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Just Alex 05-31-2012 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 18975205)
Nah, you just trying to hide the fact them dudes mad they can't get paid like flav just for rocking a big ass clock, so making fun of him is a way for them to release anger, I said it earlier:



Yall ain't got the kinda swag it takes to get paid just to smile with a big ass clock on TV. Flav is VERY AWARE of this and capitalizes off it. If a white man does it, he'll look stupid ass fuck and nobody would pay for that because it's a cheezy white dude. People see Flav and know he's intelligent off his past political music, know he's hip to the racist mans game and applaud him for having a bunch of white people in middle America mimicking him while padding his pockets. :1orglaugh


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You nailed it. Thats what its all about.

No wonder failure is your middle name.

http://getdangoodman.com/wp-content/...deck-nigga.jpg

6South 05-31-2012 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by MediaGuy (Post 18972245)
You must be American.

I'm not prejudiced against Americans, but I see so much black shit on these forums that it makes me wonder.

I mean - I know there's anti-semites here in Quebec, and some black racism... but it somehow comes up much more rarely or more subtly than in the states.

The whole "guess the race" bullshit here has always irked me.

When I see a black dude walking down the street with a white chick here, I usually just think "nick chick" or "nice watch" or nothing at all... depends.

But it seems the first things American whites scope to is the color of the guy's skin... what the fuck is up with that? Are you all racists under the skin, so to speak?!?

:D

I don't live in some Euro Gay village with a half dozen radio stations playing house music 24/7 and a rave under every rainbow.

Where I come from checking the color and appearance of someone walking up to you is basic survival.

I'm not saying it's impossible for a white guy to rob me but so far, at least to date the dude on the other end of the gun / knife / tire iron has always been at least 2 shades darker than me for some reason.

Just sayin

CyberHustler 05-31-2012 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex (Post 18975258)

For every black person you post, there is a white person doing the exact same thing trying to be included... but they're just not as cool.

http://getdangoodman.com/wp-content/...l-strapped.jpg

:2 cents:

brassmonkey 05-31-2012 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 18975366)
For every black person you post, there is a white person doing the exact same thing trying to be included... but they're just not as cool.

http://getdangoodman.com/wp-content/...l-strapped.jpg

:2 cents:

but he's targeting a certain race so he doesn't count the others

Just Alex 05-31-2012 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 18975366)
For every black person you post, there is a white person doing the exact same thing trying to be included... but they're just not as cool.
:2 cents:

Not even close.

13% of US population compose 60% of prison population.

Ofcourse its white man's fault. :1orglaugh

SuckOnThis 05-31-2012 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex (Post 18975408)
Not even close.

13% of US population compose 60% of prison population.

Ofcourse its white man's fault. :1orglaugh


23 years ago I was busted growing 64 marijuana plants, the judge gave me a year probation. You think if I was black I would've got probation?

Just Alex 05-31-2012 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 18975627)
23 years ago I was busted growing 64 marijuana plants, the judge gave me a year probation. You think if I was black I would've got probation?

Who card what I think. Statistics speak for itself.
Here's another interesting stat. And its also white man's fault.

http://www.bls.gov/opub/ted/images/2...d_20111005.png

papill0n 05-31-2012 09:19 PM

25% of ALL black men under 25 are locked down

papill0n 05-31-2012 09:22 PM

only in America though because that country is in the business of locking people up

biggest industry in the state of Texas = Prisons

and you think Al-Qaeda is the enemy :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

eroticsexxx 06-01-2012 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex (Post 18975657)
Who card what I think. Statistics speak for itself.
Here's another interesting stat. And its also white man's fault.

http://www.bls.gov/opub/ted/images/2...d_20111005.png

Ooh, I have one!



:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Barefootsies 06-01-2012 07:08 AM

Lil Wayne denied access to NBA game because he was black... er... nope.

http://sports.yahoo.com/sportsminute

:upsidedow

Tom_PM 06-01-2012 07:23 AM

This thread is still going on? Did you find a new dentist yet?

Barefootsies 06-01-2012 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 18976551)
This thread is still going on? Did you find a new dentist yet?

Is brassmonkey black enough for ya.... America....


"You don't know the paaaiiiinnnn...."

CyberHustler 06-01-2012 07:31 AM

bUUUUUUUUUUUrp

Just Alex 06-01-2012 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 18976551)
This thread is still going on? Did you find a new dentist yet?

Was I asking or looking for new dentist?

Just Alex 06-01-2012 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by eroticsexxx (Post 18976130)
Ooh, I have one!



:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-G...n-attitude.jpg

Barefootsies 06-02-2012 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex (Post 18977348)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

brassmonkey 06-02-2012 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 18976559)
Is brassmonkey black enough for ya.... America....


"You don't know the paaaiiiinnnn...."

:helpme wtf?? go spam yourself :1orglaugh

SuckOnThis 06-02-2012 12:42 PM

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garce 06-02-2012 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex (Post 18971567)
Watching Spurs/Sonics game and realize in general they have really nice shiny choppers. I don't know if its just contrast but I wish I had good teeth like that. I have 2 fucking root canals, crown and all kinds of fillings. I do cleaning every 6 month, scrub them bitches and still end up fixing something every year.
Where's good place to get them porcelain veneers with out going "sleazy Dream" bancroupt?
I hear South Korea?

Because you are a rascist, Mr. Noddyhead Avatar. I think I mentioned that before.

Unless you're not white - then you're just stupid and fail miserably at conveying irony or sarcasm.



Hey! I didn't ask her to appear in this movie. Never bet the devil your head - you never know what will happen to future generations.

DaLord 06-02-2012 05:49 PM

Watching Just Alex type is like watching a retard playing on the highway.

Just Alex 06-02-2012 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by garce (Post 18983315)
Because you are a rascist, Mr. Noddyhead Avatar. I think I mentioned that before.

Unless you're not white - then you're just stupid and fail miserably at conveying irony or sarcasm.



Hey! I didn't ask her to appear in this movie. Never bet the devil your head - you never know what will happen to future generations.

http://groundkontrol.com/wordpress/w...nada-copy1.jpg

Just Alex 06-02-2012 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by DaLord (Post 18983319)
Watching Just Alex type is like watching a retard playing on the highway.

I like your sig, bitch. Hostgator??? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
http://getdangoodman.com/wp-content/...K-HEAVENS1.jpg

brassmonkey 06-02-2012 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by DaLord (Post 18983319)
Watching Just Alex type is like watching a retard playing on the highway.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh yup

garce 06-02-2012 06:09 PM

Cut and paste technique courtesy of DVTimes:

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There is no just ground, therefore, for the charge brought against me by certain ignoramuses?that I have never written a moral tale, or, in more precise words, a tale with a moral. They are not the critics predestined to bring me out, and develop my morals:?that is the secret. By and by the ?North American Quarterly Humdrum? will make them ashamed of their stupidity. In the meantime, by way of staying execution?by way of mitigating the accusations against me?I offer the sad history appended,?a history about whose obvious moral there can be no question whatever, since he who runs may read it in the large capitals which form the title of the tale. I should have credit for this arrangement?a far wiser one than that of La Fontaine and others, who reserve the impression to be conveyed until the last moment, and thus sneak it in at the fag end of their fables.
That IS fucking humour.

TL;DR. What's worse? Me being insane, or you being lazy and illiterate? You're looking at one of the single greatest snippets of American literature written by the greatest American poet and novelist next to (arguably) Mark Twain. One of Poe's weaker and more flippant works (written - as I often write - out of anger and frustration), but still better than anything that has come along in the last 200 years.

And the whole story is - sadly - relevant when you take Jayne Mansfield's ultimate fate into account.

Bum-bum!

garce 06-02-2012 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex (Post 18983325)

Old is as old does. Get over it and attack me from a different angle, you lazy racist.

It would be better if you had a Jayne Mansfield noddy-head avatar. You could go fucking NUTS with that setup. Imagine this: Jayne keeps nodding her head - then IT FALLS RIGHT THE FUCK OFF! Just like real life, but you'd have an actual celebrity as an avatar instead of a pathetic, talentless whore who'll never find another job after SVU goes off the air (very soon, btw...)

Just Alex 06-02-2012 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by garce (Post 18983339)
Old is as old does. Get over it and attack me from a different angle, you lazy racist.

It would be better if you had a Jayne Mansfield noddy-head avatar. You could go fucking NUTS with that setup. Imagine this: Jayne keeps nodding her head - then IT FALLS RIGHT THE FUCK OFF! Just like real life, but you'd have an actual celebrity as an avatar instead of a pathetic, talentless whore who'll never find another job after SVU goes off the air (very soon, btw...)

http://getdangoodman.com/wp-content/...-hoodpubes.jpg

garce 06-02-2012 06:21 PM

BTW - The PINNACLE of Marishka Hargitay's career WAS appearing in The Love Guru. She will never - ever - get a job in any movie with a larger budget (about $48). Bad TV sidekick is the best she can aspire to.

I'm cool with the whole "nuke Canada" thing - and you've obviously come to terms with insulting people of colour and being an obvious, blatant rascist. Excellent, Smithers... Awesome show! Great job!

garce 06-02-2012 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex (Post 18983341)

Is that you? Cool. Good looking man right there. I retract my "rascist" statement and I apologize. Still, your grasp of sarcasm and irony is non-existant.

Maybe read some Poe.

Just Alex 06-02-2012 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by garce (Post 18983345)
Is that you? Cool. Good looking man right there. I retract my "rascist" statement and I apologize. Still, your grasp of sarcasm and irony is non-existant.

Maybe read some Poe.

I love you too

http://getdangoodman.com/wp-content/...5927888719.jpg

eroticsexxx 06-02-2012 07:28 PM



:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

lovelykatie23 06-02-2012 11:15 PM

Even after being enslaved, oppressed and discriminated against for hundreds of years, some of them are millionaires and even billionaires. Impressive! They have superior strength, they're fast as f***, the women are super hot, the men are super hung, they're less prone to genetic diseases due to their dominant traits, and they're born with natural sunscreen.

They have features that non-blacks degrade them for having yet, they turn around and spend BILLIONS of dollars on plastic surgery to get those same features. (???)

Oh, I failed to mention that according to the one-drop rule that was created by racists, our president is a full-blown black man.

I'm an open-minded person. Only a superior group of human beings can achieve such things AND STILL deal with racism on a daily basis! Unreal!

Black people: The world with be boring as f*** without them!!

lovelykatie23 06-02-2012 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 18972254)
American are all nazis !

http://www.motifake.com/image/demoti...1245102850.jpg


Check the teeth !

Umm, Mr. Racist,

That guys not black. His skin is dark, but he's far from black.

lovelykatie23 06-02-2012 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 18975627)
23 years ago I was busted growing 64 marijuana plants, the judge gave me a year probation. You think if I was black I would've got probation?

PROBATION??? I know quite a few black people!! If you were black, you probably would've been giving 15 years for that!!

WOW!!

lovelykatie23 06-02-2012 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 18975366)
For every black person you post, there is a white person doing the exact same thing trying to be included... but they're just not as cool.

http://getdangoodman.com/wp-content/...l-strapped.jpg

:2 cents:

I agree.

What's funny is I don't often see black people doing things like posting racist pics and starting racist threads. When I go to sites like Huffington Post, etc. and read the stories, whenever there's a story about a black person doing something stupid, there are a million racist comments, however, when a white person does something stupid, I RARELY see racist comments from black people.

White people often blame black people of playing the race card, but their claims are justified. There are so many cyber racists out there that it makes you wonder who the people you work with on a daily basis really are.

The KKK members have to take off their sheets when they go to work.

RACISM IS ALIVE AND WELL IN THE USA AND IF YOU THINK IT'S NOT, YOU'RE EITHER NAIVE, YOU DON'T KNOW ANY MINORITIES, OR YOU'RE PROBABLY A RACIST YOURSELF! Seek help!

Just Alex 06-03-2012 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lovelykatie23 (Post 18983549)
Even after being enslaved, oppressed and discriminated against for hundreds of years, some of them are millionaires and even billionaires. Impressive! They have superior strength, they're fast as f***, the women are super hot, the men are super hung, they're less prone to genetic diseases due to their dominant traits, and they're born with natural sunscreen.

They have features that non-blacks degrade them for having yet, they turn around and spend BILLIONS of dollars on plastic surgery to get those same features. (???)

Oh, I failed to mention that according to the one-drop rule that was created by racists, our president is a full-blown black man.

I'm an open-minded person. Only a superior group of human beings can achieve such things AND STILL deal with racism on a daily basis! Unreal!

Black people: The world with be boring as f*** without them!!

http://getdangoodman.com/wp-content/...nant-bitch.jpg

Caiaphas 06-03-2012 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just Alex (Post 18971567)
Watching Spurs/Sonics game and realize in general they have really nice shiny choppers. I don't know if its just contrast but I wish I had good teeth like that. I have 2 fucking root canals, crown and all kinds of fillings. I do cleaning every 6 month, scrub them bitches and still end up fixing something every year.
Where's good place to get them porcelain veneers with out going "sleazy Dream" bancroupt?
I hear South Korea?

They all have nice teeth because they are rich.

Barefootsies 06-04-2012 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caiaphas (Post 18984034)
They all have nice teeth because they are rich.


eroticsexxx 06-04-2012 07:47 AM

Despite the fact that I've never worked in a fast-food establishment (and I am independently wealthy enough to never have to) I do feel that the below video sums up my feelings on this racially charged back-and-forth bullshit...



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