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Rochard 08-07-2012 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19107108)
This thread seems to have worked about as well as his pay sites.

Well, you and Paul have a lot in common really. You do magic, and he has magic join pages.

ShoeBox 08-07-2012 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19107108)
This thread seems to have worked about as well as his pay sites.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh he probably paid someone to make the gif anyways

Deej 08-07-2012 12:25 PM

DamianJ put on the only seminar that I actually sat through completely because it was information that isnt general knowledge like almost every single other seminar Ive ever seen at these conventions. Most just tell you shit that you already know. that everyone 'should' know.

Damian actually gave pointers and facts that arent generally known throughout his seminar. He made people laugh he made people take notes and he p-robably walked away with some people getting a hold of him based purely on that seminar alone.

I used to defend you Paul. it actually seems like Juicy is running your nickname or something now. that or you let that troll of the year award get to your head and turned you into an old dumbass with nothing better to do than make yourself look foolish on a place that you claim to be full of people unlike you.

Paul Markham 08-07-2012 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej (Post 19109045)
DamianJ put on the only seminar that I actually sat through completely because it was information that isnt general knowledge like almost every single other seminar Ive ever seen at these conventions. Most just tell you shit that you already know. that everyone 'should' know.

Damian actually gave pointers and facts that arent generally known throughout his seminar. He made people laugh he made people take notes and he p-robably walked away with some people getting a hold of him based purely on that seminar alone.

I used to defend you Paul. it actually seems like Juicy is running your nickname or something now. that or you let that troll of the year award get to your head and turned you into an old dumbass with nothing better to do than make yourself look foolish on a place that you claim to be full of people unlike you.

What was the seminar on?

He should share more of his gems here or on his blog.

papill0n 08-07-2012 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19109146)
What was the seminar on?

He should share more of his gems here or on his blog.

you should mind your own business fuckhead :2 cents:

epitome 08-07-2012 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19109146)
What was the seminar on?

He should share more of his gems here or on his blog.

Why should he give it away for free? Want to know? Hire him or go to a show.

ShoeBox 08-07-2012 08:10 PM

Paul is now selling $3000 photoshops

papill0n 08-07-2012 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ShoeBox (Post 19109588)
Paul is now selling $3000 photoshops

that price is too high for pirated software

he needs to do a marketing course :2 cents:

BAKO 08-07-2012 08:35 PM

Magic joins

Deej 08-07-2012 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19109146)
What was the seminar on?

He should share more of his gems here or on his blog.

email marketing.

Penny24Seven 08-07-2012 08:55 PM

I keep seeing people talk about Paul and his majic, is everyone talking about 5 years ago or so when he was talking about getting joins without traffic or something and they were called the majic joins? I didn't think he would ever live that one down.

ShoeBox 08-07-2012 08:59 PM

Pauls the only person that joins his sites

anexsia 08-07-2012 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian837 (Post 19109638)
I keep seeing people talk about Paul and his majic, is everyone talking about 5 years ago or so when he was talking about getting joins without traffic or something and they were called the majic joins? I didn't think he would ever live that one down.

Yes, he was bragging about membership sales on his website, but someone quickly pointed out that none of his signup/billing pages worked....he was caught in a pretty big lie.

Brad Mitchell 08-07-2012 09:38 PM

Damian is a great writer, very knowledgeable in several areas, extremely creative and a good friend, too.

Brad

epitome 08-07-2012 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Brad Mitchell (Post 19109676)
Damian is a great writer, very knowledgeable in several areas, extremely creative and a good friend, too.

Brad

Now that is an endorsement. Thoughts on Paul?

epitome 08-07-2012 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by anexsia (Post 19109649)
Yes, he was bragging about membership sales on his website, but someone quickly pointed out that none of his signup/billing pages worked....he was caught in a pretty big lie.

The lesson was he exposed his propensity for lying but we are supposed to believe everything he says today.

Zuzana Designs 08-07-2012 10:04 PM

Damian has introduced me several large clients over the years and is an inspiration to myself and my business.

Brad Mitchell 08-07-2012 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome (Post 19109682)
Now that is an endorsement. Thoughts on Paul?

I rather liked Paul's more recent thread where he was posting and reflecting on his life, work and what's important. I don't know him very well, we have not done business and yes of course I think he has had lots of crazy posts on GFY in the past. With that said, I still respect his experience and it seems often from his posts that he is passionate about things such as Eva, copyrights and his life of work. Can't hate someone for those things and I think it would also be difficult to disrespect any of those that I mentioned.

None of us has to be a millionaire to be worthy or of value. One also doesn't have to be right all of the time. I'm kind of hoping to see Paul at the Summit in Prague and have a friendly chat over a drink. The last time I met him was many years ago in Prague at a conference. I was a lot younger then and I suppose at that time we both wrote each other off.

I don't spend too much time judging people on GFY. In my 13 years in the business I have likely met more than 5000 people. I rather have conversations in person or on the phone. The abundance of keyboard warrioring and online conversation make it very hard sometimes to reconcile people, especially when the interaction was of substance in person.

Damian, I had best see you in London, too!

Brad

Paul Markham 08-07-2012 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej (Post 19109620)
email marketing.

OK, so nothing porn related.

Mike Dutch 08-08-2012 12:39 AM

Damian helped me increase my conversions with about 45% and increased overall uservalue with 25%, besides that long tail third party joins increased drastically with his email marketing skills. That resulted in sending joins to 3rd parties, but also in receiving those back. That is of tremendous value.

sojproductions 08-08-2012 12:54 AM

I used his email marketing in the lessons section and reaped the rewards. I used his techniques as a base and applied a few elements of my own, I literally made thousands in the first circulation. I should have been doing it already, but I overlooked it and his posts pushed me into it, and i'm grateful they did. The success rate has died off now, so Damian if you've got any more tips to revitalise!? :thumbsup

So yes, he was an inspiration - the arguments between you guys, while some times amusing do not inspire and surely it's a waste of both your time.

papill0n 08-08-2012 12:58 AM

clearly people have much more respect for damian than paul

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chalk it up to yet another thread backfire markham and go fuck your jigsaw

DamianJ 08-08-2012 02:22 AM

Thanks for all the kind words guys. I really appreciate it.

#anothermarkhamthreadbackfire

Paul Markham 08-08-2012 02:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike Dutch (Post 19109806)
Damian helped me increase my conversions with about 45% and increased overall uservalue with 25%, besides that long tail third party joins increased drastically with his email marketing skills. That resulted in sending joins to 3rd parties, but also in receiving those back. That is of tremendous value.

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Originally Posted by sojproductions (Post 19109818)
I used his email marketing in the lessons section and reaped the rewards. I used his techniques as a base and applied a few elements of my own, I literally made thousands in the first circulation. I should have been doing it already, but I overlooked it and his posts pushed me into it, and i'm grateful they did. The success rate has died off now, so Damian if you've got any more tips to revitalise!? :thumbsup

So yes, he was an inspiration - the arguments between you guys, while some times amusing do not inspire and surely it's a waste of both your time.

Now that is awesome and I'm glad for you. Seems at emailing he's very good.

The day he stops his insults against Eva and insinuations that I attacked a member of staff, had to get out of the UK, begging and have any thing but a normal liking of children. Him and me are fine.

Insult my work, when you can tell mine from other peoples, :winkwink: insult me about being old, ugly, stupid, out of touch, but keep it real. I am old, stupid, out of touch. so glad I made some money. Even his jokes about me being broke are acceptable. I know the truth.

He will never do this.

lagcam 08-08-2012 02:30 AM

I always knew this was all contrived....

I bet they are sitting on Paul's sofa sharing a cabbage ale and laughing their asses off. :)

Paul Markham 08-08-2012 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by lagcam (Post 19109886)
I always knew this was all contrived....

I bet they are sitting on Paul's sofa sharing a cabbage ale and laughing their asses off. :)

If we were, we would be sitting on my sofa and he would be explaining his insults and lies to Eva, Rajah and me. :1orglaugh

Trying to find him some work at the moment.

DamianJ 08-08-2012 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19110055)
Sorry I started this thread Damian, it appears you are very well respected and not only that, liked. I'll go over to B&B now and just start a few threads there trying to troll you because you've clearly beaten me over here. I quit.

It had to happen eventually Paul. No hard feelings. Good luck with trolling at B&B, I'm sure it will go well for you because of all the friends and admirers you have there.

Paul Markham 08-08-2012 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19110872)
Thank you for getting me a new client, I'm sure with all your contacts you could get me more. Also thank you very much for sharpening up my blog on direct selling. You are right questioning a person's choices and business isn't the best way to get his trust

No problems Damian. Yes if you need more introductions to people like Viv Thomas you need only ask, I know many similar people and large website owners.

epitome 08-08-2012 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Brad Mitchell (Post 19109749)
I rather liked Paul's more recent thread where he was posting and reflecting on his life, work and what's important. I don't know him very well, we have not done business and yes of course I think he has had lots of crazy posts on GFY in the past. With that said, I still respect his experience and it seems often from his posts that he is passionate about things such as Eva, copyrights and his life of work. Can't hate someone for those things and I think it would also be difficult to disrespect any of those that I mentioned.

None of us has to be a millionaire to be worthy or of value. One also doesn't have to be right all of the time. I'm kind of hoping to see Paul at the Summit in Prague and have a friendly chat over a drink. The last time I met him was many years ago in Prague at a conference. I was a lot younger then and I suppose at that time we both wrote each other off.

I don't spend too much time judging people on GFY. In my 13 years in the business I have likely met more than 5000 people. I rather have conversations in person or on the phone. The abundance of keyboard warrioring and online conversation make it very hard sometimes to reconcile people, especially when the interaction was of substance in person.

Damian, I had best see you in London, too!

Brad

Always the diplomat. And for that I like you.

epitome 08-08-2012 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19109762)
OK, so nothing porn related.

That's a joke, right? A list of members and ex-members is golden.

DamianJ 08-09-2012 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19111522)
No problems Damian. Yes if you need more introductions to people like Viv Thomas you need only ask, I know many similar people and large website owners.

Haha! Nice one!

As I told you, I think Viv Thomas is a cunt and I wouldn't work for him if I was starving. He is a mysogonistic, dirty old man who has a daughter who hates him and tells everyone within earshot.

Sorry your troll posts failed so badly on B&B.

Sad to say, you're not going to be winning Troll of the Year here this year :(

I got your email pretending to be from Eva begging me to stop making you look stupid Paul. That was funny. The part about you having nothing in your life apart from GFY was good.

DamianJ 08-09-2012 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by epitome (Post 19111527)
That's a joke, right? A list of members and ex-members is golden.

If you saw the emails he sends to try and sell his content you'd understand he has less of a clue about email marketing than he does making join pages.

Seriously, the most pathetic email I've ever seen. No understanding of the medium, no permission, no personalisation, nothing. Just a long list of pictures and no call to action.

For someone that claims he was a successful furniture salesman, he doesn't seem to know the basics of the sales process.

But, that was probably a lie too.

Left school at 15, no qualifications because he was so very stupid, bummed around taking drugs, got involved in crime to make some money, spunked that, and fled the UK to rent a shack in a cabbage field that his 'wife' has to work as a secretary to pay the rent on!

lolsome.

lagcam 08-09-2012 01:25 AM

I think there is no doubt that Damian knows his stuff, and by all accounts in real life he is a great guy but personally I think online he goes too far.

These constant pot-shots at Paul's wife are unnecessary. If you need to argue with somebody's viewpoint argue with their viewpoint, you don't need to bring his wife, his house and all the other shitty stuff in every post.

These threads are amusing and sad at the same time.

Tasty1 08-09-2012 02:03 AM

Yes Paul, go for it! You can win that troll of the year award in Amsterdam september 21 again! The animated gif made me smile.

What award can Damian win? The both can't live without the other. Action = reaction, so a part of the award must go to Damian!

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DamianJ 08-09-2012 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by lagcam (Post 19111645)
I think there is no doubt that Damian knows his stuff, and by all accounts in real life he is a great guy but personally I think online he goes too far.

These constant pot-shots at Paul's wife are unnecessary. If you need to argue with somebody's viewpoint argue with their viewpoint, you don't need to bring his wife, his house and all the other shitty stuff in every post.

These threads are amusing and sad at the same time.

Maybe if Paul had stalked you and spent the best part of the last 5 years posting disgusting lies about you, deliberately trying to damage your business, saying you stole all your work, that you break the law, are a pirate a spammer etc, paying to access UK census sites to try and find out where you live, posting Google Maps pictures of your house etc etc you might think differently.

He brought it all on himself, sadly.

But if it bothers you, do feel free to put me on ignore.

B.Barnato 08-09-2012 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19111592)

I got your email pretending to be from Eva begging me to stop making you look stupid Paul. That was funny. The part about you having nothing in your life apart from GFY was good.

What?:upsidedow

lagcam 08-09-2012 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19111709)
Maybe if Paul had stalked you and spent the best part of the last 5 years posting disgusting lies about you, deliberately trying to damage your business, saying you stole all your work, that you break the law, are a pirate a spammer etc, paying to access UK census sites to try and find out where you live, posting Google Maps pictures of your house etc etc you might think differently.

He brought it all on himself, sadly.

But if it bothers you, do feel free to put me on ignore.

How old are you Damian? It's a serious question.

DamianJ 08-09-2012 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by lagcam (Post 19111736)
How old are you Damian? It's a serious question.

Think of a better serious question.

Look, the point is, Paul is a hopeless old fuck and I really enjoy trolling him because he ALWAYS responds. It amuses me, and others.

If you don't like it, put me on ignore and like the gay magician, I will vanish with a poof.

:D

DVTimes 08-09-2012 02:58 AM

Paul is a good chap.

I have herd stuff about damian, and i would not trust him one bit. some of you would be rather sick if you knew the truth about damian.

anexsia 08-09-2012 02:59 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19111756)
Think of a better serious question.

Look, the point is, Paul is a hopeless old fuck and I really enjoy trolling him because he ALWAYS responds. It amuses me, and others.

If you don't like it, put me on ignore and like the gay magician, I will vanish with a poof.

:D

:1orglaugh it's definitely amusing


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