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Deej 04-20-2012 02:41 PM
starbucks is a horrible choice IMO...

If you truly want to experience coffee... start with a fresh brewed folgers. then get a mocha or something from starbucks. Have a friend make you a keurig cup... then... try some cloth sifted mountain man coffee made in a pot over a stove...

do all those... experience them all... Then... go to a store where they sell different sorts of beans and roasts. Smell through them. Find one or two that intrigue you. Grind them there if you dont have a grinder at home...a ssuming not if you dont even know what it tatses like... Fuck it... buy a grinder and a french press... you wont look back at any of those other coffees. Take your beans, grind them. boil your water (not quite boiling) and press your own...

Thank me later.

BIGTYMER 04-20-2012 05:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by garce (Post 18899433)
That's because its actual, straight-up coffee without the pussy shit you gay men crave. Timmy's will half-heartedly sell you a shitty Frothy-Iced-Cinna-Mocha-Frappa-Latte - but then we will all laugh at you behind your back.

Tim's sells that fancy shit - but they dont like selling it. You walk into a Tim Horton's and order THAT crap and they post pictures of you on their Facebook page and laugh. And you can't sue them because, well, you're a pussy. And American.

Walk into Tim's, ask for a black coffee. I do not want cream. I do not want sugar. Give me some straight up caffiene. Grow some hair on your chest and grow a spine.

Your coffee is like your beer. Room temperature frothy piss.

OMG!
Take your medicine.

CYF 04-20-2012 05:31 PM
Starbucks really does suck. If you're going for just coffee, I'd suggest straight up black coffee. If you want to work your way into it, I'd suggest a cappuccino or a mocha.

Chosen 04-20-2012 06:42 PM
I don't drink coffee so I cannot recommend any...

CHARGER 04-20-2012 07:03 PM
http://beancoffee.us/wp-content/uplo...ian-coffee.jpg

:pimp

WarChild 04-20-2012 07:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by garce (Post 18899433)
That's because its actual, straight-up coffee without the pussy shit you gay men crave. Timmy's will half-heartedly sell you a shitty Frothy-Iced-Cinna-Mocha-Frappa-Latte - but then we will all laugh at you behind your back.

Tim's sells that fancy shit - but they dont like selling it. You walk into a Tim Horton's and order THAT crap and they post pictures of you on their Facebook page and laugh. And you can't sue them because, well, you're a pussy. And American.

Walk into Tim's, ask for a black coffee. I do not want cream. I do not want sugar. Give me some straight up caffiene. Grow some hair on your chest and grow a spine.

Your coffee is like your beer. Room temperature frothy piss.

OMG!
Having lived in Central America, I can tell you with some authority, Tim Hortons is shitty coffee. Get yourself a passport, travel outside of Canada and get some life experience of your own. The coffee in gas stations in Costa Rica is better than Tim Horton's.

Also, I'm not American, I'm Canadian you dipshit.

shake 04-20-2012 08:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fris (Post 18899334)
some guy in front of me was getting a quadrouple expresso, how much caffeine is in that ?
That's not too bad, normally people get a double shot, and often a triple for a large drink. There's actually a bit less caffeine in espresso than drip coffee because the water is forced through quickly much gets left behind. That being said, 4 shots will get you going :pimp

shake 04-20-2012 08:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18899845)
Having lived in Central America, I can tell you with some authority, Tim Hortons is shitty coffee. Get yourself a passport, travel outside of Canada and get some life experience of your own. The coffee in gas stations in Costa Rica is better than Tim Horton's.

Also, I'm not American, I'm Canadian you dipshit.
Timmys tastes like watered down charcoal :2 cents:

AllAboutCams 04-20-2012 09:02 PM
wow i miss starbucks
java chip frapachino 2 shots of espresso and whipped cream

cjr2006 04-20-2012 09:14 PM
Every Morning since freshman year of high school I've had a cup. Even freaked roommates out when I would have coffee before going to bed!

jimmycooper 04-20-2012 10:29 PM
Make it yourself. This is my set up.

http://www.bodum.com/ca/en-us/shop/d...-16/?navid=262
http://www.bodum.com/ca/en-us/shop/d...1US/?navid=280
http://shop.illy.com/online/store/pr...reparations_us (Dark Roast)

SwirlsGirl 05-04-2012 02:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18898522)
Canadians seem to love Tim Hortons but I don't think it's very good coffee at all.

who the fuck asked you anything you wasted zygote

Jakez 05-04-2012 03:16 PM
Not a coffee drinker but when I needed some at a time when I had to get up early every day I liked Burger Kings iced coffee (no I don't care if Burger King is horrible or if it's not real coffee).

geedub 05-04-2012 03:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jimmycooper (Post 18900026)
You need to get a burr mill grinder

Pink Misfit 05-04-2012 03:41 PM
I'm more of a Cappuccino type of person. Yummy.

nico-t 05-05-2012 03:46 AM
all i hear in this thread are gay ass coffee cocktails.

DamianJ 05-05-2012 04:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jimmycooper (Post 18900026)
Burr > Blade

http://www.google.co.uk/products/cat...MAA#ps-sellers

fris 05-09-2012 06:19 AM
tried a butter pecan from second cup, hated it.

bitter

jimmycooper 05-09-2012 06:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by geedub (Post 18930079)
You need to get a burr mill grinder
Quote:
Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18930902)
Thanks for the tip! Just ordered this one. Kind of cool looking and seems like a reasonable price.

http://i.imgur.com/3rGjC.jpg

http://www.amazon.com/DeLonghi-Stain...570409&sr=8-23


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