_SquareTurtle 03-28-2012 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl (Post 18849944)
cool story bro

:thumbsup

EddyTheDog 03-28-2012 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 18850154)
You have guards?

"Spambots Gone Wild" - Its the next big thing.....

DarkJedi 03-28-2012 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 18850154)
You have guards?

probably the community "guard" whos job is to open/close the road barrier

shimmy2 03-28-2012 02:44 PM

everywhere in the dr has armed guards. corner stores, banks, restaurants, grocery stores... there is at least 5 of them working my community at any given time. occasionally they catch a ladron or two but are more of a visual deterrent than anything. they dont let any guests in unless you meet them at the gate and they leave their ID at the gate... and they cant leave without you accompanying them. anyhow none of this helps with gringoes because they figure that all english speaking people know each other, and in my case the dude lives here inside the compound with moms/pops. he's got a room in their place which he eagerly showed me, but not his own spot

alias 03-28-2012 02:52 PM

So are you guys going to bisex?

mavruda 03-28-2012 02:55 PM

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V_RocKs 03-28-2012 03:26 PM

have the chicks fuck him in the ass with a big black dildo. Call him a puta if he refuses.

brassmonkey 03-28-2012 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by shimmy2 (Post 18850286)
everywhere in the dr has armed guards. corner stores, banks, restaurants, grocery stores... there is at least 5 of them working my community at any given time. occasionally they catch a ladron or two but are more of a visual deterrent than anything. they dont let any guests in unless you meet them at the gate and they leave their ID at the gate... and they cant leave without you accompanying them. anyhow none of this helps with gringoes because they figure that all english speaking people know each other, and in my case the dude lives here inside the compound with moms/pops. he's got a room in their place which he eagerly showed me, but not his own spot

just like in mexico most places have a armed guard. dude if you get smoked can i have your property? :helpme

papill0n 03-28-2012 03:33 PM

you're not very bright are you ?

InfoGuy 03-28-2012 03:36 PM

50 Internet stalkers

BareBacked 03-29-2012 09:12 AM

How many guards do you have?

brassmonkey 03-29-2012 09:16 AM

and the posting stops...

grumpy 03-29-2012 09:20 AM

First step : Make contact with victim
Checked
Second step: Get close to him
Checked

You dont wanna know the other steps.

sperbonzo 03-29-2012 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 18849671)
Release the hounds on him



shimmy2 03-29-2012 09:58 AM

nah i'm still here, dude came by again today looking like a dopefiend asking to buy another dvd, i told him i didnt have any more. he really does have the stereotypical look of a porn convention attending consumer. but the house visits need to stop

Overload 03-29-2012 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 18850399)
you're not very bright are you ?

haha, i almost said "looking at his avatar this question is answering itself" but with all the racist stuff around ... lolz

The Dawg 03-29-2012 10:15 AM

Wild story.

I would have checked him on his first visit.

brassmonkey 03-29-2012 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by shimmy2 (Post 18851760)
nah i'm still here, dude came by again today looking like a dopefiend asking to buy another dvd, i told him i didnt have any more. he really does have the stereotypical look of a porn convention attending consumer. but the house visits need to stop

:pimp never serve dope out of the place you sleep. you opened up the door to all kinds of shit :1orglaugh you piss him off he posts your home address online! and the people that made threats know where to send your parting gifts :Oh crap :helpme :1orglaugh

2012 03-29-2012 01:42 PM

hey, shimmy's still here lol

xholly 03-29-2012 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 18851803)
:pimp never serve dope out of the place you sleep. you opened up the door to all kinds of shit :1orglaugh you piss him off he posts your home address online! and the people that made threats know where to send your parting gifts :Oh crap :helpme :1orglaugh

I don't think he has to worry too much since it all sounds like made up lies anyway

geedub 03-29-2012 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by shimmy2 (Post 18851760)
but the house visits need to stop

They are just beginning, and not just with this guy man. You need to move and start using your head or you're going to die. This isn't some troll bullshit man.

xenigo 03-29-2012 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by geedub (Post 18852508)
They are just beginning, and not just with this guy man. You need to move and start using your head or you're going to die. This isn't some troll bullshit man.

Yeah, 100%. This is no joke. Do not ever shoot where you sleep. You do not want anyone to know where they can find you.

You're like the fucking ATM to them. All they have to do is bring a gun and a baseball bat, and you become their cash pinata.

I recommend moving immediately. :2 cents:

lazycash 03-29-2012 05:44 PM

Sounds like the Italian version of Lawrence Connor.

Screwed Up 03-29-2012 06:11 PM

Move ASAP!
Don't take changes.

brassmonkey 03-29-2012 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by xenigo (Post 18852528)
Yeah, 100%. This is no joke. Do not ever shoot where you sleep. You do not want anyone to know where they can find you.

You're like the fucking ATM to them. All they have to do is bring a gun and a baseball bat, and you become their cash pinata.

I recommend moving immediately. :2 cents:

yep and when their done they off you. seen it on the first 48 when the money was gone the two dudes were executed in a vacant house.

GAMEFINEST 03-29-2012 07:59 PM

buy 2 get one free

J3ss3Jam3s 03-30-2012 01:37 PM

Crazy story

BladeZ 03-30-2012 01:53 PM

Reminds a bit of The Fan with Robert de Niro :/


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