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2intense 05-01-2012 11:22 AM
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

alextokyo 05-01-2012 11:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18918736)
I understand you're too dumb to figure it out. So if you can and post the reason I will not reply to your stupid posts for a whole week. I know it will be tough, still I promise.
A week is a long time for you? Because for me, and most others, a week absolutely fucking flies over. There's not much difference between a week and a day. How about upping the ante to 20 years?

But wait! Due to a limited time special offer, you get 2 years and 5 months for free. Even 2030 would cut it.

Deal?







Deal?







Hello?















Bueller? Bueller?




Bueller?







Oh, shit.... :1orglaugh









http://i48.tinypic.com/28iqfzk.jpg

alextokyo 05-01-2012 11:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 18919055)
not agreeing is one thing, but this isnt necessary. grow up.



Incoming hurt feelings report...


OH SHIT




OH SHIT SHIT SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT FUCK SHIT FUUUUU-





http://i49.tinypic.com/sfktps.jpg

B.Barnato 05-01-2012 11:50 AM
Guys this was supposed to be a friendly jab at Paul as I found the rather outdated "walkman" amusing. It was not supposed to end in a hail of insults.

Sorry Paul.

nikki99 05-01-2012 11:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Slappin Fish (Post 18917279)
He was also caught on cctv the next day...

http://i.imgur.com/RVj5D.gif
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MaDalton 05-01-2012 12:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by alextokyo (Post 18919109)
Incoming hurt feelings report...
dont worry about my feelings

you can argue with Paul as much as you want, i dont give a flying fuck. but death wishes are one step too far, even for GFY

alextokyo 05-01-2012 01:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 18919191)
dont worry about my feelings

you can argue with Paul as much as you want, i dont give a flying fuck. but death wishes are one step too far, even for GFY
Like it or not, he's fucked. There is no getting away from cancer. The truth hurts like a bitch, but it's coming back to nail him hard.

Apparently, he's still suffering from the 1st cancer even though it's gone. Good luck fighting the 2nd and 3rd cancer (if he even makes it that far)... he might as well throw himself under a speeding train, it'd be a lot less painful than the years of agony ahead.

There's no way of sugar coating the fact that his head is going to rot away from the inside. Slowly. Right now his cancer is just taking a vacation. It's coming back, it always does... and probably sooner than expected. In the same way that you probably took a big fat steaming shit this morning, and are going to have to take another shit either tonight or tomorrow morning. It's not a death wish, it's a fact. :1orglaugh

ReggieDurango 05-01-2012 01:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 18919191)
dont worry about my feelings

you can argue with Paul as much as you want, i dont give a flying fuck. but death wishes are one step too far, even for GFY
Seriously.
Way WAY too intense, AlexTokyo. Don't see how saying this shit makes you feel better about yourself.

bushwacker 05-01-2012 01:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by alextokyo (Post 18919273)
Like it or not, he's fucked. There is no getting away from cancer. The truth hurts like a bitch, but it's coming back to nail him hard.

Apparently, he's still suffering from the 1st cancer even though it's gone. Good luck fighting the 2nd and 3rd cancer (if he even makes it that far)... he might as well throw himself under a speeding train, it'd be a lot less painful than the years of agony ahead.

There's no way of sugar coating the fact that his head is going to rot away from the inside. Slowly. Right now his cancer is just taking a vacation. It's coming back, it always does... and probably sooner than expected. In the same way that you probably took a big fat steaming shit this morning, and are going to have to take another shit either tonight or tomorrow morning. It's not a death wish, it's a fact. :1orglaugh
someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

Paul Markham 05-01-2012 01:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18918790)
I thought I was on ignore?

Lol.

I figured it out ages ago.

If she does a 9-5 she can be away from you for 40 hours a week. Put that with the weekends she hides from you at her Ma's place, then she hardly has to see you at all.

If she worked as a shooter, she'd have to spend at least half the week with you.

So no wonder she'd prefer to clean loos that take photos. Small price to pay.
Wrong, not even a good try. Nice insult at Eva and our marriage.

Quote:
Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 18919055)
not agreeing is one thing, but this isnt necessary. grow up.
It's fine, shows his level and inability to debate. See how I have them rattled. :thumbsup

alextokyo 05-01-2012 02:00 PM

MaDalton 05-01-2012 02:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by alextokyo (Post 18919273)
Like it or not, he's fucked. There is no getting away from cancer. The truth hurts like a bitch, but it's coming back to nail him hard.

Apparently, he's still suffering from the 1st cancer even though it's gone. Good luck fighting the 2nd and 3rd cancer (if he even makes it that far)... he might as well throw himself under a speeding train, it'd be a lot less painful than the years of agony ahead.

There's no way of sugar coating the fact that his head is going to rot away from the inside. Slowly. Right now his cancer is just taking a vacation. It's coming back, it always does... and probably sooner than expected. In the same way that you probably took a big fat steaming shit this morning, and are going to have to take another shit either tonight or tomorrow morning. It's not a death wish, it's a fact. :1orglaugh
my father died a slow and horrible death from lung cancer, you better wish you'll be lucky to die quick :2 cents:

alextokyo 05-01-2012 02:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 18919408)
my father died a slow and horrible death from lung cancer, you better wish you'll be lucky to die quick :2 cents:
No worries. If the worse comes to worse for me, I have a fuckload of Valium, a reliable car, and a long hose.





Paul, if you're reading this...

DaLord 05-01-2012 02:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Slappin Fish (Post 18917279)
He was also caught on cctv the next day...

http://i.imgur.com/RVj5D.gif
Hahahahahaha

DamianJ 05-01-2012 03:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18919370)
Wrong, not even a good try.
So I'm off your lied about ignore list officially then?

Cool.

So why would YOU want to hang around with you all day.

I'd fuck off and clean bogs to get away from you. Makes perfect sense to me.

$3000.

Magazines.

JFK 05-01-2012 03:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by alextokyo (Post 18919419)
No worries. If the worse comes to worse for me, I have a fuckload of Valium, a reliable car, and a long hose.





Paul, if you're reading this...
try using it now :2 cents: :321GFY

ruff 05-01-2012 04:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by alextokyo (Post 18919047)
I'm going to stop you right there.

Just so you know, cancer always comes back. Always. It's like a fucking laser-guided boomerang. I'm no doctor, but I guarantee you aren't going to see 80.

Fact: you have years of pure hell to look forward to. You are going to die in pure pain and agony while your head rots away from the inside, and there's nothing that you or anyone else can do about it.

In short, you're fucked. The truth hurts like a bitch, but try to have a nice day though, eh?

P.S. Magazines! $3000!
Just a quick note to you. Go Fuck Yourself Asshole!

ruff 05-01-2012 04:53 PM
I'll bet Paul has gotten more pussy than 99% of the posters on GFY. Whatever else is going on, he's got some fantastic memories to revisit.

digitaldivas 05-01-2012 04:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by alextokyo (Post 18919273)
Like it or not, he's fucked. There is no getting away from cancer. The truth hurts like a bitch, but it's coming back to nail him hard.

Apparently, he's still suffering from the 1st cancer even though it's gone. Good luck fighting the 2nd and 3rd cancer (if he even makes it that far)... he might as well throw himself under a speeding train, it'd be a lot less painful than the years of agony ahead.

There's no way of sugar coating the fact that his head is going to rot away from the inside. Slowly. Right now his cancer is just taking a vacation. It's coming back, it always does... and probably sooner than expected. In the same way that you probably took a big fat steaming shit this morning, and are going to have to take another shit either tonight or tomorrow morning. It's not a death wish, it's a fact. :1orglaugh
thats a pretty horrible thing to say, Alex... to anyone? What has he done to you?!?

epitome 05-01-2012 05:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ruff (Post 18919589)
I'll bet Paul has gotten more pussy than 99% of the posters on GFY. Whatever else is going on, he's got some fantastic memories to revisit.
I know he has gotten and gets 100% more pussy than I ever have or will, so you may be onto something. :winkwink:

AdultKing 05-01-2012 06:17 PM
I'm still waiting for Paul to prove his income from the scene he reckons he made tens of thousands from.

I guess as he can't prove it then it's pretty safe to say he's LYING.

cosis 05-01-2012 07:45 PM
is that Picadilly?

Harmon 05-01-2012 09:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JFK (Post 18919536)
try using it now :2 cents: :321GFY
:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

kal86 05-01-2012 09:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by epitome (Post 18917399)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:thumbsup
hot damn man:1orglaugh

Paul Markham 05-01-2012 11:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ruff (Post 18919589)
I'll bet Paul has gotten more pussy than 99% of the posters on GFY. Whatever else is going on, he's got some fantastic memories to revisit.
Yes. And they can't take that away from me. As the song goes.

I just feel some like Alex, Damian are showing their true selves. Lack of a debate, poking fun because I'm older than some, etc.

AdultKing 05-01-2012 11:40 PM
Yet Paul still wont / cant provide proof of his outlandish claims.

alextokyo 05-02-2012 12:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JFK (Post 18919536)
try using it now :2 cents: :321GFY
Just got back from a nice drive around town.

Thanks for the tip!

DamianJ 05-02-2012 01:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18920039)
I just feel some like Alex, Damian are showing their true selves. Lack of a debate, poking fun because I'm older than some, etc.
I don't poke fun because you're older, I poke fun because you demonstrably lie all the time.

Paul Markham 05-02-2012 02:24 AM
Today 10:24 AM
DamianJ This user is on your Ignore List.
Today 09:59 AM
alextokyo This user is on your Ignore List.
Today 08:40 AM
AdultKing This user is on your Ignore List.


http://paulmarkham.com/temp/trollalert2.jpg

AdultKing 05-02-2012 02:26 AM
I must go on and off this imaginary ignore list twenty times a day.

Paul is far to narcissistic to place anyone ignore, god forbid he miss something said about him.

It's demonstrable of his childish behavior.

DamianJ 05-02-2012 02:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18920184)
Today 10:24 AM
DamianJ This user is on your Ignore List.
Uh huh. Sure. That's why you keep reading my posts, quoting them and replying to them.

Your ignore list is about as real as your retirement.

So anyway Paul, how are you watching UK telly over there without breaking the law?


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