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CaptainHowdy 06-24-2012 03:26 PM

"Baby On Webmaster Board"..

georgeyw 06-24-2012 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by xenigo (Post 19021994)
Says someone who comes from the land of hyper-conservatism. Penalties of jail with 6 months loss of license for driving 45kph over the speed limit... at any speed.

Anyone going faster than that is defined as a big hooner in the eyes of GeorgeyW. :)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5lB9jiEZY6...garooCourt.png

I would love to hear this story about a person jailed for speeding 45k over the limit.

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Originally Posted by eroticsexxx (Post 19022005)
I LOL'd.

Only because the wife just put two of those bright yellow signs on her souped-up Integra (racing kit/exhaust, wing, dropped low as well) a few months ago.

The thing can do a 1/4 mile in about 16 secs and yet she expects other people to "respect" the Baby on Board logos. Mind you, she can handle herself pretty well, but has a lead foot for sure.

And she also swears that she will NEVER drive a minivan or station wagon.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I have NEVER heard anyone boast that their *modded* car can do 16 second 1/4 mile. That is not fast no matter how you try to spin it.

eroticsexxx 06-24-2012 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 19022125)
I have NEVER heard anyone boast that their *modded* car can do 16 second 1/4 mile. That is not fast no matter how you try to spin it.

I lol'd as I typed it and thought about taking it out, but the point is made. It isn't your run-of-the-mill minivan. Just the look and the way it sounds alone is in sharp contrast with bright yellow Baby on board stickers.

Only have street-raced and don't have an "official" time, so I went with the stock rating (16 secs on the books. It probably can do <14), but next time I know to subtract a few seconds to make me look "cooler".

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Voodoo 06-24-2012 04:30 PM

http://blueshelled.com/wp-content/up...on-board-2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...y_on_board.jpg
http://files.coloribus.com/files/ads...mall-78686.jpg
http://www.brainlesstales.com/images...y-on-board.jpg

ErectMedia 06-24-2012 04:43 PM

http://www.amazon.co.uk/BOARD-Yellow.../dp/B004KF1ZBY

Sunny Day 06-24-2012 05:19 PM

Signs
 
Personally I prefer bumper stickers:

"My son beat up your honor roll student"

" My son was inmate of the month at the county jail"

"Kansas - as bigoted as you think"

xenigo 06-24-2012 05:26 PM

@ Sunny Day... here's my favorite.

http://api.ning.com/files/542kfUxBnN...inLovesYou.jpg

Although I could almost guarantee my car would get keyed by ever religious wackjob on the planet...

garce 06-24-2012 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by xenigo (Post 19021977)
And what would my "issues" be, Doctor Lloyd? :) Let's get your professional GFY diagnosis.

You can't possibly disagree that the sign isn't used for pretentious statements. Even on the mommy forums women talk about wanting the signs to rub parenthood in the faces of women who don't have children. It has nothing to do with safety.

It's similar to bumper stickers that say "My other ride is a Ferrari". Drive safely around me! I have a Ferrari! :)

You are truly self-deluded. BadDog can disagree with anything at GFY that he wants to disagree with without providing you with shit. You started a thread based on personal opinion. You ae now obligated to eat the semen of anyone with a different point of view.

Any mother (or father) who DOES NOT that think their child is the strongest or smartest should probably ney (I'm Scottish - I meant "not") be a mom, or a dad. If someone has a child, they have every right to slap "Baby On Board" stickers anywhere they want. Even on your ignorant gub.

Your 600,000K Harvard graduate spew is a joke. $600,000K Harvard grads are either failed laywers, or bank drones. They have no right to think or speak. They do what they're told, they get fat, and they die under stress. They create problems - they do not solve them.

BTW, A child was born last night to a young couple in Blue Springs, Missouri. In 42 years, he will have discovered the secret of light without heat, and sustainable perpetual motion. Before his death, he came VERY close to a breakthrough on controllable nuclear fusion.

Yet his son - and his son's son, managed to perfect a way to tap into this unlimited, infinitely sustainable source of energy. The Canadian Oil Sands are sucked dry. Saudi Arabia has long since been paved over and turned into a Disney theme park.

And yet if it wasn't for some grotesquely obese thirty-seven year old, $600K per year "Harvard Grad" driving home drunk and swerving into a tree (because he was distracted by a "Baby On Board" sign) way back in 2012 - none of this would have happened.

garce 06-24-2012 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by xenigo (Post 19021963)
In retrospect driving that car to a convention was never one of my best ideas..

Driving that car to a convention was not the bad idea, you idiot. You actually bought a vanity plate that had "ADULT" stamped on it?

Oh, my.

globofun 06-24-2012 06:07 PM

http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.co...y-on-board.jpg

livexxx 06-24-2012 06:37 PM

I slow down for horses

Sunny Day 06-24-2012 06:50 PM

Stickers
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo (Post 19022207)
@ Sunny Day... here's my favorite.

http://api.ning.com/files/542kfUxBnN...inLovesYou.jpg

Although I could almost guarantee my car would get keyed by ever religious wackjob on the planet...

I bought a used car that had a bunch of political stickers on it. 1st thing I did was remove them. I'm surprised the previous owner never had anything done to the car.

CDSmith 06-24-2012 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by garce (Post 19022210)
You started a thread based on personal opinion. You ae now obligated to eat the semen of anyone with a different point of view.

Best post of anyone, anytime, on any board, EVER.

O MARINA 06-24-2012 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB (Post 19021384)
All that says to me is, she puts out and fucks bareback. Easy target.

I lol'ed

GAMEFINEST 06-24-2012 09:18 PM

it is a dumb sign


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